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If someone asked me how I felt during pregnancy, I would say: "Ah, um, the weather is nice today. It has been almost ten years since Macau returned to China... Do you want to eat Sichuan food for lunch?"
If you ask Yi Fan, he will say: "This brand of milk powder is very good. Even if you are breastfeeding, you need to prepare a can. Small things such as tweezers, round-head nail clippers, and milk powder compartments are very useful. Also, Xiaobei is me The most sleepy pig I’ve ever seen.”
Well, okay, I admit, I mostly slept through it during my pregnancy.
The sleepiness in early pregnancy did not weaken with the pregnancy, but became more and more serious, so the following scenes often occurred during those months: At night, I grabbed Yi Fan and asked him to tell me about Xih's management problems, and he said During the first sentence, I tried to keep my eyes open, and during the second sentence, I nodded frequently. During the third sentence... Yi Fan leaned beside me with his arms propped up and asked in the bright sky: "How is the effect of hypnosis teaching?" How about that?" Or I said, "Let's go for a walk." Soon someone in the community could see Yi Fan dragging a pregnant woman back home. Occasionally, a righteous person would come up and ask: "What did you do to her!" Yi Fan would calmly say: "I just accidentally got her pregnant." Or Yi Fan suggested: "The weather is nice today, let's go Buy some maternity and baby products." As a result, when I wiped my mouth and sat up in the back seat of the car, Yi Fan appeared in front of me carrying diapers, tissues, and baby milk powder and said, "There was an aunt who just pulled me. Shou said: It is very hard to raise a child alone, but her daughter is well-educated, virtuous and virtuous and loves children very much, especially those who are not her own."
After doing all the tests, the doctor told me: "The biggest problem with you is that there is nothing wrong. The symptoms are strange, but the body is normal."
Yi Fan guessed: "This is probably like blood flowing to the stomach after eating, and people with cerebral ischemia will feel sleepy."
Cerebral ischemia will inevitably lead to a decline in IQ. Yi Fan took over Xih's management and locked me up at home. In the end, I was reduced to hanging out with Baozi every day.
Every morning this kid would stand by my bed and stare at my belly for a few minutes, then sigh and leave.
I was so horrified that I asked, "Why did you show up at my house? Don't you have to go to school? What do you want to see in my belly?"
"My parents went to South Africa, and I didn't want to follow them, so I applied to the school for independent home study. Since you are the only idle member of the family, I have no choice but to hang out with you. I heard people say that children can see through the gender of the fetus. I’ve always wanted to try to see if I have this kind of function.”
"Oh? Is it a boy or a girl?" I asked with interest.
"How could my mature and melancholy eyes do such a childish and unreliable thing."
"Then what are you looking at!" I was angry.
Baozi spread his hands and shrugged: "It's time to hand in the plant growth observation report assigned by the school. My topic is 'The Growth Cycle of Watermelon'."
So I slept and slept, until it really grew to the size of a watermelon, and then it was about to ripen and drop.
Before entering the delivery room, I grabbed Yi Fan's tie and shouted, "Damn Yi Fan, it hurts me so much, it hurts me so much."
He was dragged forward and trotted along the hospital bed, comforting him incoherently: "Be patient, just be patient, it's just like having diarrhea, it'll be fine in a while."
The doctor held back his laughter and opened my hand: "You are affecting our work by holding him like this. It doesn't hurt so much yet, so stop shouting and save your energy to avoid being exhausted for a while."
"How do you, a man, know if I am in pain or not?" I grabbed the doctor's collar and said, "I don't want to give birth. I don't want to give birth. Yi Fan, let's go home!"
Yi Fan looked at the doctor melancholy and begged: "Let me go in together. I'm not worried about her being like this."
The young doctor glared at him with great disdain: "Who was watching the delivery teaching video a few days ago and fainted due to fright? If you faint again after seeing the blood in the delivery room, are we busy with you or with her?"
