If there was a fight, Laifu might be stunned instantly.
But compared to so-called wisdom, Laifu is fearless.
"Peace's father has three sons. The eldest son is called Da Mao, and the second son is called Er Mao. What is the name of the third son?" Jamie, the Langley parrot, felt that he had come up with a very clever question and flapped his wings happily.
"Peace!"
"Ah, why didn't you say Sanmao?"
"Because I'm not stupid."
"Then listen to this question again, Pease's..."
"Wait a minute, I answered your question, now how about you answer my question too?"
"Of course. I have traveled all over this continent, witnessed countless local customs and customs, and talked and laughed with many scholars..."
"If 1=5, 2=15, 3=45, 4=55, then what is 5?"
Jamie, the Langley parrot, cheered up, began to think, and began to calculate.
Its sharp claws can draw clear marks on the rocks, and rows of calculation formulas are listed, demonstrating this old parrot's profound mathematical skills.
Brother Flathead lay on the ground, dozing off with his eyes closed, completely ignoring the confrontation between the two monsters.
"Oh my god, there is no pattern at all. You are deliberately making things difficult for Jamie, and Jamie is very angry!" Jamie, the Langley parrot, became more and more annoyed, and he was already on the verge of going berserk.
"Wait a minute, I already said, 1 is equal to 5. Is it so difficult for you to say that 5 is equal to 1? Isn't this the same as your big hair and two hairs?"
Langley's parrot, who was as angry as a fighting cock, suddenly withered.
It drooped its head, flew back to Pease's head from Lai Fu's head, and looked at Lai Fu with a sad look in its eyes.
"I'm asking you something you must know." Laifu encouraged.
Jamie the Langley parrot's eyes lit up, and its two wings were folded together in a prayer gesture, like a mentally retarded person waiting for salvation.
"Do you know the Pirate King?"
"Of course, I've been with him day and night for almost twenty years."
"Oh, you followed Bilge later, right, why?"
"This question is too simple, because the pirate king has begun to have wrinkles on his face, his appearance is constantly declining, and he even had one eye blinded by that idiot Rudolph with his staff."
"Well, didn't the Pirate King impress you with his strength and charisma, so he kept you with him?"
"Of course not. When he was young, he looked very good-looking. Unfortunately, time has been ruthless and the sea breeze has destroyed his peerless appearance. There is no possibility for him and I to continue."
"What about Bilge?"
"Oh, Bilge is so handsome, and he likes to whistle. That sound directly heals the wounds in my soul."
"Then the reason you left Bilge was also because he was ugly?"
"For this reason, time is like a butcher's knife. When it gets dark..."
"Stop!" Laifu stopped it in time and continued to ask: "When old Bilge was retiring, did he do a big deal, get a batch of treasures, and get a treasure map."
"Oh, you asked the right person this question. I was the only witness at the time."
"Why didn't they divide the treasure? Why did they hide it? They also got three treasure maps. Taking off their pants and farting was unnecessary."
"That's a really complicated story, please be patient and listen to me explain it in detail..."
The so-called treasure is not the legendary property of a noble, but a weapon—the Elf Sword!
There has been no trace of the elves on this continent for a long time, and there is even controversy over whether they actually existed. As for this weapon belonging to the elves, many people have questioned it in various ways.
"You were a witness at that time, so you must have seen this weapon. Is it true?" Laifu asked.
Even the blue-headed wolf king Pease became energetic now.
"I don't know if it is a relic of the elves, but it is indeed a very powerful weapon. It was sealed and hidden in an underground ancient ruins. A group of strong men accidentally discovered the ancient ruins and brought out many Things, that Elf Sword is one of them..."
They were all poisoned while escorting the shipment to the Holy City to present to the Pope.
All the corpses were missing, and all the things brought out from the ruins seemed to be missing.
Some people said that they were cursed by the ruins, and the high priest responsible for investigating the matter accepted this statement. They buried the corpses and returned to the Holy City with these things.
However, a little scribe discovered a problem. He compared the magical images sent back by the strong men and found that one thing was missing among the thousands of relics.
It's the Elven Sword.
Someone immediately returned to the place where those strong men were buried and found that all the buried corpses were gone.
The high priest judged that someone faked his death and took away the Elf Sword.
The Vatican sent a large number of experts to track down these powerful men, eliminating them one by one, and finally targeted Marquis Wood's father.
Old Wood was already dying, and the high priests were helpless to deal with his decline.
However, he slowly got better on his own.
The time was exactly what happened after the death of Marquis Wood. The high priest believed that there was a magic that could resurrect a dead person in his blood, so he sent Cardinal Milton to hunt down the Wood family.
In fact, the great priest also thought wrong.
Marquis Wood was not really poisoned at the time. He crawled out of the tomb, burned the bodies of all his companions, and then returned to his home territory with the hidden Elf Sword.
He kills his dying father and survives as Old Wood.
At this point in the story, Laifu was stunned for a moment.
"What happened next?"
later-
The arrival of Cardinal Milton declared the bankruptcy of Marquis Wood's plan.
However, he bewitched Milton and agreed to share the secret of the Elven Sword. Also involved in this secret was Marquis Wood's cousin, one of Jamie's shovelers, Bilge.
Old Wood had a daughter who was killed at sea, but was actually robbed by pirates and gave birth to Bilge.
When Bilge became an adult, he was recognized by Marquis Wood, and they colluded to do a lot of business without capital.
Cardinal Milton hanged "Old Wood" and returned with the Elf Sword, but was attacked by Bilge, one of the eight pirates. Milton died in the battle, and the Elf Sword's whereabouts are unknown.
Of course none of these three people died.
But Marquis Wood had become frightened. He was worried about being traced again, so he insisted on hiding the Elf Sword first and then finding an island to study it after the news passed.
They found a place to hide the Elf Sword, and then made a complicated treasure map.
The three people drank the amnesia potion that lasted for three days, and each of them went their separate ways with a treasure map, lurking and waiting for the moment when the Vatican would ignore this matter.
"It must have been many years. Has this treasure map been used?" Laifu felt a little cold in his heart. Considering how old Bilge was, this must have been at least thirty years ago.