Weather for Sunday, December 23: Breezy
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After meeting Chen Xiang, Yi Fan and I entered a new stage of mutual torture.
Yi Fan temporarily seconded me from the legal department to the marketing department for personal gain, and gave me a glittering position - the company's image spokesperson. When I came to the marketing department with great excitement, I discovered tragically that there was actually a small food company under AC, and the so-called image spokesperson was to put on a doll suit and dress up as a giant sausage to serve as the company's new year flagship product. Product promotion and momentum! From then on every day at noon, Yi Fan would personally visit the publicity point where I was, and in the name of buying sausages to reward the staff, he would lead a large number of AC staff to watch me leisurely. The store manager here works harder due to the president's visit, so the "Sausage Dance" from three times a day has been increased to five times. And when a child passes by me, he or she yells: "Mom! Look, that sister is pretending to be a penis!" Or some delinquent young people say to me: "Hey, miss, what are you doing? Brand of condoms?" I can always turn around and see Yi Fan's gloating smile.
I decided to use the only right in my hands to take revenge on Yi Fan. With a lot of kickbacks, I sold Yi Fan to major private dating organizations without hesitation, making him instantly become a famous figure in the matchmaking industry. Even the aunties on the street who love to be matchmakers know that they have a piece of Yi Fan in their hands. photos to show the excellence of your business and the excellence of your resources.
Yi Fan was still meeting the girls on blind dates calmly and calmly at a rate of one a day, while I was getting more and more broken and doing the "Sausage Dance" five times a day.
As Christmas approaches, I see girls all over the street wearing little red hats happily snuggling up to their boyfriends, recharging their energy for the Christmas carnival, and when I can only bargain with housewives with a huge sausage on my head, I Realizing that I couldn't make my life any more tragic - doing the "hot dog dance" in a sausage suit and a bun suit in front of various bars and clubs on Christmas Eve - I decided to surrender.
"Let's make peace." I tried my best to smile as flatteringly as a sausage.
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Yi Fan poked the top of the sausage, looked at me wrapped in it and shook it, and said: "Guan Xiaobei, it was you who started this war, but when my fighting spirit was high, you wanted to withdraw my troops? Hum, in my case In this world, no one can escape unscathed. Even if he surrenders, I still want him to surrender to me and let me do whatever I want!"
"Baby, you have to leave yourself some room as a human being." I advised you earnestly.
When Yi Fan heard the word "baby", a chilling air flashed in his eyes: "Guan Xiaobei, you can't touch the bottom line again and again as a human being!"
"Okay then," I shook my head noncommittally, "you go meet this girl tonight."
Yi Fan read the girl's information carefully and conspiratorially, then raised his head and asked me, "Sixteen years old?"
"Fifteen and a half years old. In five years, she will be twenty and you will be forty. Why, the dignified CEO of AC has no confidence in himself?"
"Huh, that's a joke. Even when I'm eighty, I can't eat anything I want!" Yi Fan walked away with the fifteen-year-old Loli's contact information.
I looked at his back and laughed silently: Humph, I want to eat young grass to put on dentures first!
The fifteen-and-a-half-year-old Lolita's name was Li Sisi. She rejected Yi Fan's request to meet at a coffee shop and asked to meet at a bar called "Judy". In her words: "Hongzhuangluo, the name sounds like a place where aunts meet on blind dates. Brother, let's meet at the bar."
I lurked to the bar before them, and Yi Fan arrived at the bar before Li Sisi.
"Eh? I didn't invite you here tonight. Isn't there going to be a nightclub sausage promotion later?" Yi Fan asked.
"I switched shifts with someone else, and I did a hot dog dance on Christmas Day."
Yi Fan looked at me alertly and raised his eyebrows.
"Yes, I'm here to see the fun." I waved the sake in my hand at him and smiled sweetly.
Sisi showed up on time, wearing a black short skirt, black boots, and black smoky makeup. Her whole person was mature and sexy, and she didn't look like she was only fifteen years old at all.
"Brother, you're here." Sisi came to Yi Fan almost dancing happily, "Let's dance."
Yi Fan looked back at me proudly and was pulled by Sisi to the center of the dance floor.
The first song is slow rocking, and the men and women on the dance floor are swaying alone not far apart. I sat alone at the bar, isolated from the dim light, and entertained myself by imagining them as a group of swinging penguins. After the song ended, there was only a few seconds of pause, and almost immediately a loud and exciting dance music started playing, and the people on the dance floor immediately started dancing crazily to the music. Sisi danced skillfully and enthusiastically, twisting like a black snake demon among the crowd. Yi Fan is also a good dancer. Although he is wearing a very formal shirt, the buttons are casually unbuttoned to his chest. Under the charming light, he actually has the aura of a romantic young man.
Obviously, there are people who think the same as me, but are not as open-minded as I am.
A young man with hair painted a hot pink walked through the crowd and came straight to Sisi, grabbed her body and forced her to stop. Sisi said something and angrily threw away the pink-haired boy. The man was about to step forward and grab Sisi, but was stopped by Yi Fan. At this moment, the music stopped suddenly and the DJ replaced it with a gorgeous jazz song. Sisi turned her head and ignored the man, and hugged Yi Fan's neck with both hands, like a winding vine, gently wrapping around Yi Fan.
