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Early in the morning, in a daze, I felt a warm, soft strip-shaped object soaked in warm liquid and brushed against my cheek. I sat up and saw a big dog whimpering quietly not far from my head. , a pair of watery black eyes full of grievances. I looked around blankly and accidentally knocked over a glass bottle. The bottle rolled across the floor "Gulu, Gulu" and hit a pile of cans.
I had a splitting headache, but I still tried to rationally reorganize and reason about reality and the past, and finally came to a shocking conclusion - I was wearing only a big T-shirt from nowhere on the floor of Yi Fan's house. wake up!
"Come here, Leek."
I looked up and saw Yi Fan, dressed in white home clothes, sitting leisurely on the sofa not far away. The big dog named Lik ran over and lay down at his feet, wagging its tail. Yi Fan scratched the dog's ears, listened to the dog's comfortable humming, smiled with satisfaction, raised his head and said to me, "Are you awake? Do you want juice?"
I carefully covered my naked legs with a sheet, and asked hesitantly: "What... did I do yesterday?"
Yes, I never worry about where I wake up. It doesn't matter whether it is the corridor of the dormitory, the hall of Yi Fan's house, or the Sahara Desert. I only worry about what I did before falling asleep.
"You searched all my wardrobes, bookcases, wine cabinets, and shoe cabinets, and then with a unique eye, you found the oldest bottle of red wine in my wine cabinet."
"Have I drank it all?" I looked sadly at the beautiful empty bottle in the distance.
"Almost, you feed the remaining half to the leeks."
The big dog in the distance looked at me with resentful eyes.
I imitated its resentful eyes and looked at Yi Fan: "Then why am I sleeping on the ground? Why don't you put me on the bed?"
"I once tried to get you into bed, but you rushed down and vomited five times, and on the fifth try... you bit me. But I did lay out a mat and quilt for you."
"That...the clothes I'm wearing..." I grabbed a handful of hair and tried to cover my face, which I could never see anyone again.
"Hey! This is the magic! You are so drunk that you can actually take out a piece of clothing from my wardrobe and wash it cleanly..." Yi Fan was amazed.
Phew, luckily, I didn’t lose my virginity.
"When taking a shower, you can also sing "Hee Swah Swish" in the bathroom!"
I jumped up and rushed to the TV.
Saying a lot of words is not the point. The point is that I always vaguely remember that behind this series of ridiculous actions, there is a more terrifying action hidden.
Yi Fan moved faster than me. He rushed over one step ahead of me, grabbed the DVD player and raised it high above his head.
"Give it to me!" I stretched out my hand to reach it, but Yi Fan was too high for me.
"Hurry up! Give it back to me!" I yelled.
Yi Fan didn't say anything, just glanced down slightly. I immediately realized that my lower body... was only wearing a pair of small underwear. I immediately blushed and retreated to the makeshift bed on the ground, wrapping a blanket around myself.
"Have you seen it all?" I asked sadly, holding my legs.
"Yes, Guan Xiaobei showed off her power after drinking and sang "Hee Swish Swish" to defeat her love rival! Such a wonderful thing, you will never forget it once you see it!"
Tragedy, tragedy, I wail. Su, why don't you hide your things more secretly? Why can't I find things easily when I'm drunk when I usually try my best to find them
Christmas, Christmas, I, Guan Xiaobei, and you are at odds with each other!
"Don't worry, your secret is safest with me."
I watched Yi Fan lock the CD recording my "glorious moment" into his safe, and asked expectantly: "Can you forget this?"
"Joke! Such a funny thing, even if I die, I will take it out and laugh with the devils in the Palace of Hell." Yi Fan said.
I lowered my head in despair. Look, this is my Christmas, the first year I was miserable, the second year tragic gave birth to a child, the tragedy is a double!
Yi Fan prepared a sumptuous breakfast, including coffee, milk, eggs and toast, but I had no appetite due to my hangover and depression.
"Eat as much as you can, otherwise you won't be able to eat for a while while you're shopping."
I glanced at him in confusion: "Shopping? What kind of street?"
"Do you think that clothes can still be worn?" Yi Fan said, pointing to the pile of my clothes at the door.
From my underwear to my outerwear, everything was stained with beer, white wine, and red wine, as well as the gastric contents that were regurgitated from my stomach into my esophagus and spit out through my mouth—well, in layman’s terms, it was my vomit.
"Oh, no, I'll just go home and change into another set. I have to go to work later."
"Do you think you can still go to work in this state?"
"What can you do? King Kong hates his subordinates asking for leave the most. In his words: 'Even if you get cancer and die tomorrow, you still have to restrain your cancer cells today. Just sit down at your desk and finish the documents!' '"
"Did King Kong say this? It seems I have to give him a raise. But today I will make an exception. The time will be deducted from your annual leave. I... can also take my annual leave."
