Weather for Tuesday, December 25: Hail
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AC CEO Yi Fan actually had no party or carnival on Christmas Eve... It's really tragic, but I don't mind making his life more tragic.
I chose a woman for him. It is said that this girl is delicate and beautiful, but she is a master of judo. She has won many championships in domestic and foreign competitions. Unfortunately, the beauty's life has been extremely bumpy. She has been in love several times and was snatched away by inexplicable mistresses who came out halfway. Cheating men have deep-seated hatred from the bottom of their hearts.
"She's a pretty girl." Yi Fan looked at the photo and me, as if trying to find any clues of conspiracy on my face.
"You are a villain, aren't you?" I said, "You spared me the work on Christmas Eve, so this is a reward. I sincerely hope that you can end the blind date before the end of the year."
He walked away with the photo in confusion.
Yi Fan, Yi Fan, you are too petty... But, I am.
As soon as I got off work, I rushed to Hongzhuangluo and hid myself under a Christmas tree in a corner. After a while, Yi Fan appeared, came to the reserved location, and ordered a cup of coffee as usual. After a while, a girl sat opposite him.
When I accurately saw that the two of them were going to go hand in hand for the blind date, I quickly came out from the corner, rushed forward, grabbed Yi Fan's collar and yelled: "You! You are a heartless person, you are carrying me outside. There is another woman! Still dating on Christmas! You, you, have you forgotten that it is Christmas, and we are determined to know each other and love each other for the rest of our lives? How could you forget your words so quickly? You How can there be another woman outside behind my back! Are you worthy of me and the child in my belly!"
I burst into tears, but I thought to myself: Judo girl, let’s throw this heartless man to death.
The girl looked at me dumbfounded for a long time, then said cautiously: "Miss, please buy a rose for this gentleman..."
I only allowed myself to be petrified for a few seconds, then I quickly covered my face with my bag and took out a few handfuls of change: "I want all these flowers."
The flower girl said in embarrassment: "If you want both, I can do it cheaper, five yuan a flower..."
"What?!" I stuck my head out and asked fiercely.
"You just gave me two eight dollars." She said timidly.
"Wrap them all for me." Yi Fan counted out some RMB from his wallet and said, holding back a smile, "You don't have to change the rest of the money."
The flower girl thanked me profusely, but she didn't forget to turn around and give me a teasing smile before she left.
Yi Fan stuffed a bunch of roses into my arms: "Let's go."
"Where to go?" I buried my face in the flowers and didn't dare to look up.
"Isn't it embarrassing enough for you to be here? Come on, I will take you to a place to hide from the limelight. When your deeds tonight are completely forgotten, we will fight back." Yi Fan pushed me out of Hongzhuangluo.
"Yi Fan?" I couldn't help shouting seeing Yi Fan's suppressed smile.
"Um?"
"If you want to laugh, just stop the car on the side of the road and have a good laugh. You always turn your head to look at me like this. I'm afraid of getting into a car accident." I whispered.
"I was thinking, Guan Xiaobei, do you blush too?"
"No way, it's because of the flowers." I said hard and buried my face in the flowers.
Alas, stealing the chicken is losing the rice. Don't even think about raising your head in front of Yi Fan in this life.
Yi Fan took me to a bar called C'estvie. Unlike Judy, this was a pub that was full of the arrogant and somewhat narcissistic temperament of urban elites from its name to its customers.
Yi Fan ordered me a glass of tequila, raised the glass and asked, "The baby in your belly? Whose is it?"
I drank it all in one gulp, lowered my head and said with a blushing face: "Yi Fan, your toast was too poor."
Yi Fan laughed loudly and asked someone to fill it up for me: "No matter what you say, it will make you drink. Guan Xiaobei, I was wrong. I always thought that your funny talent was a parabola that opened downward and reached a certain point." After the peak, it will inevitably decline. Now I realize that you are an infinite diagonal line, never ending."
I drank another gulp and fell tragically on the bar: "I might as well go dance the hot dog dance all night."
After drinking a lot, I felt that the scenery in front of me was a little drifting, but my head felt surprisingly clear.
"I hate Christmas! I hate Christmas!" I banged the table desperately, "Yi Fan, I hate Christmas!"