Yi Fan had no choice but to let go. I turned to look at him and saw him standing aside with a face full of anxiety. He took out a small handkerchief from his pocket and waved it and shouted: "Madam, go early and come back early. I have prepared noodles for you." Eat." Entering the delivery room alone, I suddenly felt lonely and helpless, so... I screamed in pain even harder.
The doctor depressedly stuffed something into my hand: "You have a pain pump, but you don't know how to use it! How can a person who usually seems quite quiet be able to shout like that?"
It hurt so much that I forgot there was such a thing. I picked it up and pressed it until my finger joints turned white.
The doctor reminded: "Don't pinch it so hard. That thing has sequelae, ranging from memory loss to the worst case, if you knock the baby out, you won't be able to give birth!"
I don't know if he is deliberately trying to scare people and not dare to act rashly. Another wave of pain immediately came up, and I started shouting again: "Call that boy Yi Fan in! Even if he is bleeding, he must be knocked unconscious first!"
Time seemed to have passed for centuries. Just when I thought I was going to lie here forever, I suddenly felt a sharp pain in my lower body, followed by a void. Along with the congratulations of the doctors and nurses, the clear cry of the child came.
"A girl weighing six pounds and six taels." said the little nurse.
Well, I guess I can safely pass out.
When I woke up again, I had been neatly moved back to the hospital bed. Not far away, Yi Fan was holding a furry little ball intently, his expression...distorted.
"Are you very disappointed after giving birth to a daughter?" I sighed quietly. Yes, rich families don’t all cry for boys in order to gain an advantage in future battles for family property. I wonder if it’s because boys are stronger than girls and can carry gas tanks or shake bricks. , if it must be used for this purpose, I can also train my daughter to be as strong as King Kong.
"No one came to see me after giving birth..." I said aggrievedly.
Yi Fan hurriedly explained: "Didn't you faint just now? The two old ladies said that too many people were not good for you and the children, so they cleared them away."
"But you frowned, obviously you were unhappy." An irrepressible bitterness suddenly surged into my heart.
"Why are you crying?" Yi Fan held the child in one hand and wiped my tears in panic with the other, "I won't mind if you give birth to a ball. But..." He changed the subject, "Let me ask you, if you give birth to a ball Would you like it? Like... steamed buns?"
That child? It's fun to be smart, but it's so tragic to have a dumpling face.
Yi Fan hesitantly handed the child to me: "Let me tell you, Baozi's child is pretty good, isn't he?"
After hearing this, my heart skipped a beat. Unable to get up, I struggled to raise my head to look at the child. Then a big, slightly purple face with closed eyes suddenly broke into my field of vision.
"Ah!" I was startled and fell back on the bed, "This..." Where is the face here? It was clearly another bun, the kind that would go bad if kept for a long time.
"That's how I reacted just now." Yi Fan said.
I feel like I'm really going to be depressed. My child has healthy hands and feet, but he has a puffy face. It doesn't matter, it's fun to raise Korean buns like that, but the problem is, we are a girl, a girl! What a tragedy would be the life of a girl with such a face. I repeatedly thought about the face shapes of Yi Fan and I, and felt that even if it was a genetic change, it would be too abrupt to give birth to a child with such a face shape. Well, there is only one truth...
"Yi Fan, have you gone through plastic surgery? The way Han Baozi looks like that is proof."
"This is the original one." Yi Fan said in confusion.
At this moment, Baozi broke through the siege and broke in. He saw the child in Yi Fan's arms and shouted excitedly: "Ha! I know I didn't pick him up! It turns out that our family all looks like this. Look at it. This face looks more like a bun than mine."
"Don't talk nonsense." Yi Fan scolded his nephew, "It will be fine if it grows longer."
Baozi didn't say anything, but pointed at his face with his index finger. I felt like I was going to cry again. Looking at him, I knew that Yi Fan's words were unconvincing.
Could it be that you were stared at by Baozi for too long when you were pregnant? While I was thinking wildly, the doctor and a group of nurses came to check the ward. The little daughter's face was so eye-catching that it became the center of attention. When the little nurse entered the room, she shouted, "Hey, what's going on with that face?"
