Bodyguard of the Goddess

Chapter 692: Wipe your ass secretly!

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After leaving the room, Xiao Zheng walked directly towards the garden where Lu Dashan often exercised. There are some fitness equipment for the elderly, as well as some high-intensity equipment built with private investment by Lu Dashan, which can be regarded as a contribution to the neighbors in the community.

When Xiao Zheng came over, Lu Dashan was pressing his legs. The profuse sweating on his head proved that he had just experienced high-intensity exercise. A large area of my back was soaked.

"Uncle Lu has good muscles and bones. He can hold his legs so straight. He's almost catching up with a horse." Xiao Zheng, holding a cigarette in his mouth, sat leisurely on a wooden chair nearby.

Lu Dashan, who was pressing his legs, turned around and glanced at Xiao Zheng: "As you get older, if you don't exercise more, your body will become useless."

Xiao Zheng said with a bad smile: "With your wealth, let alone your broken body, even if you are paralyzed in bed, you will be able to spend the rest of your life."

"I'm paralyzed in bed, what's the point of having more money?" Lu Dashan glared at Xiao Zheng.

Xiao Zheng smiled and said, "At least you don't have to worry about eating and drinking."

Lu Dashan changed his other leg, his expression suddenly changed, and he said seriously: "I heard that you have a guest at your house?"

Xiao Zheng raised his brows when he heard this and said displeasedly: "Uncle Lu, you really haven't changed your bad habits. Are you using a telescope to peek again?"

"Nonsense." Lu Dashan bent down and pressed his legs, and said seriously. "I saw her while walking in the community. Xiao Lin personally picked her up and took her home."

"Pull him down." Xiao Zheng rolled his eyes. "How could it be such a coincidence that you would see Lao Lin as soon as he came home?"

After a pause, Xiao Zheng stood up and stretched his body, and asked curiously: "Uncle Lu, you said that you live in such a safe community, do you need to have more than ten or twenty bodyguards around you to serve you 24 hours a day? They actually bought two villas for them to eat and live in. Isn’t it too extravagant?”

Lu Dashan smiled and said, "You don't understand this, right?"

"Oh? What do you mean?" Xiao Zheng asked with a smile.

"How many enemies can a person like me have? Can his enemies be simple people? What if someone makes up his mind and wants to deal with me? If I don't have any precautions, wouldn't I just die at the drop of a hat?" Lu Dashan Smiled.

"I, Sister Qin, am here," Xiao Zheng said. "Forget about the Pearl, even if you live in Yanjing, there are not many people who can go beyond Sister Qin to cause trouble for you, right?"

"How old is she?" Lu Dashan rolled his eyes. "What's more, she is my wife, how can I make her take the blame? I have worked hard to make money, so naturally I hope that the whole family can live a safe and sound life without any danger."

"That's true." Xiao Zheng nodded and said. "I just think your battle is too exaggerated."

After saying that, he glanced sideways at the nearby grass. He muttered: "Even when I came out to exercise, I followed you so closely. It's a good thing I didn't do anything shameful, otherwise I wouldn't dare to chat with you casually."

Lu Dashan put down his raised left leg, sat down slowly next to Xiao Zheng, and lit a pipe comfortably: "You will naturally get used to it in the future. Don't mention me, even if you have lived in the mountain for twenty years My mother-in-law, isn’t there a martial arts master guarding her? As for Lin Chaotian, Shang Jingtian and others, who is not surrounded by masters? Before, you ran into the store, but there was no movement at all? Isn’t it because the store has masters? , are you afraid that you won’t be able to get out of the gate after your mischief?”

Xiao Zheng countered: "I'm here to reason with Shang Jingtian."

"Pull him down." Lu Dashan said with a wicked smile. "How can you reason with others when you can talk about fists?"

Xiao Zheng curled his lips and said: "Of course, I am not a violent person."

Lu Dashan smiled and did not expose Xiao Zheng. He just nodded and said: "It's good to be reasonable. No matter whether it is Shang Jingtian or Lin Chaotian, in the end, you can't escape the word "reason". Our ancestors said that you can walk all over the world with reason, but you can't walk without reason. It still makes sense. If we don’t even follow the principles, will society be in chaos? Let’s talk about the current laws. In the final analysis, they only focus on one word of reason. The majority of people must be convinced. Only then can society be stable.”

Xiao Zheng felt dizzy after hearing this, and waved his hand: "Uncle, what do you want to say when you call me here? Isn't it too immoral to give me an ideological and political class at night?"

Lu Dashan glared at Xiao Zheng and said angrily: "Uncle, I have learned a lot about the philosophy of life. Many young people want to listen to my teachings, but I don't have the skills yet. If you can be taught by me, you can Have some fun."

Xiao Zheng thought that he had offended Lu Dashan before, and it would be quite difficult to ask him to analyze the current situation later. This time, I didn’t dare to offend this big shot who was destined to shock the world, so I smiled and said, “I’ve learned a lesson.”

Seeing the hypocrisy on Xiao Zheng's face, Lu Dashan couldn't help but complain and lit a cigarette and said, "Ah Zheng, Uncle Lu has been providing you with conveniences these days, right?"

"That's right." Xiao Zheng was beating his head, but he nodded. "I am always grateful."

"That's not the case." Lu Dashan waved his hand and said. "Humanity is so sophisticated, it's normal for people to come and go. Before Uncle Lu helped you, he never thought about asking you for anything. But now that he has this opportunity, he simply changed his old face and said, Let me tell you."

Even asking for help was so leisurely and leisurely that Xiao Zheng almost couldn't hold back his laughter. But considering that even Lu Dashan has to seek help from him, how big of a problem is this

He couldn't help but asked cautiously: "You said that as long as I can do it, I will definitely try my best to do it."

"It's actually not easy to talk about this matter." Lu Dashan took a deep drag on his cigarette and said with a rather strange expression.

"Hard to say?" Xiao Zheng said unexpectedly. "Which one of us is following which one? If you have any difficulties, just ask them."

"That's okay. We hope people won't speak vaguely." Lu Dashan said with a solemn expression. "You probably know about your sister Qin's past, right?"

"I know." Xiao Zheng nodded and smiled. "That's a man of the hour in the industry, a typical female hero, a woman who is not inferior to men."

"Bullshit." Lu Dashan rolled his eyes and said disdainfully. "She's just a killer who uses people's money to eliminate disasters for others, but she still turns into a woman and a woman in your mouth? You can really put money in her face."

Xiao Zheng had a strange expression and thought to himself: Isn't this a case of prosperity and prosperity? My brother Azheng is also a veteran of this world...

Lu Dashan glanced at Xiao Zheng and continued: "Since you know it, you should also know that there are bound to be enemies in this business, right?"

"Yeah." Xiao Zheng nodded and asked tentatively. "Why, an enemy is coming to your door and you want me to deal with it?"

Lu Dashan's face straightened and he said seriously: "Am I such an unkind person? Of course I have to wipe my own butt!"

Xiao Zheng said awkwardly: "Even if you really want me to wipe Sister Qin's butt, I'm still a little embarrassed -"

This pun made Lu Dashan angry and funny, and he scolded: "Even I only dare to wipe your sister Qin's butt secretly, let alone you?"