The boy looked at the scene in front of him, turned around, jumped onto the stage, grabbed the microphone and shouted without saying a word: "Uncle, take your hands off my girlfriend!"
Everyone's eyes followed the little brother's gaze to Yi Fan. There were whistles and cheers all around.
Yi Fan dusted off his clothes calmly and put one hand on Sisi's shoulder: "You must have mistakenly admitted the person, she is my girlfriend."
The younger brother continued to shout with the microphone: "Hey, uncle, you are so old. When it is time to go home and marry a wife, when it is time to have a wife, when it is time to have grandchildren, don't hook up with other people's girlfriends. It is not popular nowadays to be old. The cow has eaten the young grass, I suggest you try the nightclub on Ninth Street, there are many rich women there waiting to take care of the pretty boy."
The DJ stopped the music and played a few sarcastic notes on his guitar to add insult to injury. The surrounding area burst into laughter again.
Yi Fan calmly took Sisi's hand and said, "My dear, it's too noisy here for a date. Come on, I'll take you to Rong's Huating, where I have a presidential suite all year round."
The young man on the stage turned the microphone to Sisi: "Sisi, I'm sorry, I was wrong. Can you forgive me this time? I know you have me in your heart, and you did this just to make me angry."
Yi Fan held Sisi's arm: "Let's go, dear, I've asked the driver to wait for us at the door, and my secretary has arranged a candlelight dinner for us."
Sisi held Yi Fan back: "...Wait a minute."
"Sisi! Please forgive me. I really love you! The person who loves you the most in the world! If you want to see my heart, I will show it to you!" The boy continued to shout with the microphone.
"You..." Sisi asked hesitantly, "You will never yell at me again?"
"If I say one word loudly to you in the future, I will be raped and then cut into pieces, drained of blood, bruised and ashes scattered!" The little brother swore a bloody poisonous oath on the stage.
"Where are the clothes, shoes and bags I want?"
"Buy, buy! If you want a golden mountain, I will sell my kidneys and livers to buy it for you!"
"Oh! That's great!" Sisi jumped up and hugged Yi Fan's neck, kissing him randomly on the face. "Uncle, thank you. If it weren't for you, that brat would never admit his mistake!" , jumped onto the stage with great agility, and had a very passionate French kiss with the boy.
There were whistles all around again, half for the two men on stage who were burning their bodies, and half for Yi Fan in the audience who suffered the hatred of stealing his girlfriend.
Yi Fan stood in the crowd, watching this farce, and then he saw me who had been watching from the sidelines.
"Cheers!" I smiled, picked up the cup, and saluted the cannon fodder.
"Do you know...she did it on purpose?" Yi Fan sat next to me and asked frustratedly, holding up a glass of wine.
"Of course. Sisi is my neighbor. She had an quarrel with her boyfriend and asked me to help find a handsome guy to annoy her boyfriend. The purpose, of course, is to make him jealous and see how good his little girlfriend is, and finally change his mind. The lover finally changed his mind. Hooking up leads to adultery.”
"My condolences, uncle!" I patted Yi Fan on the shoulder, "Tender grass is not for everyone."
Yi Fan drank the wine in his hand.
Hum, it’s worth my hot dog dance for two months just to see your depressed face!
Leaving Yi Fan behind, I came to the dance floor alone and danced casually to a piece of music. Ha, after dancing the sausage dance for so many days, any other dance was almost a pleasure to me.
After a while, a charming-looking young man came to me and danced with me until the end of the song.
"Hi, my name is Xiao Wu, can you buy me a drink?"
I was in a good mood, so I accepted the invitation and followed him to the side. There were four or five boys of the same age sitting in the circle, and they gave up a seat when they saw me.
"I've brought people here. If you have anything to say, just ask." Xiao Wu said.
"What?" I asked.
"We bet on how old my sister is." Xiao Wu explained.
"A girl's age is a secret." I sipped the red wine, but I was in a good mood.
"That's right, I just said that my sister refused to tell me." The boy next to Xiao Wu said, "If you want me to guess, my sister is only in her early thirties!"
"Ahem," I choked, "What?!"
"Ah? Is your guess wrong? My sister is a fourth-year student? Is she in her early forties? Oh, it doesn't look like it. Can you tell me how to take care of it? If I were so old and had such good skin as my sister, I would die. No regrets.”
"What do you mean?!" I was a little annoyed.
"Let me tell you, Judy is really depraved," said the man in black who had been watching with cold eyes just now. "Isn't it always known as the twenty-year-old ban? People who are twenty years old and above are not allowed to enter? Why are all the uncles and aunts here now? , I think it’s better to go to the workers’ club in front of my house. Anyway, we just watch the old people dancing, and the consumption there is cheaper.”
I resisted the urge to throw wine in his face and left the table angrily. Look at you like this, take off your makeup, and if I were younger, I would... I would cut off Yi Fan's head and give it to you!
Xiao Wu hurriedly got up and caught up with me: "Sister, don't be angry, it's all a joke."
I narrowed my eyes at him.
"It was the man who was dumped by Sisi just now who paid us to do this, and the harsher he said it, the better." Xiao Wu explained.
I turned to look at the bar.
Yi Fan raised his cup leisurely and said: "cheers!"