I looked at him listlessly. Yi Fan's kindness to me was the same as my kindness to him, which always made me feel that he had some evil intentions. But at this time, I really didn't have the strength to fight with him.
"Don't look at me like that, I don't mean any harm. I just feel that you let me have the happiest Christmas in my life, and I need to express my gratitude. There will be a New Year's reception soon, and you can afford an evening dress." What?"
At the end of each year, AC holds a famous New Year's reception. During the reception, the leaders and senior management of each department will make a brief summary of the company's successes and failures for the year. At the same time, they will look forward to the future, give best wishes to the employees, and award a series of honors such as best employees and star employees during the reception. Awards that go hand in hand with benefits. Therefore, the New Year's reception is the most anticipated event for AC employees after a year of hard work. The only requirement for everyone at this gathering is to wear evening clothes.
As Guan Xiaobei, a poor and free laborer with a lot of foreign debt... I plan to steal a dress from Su, use folk wisdom to copy it, and deal with it.
Yi Fan, you are a timely rain, but I am afraid that you will turn into acid rain in the end.
The biggest problem of people who have been bosses for a long time is that they like to make their own decisions.
After breakfast, Yi Fan quickly packed me into the car and drove to a local high-end shopping mall.
"Go ahead and pick whatever you like." Yi Fan told me while sitting on the sofa. In a daze, I seemed to see an old farmer waving a whip in his hand and shouting to the ducks on the ground: "Go, you are not allowed to go home until I have eaten up all the paddy fields of Lao Wang's family next door."
I walked unsteadily among the clothes racks and raised my head to see the shopping guide girl purse her lips and snicker. I turned around and looked at myself in the mirror from a distance. I put on Yi Fan's sweater, Yi Fan's pants, and Yi Fan's jacket... I looked like a shrunken old man. Forget it, I can’t worry about so much anymore, just finish picking out the clothes and leave as soon as possible.
"Here, I want this one." I found something similar and went to find someone to pay.
Yi Fan came over to look at the clothes and said contemptuously: "My mother doesn't even wear such old clothes."
"Huh? Old man? What about this one?" I had a headache and just wanted to solve it quickly, so I picked up the next one and asked.
"No, the khaki color makes you look like a potato."
"Oh, what about the red one? I look good in red."
"How long ago was the last time you wore red?"
"Let me think about it, ah, I can't remember, maybe it was before elementary school." I silently hung up the coquettish red skirt, "I understand what you mean."
"What about this?"
"not good."
"this?"
"Ugly."
"With lace?"
"Are you a nanny?"
…
"Yi Fan, why are you more troublesome than a housewife! No matter, this is it. Today you have to agree or disagree!" After being denied countless times, I finally went crazy.
The shopping guide girl's lips moved, as if she was trying her best to endure it but finally couldn't hold it back: "Miss, what you are holding is a hat..."
Yi Fan smiled, pushed me onto the sofa, and went to do it himself. I fought my headache alone with my eyes closed. After a while, Yi Fan pushed a skirt to me: "Go and try it on."
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When I came out of the fitting room, well, I admit, the "stunning" look in Yi Fan's eyes really stood out to me. But why is it so erotic
I discovered the truth again in the mirror. Due to dizziness, I was a little unsteady on my feet, so I stretched out my hand to support the door frame of the fitting room, and leaned lightly over it. With such a simple movement, and such a skirt, I actually fused with the aura of silk wind and dust. I quickly stood still and waited for the leader to stamp and pass the inspection.
Yi Fan retracted his eyes in a panic, coughed awkwardly, and looked at me with satisfaction. When he saw my feet, his expression froze.
"Guan Xiaobei, why do you always wear a pair of sneakers?"
"You can catch an adulterer quickly." I said with a smile.
Fortunately, before Yi Fan changed his face, the shopping guide diligently brought a pair of matching high heels.
I admit that Yi Fan is indeed more discerning and knowledgeable than me, the little frog at the bottom of the well.
The girl in the mirror is wearing a dark green mercerized tube top dress. The skirt is an inch above the knee and the waist is tucked in just right. It not only shows the graceful curve of the back, but also makes the whole skirt sweet and pure. There is a flower on the left chest. The inlays of the same color weaken the explicit sexiness and highlight the moderate elegance. A pair of silver stiletto heels makes the whole person look slender and exquisite.
I looked at myself in the mirror, like a little caterpillar that had just emerged from its cocoon. It was the first time that I discovered that I had such beautiful wings and could dance like this in the sun.
Yi Fan took the crystal necklace from the counter girl, lifted up my long hair, and gently put it on my neck. Then he stood beside me quietly, looking at the familiar figure in the mirror with me with tender eyes. But a strange young woman.
At that moment, I suddenly thought, if possible... let us stand side by side like this until the end of time...