Boss’s Blind Date Notes

Chapter 30

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Weather on Friday, March 21: Flying catkins all over the sky

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In the past few days at the company, I felt that the atmosphere around me was obviously not right. I felt it for a while and found that this state can be summarized as: everyone is talking behind your back, but they hide it from you.

Has something happened? I thought guiltily. No, in the photo, I only show half of my back, from the waistline up to the shoulder blades, and most of it is blocked by Yi Fan's arms. I should have done a good job in the aftermath.

Obviously, the power of public opinion supervision cannot be estimated by a good citizen like me.

During lunch break, Luoluo dragged me to the bathroom and looked at me with strange eyes.

"What...are you doing?" I was frightened by her carnivore eyes looking like a plump white rabbit.

"Well done, Guan Xiaobei." Luoluo said in a strange tone.

"What?" My heart trembled, "Luoluo, what are they talking about? Tell me, I can accept it."

"Oh, it's nothing. Look, you're so nervous. Come on, I bought a skirt yesterday, try it on for me." Luo Luo took out a small black dress from the paper bag.

"What do you want me to try on when you buy a dress?"

"I always feel that some parts don't work well, and I can't see clearly. You put it on and I'll see for myself. If you want to wear it, you can wear it. What nonsense." Luoluo stripped me clean in three strokes. Put on the skirt. I could only put on my skirt obediently, turn my back and let her examine me.

There was a sound of inhalation behind him: "S--it's so similar, so similar!"

"Like what?" I asked blankly.

"Come on, come on, Xiaobei, can you pay back the three thousand yuan you owe me?" Luoluo immediately transformed into a shameless landlady.

"Since when do I owe you money?"

"Oh, you don't owe it? It doesn't matter if you don't owe it. Now you can owe it. Come on, give your sister a fingerprint on this IOU, and you owe it." Luoluo quickly took out a piece of paper that has everything ready and only owes her fingerprint. of IOU.

"What are you going to do!" I hid my hands alertly.

"No, okay. Miss Guan, what do you think of the incident where Lin Qi, the head of the Lin Group, was stabbed for her love?"

Oh, this is waiting for me.

"I have no idea. The things that rich people do have nothing to do with us."

"Guan Xiaobei, stop pretending to me! Others don't know, and I don't know yet! The person the president is holding in the tabloid photo is you!" Luo Luo shouted at the top of her voice.

"Shh, keep your voice down." I quickly stepped forward and blocked her mouth, "You, how did you know?"

"When I saw that person, I felt familiar... The design of the back of this skirt is the same as that of your dress. I'm a textualist. But you should keep your voice down. Come on, let me show you," Luo Luo led me Coming to a street-facing window in the corridor, "The person sitting in the corner cafe is a reporter from a gossip magazine. He has been staring at the women coming in and out of the AC building all morning. It is said that the frontal close-up photo of Peony Girl, tsk tsk , It’s priceless but not marketable.”

"Ah, fortunately I walked to the underground parking lot. But... why didn't I know this and you didn't tell me?" I complained to Luoluo.

"How can people who are patronizing and flirting with the CEO pay attention to the entertainment of ordinary people like us?"

"I didn't..." I wanted to argue.

"No matter what you say. You have to sign this IOU or not. I have 360-degree photos of you in multiple directions and shapes."

"You can't be so inhumane."

Luoluo suddenly hugged me and wailed: "Xiaobei, I have no choice but to do so. The bank has already called on me four times this month. If I don't pay back, I will be auctioned off!"

I took a taxi home, dug out the little savings I had, and brought it to Luoluo along with the wine-stained dress that day: "I don't know the original price, but it was given by Yi Fan... If I wash it, I should be able to sell it for some money." .”

"What the president bought must be good stuff." Luoluo happily took the dress, "Gee, it's not like one family doesn't belong to the same family. You behave like the president. Don't worry, your secret is with my sister. It's safe. Get rid of the CEO quickly and have some sex with him... I want him to give me a raise."

Luoluo immediately asked for leave to go to the bank to pay back the money, and I planned to go downstairs to pick up a document. After taking a few steps, I was grabbed by a man who rushed out of the corridor and covered his mouth. He walked to a safe passage that few people used. Drag away.

"Um..." I struggled. Did the entertainment reporters come to kidnap me

"Shh, it's me!" the man said in my ear.

"Fat man. You scared me to death." I wiped my frightened heart, "What are you doing!"