"I don't like Christmas either." Yi Fan said lightly.
"Ah? What? Did you also have a tragedy at Christmas?" I shook Yi Fan's shoulders and asked, "People are reduced to the world, people are reduced to the world."
"I used to celebrate Christmas abroad... But when I came back to China, things and people were different. I always thought, I don't believe in religion, and the people who believe in... are not around, so why should I join in the fun." Yi Fan was the first person tonight Next time, drink all the wine in the cup.
My eyes transmitted Yi Fan Qingjun's profile into my brain, and after a series of careful analyses, I analyzed his expression at this time as: lonely and frustrated. I patted his shoulder with vicissitudes of life.
"It's you, Guan Xiaobei, why do you hate Christmas?" He turned to me and asked.
"Hey, it's a long story." I turned to the bartender, "Here, give me another drink for my sister."
After three drinks in a row, I didn't even tell me why.
"Stop drinking! What on earth have you done?!" Yi Fan grabbed my cup.
"Give it back to me, give it back to me!" I rushed over to grab it, "How can I face it if I'm not drunk?"
"Oh? So tragic?"
"How can it be so embarrassing? How can it be so embarrassing." I drank another glass of wine swayingly, "Forget it, I can't explain it clearly. I remember that Su has a CD there. I'll take it and show it to you."
This incident completely aroused Yi Fan's desire for voyeurism, and he drove all the way to my house.
Sue flew abroad a week ago to spend Christmas with her man, so I was left alone to look after the house. I stumbled open the door and went in. I turned the whole room inside out and finally found a CD in the mezzanine behind the second tile on the bathroom ceiling.
"Guan Xiaobei, it's useless even if you destroy this one, I still have a lot of backups." Yi Fan read the words on the CD cover and looked at me with a smile.
"Don't worry about it, that's what Su likes to do." I interrupted him, "Oh, I don't have a TV at home, and the computer is not very effective. Do you have a TV there?"
"52-inch LCD screen."
"Great, great! Go to your place, go to your place." I took Yi Fan's hand and walked out.
When I arrived at Yi Fan's house, I went straight to the TV, put the CD into the machine, sat down on the sofa, and shouted, "Where's the wine? Yi Fan, do you have any wine?"
"Still drinking?" He raised his eyebrows and looked at me.
"Hey, isn't Christmas just about getting drunk? What, are you afraid that I'll have sex with you while I'm drunk?"
Yi Fan smiled and took out a dozen beers from the refrigerator and threw one to me.
"Here we go, Guan Xiaobei's Christmas trip!" I cheered, turning on the TV and a can of beer.
The TV first showed a snowflake, and then a dim image of the interior of a house.
An obscene voice-over said: "This is the Christmas party of a small family. Today we have prepared a lot of beer, beer... beer. Yes, the theme of this party is: Damn, who is the most immoral after drinking. Today's biggest Highlights include the drunken panda running around naked, Ah Ai showing love on the street, and Xu Jiaoya singing from the rooftop..."
"Guan Xiaobei will fight Liu Miaomiao!" A strange and sinister voice interrupted.
"Huh? Guan Xiaobei didn't say she was coming, was she? Even if she came, that girl is as soft as anything, so she will definitely not be interesting."
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"That's the normal Guan Xiaobei," said the yin and yang voice, "the drunk Guan Xiaobei, hehe, it's hard to say. New love and old love are a big deal."
Then there are more and more people in the picture and a noisy background.
"Ah, Guan Xiaobei actually showed up! Arrive on time! Come, on behalf of the masses and the party, I come to interview her about her mood at this time." The camera moved quickly, and then I appeared in the camera, wearing a black sweater, white jeans, and long hair. Her hair was draped softly on her shoulders, and she couldn't be more quiet.
"Xiaobei, I heard that Zhang Hai will be attending with his new wife later. What do you think of this matter?" asked the obscene voice.
"Oh, you are so boring. No matter what you disagree with, I wish them well. It is not easy for lovers to be together." Guan Xiaobei smiled very officially a year ago.
"Guan Xiaobei, just pretend, you will die if you don't pretend!"
