The next day, the weather was fine.
When Mu Wanwan got up late, she heard whispers outside.
"I'm coming... don't look at it."
"I first, I first, you go away."
"Turn around... Forget it, don't do it, I'll talk about it in the hospital later!"
Mu Wanwan closed her eyes and struggled for a while, in vain, she simply lifted the quilt.
After brushing his teeth in a hurry, he went out to take a look.
Four big men stood in the living room, lined up without knowing what they were surrounding.
She looked sleepy and looked at the time. It was half an hour before the meeting time: "... what are you doing?"
Pei Lu was the first to turn around.
He smiled, dimpled slightly: "Measure your weight."
Mu Wanwan was stunned, and leaned against the door: "...is it so cruel early in the morning?"
"We're betting on the weight of Xiaoroubao. I bet on ten boxes of Zhou Hei Ya, Xiaolu on three boxes of cherries, and Wood on two boxes of wine," Brother Hu grinned, "Do you want to participate?"
Xiaoroubao sat on the sofa angrily: "It's too much, it happens every year——Xiao Wan won't go with you!"
Mu Wanwan yelled twice, then looked at Pei Lu: "How much did you press?"
"Two hundred and three to two hundred and four catties," Pei Lu said, "I've recorded it. The year before last he was 190 catties, last year he was 200.1 catties. This year the team's food is better and he's still tired of exercising. Years... so around two hundred and three is very reasonable."
"Fuck, Xiaolu, you're too much, why didn't you say that when we pressed it just now?" Brother Hu said, "No, no matter, I think he will definitely have 250 this year."
"You're only two hundred and five! Your whole family is two hundred and five!" Xiao Rou wrapped it up and slapped Brother Hu on the back of his head, "Let me tell you, I've been secretly trying to lose weight. If I exceed two hundred today, I'll..."
Wood: "How about you?"
"I'm just going to lose weight!" Little Roubao said, "Otherwise, what else can I do?"
Mu Wanwan hesitated for a moment: "Then I'll press two hundred and four too."
Little Roubao was so angry that his flesh hurt.
After Brother Yang came, Xiao Roubao immediately filed a complaint, and Brother Yang nodded: "Gambling is prohibited—I'll pay two hundred and five, and I'll add another ten boxes of Zhou Hei Ya from Tiger Head."
Little Roubao was so angry that he wanted to quit the team.
Because everything was arranged before, they hardly queued up, and quickly finished all the medical examinations.
Everyone sat on the corridor of the hospital, nervously waiting for the physical examination form.
Brother Hu crossed Erlang's legs and muttered: "Two hundred and five, two hundred and five, two hundred and five..."
Little Roubao held the phone: "Shameless old thief, I'll go up and expose your vicious deeds!"
As a result, he turned on his phone and swiped it.
[TSHuu: Physical examination today, guess how much Baozi weighs.]
Comment below.
[Two hundred and five.]
[I don’t know, I’ve met a real person, at least two of me, I’m one hundred and thirty now, a conservative estimate should be two hundred and five.]
[Little Roubao might as well transfer to BXS, you stand out from the crowd here, but you are just a seedling over there!]
Little Roubao was furious: "Fuck, what the hell is a group of chickens standing upright?"
Mu Wanwan bent down with a smile, glanced casually, and saw that Pei Lu was already placing an order for cherries.
"Why... Are we surrendering?" She asked nervously.
"Don't surrender," Pei Lu smiled, "The recent cherries are sweet, and I was about to buy them."
She saw that Pei Lu bought four boxes, and bought hers as well, so she picked up her mobile phone: "Let me transfer the money to you..."
"No," Pei Lu said, "If you forward it to me, I will delete your Alipay friend."
Mu Wanwan reminded him kindly: "We don't have Alipay friends."
Pei Lu: "... Anyway, don't, don't transfer it to me."
Mu Wanwan suppressed a smile and nodded: "Well, don't turn."
Let's see what's there in the future... send it back.
Mu Wanwan thought secretly.
Over there, Mu Wanwan's physical examination form came out first.
The nurse called her name, and she hurried forward to take the form: "Thank you..."
After scanning the data on the physical examination form, her smile froze on her face.
...
She sat back in her seat with a serious face.
Others witnessed her face-changing process, Pei Lu stared at her closely: "What's wrong?"
Mu Wanwan shook her head in a daze: "...it's okay."
"With your expression, don't you have some kind of illness?" Little Roubao leaned over anxiously, "Come on, we're still playing!"
Mu Wanwan: "..."
"Show me." Pei Lu stretched out his hand.
Mu Wanwan covered her tightly: "No."
