Weather for Friday, March 28: Rainy
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I came back from Hong Kong, but Su went abroad, so I don't need to accompany her on Thursday night for "movie night", "street patient search night", "family friends night" and other activities, so... maybe I can arrange some for myself Special events.
After get off work, I quickly dressed myself up and went to the 23rd floor to find Yi Fan. As soon as I got out of the elevator, I found him waiting for the elevator in a straight suit. When he saw me, he asked, "Flower Fairy, how am I doing?"
Is this the legendary telepathy? But the word "Flower Fairy" still made me tremble a few times, but in order to cooperate with him, I deliberately asked in a vulgar way: "Wow, handsome guy, so shiny, are you going on a blind date again?"
"Yeah." He adjusted his tie towards the elevator door.
I quickly pretended to look through the notebook in my bag: "g? My mother didn't arrange for you to pick up the guests."
Yi Fan smiled and held my hand: "I went to see Smurf, it was not arranged by you."
I laughed: "If you go to meet the Smurfs, then I have to find you a black hat and a black cat."
Yi Fan smiled again: "Smurf, you still like a handsome guy like me. Let's go, see you tomorrow!" After saying that, he waved his hand and left. It was obvious that he was in a good mood.
I stood there, and it took me a long time to realize that Yi Fan didn't even invite me to go downstairs with him. I saw my blurred makeup on the elevator door, and suddenly I felt childish and boring, so I took out a tissue and wiped off the color on my lips.
Along the way I wondered where I had heard the name Smurf.
The subway stopped and started moving. When I looked at the bright smile of a male star in a mobile phone advertisement opposite, it suddenly occurred to me that I had discovered the names Smurf and Flower Fairy on the same mobile phone on the same day.
Yi Fan's mobile phone.
Then, it should be an old friend.
My mood became even worse.
The empty home no longer had any appeal. I crawled out of the subway station again, wandered the streets, and dialed Fatty's phone number.
I asked, "Do you know who the Smurfs are?"
"Smurfs? Let me think about it." Fatty's cheerful voice came from the other side of the phone, "There is a group of Smurfs on the other side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea..."
The fat man's cheerful voice was so out of place that I interrupted him: "No. I am Hua Xianzi on Yi Fan's mobile phone, because my name is Xiaobei, which has the same name as the protagonist of "Flower Fairy". There is also a person named Lan. Elf, do you know who it is?"
"Damn, baby Tianlei is still playing this trick. He has been enjoying it since he was five years old. Have you seen what I have on his phone?"
I was not in the mood to talk to him, so I shook my head. Thinking that he couldn't see it, I continued to ask: "Who is the Smurf?"
"... Let me tell you, Xiaobei, I also liked the Flower Fairy when I was a child. My ideal girlfriend at that time was like the Flower Fairy, with blond hair and big eyes. But when I grew up, I discovered that the girl with blond hair and big eyes was a dream. Show it!"
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I felt that it was impossible to communicate with the fat man under normal circumstances, so I ignored his nagging and hung up the phone.
Ideal girlfriend? Hey, Yi Fan, what tough people are you growing up with? A game that you have enjoyed playing since you were five years old? with whom
I walked leisurely and unknowingly came to Hongzhuangluo.
Oh, it's been a long time since I came here. If Yi Fan hadn't come for a blind date, I wouldn't have been able to think of coming to such an elegant and luxurious place. I always accompany Yi Fan here to meet various women, but I have never had a normal cup of coffee here.
I went to the third table in front of the window, where Yi Fan always sat. I imagined him sitting across from me and saying to me narcissistically: "At this angle, the contours of my face are very handsome and perfect."
In fact, every time I want to say, Yi Fan, you are handsome from any angle, but only when you are serious. Yi Fan, do you know you can't laugh? Your smile is too young, too innocent, too... beautiful.
Someone came up to me and asked me if I wanted to try the specialty coffee in the store. I declined his enthusiastic recommendation and just ordered a cup of cocoa. When I'm worried, I'll have violent reactions to sex, and I won't be able to sleep all night long.
Holding the warm cup and looking at the bright lights of the busy crowd on the street, I realized that the so-called red makeup falling off was not what Yi Fan meant. But for the women in the world, after washing away all the troubles, they can see their own hearts clearly.
I drank the sweet drink and quietly told myself: Su went abroad, Luoluo went on a business trip, Yi Fan went on a date, and I was probably just lonely.
I sat in Hongzhuangluo for a long time before I came out. I still feel at a loss with no place to go, just looking at the gorgeous neon lights at night, wandering alone in the noisy but lonely night of the city. There is still a hint of coolness in the air on March night.
