Bodyguard of the Goddess

Chapter 162: The criteria for choosing a spouse for big stars!

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Xiao Zheng, who couldn't avoid it, turned around helplessly and said with an embarrassed smile: "Big star from Mainland China, are you still running so late?"

Lu Qier glanced at Xiao Zheng and said unhappily: "Stop pretending, why did you run away just now?"

"Run?" Xiao Zheng pretended to be surprised and said in surprise. "Has the mainland star wronged me? I want to go home. Where can I go?"

Lu Qier snorted and said in a strange tone: "It's not your wife who told you to stay away from me, so you just hide away when you see me, right?"

"No way." Xiao Zheng waved his hand and said with a smile. "Huayin told me last night that Miss Lu is cheerful and generous, and she is a friend worth making."

"Oh?" Lu Qier said overjoyed. "Did your wife really say that?"

"Of course. How can I, an eight-foot tall man, deceive you?" Xiao Zheng looked at Lu Qier up and down with subtle eyes, and said with a smile on his lips. "Miss Lu has a really good figure. The places where flesh should be fleshy are plump and straight, and the places where flesh should not be are round and round. It's really enviable. Especially her long legs, which must be one meter long, right?"

Lu Qier said proudly: "You have some sense. But please don't look so obscene. If I didn't know you have a beautiful wife, I would have thought you were going to molest me."

Xiao Zhengxie said: "What's the direct relationship between me wanting to molest you and me having a wife?"

Lu Qier had been abroad for a long time and was not as reserved as ordinary girls. She put her hands on her hips and said, "It's not directly related. I'm mainly afraid that you won't dare to go out and have sex with your powerful wife behind your back."

Xiao Zheng felt that his character had been insulted, and said in a deep voice: "Although my brother Azheng is not a man of three wives and four concubines, I still have the courage to occasionally have fun and have a few harmless sexual encounters."

Lu Qier sneered: "Do you still have such courage?"

"That's not the case." Xiao Zheng lit a cigarette casually, looking like an old god.

"Then if you invite me in for a cup of coffee and some air conditioning, it should be a harmless thing, right?" Lu Qier said mischievously.

"This-" Xiao Zheng's expression froze and he explained. "It's not very convenient tonight."

"What's the inconvenience?" Lu Qier was not polite, opened the door and walked into the house, saying something as she walked. "We are all neighbors. Isn't it normal to visit each other's houses and keep in touch with each other? Unless your wife is petty, or you are a henpecked and strict wife."

While talking, Lu Qier had already walked into the living room swaggeringly.

Xiao Zheng was anxious to cover up the blood stains in the living room that he had not had time to clean up, so he couldn't help but quickly followed in. But before he could get closer, Lu Qier turned around with a look of horror on her face and asked, "Xiao Zheng, what did you do at home just now? Why are there bloodstains on the ground? Could it be that you -"

Xiao Zheng's nerves suddenly became tense, and countless thoughts flashed through his mind.

Should he cross first and then kill, or kill and then cross

Seeing Xiao Zheng's nervous expression, Lu Qier burst out laughing, her pretty face flushed and said: "I'm joking with you, do you have to be so serious? But having said that, my acting skills are pretty good, right? Well, if nothing else happens , next year I will focus on shooting big movies. I hope to win some Oscars."

When Xiao Zheng heard this, he couldn't help but let out a long breath and said, "Miss Lu, can you not be so surprised? I just didn't grasp the key to killing the chicken, so there was blood everywhere."

Lu Qier laughed heartily and sat on the sofa to kill, with a face full of ridicule: "Why are you killing chickens? Make chicken soup for your beautiful wife?"

Xiao Zheng took a towel from the kitchen and explained while wiping it: "My wife has a weak constitution and often has cold hands and feet. In addition, she usually has a heavy workload. If I don't give her some supplements, I'm really afraid that she will fall down at work."