"Don't make any noise and come with me." He put a hat on my head, threw me sunglasses, gave me a sack-like cloak, and took me out of the underground parking lot.

"Oh, it's so cool to be able to kidnap so blatantly in broad daylight." The fat man said cheerfully.

At this time, I was forced to sit in the fat man's car and let him drive quickly towards an increasingly sparsely populated road.

"I have to go to work in the afternoon. I will be deducted for absenteeism!"

"G? Baby said you don't even have any money to make now." The fat man asked in surprise.

"Hmph, I don't know who's responsible for my being kept on probation. I'll make money after the probation period."

"There is no money to be made, and you are bullied by Tianlei baby every day... I don't know how you can keep doing this crappy job. Xiaobei, why don't you resign and work with me. Your fat brother, I will make sure that your work is more entertaining than entertainment! "

The fat man's job that can barely be called a career is selling adult products. His words coupled with the current situation in the wilderness...

"Damn fat man, what are you going to do? Get me out of the car!" I shouted.

"g? Shouldn't I call you Yamai Dai at this time?"

Soon, the fat man drove to a small mountainous area in the suburbs. At the end of March, the trees began to sprout new green, and there were already birds chirping in the forest. If you listen carefully, there was even the sound of water tinkling. The fat man led me to an elegant little villa with red bricks, green tiles, clear springs, and the chirping of birds. It already seemed like a paradise.

But the fat man didn't take me in through the main entrance. Instead, he went around in a circle, drilled a hole, and entered the small villa through a tunnel! When I got out, I found that the whole room was actually darker than the tunnel. The doors and windows seemed to be covered with heavy curtains. With a little light leaking from the gaps in the curtains, I could barely figure out that I was standing in the living room. In a corner of the living room, there was a rattan rocking chair, with a man lying on it, his arms hanging high and his head covered with thick bandages. By feeling, I knew he was staring at me, his eyes revealed through a narrow gap, and the corners of his mouth were pursed in a mean and twisted way.

I was so scared that I turned around and took a few steps back: "Fat man, I'm going back to work. Send me back quickly, I'm serious." I heard a cry in my voice.

At this time, the nightmare mummy spoke: "I give you permission to rest today."

Silence, long silence.

I turned around slowly and heard the creaking sound of the rusty organs in my body and my own incredible tone: "Yi Fan?"

"I'm so fat. It's just a scratch. How can you wrap me up like this?" Yi Fan complained in the cocoon.

"Don't you believe in the skills of my Marine Corps medic?" A rare chilling look flashed in the fat man's eyes.

"If you don't believe me, haven't you just learned first aid for a few days... Remove it for me!" Yi Fan struggled.

"Yes, yes." The fat man rushed forward to stop Yi Fan like a little girl, "If you don't wrap it up, it will be disfigured. Baby, you are hurt so badly."

I sweated a little: "Can anyone tell me which song you are singing?"

"A little accident." Yi Fan said lightly.

"A small accident? How can you call it a small accident? I know you have to be strong, baby, and I'm afraid Xiaobei will be worried, but if you don't tell her, she will be even more worried."

"I'm not worried, really, not at all." I whispered.

The fat man continued as if he didn't hear my words: "This morning I met Lin Qi when my baby and I went to the golf course. As soon as the evil woman saw the baby, without saying a word, she drove the car at a speed of 180 miles. She rushed over and knocked the baby to the ground. Not to mention, the baby fainted. She also rushed out of the car and hit the baby with the ball, hitting the baby's head and face with blood. The baby's face was covered with blood and brains were all over the place... "

I shook.

"One hundred and eighty miles? Brains? Fatty, I'm not Xiaoqiang!" I guess Yi Fan wanted to yell, but his head was wrapped like a pine egg, and he couldn't do anything to deter him. "It's not that exaggerated, I'm just playing basketball." I met Lin Qi at that time, and she hit my car with her golf cart. As soon as I ducked, the car overturned and my wrist bone was fractured... The injury on my head was actually caused by Lin Qi."

"Ah, is it serious?" I quickly stepped forward to check Yi Fan's wrist.

"Oh, please be gentle," he gasped.

I'm a little sad, since my hands are like this, my head...

I gently touched Yi Fan's oval-shaped cloth head: "Fat man, what do you think our baby's head will be like... What will happen if the antenna is gone in the future?"

"What are you afraid of? I will install two lightning rods for him in the future!"

"What a tacit understanding!" I held my belly and laughed together with the fat man.