Finally I couldn't walk anymore, so I dialed Fatty's phone number while leaning on the street lamp.
I said, "Fat man, I'm sad."
The fat man said, "It's sad. Come on, I'll take you to have some fun."
I stood there and waited quietly.
The bustling crowds on the streets make a person lonely.
In less than five minutes, Fatty's car suddenly stopped in front of me.
"Brother, he drove all the way here. Come on, get in the car," he said.
I said nothing and got into the car obediently. The fat man stepped on the accelerator and drifted away. In less than twenty minutes, he arrived at Yi Fan's villa in the suburbs.
I suddenly didn't want to see anything related to Yi Fan.
"Come on down," the fat man opened the car door to persuade me. "When I'm sad, I always come here to torture and mistreat puppies, smash doors, windows and furniture. Let me tell you, it's much better than going to the supermarket to make instant noodles!"
This proposal immediately struck a chord with me. I jumped out of the car and followed the fat man.
The fat man smashed the yard door with his car, took out a key and fiddled with the front door for a long time, and finally shouted depressedly: "Damn it, the locks have been changed again!"
I'm a little disappointed... I really want to go in and smash the furniture and abuse the puppies.
The fat man muttered at the side: "Humph, I want to block you with a lock, you are too underestimated!" After saying that, he took out a simple ladder from the car and set it up against the wall, and jumped up to the second floor in a few steps. A small platform, he climbed up to the top of the building with great skill, smashed a skylight and stuffed his fat body inside.
… Oh, Spider-Man! Fat version.
While I was still staring at the small hole that made the fat man disappear out of thin air, the front door opened, and the fat man pulled me in: "Come in quickly. I'll go take care of it first, and I'll save some time." Will recruit the police.”
As soon as the light was turned on, a figure swooped over. Leek rushed over enthusiastically and gave me a baptism of saliva. Just as we were having a great time, the fat man came back.
"Leek, little leek." The fat man took out a sausage from the side and called out in a hissing voice.
Leek immediately jumped away from me, took a few steps back and hunched over, exposing her canine teeth and moaning in a low voice.
"It seems very angry!" I said in surprise.
"No way." The fat man followed further and continued to lure the leek with the sausage, "Little dog, good dog."
The dog gave a bluffing bark, hesitated for a moment, then turned around and ran away with its tail between its legs. He got into the nest, put his paws on his eyes, and his exposed little nose trembled slightly.
"Hehe, it's obviously very scared." The fat man threw away the sausage and said evilly.
"Xiaobei, what would you like to drink? Tsk, tsk, my dear, I have so much good wine hidden away." The fat man was as excited as a robber who entered a cave full of gold.
"No, I... I drank too much..."
"What are you afraid of? Why did we come here today? Look, the market price of this bottle is more than 20,000 yuan. There is no such store after this village!" The fat man threw a wine bottle over.
Also, there is no such store after passing this village. I got up and looked for goblets, but failed, so I picked up two rice bowls and filled them with red wine.
I didn't think I drank much, but soon the surrounding area was filled with bottles. At this time, the fat man was holding his Monroe and dancing in front of me.
"ebaby baby, ebaby baby..." he roared in a tuneless voice.
"Damn you, fat man, it's so ugly! And you have so much potential, and there are women all over the street, but you're holding on to such a fake thing! Haha." I looked at the fat man through the brown bottle and said.
"Oh!!" The fat man sang the last note with a long drawl, then he spun around with Monroe in his arms and fell next to me.
"I said Xiaobei, although you are a woman, I still have to say that you women are too troublesome! You have to eat, drink, have a man, and have children. How can it be better than my Monroe. You don't need to eat or drink, so you can do whatever you want! Look at it. Yi Fan, who was trained by a woman in the past, eats worse than Leeks and has a lower status than Leeks!"
"Your idea of disdain for women is wrong and needs to be criticized! Go and learn how to dog-paddle like a leek!" I commanded.
"Is that so?" The fat man went to the leek's nest and pulled the leek out by his hind legs. Leek struggled desperately, taking advantage of the fat man's strength to loosen slightly, and flew out. The fat man swooped down and grabbed the dog's tail.
"Don't run away, your sister Xiaobei wants to watch your dog paddle."
"Who is its sister! Fatty, please tell me clearly who is his sister! Cluck." I held up the bowl to throw Fatty.
"Yi Fan's dog... should I call you aunt?" Fatty continued to struggle with Lik.
"Don't mention Yi Fan to me! I don't want to see him! I finally made up my mind... Huh, if he dares to tease this girl again, I'll break his legs!" I said vaguely.
"Tsk tsk, let's just say that women are unreliable and you are more violent." The fat man sighed, "Hey, little dog, stop! You can't escape your fat master's Wuzhishan!"
