This Mid-Autumn Festival, Yang Xiao will take her boyfriend back to see her parents.
"It's really settled this time?" Tang Shuge was lying on the lazy sofa in pajamas, holding a large box of ice cream in his hand, and asked curiously, "Want to open your arms to welcome a new life?"
While putting on makeup, Yang Xiao replied, "Let's talk about it indefinitely. The main reason is that my parents are always worried about me. I just want to bring my current boyfriend over to show them and let them feel at ease."
Tang Shuge listened and nodded: "That's right. Teacher Yu is handsome and has a temperament. He is also a university professor. If you bring him home to see his parents, your uncles and aunts will be relieved!"
Yang Xiao was helpless: "How many times have I said, don't call him Teacher Yu, I'm not Degang."
"The relationship between Teacher Yu and De Gang is so good! They haven't split for decades, and ordinary couples are not so affectionate as Jin Jian!" Tang Shuge waved the ice cream spoon, "There is a tacit understanding and a common language, Your teacher at this position is better than the last domineering president in every way, right?"
Yang Xiao's expression froze for a moment: "I understand why your mother said you never do housework at home."
"… what?"
"Because you are really good at picking up a pot without opening it."
Yang Xiao's last boyfriend was a real domineering president, so let's call him His Majesty the King for now. His Majesty the King looks handsome and compelling, and has an outstanding family background. He is also diligent and hard-working, and his net worth is several zero.
The two met in the workplace. At that time, Yang Xiao was still a location reporter. In an interview at an economic conference, he met this handsome and handsome Mr. King.
The king fell in love with Yang Xiao at first sight, and immediately launched the domineering offensive as in Korean idol dramas, including but not limited to "there is only the two of us in the playground tonight", "the private plane will take you to the Louvre to see the exhibition", "in the rotating Dinner at the restaurant and a band playing", "All the clothes in the whole store are wrapped"…
Outsiders feel that Yang Xiao is very happy and can always be loved. But Yang Xiao felt extremely tired, because the king was very macho, and he had to decide everything.
Yang Xiao sometimes suspects that the king does not need a girlfriend, only a beautiful doll who is delicate and obedient.
After two years of dating, the king mercifully said that he could consider having children.
Yang Xiao felt something was wrong and asked, "Considering having children? Shouldn't you consider marriage first?"
"Well..." said the king, "it's better to be a husband and a child. After a child is born, let's talk about marriage."
Yang Xiao was shocked.
Yang Xiao thought of the various cases in the social news, and said in surprise: "Are you planning to let me get pregnant before we get married? Sir, and then get the certificate for the child??"
"Of course not." The king shook his head.
Yang Xiao breathed a sigh of relief.
Who would have thought that the king still had the second half of his sentence left unfinished.
The king said: "You can only get a certificate if you have a boy."
Yang Xiao: "...What if a girl is born?"
"Then continue to give birth, and when will you get the certificate when the boy is born."
Yang Xiao understood, it seems that this overbearing president has a throne in his family that needs to be inherited urgently.
Yang Xiao immediately said that the game between the two of them was over, and she absolutely couldn't accept the matter of getting on the bus first and then making up the ticket.
The king asked in surprise: "What's wrong with getting on the bus first and then making up the ticket? For work, you go to work first and then pay your salary. When you go to a restaurant, you eat first and then pay for the bill. When you go to the supermarket, you shop first and then pay!"
Yang Xiao said coldly: "So when you are old, I will cremate you first and then wait for you to die?"
"… "
Yang Xiao has always been a resolute person. The day after their relationship broke up, they packed up and moved out of the king's house, and moved in to share a lease with their girlfriends.
She didn't take anything that didn't belong to her, whether it was jewelry, bags, beautiful clothes... She never needed expensive gifts from him, all she needed was a lover who had the same heart.
After the breakup, Yang Xiao changed jobs, from the front to the backstage, he was busier with work, had less hair, and made more money.
Originally, she didn't want to start a second relationship so soon, but sometimes the relationship came so suddenly, she met Yu Huaibo, an associate professor at Hwaseong University of Foreign Languages, at a gathering of friends.
Professor Yu is ten years older than Yang Xiao, and he has a mature taste of time. He has a mild temperament, wears a white shirt and gold-rimmed glasses, and is like a walking hormone generator.
The two have been dating for a year, and their relationship is stable. After serious consideration, Yang Xiao decided to bring Yu Huaibo home to see his parents.
The time is set on this Mid-Autumn Festival, which coincides with the weekend.
