Weather for Monday, December 18: cloudy to sunny
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As the saying goes, eating people is short-tongued and soft-handed. You Su Yixin deceived my turtle, so you have to deal with Yi Fan for me!
Su didn't hold anything back. Combining Yi Fan's past experiences, the fact that he failed to get on blind dates many times, and the unearthed childhood shadows, she comprehensively and carefully analyzed Yi Fan's mentality and methods of solving this problem for me.
After hearing this, I kept saying yes, this money turtle was not wasted.
So, this time, I decided to help Yi Fan find someone special enough!
On Sunday evening, I received a call from Yi Fan.
His voice was as calm as ever: "I'm here."
I'm a little angry. I've been kissed so many times and I'm still not familiar with the process? And I specifically asked you not to call me beforehand, call the blind date directly.
"Why are you calling me? I'm calling your date directly. If that person doesn't come, just sit there and wait. I've reserved the third table for you by the window. As usual, the street corner lights are on. At that time, that angle can show the outline of your face very well."
"I know." He said calmly, "But there is someone in that seat. Drinking espresso, watching "Vogue", and wearing a very festive Christmas-style scarf."
Yes, this is exactly the secret code I arranged in advance, "Then why are you hesitating? With your enthusiasm and your shyness, concentrate on the spring breeze and go away!"
There was silence on the other side of the phone for a moment, and then, Yi Fan said quietly:
"Guan Xiaobei, he is a man."
I was silent for a moment.
Yes, Su told me that if a person is as "perfect" as Yi Fan and goes on a crazy blind date but fails, it can only mean that he has an extremely inflated narcissistic emotion in his heart, which makes him unable to recognize the opposite sex. , and at the same time, he was confused about his inability to locate himself. Behind all these uncertainties, there is a certain fact - he is gay.
At that moment, it dawned on me. My feelings for Yi Fan also changed from extreme hatred to extreme sympathy. As the saying goes, a pitiful person must have his hateful part, and vice versa, a hateful person must also have his pitiable part. This man who is crazy about marriage turns out to be a lost lamb hidden under his bluff appearance. All his tragedies stem from his inability to recognize and grasp himself.
It was at that moment that I made the most holy decision to save his life and his soul.
"Believe me, Xiaoduo is a very beautiful and gentle man. Don't have any worries and go ahead boldly. No matter what, I will fully support you in finding happiness." After that, I hung up the phone happily.
That night, my mood was as high as ever. For many years, my dream of having a gay best friend was finally coming true. We can gossip about men together, go shopping together, and then when he is dumped by a man, wait for him to throw himself into my arms and cry like an abandoned teddy.
"Be realistic." Su handed me a glass of milk, "Don't you think that even if you use a dog as a metaphor, Yi Fan is still a black beetle, not a teddy."
I resented Su for smashing all the pink bubbles in my head at once, so I squatted in the corner holding the cup and continued dreaming.
Su looked at me for a long time: "To be honest, no matter how I imagine it, I think you are just a string."
Throughout the weekend, I didn't receive a call from Yi Fan. I went online again to update my ultimate gossip post. At this time, the best boss in my post has become a best mini-attack. After I finished writing, I started to browse the replies amid the support from netizens. Turning to the last page, after dragging the screen for nearly a page, I saw four words:
Extreme joy brings sorrow.
This meaningful message that combines plainness and gloominess is Su's consistent style.
"I'm not like you. You always hit me when I'm happy." I denounced Su.
"I am reminding you based on past experience." Su said lightly.
"In the past few months, I feel that my luck has reached rock bottom. Based on past experience, now is the rebound point!"
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Su was silent.
Then, I found countless replies under the post that said "Extreme joy brings sorrow", and then, Su's ID was blocked by the administrator for maliciously swiping the screen.
Early on Monday morning, I came to the company excitedly. In the corridor, I met Elle.
Elle pulled me aside to inquire about Yi Fan's blind date.
Yes, whether Yi Fan smiles or sneers at Monday's regular meeting depends on his mood early on Monday morning, and a large part of his mood depends on the progress of his blind date over the weekend.
"Don't worry," I vowed, "I'll definitely make it this time, and I might be able to have the CEO's wedding banquet soon."
"Oh?" Elle smiled faintly, noncommittal.
I looked for clues to Yi Fan's successful blind date at the regular meeting, but to no avail. The man remained businesslike and calm as usual. I'm a little frustrated. Even a womanly and gentle man like Xiao Duo can't conquer Yi Fan's heart... Could it be that Yi Fan, a cold-faced beauty... is the legendary Xiao Shou? !
I suddenly had the feeling that fate was causing things to change.
After the meeting, I was summoned to the president's office by Elle.
This was the first time I stepped into the president's office in a few months, but my mood was completely different from before. I sat there with great joy, looking at this man who had passed away or was about to pass away.
Yi Fan sat upright and stared at me fiercely. And I just looked back at him gently, like a holy mother.
"Guan Xiaobei, who told you that I'm gay?" Yi Fan asked after a while, with a hint of displeasure in his voice.
"Mr. Yi, you see, you have such excellent personal conditions, but you have always been single, and you are very picky about your blind dates, so far you have not been successful in any of them. These are all to hide the fact that you actually don't like the opposite sex." I swallowed. Su's analysis was described to him.
"That cousin of yours... majored in psychology?"
"He has a doctorate in psychology from a famous overseas university and is a top student. He is very proficient in various personality and psychoanalytic methods."
"Do you believe what she said?"
"She's well known in the industry."
"Guan Xiaobei! I'm not gay!" Yi Fan suddenly slapped the table and shouted angrily.
"Yes," I nodded, "Su said that denial is also a natural reaction to being unsure of one's sexual orientation."
"You mean, the more I deny it, the more it means that I... am gay?" Yi Fan asked.
"Well, that's basically it!"
He stood up suddenly, quickly crossed the table to my side, and pulled me up from the sofa.
"I will prove to you today whether I am gay or not!" Yi Fan shouted.
He was so close that we were almost face to face. I could feel his hot breath and could clearly see the tiny hairs on the tip of his nose. He put his arms around my waist and held my head, as if he was about to kiss me, fiercely and domineeringly.
I looked him directly in the eyes and said seriously: "Yes, Su said, in this case, some people will try to use intimate contact or even sexual relations with women to prove that their sexual orientation is normal. But the result There’s only one—the darker it becomes, the darker it becomes!”
Yi Fan let go of his hand in frustration and pushed me down on the sofa.
"Guan Xiaobei! Get out of here, I never want to see you again! Go away! Go away!"
After many days, I saw Yi Fan roar again.