"Haha, whatever you say." I faded out of the camera.
A face covered with lunar craters emerged from behind the camera, and he explained in a lewd voice: "She is bleeding inside but still looks strong and calm on the outside. Comrades, what kind of spirit is this! This is The masochistic quality of breaking one’s teeth and swallowing it is something we should learn from.”
"Who is Zhang Hai?" Yi Fan interjected from the side.
"My ex-boyfriend. He dumped me a few days before Christmas last year and got together with Liu Miaomiao. Legend has it that Liu Miaomiao's father is the Director of Industry and Commerce. Hush, don't talk, they will appear soon."
As soon as he finished speaking, two people appeared at the door on the TV.
"Now I would like to introduce Zhang Hai and his new girlfriend Liu Miaomiao to you! Damn, it is really incomparable. I have never been older than a woman in my entire life. This boy Zhang Hai can not get rid of any beautiful woman. The beauty came closer again."
The Zhang Hai in the picture is still the same as in my memory. When I looked back a year later, I found that he didn't have the sadness that he should have after ending a relationship. He actually still had a sunny smile!
I couldn't help but feel a little sad.
Yi Fan looked at the TV and said seriously: "Liu Miaomiao is not as good-looking as you."
"Damn it, this is what makes me most depressed!" I shouted, slapping my thighs, drinking an empty can of beer, and pressing the fast forward button to skip the scene where Zhang Hai and Liu Miaomiao were having sex with each other.
The camera stabilized again, and I saw that I was holding a boy's collar with one hand and holding a bottle of beer with the other hand: "I can drink this bottle of wine in one go. Do you believe it? Believe it or not?!"
The boy shook his head.
"I'll drink it for you to see! Just watch it!" I touched the boy's chest with my hand, raised my head and drank a bottle of beer in one gulp.
"How is it, how is it!" I lowered my hand holding the wine bottle and continued to poke the boy's chest and shouted, "Are you convinced? Are you convinced?"
There was applause mixed with boos.
"It's so boring!" said a voice near the camera. There was no image but the owner of the voice was obviously Liu Miaomiao. "Zhang Hai, let's go. What's so interesting about a group of lunatics drinking."
Zhang Hai's figure crossed the edge of the camera, and he said: "Hey, Miaomiao and I have left a little early, you guys have a good time."
The miracle happened in an instant.
When I heard the sound, I ran over here, supported the sofa with one hand, crossed over, and stopped in front of Liu Miaomiao in a perfect posture, blocking the way of the two of them. Then I took a beer bottle and smashed it on the coffee table. I pointed the broken sharp edge directly at Liu Miaomiao's face.
At that moment, although the CD in the stereo was roaring, the whole room had a terrifyingly quiet effect.
Everyone was silent, looking in shock at my sinister posture with my legs spread apart, my left hand on my hips, and my right hand holding a wine bottle straight out. They were all waiting in silence for the wonderful moment when I destroyed Liu Miaomiaorong with a broken wine bottle.
"Damn, Guan Xiaobei is so damn tough!" said the lewd voice softly.
We were in a stalemate like this, and I seemed to be admiring the beads of sweat gradually seeping out of Liu Miaomiao's forehead, playing with the panic in her eyes, and then I slowly opened my mouth and said:
"Let's sing a song!"
Just when everyone who was astonished had not put on their eyes, and those who were flashing their waists had not yet stood up again, they heard me singing in an extremely high-pitched and excited voice: "Hee-swish, hee-swish, hee-swish , Hee, swish, swish..." As he sang, he threw away the wine bottle, twisted his waist, and made a scissor-like motion with his fingers across his eyes.
There was an uproar on camera.
Liu Miaomiao shook the cold sweat on her head from nervousness and said, "Boring!" She turned around and walked out.
Unexpectedly, I hugged her waist with my backhand and said slyly: "Pinge, Pinge, whoever leaves is the puppy! No, it's the kitten." After that, I twisted around and said "meow" Then he raised his hand like a whip and muttered "Oh!"
"Zhang Hai should dump me." I sneered.
Yes, looking back on this past event again, even I feel: Zhang Hai abandoning me was simply the wisest move he made in his confused life.