Just kidding, anyone can watch it, but Pei Lu can't.
In the end, all the sheep brothers came over.
Mu Wanwan felt ashamed, she pressed her little finger on a column of her physical examination form, and stretched out: "It's really all right..."
Her voice became weaker and weaker: "I'm just... a little fatter."
The five men were silent for a moment, and then, Xiao Roubao burst into earth-shattering laughter: "Hahahahaha, how much fat have you gained?"
Mu Wanwan snatched back her physical examination form, vowing not to speak.
She has only been here for two months, and she has been training hard day and night. During the competition, she was so nervous that she felt like she ran a dozen laps of the playground—and gained seven pounds
God is really unreasonable.
But fortunately, the little meat bun soon saved her from this predicament.
Xiaoroubao's physical examination form came out, two hundred and four, Pei Lu's calculation was just right, Brother Hu turned around and happily went to Weibo to announce the good news to fans.
When Pei Lu got the medical examination form, Mu Wanwan secretly took a look.
83.8KG.
Does Pei Lu have so much meat?
Sensing her gaze, Pei Lu directly handed his physical examination form in front of her eyes: "What's wrong?"
She shook her head: "No... I just didn't see it, you weigh more than 80 kilograms."
"Xiao Lu is very strong." Brother Hu passed by, raised his hand and lifted Pei Lu's clothes, "Last time I checked, he still has abs. Here, look."
"Not so good… "
Mu Wanwan looked down very honestly.
Although it was only for a moment, she could see clearly that there was really...
Pei Lu's ears turned red, and he clapped his hands away: "Don't make trouble."
Brother Hu turned around, made a gesture of knocking on the door, and tapped on Xiao Roubao's belly: "How old is the baby?"
"Tiger head, I'm a grass mud horse—" Xiao Roubao was furious, jumped up and beat him, "I'm sure someone is at odds with you!!"
The group returned to the base in a lively manner. In the car, Xiaoroubao supervised Brother Hu to place Zhou Heiya's order.
Back at the seat, Mu Wanwan turned on the computer and the live broadcast by the way. The person who had just been deducted 77% of his salary really couldn't be willful.
When she was browsing Brother Hu's Weibo at the hospital, she checked her private messages by the way, and found that there were many messages asking her when she would start the live broadcast.
After thinking about it, she shared a link to the live broadcast on Weibo.
The popularity of the live broadcast room increased at a speed visible to the naked eye.
[God of Wan, I want to give you a car of Delevingne! !]
[Waiting for a Draven champion skin, I wonder if it's okay?]
[You have finally learned how to live broadcast and share. Since your live broadcast time is not fixed, I have missed the live broadcast many times.]
[Today is also the day to come and listen to the voice of God of Lu!]
[A friend of mine who works in the hospital said that TS went to the medical examination collectively, is it true?]
"Yes, I went for a physical examination," Mu Wanwan thought of something, "Didn't you see Brother Hu's Weibo?"
[Because I went to school, I haven't watched Wanan's live broadcast since the Spring Festival. Why did the anchor's name change? Miss Goodnight, she looks much better without makeup, but have you gained weight recently?]
The smile on Mu Wanwan's face was very official: "... Now I'm going to pick one of the audience to make soup, let's see who is so lucky?"
"Can you see me?"
Pei Lu sat next to her at some point and watched her chatting with the audience.
Mu Wanwan: "..."
The barrage was buzzing, full of hilarious laughter and 666.
[Fuck the voice of God!]
[It's a duo in the bottom lane again, don't you all bring your poor little meat buns? It seems that he was taken by Brother Hu to go retrograde for a day...]
[Wan can you give Lu God a shot, I want to lick my face, I watched yesterday's interview and found that Lu God is super handsome QAQ Lu became a fan]
Mu Wanwan ignored the barrage and started to start the game. Remembering the exercise Pei Lu said yesterday, she turned her head and blinked and asked, "Are you coming?"
"Come on," Pei Lu said, "Don't get your number."
Mu Wanwan stopped moving: "Huh?"
"I asked Brother Yang to find two numbers, you take this." Pei Lu put a note in front of her.
Mu Wanwan opened the account and glanced at her rank: "...Diamond Five?"
"Well, I'll come to this rank when I find time in the future," Pei Lu thought for a while, and found a suitable adjective, "This rank is... amazing."
Wang Wang Wan couldn't understand the meaning.
But it doesn't matter, she soon understands—
"Fifteen minutes, fifteen minutes..." she murmured, "What is our jungler?"
Pei Lu explained patiently: "It seems to be the prince."