"Do either of you really care about me?" Yi Fan complained in a voice that was about to break down.

"You can tell it's okay just by the sound. But Fatty, how about being wrapped up like this? Although it's fun, it's such a waste of resources. Yi Fan's head is not small."

"The only problem you two have is that you don't believe me. I tell you that I can smell various microwave signals twenty kilometers away. Look..." The fat man opened the thick curtains with a "swish" sound.

I closed my eyes reflexively, not because of the sudden sunlight, but because of the flashes of light coming from all directions.

"Entertainment reporter, you are truly the most dedicated worker in this century." The fat man sighed with emotion.

"Okay, you two stay well, I'm leaving." The fat man said after a while.

"What are you going to do? I'm leaving too. I don't want to stay in a zombie house like this."

"Go to work, you won't make any money by delivering goods, but you will make money by delivering goods." When he talked about his career, the fat man's expression turned out to be very serious, "Also, Xiaobei, I said you should give Yi Fan the pear in your hand. Eat some, I think the look in his eyes is almost cannibalistic."

I looked back at Yi Fan and found that the two slits on the oval quickly moved into a void space.

"You have to go and come back quickly." I waved my hand to the fat man.

"Don't fight, you two." The fat man waved his hand to me.

The fat man left, and I started peeling another apple. As I was peeling, I felt a gaze fall on my hand. I looked up and the gaze left, lowered my head, and came back.

I cut a small piece from the peeled apple and put it to Yi Fan's mouth, and said softly: "Are you thirsty, fat man... Did I abuse you?"

Yi Fan shook his head, chewed the apple slices, swallowed them, and sat back and waited.

"But he didn't peel the apple for you, right?" I gave him another piece.

Yi Fan nodded and ate the apple silently.

"Is it delicious?" I gave him the third piece.

Yi Fan nodded with satisfaction.

It's so well-behaved, it's like some kind of little animal.

I cut another piece and put it to his lips. He came over to bite it. When he was about to bite it, I suddenly pulled the apple slice back. The cracks in the egg reveal a searching light. I passed it forward again, and he moved forward, pulled it away, opened his mouth and chased for a while, then gave up. He put it to his mouth again and stopped moving.

"It's boring. I'll stop playing after teasing him for two times." I gave him the apple slices. As soon as my hand came to his mouth, I felt a sharp-tongued mouth attack my hand. Just when he was about to The moment he got his "mouth"... Unfortunately, the fat man was really good at it, but Yi Fan couldn't open his mouth, so in the end he could only play with the gauze strips biting there.

"Hahaha, Yi Fan, Yi Fan, you are so cute. You made me realize the joy of raising a dog again."

Yi Fan stood up angrily, went to the refrigerator to find a can of juice and sucked it gloomily.

After eating the fruit, I went to wash the dishes and the phone rang.

"Guan Xiaobei, phone." Yi Fan shouted in the angry voice unique to the receptionist in the 1980s, "Brother Xiaobai? What a vulgar name. Come on, let me change it for you!"

"What's wrong with you?" I grabbed the phone from Yi Fan's hand, "Hello, Brother Xiaobai..."

"Like a dog's name, my next dog must be named Xiaobai." Yi Fan muttered to the side.

I pinched Yi Fan's wrist. Amid his screams, I smiled and said, "You want to come see me? No, I'm fine. My dad must be causing trouble again, so don't bother. Ah... we're here already. , I can't leave now, I can't pick you up..."

Yi Fan grabbed my phone: "There are people outside who are chasing her. She can't go anywhere now."

"Don't make trouble." I pushed him away.

"Then I'll go find you." Xiaobai said.

"Well, I..."

"Xiaobei, are you in trouble? I'll go find you and tell me where you are." Xiaobai's tone on the phone was a little anxious.

"that… "

"What's going on? Was that Yi Fan just now? What did he mean by that? Do you want to inform your family? Just keep talking, I'm really worried now."

"Don't tell my dad and the others, it's actually nothing." I scratched my head and didn't know how to explain it.

"Hey, just stay here and peel the apple for me." Yi Fan said happily.

Seeing Yi Fan's expression of needing a beating, I suddenly felt evil and said: "Xiao Bai, come to me. I'm in a nice mountain villa, and there's a very interesting opera geek to bully. "

"He will be followed by the paparazzi when he comes! Maybe your phone calls are being monitored by them! Tell him quickly not to come over!" Yi Fan shouted.

