Weather on Friday, November 23: Sunny
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Early on Friday morning, I received an email from Yi Fan.
He asked: Are you healed? Do you need to rest again
I replied businesslikely: No problem. Thank you, President, for your concern.
He continued to reply: Oh, that’s good. I've been worried about you.
I think I should be moved, but the next moment Yi Fan moves people is always shocking, so I have reservations about his kindness.
Sure enough, he said: Guan Xiaobei, now that you have recovered, we have suspended our blind date activities for nearly two months, should we continue
I flatly refused. My experience in the past few months told me that he and I were incompatible, and my aura was much weaker than his, so the direct result was that the more I got involved with him, the more miserable my death would be. But anyway, I feel the need to be polite to him verbally. So I replied: I heard that you paid for my medical bills, thank you very much. But I guess my money will be very tight in the next year or two, so I probably won’t be able to pay you back. I can give you a five-year repayment plan if you need it.
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After a while, Yi Fan said: Ah, no money? But I’ve been tight on money recently. Didn’t I say that you sold my coat for a good price yesterday
I said: President AC is short of money? What did you do? Did you go to Iraq to buy oil fields and give them to the US military
He said: I helped you pay off your debt, which is 1.784 million. All the dogs I wanted to buy had to be given up.
I sat next to the computer and laughed, thinking for a long time and then helplessly replied: Didn’t the stock appreciate in value
He said: Credits and debts are two different things. Profit has nothing to do with you, and liabilities will continue to be borne by you.
I stayed by the computer and continued to laugh,... You and Luoluo, which one of you learned from the other? In your next sentence, do you want to say that you can be a slave in AC for the rest of your life
After a while, Yi Fan replied: I can't buy a dog, so I can only walk you for free.
Through the computer, I seemed to see his wickedly smiling face.
I was resigned to his boredom and ruthlessness, threw all the emails into the recycle bin, and got to work.
After a while, he sent another email: Guan Xiaobei, give me your MSN. I have something important to tell you.
I conveniently pasted a section of the "Employee Code" to him:... It is prohibited to browse the web during work, and it is prohibited to use online chat tools such as Facebook, MSN, and Facebook. Once discovered, warnings, fines, notifications of criticism, etc. will be imposed...
Almost immediately, the phone rang on my desk.
"Hello, Guan Xiaobei from AC Legal Department, where are you?"
"Hello, AC President Yi Fan."
“…”
"Guan Xiaobei, this is the second time you have refused my request today!"
"Sorry, personal issues are not accepted during working hours. Please resolve personal issues by yourself outside of working hours."
"Guan Xiaobei, I believe I said during the onboarding training that what your superiors tell you is your job. Since you are so uncooperative... Do you have to go down and help you install MSN in person and order you to use it?"
…The president came to a small cubicle in the legal department that he had never visited before, installed msn for a small employee and personally instructed him to use it? !
"Can you stop being so mean?!" I said angrily, and before hanging up the phone, I heard his leisurely and proud laughter.
I've been feeling uneasy all morning. Yi Fan's creativity in torturing me is simply unparalleled. I'm worried that he will keep his word.
I survived until noon safely, and I rushed all the way to the canteen excitedly, jumping into Luoluo's arms: "Xiao Luoluo, sister is in a good mood today, and I'll treat you to a big dinner."
Luoluo looked around, looked at me with a mysterious smile, took out her mobile phone and made a call, and then shouted in a loud voice: "Xiaobei, I don't know which leader of the company called me just now and asked you to wait for lunch. Add the number yi on msn and say that I have something important to tell you. Oops, I was going to say it on there, but I forgot. Remember, it’s the number yi.”
Hundreds of eyes in the restaurant looked thoughtfully in this direction. Although Luoluo's words were not named, they had the perfect effect of making it clear that silence was better than sound at this time, and there was no silver three hundred taels in this place. .
I collapsed and asked, "Luoluo, what are you doing? Even if this is true, you don't have to be so loud."
Luoluo pointed to the phone and whispered to me: "The president said, I want to say what I just said loudly in the restaurant, give me two hundred yuan."
"You! I don't even bother to say that you are unjust for profit! I'll give you three hundred and shout out to me that you are joking!"
Yi Fan's voice came from the phone: "Li Luo, I'll give you five hundred."
"Seven hundred!" I shouted.
"Eight hundred. How can a pauper like Guan Xiaobei have any money?" Yi Fan said.
"One thousand!" I gritted my teeth, "I'll write an IOU!"
"Li Luo, I'll give you my coat when this is done."
"Bingo! The president wins!" Luoluo cheered.
She shouted again: "Xiaobei, you forgot just after I said it, it's yifan, yifan! Remember it!"
"President, what you said just now was a gift." Luoluochong said on the phone.
"here you go."
I ordered a mountain of rice and hid behind it, ready to choke myself on the rice.
After eating, I immediately rushed back to the office to install msn. I thought that even if I was caught surfing the Internet, I might be given a lighter sentence during my lunch break.
After Yi Fan added me, he immediately gave me a link.
"Go take a look at this, it's a good thing!" Yi Fan said excitedly.
I opened it curiously. The link was a post on a certain gossip website. The poster posted a photo with a short explanation below.
Yi Fan said: Someone secretly took the photo on the day of the outing. It was the first time I realized how handsome I was.
I took a closer look and it turned out to be a photo of Yi Fan carrying me by the lake that day.
Yi Fan in the photo is indeed handsome, but the question is, how could the person who took the photo have such photography skills? While taking a picture of Yi Fan's handsome face, he could also make my originally thin back look as big as the actual three? !
Yi Fan said: It’s so beautiful. It’s so beautiful. I’ve already used it as a desktop. Come on, use it as your desktop too.
I rejected him for the third time today.
I said: I love AC, and my desktop has always been the AC logo.
Yi Fan said: AC has a new logo, me!
I thought: Why didn’t you say you were the company’s mascot!
Just when I was staring at my butt in the photo and feeling depressed, someone remotely logged into my computer and changed my desktop.
Peter happened to be passing by here after lunch, glanced at my screen, and suddenly shouted:
"Hey, the president is fine, why is he carrying a bear on his back?"
I decided to ignore Yi Fan.
Unexpectedly, he kept knocking on me: I looked at that post and it was really good. Many girls below expressed their infinite admiration for me. Come on, help me take a look inside to see if there are any potential blind dates. In addition, I also found a lot of gossipy boss posts on the Internet. Do you want to see if there are any posts about me
Hum hum, I sneered, yes! On the first day I came to ac, I opened the post Bayou. It has been continuously updated and has been well received. The post has been refined by the moderator and is often posted on the homepage.