"It looks like he has an allergy." The doctor quickly went to check the child.
"Allergy? Swelling?" Yi Fan and I breathed a sigh of relief, "Great!"
The doctor glared at us with dissatisfaction: "Great? I have never seen parents like you. The child doesn't know how to call the doctor when his child is like this."
"We thought it was hereditary, so we have a big face." Yi Fan whispered.
"Have you two had surgery?" The doctor glanced at Baozi, "Is this the boss? The swelling is not light." After that, he started to pinch Baozi's face.
Baozi was squeezed and screamed, "Let go, this is the real thing."
After a few days of recuperation, I received waves of visitors in the ward, and my little daughter's face finally returned to its original state. After the newborn's jaundice faded, a fair and round little beauty appeared.
"Prettier than you were when you were a child. You don't know how ugly Xiaobei was when she was a child." Su teased the child.
I curled my lips and said, "My mother taught me that simplicity is beauty when I was a child. Naturally, I can't say the same thing to someone like you who has always known that beauty is ugly since you were a child."
Yi Fantian, who has been so beautiful these days, responded shamelessly: "My daughter is just like her father, and we are just little beauties. From now on, we will be so beautiful every day to piss off those who pretend to be simple."
Su Ye, who has always had a strong psychological quality, trembled slightly, calmed down a little, and then asked calmly: "Have you chosen a name?"
"The big name is empty for now, the nickname is Jinzi, and the treasure is worth a thousand pieces of gold." I said.
Su muttered twice: "Jin Zi, Yi Jin Zi... you might as well call her Yi Jin Jing. Who gave her such a silly name?"
"The child's mother has bad taste, so she only dared to give her a nickname. In a few days, dad will choose a good name for you that is unprecedented and unprecedented!" Yi Fan said while holding the child.
I saw Su shaking again.
A few days later, everyone took the gold home like a star.
I carried her to the nursery and said to her, "Jinzi is home. Look, this is your little gold pit. Isn't it beautiful?"
This room, across the street from our bedroom, was my only achievement in my few waking hours after my pregnancy. The entire room was painted a refreshing light green. In the middle of the room was a round crib with a candy-like color, with a purple gauze hanging from it. Next to the bed was a small bird's nest-shaped swing with a green vine wrapped around it.
"Look, there are little stars here." Yi Fan pressed the switch next to the door. The roofs and walls were twinkling with light. Although it was daytime, one could imagine that those lights would twinkle like stars at night.
"Do you like it? Come and make mommy smile." I felt that such a room could fulfill all the dreams of a girl, and I almost wanted to buy myself a large one.
It was rare that Jin Zi was not sleeping soundly. He opened his bright eyes and looked around curiously, and then cried in shame, "Wow".
"I told you to paint it pink. No girl would use green. My daughter might not like it." Yi Fan complained.
"How did I know she was a daughter? What if she is a son if she is painted pink?"
When we were struggling, we didn't realize that such an older child couldn't distinguish colors, just like her toes and fingers had no meaning to her. She probably just happened to be crying because she happened to be hungry, peed, or just plain bored. We didn't even realize that starting from that cry was the starting point of the nightmare.
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The baby who was quiet and well-behaved in the hospital started crying non-stop when he saw her room when he got home. We took her to the doctor and heard the sentence again: "Her biggest problem is that she has no problem. Her symptoms are strange, but her body is normal." When she came home from the hospital this time, she learned to sleep during the day and cry at night.
The nanny left after working for a week, leaving behind a sentence: "I have never seen such a troublesome child. I would rather see the two and a half grown-ups than her!" Yi Fan's parents stayed for one night and then left, leaving behind Next sentence: "I feel uneasy leaving the company behind for so long." After keeping her company for a month, I was ready to leave. Yi Fan held me back: "Look, look, it's so fun, I'm laughing." I gritted my teeth and said, "Yi Fan, I haven't had a good night's sleep in a week. I don't even remember what a bed feels like. Still." Yes, she only smiles when she sees you, and she always cries when she sees me."