To this end, Yang Xiao specially took time to do beauty treatments, and also newly planted false eyelashes. The whole person was radiant and full of happiness that was piled up with money.
When Yang Xiao was putting on makeup in front of the mirror, Tang Shuge answered a phone call from her boss to ask her about her work.
When she hung up the phone, Yang Xiao asked with concern, "Tangtang, how is your new job?"
"The new job is very good! Less overtime and great prospects. The boss said that it is financing now. When the A round is completed, we can lie down and wait for the money!" Tang Shuge said happily.
Yang Xiao was not so optimistic, for fear that this best friend would be fooled and entered the Internet black kiln.
Tang Shuge doesn't know what's going on, but his job luck is bad. For every job she finds, the company will close down within half a year. However, she herself is quite optimistic, saying that Internet companies are rare to survive for a long time. She just eats a meal, as long as the company does not default on wages.
Yang Xiao asked, "What does your company do? What projects do you have?"
Tang Shuge took out his mobile phone, tapped on the screen, and handed it over: "Look, the app developed by our company is a blue ocean!!"
Yang Xiao took a look and saw a sky blue icon on the phone. After opening it, several photos of handsome men popped up, and each photo was marked with a different price.
Yang Xiao was stunned: "... Now that the Cowherd is introduced, can you order takeout?"
"What?" Tang Shuge said, "This is our company's project, a must-have app for urban beauties—'Cloud Sharing Boyfriend'!"
According to her, their company provides a rental boyfriend business, which can cover time, days, and weeks, to help single girls get rid of "crazy suitors", "workplace sexual harassment" and "marriage urging army", from mixed-race to ethnic minorities, From gentle uncles to young wolf dogs, there are all types.
Yang Xiao asked suspiciously: "After all, you are still a Cowherd. Apart from acting and not selling yourself, what is the difference between your company and a nightclub?"
"Of course there is a difference!" Tang Shuge said, "We can still issue tickets!"
Yang Xiao clasped his fists: "I admire!"
…
Today is actually the first anniversary of Yang Xiao and Yu Huaibo dating. They plan to go to the outskirts of the city to soak in hot springs, stay there at night, and drive back to see their parents at noon tomorrow.
The two had an appointment to meet at the gate of Huaibo's school.
Yang Xiao arrived a while early and stood in the shade of the school gate waiting.
She was hesitating whether to call Yu Huaibo when she saw Yu Huaibo's car driving out of the school gate.
Yang Xiao was about to reach out to say hello, when he suddenly found the car slowly parked on the side of the road. A few minutes later, a little girl stepped out of the passenger seat.
The little girl is estimated to be less than 20 years old, dressed very innocently, carrying a backpack, and at first glance she is a student.
Yang Xiao is not the kind of girlfriend who likes to be jealous and cranky. Even if he sees a strange girl walking down from the passenger seat of Yu Huaibo, he will only take him as a hitchhiker.
Yang Xiao approached and happened to hear the conversation between the girl and Yu Huaibo.
The girl said, "Thank you, Professor Yu."
Look, it really is a free-rider student.
Yu Huaibo smiled softly, his eyes were like deep pools of water, which could drown a feather.
Yu Huaibo stared at the young and ignorant little girl and said, "You've already left the school, so you still call me a professor?"
The little girl was not deep in the world, and her face turned red.
But Yang Xiao, who was standing in the shade of the tree and witnessed all this, turned green when the top of his head jumped.
…
Ten minutes later, Yang Xiao came around from the other side of the gate, pretended to be late, and got into Yu Huaibo's car.
Yu Huaibo did not drive immediately, but took a minute to look at his girlfriend carefully.
His eyes are so soft, and being watched by such eyes, any girl will think that she is deeply loved by him.
"You look different today," he said.
Yang Xiao let him look at it casually, and asked with a smile, "What's the difference?"
"I feel more beautiful than the last time we met." Yu Huaibo praised her.
Yang Xiao nodded: "Yes, of course it's beautiful. I only spent one thousand yuan for beauty yesterday and five hundred yuan for eyelashes. It's all in RMB, can it be beautiful?"
Yu Huaibo: "..."
He drove towards the hot spring resort, the two of them had questions and answers along the way, and the atmosphere was harmonious.
The price of this resort is extremely expensive, and the room fee for one night is half a month's salary for Yang Xiaoxiao. If it wasn't for celebrating the anniversary, she would never have booked such an expensive hotel.
The house is quite luxurious, with a separate soup pool in the courtyard, sprinkled with rose petals, very romantic.