It's no wonder she didn't know, not to mention that the prince has never been in the bottom lane - this buddy has never been out of the wild area, and the prince's head is completely invisible in the kill news.
Just as he was depressed, a wave of tower crossing team battles broke out in the bottom lane. Mu Wanwan was playing Kalista, and a green light directly lifted up the heavy old bull that Pei Lu was operating: "Go! Squeeze this old cow to death!" Lulu!"
Pei Lu: "..."
Lao Niu successfully overwhelmed Lulu, and sensibly stopped operating, and was about to kill him. Mu Wanwan was about to jump up and give the opponent a fatal blow, when a flashing voice suddenly came from his ears.
The prince's movement skills were obviously used to hurry, and he was so anxious that a flash appeared from the grass behind him, and he directly made a big move, and with a bang, he took Lulu's head firmly!
Callista stood there, stunned for a few seconds.
Mu Wanwan has been fighting in the king's division for many years, playing the C position again, only grabbing other people's heads, not hers.
This breath—
Pei Lu: "Do you still remember what Brother Yang said to pay attention to when live broadcasting?"
… OK, she swallowed it.
Unexpectedly, her teammates were more irritable than her.
[Like a seaweed [leader of strategists]: Prince, I... ￥% Mom! Are you invisible? I was crushed so badly, but you are on the verge of OB?]
[Blow your dog's head off [Prince Demacia]: You idiot, keep your mouth clean, don't you feel compelled by being single-killed so many times?]
[Like a seaweed [strategist leader]: I was caught by the opposite poodle with so many double moves, why didn't you say it? blind?]
[There is no charge for sending you back to the city [Wandering Mage]: This son of a dog has never been on the road, the key point is that I don’t even look good in the wild area, and the poodles on the opposite side are camped in our wild area.]
The teammates quarreled lively, and finally turned into three people hanging in the spring and scolding each other, which made Mu Wanwan dumbfounded.
To be honest, she hadn't seen such a lively scene since the launch of the Scythe of Retribution.
The barrage immediately explained to Mu Wanwan.
[Diamond 5 is the scariest rank. Dragons and snakes are mixed, and there are a lot of bastards with mixed scores. It is super common to crush games. Some people lose too many games. They can only get ten points for a win, and deductions for a loss. Thirty minutes. Otherwise, why do you think there are so many diamond five goalkeepers?]
[The most important thing is that there are a lot of trolls in this rank, and everyone can get on the keyboard by lifting the keyboard...]
[So if you play at this level for a period of time, there will be two extremes-either the ultimate evolution, become a super aggressive machine, you hang me, I am not afraid; or put down the butcher knife, ascend to immortality and become a Buddha, just play For your own, no ghosts or monsters can interfere with you.]
... Obviously, what Pei Lu wanted her to do was the latter.
This game ended, and they lost badly, because they were always surrounded and beaten, even Mu Wanwan and Pei Lu died five or six times each.
Pei Lu exited the record page: "Next."
Mu Wanwan didn't even bother to report the report, and followed him into the room.
It doesn't matter, she has experienced the three people's spring water spraying each other on the phone, and what else can't be tolerated by her.
Soon, reality slapped her hard—
In twenty-five minutes, the upper and middle lanes were all blown up. After a wave of team battles, their output was really not as good as that of the opponent, and they were beaten for a wave of 3 for 1.
How on earth did these people get diamonds?
She suddenly remembered a sentence she had read before: Some people, on the surface, appear to be diamond-ranked, but in fact, their hidden points are not as high as platinum-five.
She didn't understand it before, but now she finally understands it.
Forget it, it's quite interesting to play this game as saving teammates. Just as Mu Wanwan was thinking this way, her teammates spoke with a swish.
[Please shut up [Ominous Blade]: My friend said that this bot lane combination is from TS.]
[This one can win [Lord of War]: Isn't it, such a dish? ?]
[I beg you to shut up [Ominous Blade]: She is pretty good at first, haha, this female AD is just playing around, there is no way to carry in this kind of game, what kind of career is she playing?]
Mu Wanwan:? ?
She picked up the keyboard and was about to go up.
"Do you want the red BUFF?" Pei Lu's voice came, "If you don't take it, someone else will eat it."
Mu Wanwan put down the keyboard: "...I want it."
…
During the five-and-a-half-day tour in the afternoon, Mu Wanwan felt that half of her life was lost.
During dinner time, when Pei Lu helped her take the lunch box, he saw her sitting cross-legged and staring at the phone seriously.
"What are you looking at?" Pei Lu put the lunch box by her hand.
"Buy some heart-saving pills." She rubbed her chest and hammered it hard twice, "I'm about to die."
Pei Lu: "..."