Weather for Monday, August 27: Cloudy to cloudy
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"Su, tell me, what kind of mentality does he have?" Over the weekend, I described all of Yi Fan's evil deeds to Su in an embellished manner.
"He..."
I opened my ears and prepared to listen to Su's advice.
"Listen to my professional opinion. It's 500 per hour. If it's less than half an hour, it'll be charged as half an hour. If it's more than half an hour but less than one hour, it'll be charged as one hour. According to your boss's situation, we need to talk for at least two hours. Let's talk for at least two hours. Since we have a good relationship, I’ll give you a 30% discount.”
"Forget it if you are obsessed with money!"
As a result, I didn't understand the president's mentality, but I did understand my own thoughts. He started to be provocative and started this war in despicable ways. This lady will accompany him to the end!
Su did not ruthlessly give me a sentence: "The enemy is the spring. If you are strong, he will be weak."
Early on Monday morning, with Su's encouragement, I cleared up my broken mood and sat in the CEO's office with high spirits.
He held a regular meeting and listened to the reports of his subordinates. After going through the unique rush of Monday morning, he began to read the reports quietly again. After I heard about a series of internal problems within the company, I took out my phone and started playing snake and pacific.
"Damn!" After overloading the game last week, my phone was severely worn and it crashed when I was about to finish the game.
The president looked up at me and handed me a small piece of paper: "Ms. Guan, please make this call for me."
I took it suspiciously and wanted to ask him who he was calling and what he was talking about, but he acted like "you don't need to know" and went back to work.
After I dialed several times, I said to him: "Mr. Yi, no one answered."
"Call until you get through."
I was bored and redialed over and over again, but no one listened. Just when I began to wonder if the owner of the phone was the woman in yellow who dumped him, I suddenly found him leaning against the window and smiling inexplicably at me. Because his back was to the sun, his face was hidden in the shadows. The phone kept flashing in his hand, casting a strange blue color on his face.
I was shocked by the scene in front of me and stammered: "Is this... your phone number?"
"I just want to prove how boring you are."
Only then did I realize that while I was waiting for the call to be connected, my fingers were moving rapidly on the keys 2, 4, 8, and 6. It's over, the root of the disease has been found. I thought sadly.
But when it comes to boredom, you, CEO, are more boring!
I shrank back to the sofa again. After a while, an idea came into my mind. The once high-spirited and heroic Guan Xiaobei was back -
I walked to the president's desk in a few steps, looked at him with charming eyes, ripped open my shirt with a bang, exposed my sexy black lace bra and my 34b cup, and stared at him. Then, he retreated under my beauty and my strong momentum of counterattack and defense. Humph, aren’t men all paper tigers with a fierce look but a soft heart
Ahem, of course, this is just my imagination.
This is the ninety-ninth trick among the "100 tricks to subdue your sinister boss" that I saw online. When you can't stand it anymore and use this trick on your boss, usually, if your boss is not an extremely horny pervert, he will realize that he has pushed you to this point, and then he will review his behavior , and converge to some extent.
I started taking action. …Then I sadly discovered that I was a hundred times stronger in my imagination than I was in reality, and I… was the fierce-looking paper tiger. I walked up to him hesitantly and put my hand on my chest.
The president looked up at me, a little confused in his eyes. He probably never thought that I would dare to walk past the coffee table and come to him without being called. He looked me up and down, and his eyes fell on my slightly open collar.
"What do you want to do?" he asked.
My hands froze on my chest—I crawled back to my couch.
It seems I can only use the hundredth move.
The author of that post said that when the above ninety-nine tricks cannot subdue your boss, you have no choice but to die!
When I was feeling aggrieved, the president spoke.
"Guan Xiaobei," he didn't call me Miss Guan this time, "I know what you are thinking and what you plan to do. I advise you to give up these ridiculous ideas. Don't tell me that these are trivial and private matters. , any small thing that happens among colleagues can turn into a public disaster. Don't expect me to close my eyes and pretend that nothing happened. If I could, could I still let you sit here for so many days? !”
