Weather on Sunday, January 20: Cloudless
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Su Pingsheng has two great treasures, one is her fiancé Luoyang who is far away from abroad, and the other is... ahem, of course not me, I can probably be ranked in her list of favorite things... Wait, not found! Sue's second greatest treasure is her car. So breaking up her car is like someone messing with her man while she was away, maybe a little more serious than this. The result is that she will first give you an extremely brutal blow to your body, and then after you do it When you are being tortured like a revolutionary martyr, but you are glad that you still have a strong mind as a support for the broken body, she will smile and use the professional methods of a psychologist to make you have a nervous breakdown and twisted mind, achieving the ultimate effect of destroying both body and soul. In the end, you will be willing to turn into dust in the universe.
Sue's car was towed back and was perfect. I finally breathed a sigh of relief. But on the other side, Yi Fan, as an accomplice, had no consciousness of being an accomplice and instead successfully transformed into a blackmailer.
His torture of me went from overt to covert, from open to covert, from public to private. Therefore, the running Guan Xiaobei spent all time except working hours, running on routes such as Yi Fan's home, supermarket, Yi Fan's home, pet clinic, Yi Fan's home, and dry cleaning shop, and truly became a A nanny.
What’s even more tragic is that when I went back to his house and knocked on the door after being ordered to take Liaicai for a beauty treatment on the weekend, I saw a face that made me angry and low blood pressure: “Didn’t I tell you to come back at half past two! Why did you come back early? ?”
"It's 2:25 now, not more than five minutes..." I said, holding up my phone.
"Who said it's not bad! Because you interrupted me in advance, I have to go back and catch up on my sleep for another thirty minutes. I'll wait outside the door and knock on the door at three o'clock. I couldn't have done it even one second earlier!" After that, there was a "bang". Wiped my nose and closed the door.
I looked blankly at Leek, who was squatting beside me, and I actually thought that the dog also shrugged and spread its hands with an expression of "it's bad luck for you". I suddenly felt that a low-level slave in ancient Greece had more dignity and status than me.
Su, who came back from overseas and was nourished by love, was glowing with love. Seeing me complaining every day, she asked me puzzledly: "Since you hate these jobs so much, why don't you refuse? I don't see anything in this that is worthy of you selling yourself for glory." ah."
"I..." I murmured, not knowing how to answer her.
"He threatened you?" Sure enough, it was Su who was very good at observing people's emotions. I only had to dodge a few glances before she revealed the truth.
"Didn't he help me pay off my debt... He threatened me with his job." I said vaguely.
"You're a law student, why do you act like a legal illiteracy? Can this thing threaten you? Public and private matters are two different things. How can you use the public abacus to settle private accounts?"
"No, the main reason is that I am kind-hearted and moral, so I can't bear to abandon him."
"Pull him down, Guan Xiaobei. Even if your moral standard rises, you will never reach this level."
On the evening of the weekend, Yi Fan came to me and asked me to caddy with him while he was playing. Su rushed out angrily and prepared to negotiate with Yi Fan and stand up for me.
After Yi Fan greeted Su Su politely, he said slowly: "Has Guan Xiaobei told you what she did after she owed the company money?"
I stood behind Su and winked at Yi Fan desperately. Su looked back at me suspiciously. I quickly pretended to be a good woman and stood with my hands down meekly. However, facts once again proved that Yi Fan would not give up any opportunity to add insult to injury.
Just listen to what he said: "She only discovered this fact one night after she owed money for a long time, so in a moment of excitement, she smashed a car on the roadside with a murder weapon. I don't know whose car it was, but I remember it was a car. Royal blue Mercedes-Benz.”
Su suddenly realized, turned around and glared at me.
"No, there are more sapphire blue Mercedes Benz on the street..." I am so stubborn.
"But after smashing this passerby's car, she held my hand with tears in her eyes and asked me to help repair the car. She even told you that she would never let you know until she died." Yi Fan touched his chin, "It's really puzzling. What a strange behavior.”
"You can continue to do your hard work!" Su said to me, and then solemnly shook hands with Yi Fan. "As a parent, I thank you for giving her such a good opportunity for labor reform."
"My honor." Yi Fan grabbed the air above his head and performed a pretentious hat-taking ceremony.
"Of course, as Guan Xiaobei's boss, I also have problems with supervising my subordinates. So since we met today, I'll treat you to a meal as an apology." Yi Fan said to Su.