"Nonsense, let's give mom a smile." Yi Fan held her close to me.
The originally happy little mouth slowly shrank, the eyes slowly closed, and the nose began to wrinkle. When he handed it to me, he started crying. Yi Fan panicked and took the child back, patting it twice before the rain turned into sunshine.
So, hand it over, cry, take it away without crying.
Yi Fan had fun: "Hey, the voice control switch is really smart."
One second you can be giggling in Yi Fan's arms, and the next second you can be crying in front of me. I felt that this child was simply a little devil sent by God, and then the old man said with a serious face: "Humph, I just see that you are too proud of your life."
That evening, I stood at the door holding the gold in my arms, eagerly waiting for Yi Fan to come home.
Yi Fan drove over, jumped out of the car, took the child from me and asked, "Why are you standing here? I just met Sister Zhang outside the community. Why do you think she ran away when she saw me?"
Sister Zhang is our second nanny.
"Your precious daughter ran away crying. I almost knelt down to beg her. But she almost knelt down and said she didn't even care about gold even if she gave me change."
"Exaggeration." Yi Fan held the gold in one hand and pulled a large package from the car with the other, "It was given by someone else."
I opened the bag and shook out the contents, and an adult-sized pink bunny suit suddenly appeared in front of me.
"Your baby needs to be put on after the age of eighteen so that it won't look like a blanket that was thrown away by mistake." I said.
"The baby and his mother can wear it too." Yi Fan actually looked at me expectantly, "The furry ones feel so good to the touch."
I didn't understand where his enthusiasm came from, so I returned the pocket to him: "You have to wear it yourself. I'll catch up on some sleep if I have the time."
I was probably really tired, and I fell unconscious as soon as I went to bed, but when I slept until midnight, I woke up again as a reflex. I tried my best to stare at the ceiling with my eyes open: It's so quiet, why do I always feel like something is wrong? Ah, yes, children, there is no sound of children!
"Yi Fan, gold!" I reached out to touch Yi Fan and found that he was not around either. I hurriedly jumped out of bed and ran outside. When I reached the stairs, I saw the lights on in the living room and Yi Fan was sleeping on the sofa with the child in his arms. He was sitting there with documents scattered all over the floor. He was probably tired from looking at it, so he just fell asleep.
When I walked up to him, I realized that Yi Fan had actually put on the pink rabbit suit. This thing is very thoughtful, and it actually comes with a big belly bag. The little piece of gold was wrapped in the belly bag, with its furry head pressed against Yi Fan's chin, half of its pink face exposed on the rabbit's snow-white belly, and a small shiny bubble at the corner of its pouty mouth. Like a kangaroo, Yi Fan curled up into a half circle and held the child in his arms.
God loves me so much that he makes them my closest relatives and allows me to watch them sleep peacefully like this.
At that moment, looking at their faces sleeping soundly like angels, I was suddenly moved and wanted to cry.
Then... I quickly rushed upstairs, took out my camera and took pictures of them. I will post it on the parent-child forum tomorrow, and then pretend to be very calm and calmly tell everyone that this cute baby and her super handsome dad are both mine! mine! ! Hum, I envy them to death.
The clicking sound of the camera woke up Yi Fan. He rubbed his eyes and asked, "Xiaobei, what are you doing so late at night?"
I gently stepped forward and hugged Jin Zi. She snorted twice in my arms and finally fell asleep with dignity. I took her back to bed and settled her down, then turned around and ran downstairs, quickly jumped on the sofa and pressed down on Yi Fan.
"What are you doing?" He pulled down the bunny suit in a daze.
I kissed his lips, leaned into his ear and whispered softly: "Let's have another baby. I don't want this anymore, hum, she always cries when she sees me. I also want to give birth to a kangaroo wrapped up in a ball! And it doesn't matter." For you to play with.”
Yi Fan's eyes were surprised at first, and then gradually filled with smiles. He hugged me, turned around, and said in my ear: "Then you have to pretend to be a rabbit, and we have to change positions."