"Everyone has a bottom line, and I am no exception. Beyond the bottom line, I can be generous and open-minded, but within the bottom line, it is a death zone where the eyes are cut out for those who see it, and the ears are cut off for those who hear it. Unfortunately, you You've hit my bottom line, and although I can't kill you to silence you, I won't let you go until I grab your handle and make you completely surrender."
"I, I will never say nonsense! Nothing happened on Monday morning! I guarantee it with my personality!"
"Nothing happened? Then why are you so sensitive about this time on Monday morning? In addition, when I talked to Miss Li Luo, she once told me that you told her about the rant about the leader no less than five times on Monday morning. Story. And when she was trying to figure out why you were imprisoned in the president's office by me, she told the story to everyone in the company. Now, this story is missing a protagonist. "
I deeply regret it. Misfortune comes from the mouth, misfortune comes from the mouth. Su, why didn't you just knock me out
"Guan Xiaobei, I believe in your personality. But as a human being, you must have human weaknesses. One day, you will tell this matter in a dream, leak, or be coerced. So I can't adventure."
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I was covered in cold sweat.
"Do you remember the purpose of the company? 'Join ac, we will achieve each other', Guan Xiaobei, you will be proud of being a member of ac." The president concluded with a smile, "Okay, the prison term is over, you You can go back to your office now."
I drifted to the door like a sleepwalker, and the CEO's voice came from behind me: "Also, I advise you not to try to resign or make any attempt to escape from the company. The whole company knows that you are locked up in my office alone. There are always some trade secrets in the president's office. As a law student, you naturally know how leaking secrets will affect the company and individuals."
"You, you!" I was furious, "You can't do this! You can't ignore the interests of the company and sell business secrets for your own selfish gain!"
"I'm the president. Whether it's a trade secret or not, I have the final say!" He smiled gracefully, "You can leave."
I came back during my lunch break. Luoluo, Peter, and a bunch of newcomers gathered around me immediately under the guise of caring and with a gossip mentality. Amidst everyone's chatter, I calmly took out a cardboard box from under the table, emptied the contents, cut a hole, and hid my head in it.
The person who rescued me from the box was the assistant manager of the human resources department. He said that the personnel manager wanted to see me.
The HR manager is a fat, white man, known as Lao Wu. He has an amiable face, but his smiling eyes always give people a feeling of being unpredictable. Lao Wu sat behind his desk and looked at me with squinted eyes for a long time.
Usually when people look at me like this, I either get angry or nervous, but after sitting in the CEO's office for a week and ten old Wus observing me at close range with military binoculars, I didn't feel anything at all.
"Excuse me, does Manager Wu have anything to do with me?" I asked listlessly.
Old Wu opened his mouth without making a sound, as if he didn't know how to speak. He sighed softly and pushed a piece of paper in front of me: "Miss Guan, please read this."
A letter of complaint from the president's office.
The content is "The president was sexually harassed"!
"I'm a girl, I'm more likely to be harassed, okay?" I said angrily. Yi Fan, Yi Fan! Can you be more shameless
Lao Wu smiled nonchalantly: "Miss Guan, don't be excited. I believe in Miss Guan's character. This is probably just a joke." At the end, he added lightly: "But the girl in this company who wants to harass the president should go more often." ”
I don’t know what Lao Wu thought of this troublesome complaint letter. He showed it to me and laughed it off. It was the most gentle reminder. By the way, he also showed me a personnel transfer letter.
"Ms. Guan's current position has been changed from legal assistant to special assistant to the president."
There are a total of four assistants around the president, and even Xu Ke, the most senior, is not named "special". So what exactly is this "special assistant"
Lao Wu did not give me an answer, but said meaningfully: "Young man, work hard, you will have a bright future."