Yu Huaibo took off his clothes and put on a bathrobe.
He is over 1.8 meters tall, and because he has been in the classroom all the year round, his skin is very pale, but because he is over thirty-five, it is inevitable that he lacks exercise. Although he is thin, he is dry and shapeless.
When he changed his clothes, Yang Xiao sat aside and watched him. In the past, she thought that "white skinny is better than black fat", but now she felt that she might as well take the money for sleeping with him and spend the night in the museum.
Seeing that she didn't change her clothes, Yu Huaibo urged gently, "Come on, I'll wait for you in the hot spring."
These words are full of hints, which is also the purpose of their two hot spring resorts.
Yang Xiao changed her guilty look and replied, "Before I came out today, I suddenly found out that I had a period..."
When you have a period, you must not be able to soak in the hot springs.
Not only can't soak in hot springs, but also can't have any sex life.
Yu Huaibo was surprised: "How come... Isn't your period on the 5th of every month?"
This time, Yang Xiao was surprised. He already knew that Yu Huaibo was meticulous in his work, but he didn't expect to remember his own physiological period clearly.
Really considerate "good boyfriend".
Yang Xiao's expression did not change, and he said calmly, "I have been busy with work recently, and my schedule is irregular, so I came early."
Speaking of which, today's long-planned romance can only be "wasted".
Yu Huaibo said: "It's a pity, I heard that the hot springs here are very good."
"So you have a good soak for me." Yang Xiao urged, "Let's soak for a while, don't waste money. I made an appointment for a spa, and I will do it now."
So a pair of lovers, one stayed in the house to soak in the hot spring, and the other went to the spa.
Yu Huaibo entered the pool, and his phone was put on the table.
Yang Xiao glanced at it and didn't take it.
Instead, he took away the smartwatch that the other party left on the sink.
This smart watch was given to him by Yang Xiao as a gift. It shares the same network with the mobile phone, and all software is interoperable.
Yang Xiao has never had the habit of checking gangs, nor has he flipped through Huai Bo's cell phone, and has always given him full trust.
But when trust collapses, sometimes it only takes a word, a look, and a moment.
Yang Xiao didn't know Yu Huaibo's password, but she could guess it. His birthday, ID number, phone number... After the fourth attempt, Yang Xiao's job number for Huai Bo was opened.
She lay on the spa bed and clicked on his WeChat.
The screen of the smart watch is very small, and it took Yang Xiao a while to turn to himself.
She is named—*26
There are 25 others before her and 8 more behind.
Yang Xiao first clicked on his chat box and found that his remarks were very long.
*26: Yang Xiao, 25 years old, birthday 0820, Leo, shoe size 36, height 168cm, weight 95-98, menstrual period is on the 5th of every month. Graduated from the Department of Journalism, TV director. Had a boyfriend. Strong character. Only child, native of the city, no marriage room. The parents are retired, have high blood pressure, and take medicine all the year round. The parents have medical insurance and the burden is light. Flat chest, A cup.
Yang Xiao: "…"
She looked down at her A-cup, and thought to herself, I'm so sorry, I feel sorry for him with such a flat chest.
Yang Xiao casually clicked on the number 18, and found that there were more remarks than himself, and the number 18 had a D cup on the chest, which was marked by Yu Huaibo with four exclamation marks.
Yang Xiao zoomed in on the avatar of No. 18 and looked at it. It was indeed a big chest and a beautiful person.
In the chat log, No. 18 Guan Yu Huaibo called her husband.
In fact, it doesn't matter if the husband is not, after all, Yang Xiao only wants Yu Huaibo to be her father-in-law.
She used the screen recording function to record all the criminal evidence. With so many girls, she recorded it for more than half an hour.
Then, she used Huaibo's WeChat to pull all the girls into the same group.
Then, sent a kissing expression.
Then, send the screen recording.
Then, wait for WeChat to explode.
After doing all this, she threw the smartwatch into the hot spring pool.
The little girl who gave her the spa was terrified and asked tremblingly, "Sister, are you crying?"
Yang Xiao closed her eyes and said, "Don't worry, I won't cry for long. My new false eyelashes are expensive, my eye cream is even more expensive, and a dog man is not worthy of making me cry for more than five minutes."
Five minutes later, Yang Xiao wiped away her tears and called her best friend.
"Tangtang, Yu Huaibo and I have broken up." Yang Xiao said, "You can rent a fake boyfriend on the app for me, and accompany me home tomorrow to meet my parents."