…
It seemed that for a long time, someone turned on the lamp in a daze.
I felt someone shaking me and shouting: "Xiaobei, Xiaobei!"
"Ah, what are you doing? Go next door to find Su, the money-lover..." I muttered.
The man put me down, walked aside, and punched and kicked a pile of objects on the ground: "Damn it, fat man, this is the third time this month!" The pile of objects made a strange "gurgling" sound. He came back, looked at me and said, "This is the first time in my life."
"Haha, what a first time..." I heard a giggle.
"Guan Xiaobei, you have owed more and more debts in this life." The man hugged me and lowered his head and sighed.
The pile of objects in the corner made a noise: "What is money without money? Yi Fan, you are a rich man. Is the money Xiaobei owes still considered money? I will pay back what he owes, brother!"
"Fat man, you will never be able to repay the debt you owe me in your next life!!" As the man carried me into the house, he kicked the man in the corner again.
I had a dream.
I held the glass slipper and begged Yi Fan, telling him that I was the beauty at the ball. Yi Fan looked down at me: "You were so beautiful at the ball, but now that the ball is over, you can wear your torn skirt and go to the kitchen to pick up soybeans." After saying that, he hugged the princess and laughed. The princess looked at me arrogantly and said: "Oh, they are so old-fashioned. Who would wear such shoes now? Look, the fashion trend in Milan is like this." She threw the shoes at my face, and the sharp heels scratched Breaking my neck, I heard myself laughing with them. The blood flows through the neck, warm and gentle...
The feeling on my neck passed from dream to reality. I suddenly opened my eyes and took a closer look. I saw Yi Fan sitting on the edge of the bed, scratching his dog with one hand and scratching me with the other. When I woke up, Liek rushed up to me and licked me again.
"I didn't want to wake you up, but I thought you might want to go to work." Yi Fan said.
The hoarse laughter in the dream frightened me, and I touched my heart in silence.
"What class do you work in? Xiaobei resigned and joined me." The fat man's roar came from outside the door, "leeks, leeks, take my socks over here!"
When Leek heard the sound, he immediately got into my quilt, leaving only his tail outside. Yi Fan dragged the leek out, inspected it carefully from top to bottom, and went out with a dark face. Then the sound of fists and kicks was heard outside, mixed with the fat man's screams. After a long time, the voice subsided, and Yi Fan came in with a glass of orange juice.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
"It's okay, Fatty went to the dark room to reflect." Yi Fan said.
I drank the orange juice in silence, thought about what happened last night and asked, "Did I smoke again? Did I go take a shower and change clothes again? Haha, it's really something that happens once and twice."
"No. I helped you change your clothes. It's really rare for you to be so good after drinking too much."
I looked at Yi Fan's T-shirt and said, "Yi Fan, you shouldn't touch me."
"It's not for you. I feel sorry for my sheets and quilts. They are very expensive and take a lot of effort to wash. It's not as convenient as washing them for you."
His joking and rogue tone upset me, and I reiterated with a serious look: "Yi Fan, you shouldn't touch me!"
Yi Fan was silent for a long time before asking: "What's wrong? Are you... worried about something?"
What's on my mind...forget it, there's no need to tell you.
I shook my head and gave him a smile: "What's on my mind? I'm just sorry for messing up your home."
"It's okay." Yi Fan ruffled my hair again, "You don't need to break the lock if you want to come in from now on. There is a box next to the backyard door with a spare key in it."
As soon as he finished speaking, the fat man wailed: "Baby, you have more than a thousand keys in this box. You are trying to kill me!"
"Hmph, is it safe to put a corpse among a pile of corpses?" Yi Fan sneered, "The bronze key with colorful threads at the bottom of the box can open the back door." He leaned into my ear again and said.
"Get up and go to work. You'll be late." Yi Fan patted the bed to urge him.
"Can I...can I ask for leave?" I asked in a low voice.
"What's wrong? Are you feeling unwell?"
"Well, I have a bit of a headache."
"Then you have a good rest. I'll go to the company to say hello to you." He packed his bags and went out in high spirits.
I sat on the bed and planned today's activities: help Yi Fan clean the house and remove the evidence of the break-in last night; go home and update my resume; then write a resignation letter... Everything is like the vivid scene this morning. Dream, after waking up from the dream, I could not face the absurdity in the dream again.
At this time, the phone rang. The cheerful ringing tone made me melancholy for a long time. When I picked it up, it was an unfamiliar number.
After hesitating for a long time, I pressed the answer button: "Hello, who are you?"
"Miss Guan?" There was a young woman's elegant voice on the other side of the phone.
- "I am Lan Siyang."