"You are so unreasonable."

"Xiaobei, tell me your address and I'll go there right away... I'm so worried about your current situation." Xiaobai said.

"The address..." Yi Fan couldn't count on it, "Just wait until I find someone to pick you up."

I called Fatty for help.

"What? The baby bullied you?"

"How dare he! I broke his other hand. I want to ask your help to pick someone up at the airport."

"Beauty?"

"man."

"Men, men are so boring. Tell that person to come over with another sister, and I will pick her up immediately."

"Do me a favor. I owe you a favor. I will agree to whatever you ask me to do from now on."

"I agree to whatever I do..." Fatty's sinister laughter came from the other side of the phone, "Okay, Xiaobei, I'll help you pick up this person."

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After hanging up the phone, I carefully rummaged through the box hidden in the corner as described by the fat man, took out a few things and nodded with satisfaction, and then carefully closed the curtains in the room so that no light was exposed.

"The fat man said you just had a scratch on your forehead, but you don't need to wrap it up so tightly," I said.

"Nonsense, it's not like my wrist is broken and I can't use my strength, so I have to let him fuck me. Even craniotomy surgery is not bandaged like this." Yi Fan complained.

"Sit down and I'll help you take it off." I helped him to the recliner and began to untie the bandages around his head. In the end, I found that there was only a bruise on his forehead.

"Huh..." I breathed a sigh of relief.

"What?" Yi Fan's eyes finally came out of the two slits and looked at me gleamingly, "Are you worried that I will be disfigured?"

"No, the fat man is exaggerating. It's longer than the old lady's foot wrap." I rubbed my sore arm.

"Footband... why is it so vulgar to put anything in your mouth!"

"If you want to give me something that is not vulgar, then don't talk so much! Don't move, this is best for treating bruises." I opened a bottle of ointment and started to rub the injury on Yi Fan's forehead.

Time seemed to slow down in the sparse light space. For a moment, I seemed to feel that in this vast space, only... Yi Fan's smooth and full forehead and the bruises on it were left.

"What?" I asked viciously, because I found Yi Fan staring at me and smiling inexplicably.

"Nothing." He still smiled softly.

"Okay. Just rub it a few more times and it will be better by tomorrow. You will have a bright and shiny forehead again!" I patted him.

"Xiaobei, thank you." Yi Fan said with a chuckle.

"If you want to thank me...just let me lie down!" I took out the handcuffs hidden behind my back and handcuffed him to the wicker chair at lightning speed.

"What are you going to do!" Yi Fan struggled.

"Tell me, do you want to be raped first and then killed, or killed first and then raped?" I set up a tripod and adjusted the camera angle.

Yi Fan couldn't laugh or cry: "I have a broken bone, please don't make trouble."

"I know, that's why I use fur handcuffs. Fatty said that he needs promotional photos for his new online store. Well, it's a concept store, targeting male customers. Who told you not to tell me the address just now? This is The price for begging the fat man to pick someone up. Yi Fan, Yi Fan, has your mother ever taught you that you will never live if you do your own misfortune? This is retribution, retribution."

After getting the camera, I turned around and unbuttoned Yi Fan's shirt.

"Put on a better expression, don't be so bitter and resentful. Come on, smile, eggplant!"

Just when I took off Yi Fan's shoes and tickled his feet with a feather to force him to laugh, I received a text message from Fatty.

"Ah, Fatty, you are too much. I am a girl, how can I do such a thing easily." I said pretendingly while looking at the text message.

"Guan Xiaobei! You still know you are a girl!" Yi Fan was still struggling in vain.

"Don't discriminate against women! How about you being a man? Now I'm under my control. I can make you laugh but you don't dare to cry. Besides, the fat man is so creative and you are boring. We are all friends. Let's help. We can make money together in the future. . Come on, I'll set up the camera here and set the timer. When I go out, you can... take off your pants... Well, that's it, oh, you know, just a little bit larger than the underwear model. I'll do it first. Leave and come back later to check the results!"

"Guan Xiaobei, if you can, watch me take it off!" Yi Fan shouted.

"I am a very pure girl. I only look at nude photos, not porn." I walked out.

Ah, I'm really looking forward to it, because the fat man said in the text message: When taking pictures of Yi Fan's underwear, sometimes he will wear Superman underwear.

While I was reading magazines part-time while waiting for the results in the outer room, Fatty came in with Xiaobai.