"He is really a good husband with twenty-four filial piety." Lu Qier joked. "But as a man, don't you think it's a bit frustrating to be a housewife? When I look for a husband in the future, I must find a powerful man who can move everything around. It's best to be a hero who dares to devote himself to me."

"Go and have your dream." Xiao Zheng wiped the blood on the floor and came out of the kitchen with a cigarette in his mouth. He also held two cups of coffee with extra ice cubes in his hand and poured cold water on it. "For a woman like you who is neither ladylike nor gentle, it would be great if she could get married. Do you still expect to find a prince charming?"

"Exactly. This superstar is as beautiful as a flower and talented. She is also the most popular music queen in China. How can she not get married? Just take your regret medicine!" Lu Qier said confidently.

"Why should I take regret medicine?" Xiao Zheng asked curiously.

"Why? Don't you think that not being able to meet me before getting married is the biggest regret in your life?" Lu Qier felt so good about herself.

Xiao Zheng puffed out a puff of smoke and said with numbness on his scalp: "I'm talking about mainland celebrities, do you really think of yourself as a favorite of everyone? Yes, you are indeed somewhat famous in China. But those who are chasing you Most of them are boys and girls aged 17 or 18, right? In your fan group, are there any mature, stable and responsible high-quality men like me? Besides, although you are good-looking and your figure is nothing to criticize. But Compared with my wife, you are still slightly inferior. Not to mention my wife, even my sister-in-law who is not yet an adult, you may not be able to compare with her. "

When Lu Qier heard this, she became furious on the spot. But what Xiao Zheng said was not excessive. Indeed, not only was he no match for Lin Huayin, whose temperament and appearance were the most beautiful in the country. Even Lin Xiaozhu, who showed no sign of weakness when quarreling with her, had an outstanding overall quality and was not inferior to her. This made Lu Qier, who regarded herself as the proud daughter of heaven, very sad, and felt a sense of loss as her self-confidence was destroyed. Extremely frustrated.

"You have nothing to say?" Xiao Zheng said happily, not afraid of hurting Lu Qier. "As the old saying goes, there are mountains outside the world, and with your beauty, there are at least four or five around me. As for talent, which is a matter of opinion, to tell you the truth, whether it is my wife or The friends of the opposite sex around me are all as talented as you. But this is the first time I have met someone as arrogant and arrogant as you."

At first, Lu Qier thought Xiao Zheng was just joking with her. But as he listened, Xiao Zheng's words changed. By the end, Xiao Zheng was no longer teasing her, but openly attacking her personally.

"Bah!" Lu Qier jumped up from the sofa like a cat that had its tail stepped on, and retorted fiercely. "Don't think I don't know, you are just a pretty boy raised by Lin Huayin! Huh, why are you working together to open a company and buy a luxury house? Lin Huayin is indeed the CEO of ENN, and you are just a small security guard-"

"Correction." Xiao Zheng was not moved at all, but said with a relaxed expression. "Since yesterday, I have been promoted to the deputy captain of the Xin'ao Security Department. The real second-in-command of the department."

"—" Lu Qier's expression changed drastically. She never expected that her trump card would not destroy Xiao Zheng's self-confidence. She couldn't help but sit down and muttered. "Okay, you win. If I can make a pretty boy as good as you, I'm willing to give you the upper hand."

"You've accepted it and you still won't leave?" Xiao Zheng directly issued the eviction order and said slowly. "I drank the coffee and ate the fruit plate. Do you still want to have a midnight snack?"

No matter how big-hearted Lu Qier was, she felt a little unhappy after being pushed away by Xiao Zheng so bluntly. She stood up with a straight face and said, "Humph, you think I'm a rare person sitting in this shabby house?"

After saying that, he left angrily and rushed out the door without looking back.

As soon as Lu Qier left, Xiao Zheng stood up with a cold face and said with a straight face: "Come out, everyone, don't be like a bunch of girls. I still want to catch up on TV series."