Su happily accepted the invitation, gave me a sinister and meaningful look and got into Yi Fan's car. Only then did I realize that Su and Yi Fan were so similar - they both had hypocritical and kind faces, but they were extremely sinister on the inside. I suddenly felt that when these two people came together, the situation was extremely unfavorable to me. In order to balance this situation, I suddenly thought of a person, that magical person who was said to have been in the same room with Yi Fan for five years without being broken down by Yi Fan but driving Yi Fan crazy all the time - Fatty Chen Xiang.
With a phone call, Fatty appeared like lightning.
"Hey, Xiaobei, we haven't seen you for a few days, she is getting more and more beautiful." The fat man greeted her.
"You are also... getting... fatter." I said a little insincerely. In fact, the biggest characteristic of a fat man is... his wretchedness. Even compared with his wretchedness, he is like a little bumpkin at the foot of the Himalayas. But I can't say anything to expose someone's shortcomings, so I can only settle for the next best thing.
"It's okay, it's okay." The fat man said modestly.
However, looking at the fat man's round and trembling belly, I couldn't help it. I couldn't help but put my ear to his belly and shouted softly: "Little babies, call me aunt!"
Yi Fan despised me: "You are illiterate, you should call me aunt."
"It doesn't matter what he is, as long as he's not my mother."
Unexpectedly, the fat man immediately hugged Yi Fan's arm happily and said, "Mom is here!"
At this time, people passing by will instantly feel a flock of crows flying overhead with waving wings.
Su was not surprised.
Sure enough, with Fatty here, the meal finally ended in a relatively harmonious atmosphere. After the meal, the four of them wandered around the street with nothing to do.
"It's so boring," I shouted while holding Su's arm, "Come on, Yi Fan, let's make everyone happy."
Yi Fan didn't answer, but the fat man said: "Are you bored? Let's go, I will take you to play a puzzle game."
The puzzle in the fat man's mouth must be the kind that is obscene and weird... Ah, I was really, really curious and looking forward to it, so I dragged Su and got into Chen Xiang's car. Yi Fanzai seemed to want to stop him, but in the end he had no choice but to follow.
Fatty’s car drove around the city several times, and finally arrived at a street park. He led us to a wooden table and said, “Come, let’s play poker!”
Ahem, fat man, it’s rare that you keep your word like this.
Just play, since you have nothing to do anyway. Under the dim street lights, four people touched a few decks of cards and started this economical and time-honored puzzle game.
After a few laps, we each had a winner or loser.
"It's boring, let's bet something." Fatty suggested.
"Comrade, this is not okay, gathering people to gamble is not okay," I said.
Yi Fan, who had been silent for a while, spoke: "I agree, bet on something. Bet... take off your clothes."
"Really fun?" Hearing what he said, I immediately became interested. I patted the table and said boldly, "Okay! I'm willing to admit defeat until I take off my clothes!"
Instead, Yi Fan was startled by my pleasure: "I was joking. How can I play this with ladies?"
The fat man also quickly stopped him and said, "Little girl, back then Baby Tianlei was the unrivaled bettor in the whole school. Back then, the tuition fee was not enough, so he almost went to Las Vegas to gamble and make money."
Yi Fan turned to Su and complained: "What's wrong with this girl? She's not reserved at all."
"I keep my word! If I lose, I will take it off from below!" I said boldly. Although it was winter, the weather was unusually warm, so I only wore stockings, a jacket and a skirt.
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Yi Fan tried to pretend to be more sympathetic.
But the fat man got excited: "Hey, Xiaobei said so. If we don't accompany you, it seems too courageous."
Su stood aside but smiled and said nothing.
Sure enough, in the first few rounds, everyone except Yi Fan lost.
I was forced to take off my coat, Su took off his scarf to deal with it, and the fat man took off his shoes. As a result, everyone protested, and he also took off his coat.
"Hey, didn't you say you want to take it off from below?" The fat man shouted to me.
"Then I have to take off my shoes first." I laughed. "Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry. If I lose everything, won't I take off my shoes? But - winning first doesn't count as winning, winning later is the real winner."
Su still smiled and said nothing.
Seeing that everyone was almost in the zone, I rolled up my sleeves and got serious.
Hum hum, pigs have to be coaxed into the pen before they can be cut, right
Girl, I don’t have much merit, and my card skills are average... But! I can hide cards! And it’s hidden superbly! Especially when Su cooperates, whoever we want to win will not be able to lose, and whoever we want to lose will never be able to turn around in his life. If there was a two-person program in Las Vegas, we would be rich by now.
As a result, within five rounds, Yi Fan was seen running naked in the small garden wearing only shorts.
Chen Xiang started the car quietly, and I jumped in the car and took a DV in the back seat and filmed the naked Yi Fan all the way.
Just listen to him running and muttering: "Damn it, that idiot said he wanted to play strip poker!"