"Brother Xiaobai!" I greeted happily.

"How's it going?" Before Xiaobai could say anything, Fatty asked happily.

"The first half cooperates very well. I haven't verified the results yet, so you can go in and take a look."

"Xiaobei, you're okay. Just be okay. I was worried all the way. So what are you..." Xiaobai glanced curiously into the living room.

Yi Fan's unprecedented roar came from the room: "Guan Xiaobei! Chen Xiang! You are dead! Fatty, come in here and close the door!"

Xiaobai asked awkwardly: "This is... Mr. Yi..."

"Nothing, nothing." I shook my hand, "Here, I'll peel an apple for you."

The quarrel between Fatty and Yi Fan came from inside the house. After a moment, Yi Fan rushed out and yelled: "Guan Xiaobei, it's in vain that I kept worrying about you being hurt by Lin Qi's people so I kept you close to me. You, you, you, you are just eating the inside out like this. If I had known I wouldn't care about you, you Just fend for yourself!"

Okay, it looks like Fatty succeeded.

but…

"Lin Qi wants to hunt me down?" I asked in surprise, "Why didn't you tell me earlier?"

"She even beat me, let alone you! I really worry about this for nothing!" Yi Fan gave me a big roll of his eyes.

"Um... I'll go home and see Su. It was Su who introduced Lin Qi to me. They are looking for trouble with me... I can't find anyone who will ask Su. I want to go back." He grabbed his clothes and ran out.

Yi Fan grabbed me and said, "Can you just be patient and stop causing trouble? Can I not think about this? I've already found someone to look after Su. Just stay here for me until it's over." I’ll settle the score with you again…”

"You want to settle accounts with me? What kind of accounts are you trying to settle with me?!" I was anxious.

"You... resolve it privately when no one is around!" Yi Fan said bitterly.

"Let's talk it over! Why should we resolve it privately? It's not you who caused the whole mess from beginning to end! Yi Fan, did you ask me to find some famous lady in the first place? In the final analysis, I am the complete victim, okay?"

"I want to find a famous lady, and I want to find a famous lady not because of you..." At this point, Yi Fan suddenly stopped talking and glanced at Xiaobai with a gloomy look, "Stop talking, Guan Xiaobei, go make dinner!"

After yelling, you still want me to cook! I stared at him and spread my hands.

"I have a broken bone. I have a broken bone. Do you want me to do it?"

"How about we order takeout? I know a lot of good takeout, and they also deliver in the suburbs." The fat man suggested cheerfully.

"If I can order takeout, why should I hide?" Yi Fan shook his head in pain, "It's not as hard to manage a company as it is to manage you two."

"I'll do it." Xiaobai, who had been silent until now, suddenly spoke.

Xiaobai cooked and I helped, which should have been a wonderful thing, but under Yi Fan's gloomy eyes... I broke a bunch of plates and bowls. The atmosphere during the meal was almost frozen in silence. The fat man went against the flow and told two cold jokes, but also fell silent.

After dinner, in order to avoid Yi Fan's terrible low pressure zone, I took the initiative to ask Ying to wash the dishes. When the last bowl in the set of porcelain was honorably sacrificed, I announced: "Okay, I don't have to wash it anymore."

"Guan Xiaobei, my bowl is made of British royal bone china!" The low-pressure cloud began to thunder.

Xiaobai, who had been silent, finally couldn't help it anymore and counted out a wad of money from his wallet: "This is three thousand yuan. I don't know if it is enough for Mr. Yi's porcelain, but no matter what, I will pay for Xiaobei first. If nothing happens to Mr. Yi, I will send her home."

The black aura around Yi Fan became heavier and heavier, and he sneered from his nose: "I really hope she stays as far away as possible. But if she doesn't care about her life and reputation, just leave."

"With me here, Mr. Yi can rest assured of Xiaobei's safety." Xiaobai said politely.

"Brother Xiaobai, you want to talk nonsense with him. Let's go." The atmosphere in the room was so weird. I really wanted to leave this haunted house-like place and the ghost-like Yi Fan. Just a few nude photos, how could it stimulate him to transform

However, I really admire Xiaobai's ability to maintain his longing and longing for a better life under Yi Fan's resentful gaze. When he walked out, he smiled and said to me: "Tomorrow is the weekend, let's go out and play."

"Okay, okay." I agreed eagerly. I really need a sunny and happy weekend to neutralize the shadow of resentment Yi Fan has brought to me.