Yang Xiao wanted to draw a clear line with Meng Yufan as soon as possible, but sometimes the plans couldn't keep up with the changes.
After all, no one knows which "accident" or "ex-boyfriend" will come first.
…
Although "Midnight Heart" is a small transparent column, it is not enough to do two hundred issues in just one column. The TV station attaches great importance to its 200th special program. Not only has it approved a large amount of money to invite more guests, but even after the editing of the program is completed, it must be reported to the TV station for special review by the leaders.
And every time the leaders review, they can always pick out some mistakes and call them back to let them re-edit and adjust.
After tossing around for a week, I finally finalized the draft and waited for it to be broadcast. As a result, after a night of hard work, it "changed the sky" - news of a male guest who was derailed by fans during pregnancy, and there are still recordings, videos and photos. Real hammer!
The male guest couldn't wash himself clean at all, his reputation plummeted, and he couldn't take care of himself.
The stage urgently ordered them to re-edit the video and cut out all the scenes with the male guest.
What can Yang Xiao do? He can only take Liu Yueyue to the editing room and spend two whole nights with the editor. Finally, he re-cut the episode before the show.
When they stepped out of the TV station under the moonlight, they only felt top-heavy and their brains wouldn't turn.
"Liu, where do you live? I'll take you back." Yang Xiao cheered up and looked at the sleepy assistant, "I have a car and park it there."
"Thank you, Sister Yang!" Liu Yueyue yawned and spat out her address with difficulty. Fortunately, they lived not far away, so they were on the way.
The two walked to the parking lot, the autumn night was heavy, Liu Yueyue shivered, and put her hands in the pockets of her sweater.
Liu Yueyue sniffed and said with emotion: "I have always liked that male guest, and I have watched all his movies, but how could he do such a thing? He cheated on a fan when his wife was pregnant, and he still had one He cheated several times, why is he so thick-skinned?"
"What is this." Yang Xiao said lightly, "I have also seen scumbags who cheated on 34 people at the same time."
"What?!!" Liu Yueyue's eyes widened and she repeated incredulously, "Thirty-four? Even if you pick up one a day, the queue is full for a month, how did he not crash every date?"
Yang Xiao also thought about this. Yu Huaibo is not splitting his legs into squid essence, it is clearly splitting his legs into squid shreds. If he used the energy of his cheating to write a biography and write a book "Teach You How to Plan Your Time", it would definitely sell well.
She has been busy for a few days, and now her brain is too dull to turn. Her mind was almost empty, and she thought about Yu Huaibo blankly.
"—smile!"
Look, she was exhausted and hallucinated, and she actually heard Yu Huaibo's voice in the parking lot at two in the middle of the night.
She didn't stop, and while wandering around the world, she pressed the door key.
The little red Buick's central locking snapped open, the horn beeped loudly, and the headlights flashed—illuminating a dark figure in front of the car.
"Ah!" Liu Yueyue exclaimed, "Who, who are you?"
Yang Xiao was taken aback for a moment, and subconsciously pulled Liu Yueyue over to protect him, the phone turned on the lighting mode, and shot at the figure.
Sure enough, the person who is squatting here is actually Yu Huaibo who is haunted! !
He wears trousers with a shirt, and a classic Burberry trench coat over it. His hair is neatly combed, and he still looks well-dressed. His outfit is not suitable for appearing in the parking lot at two o'clock in the morning, but should appear by the lake, in the park, in any place under the moonlight, and then deceive a little girl's heart.
Yang Xiao looked at him vigilantly and asked, "Yu Huaibo, what are you doing here?"
When she spoke, her right hand slipped into the bag quietly, and touched the anti-wolf spray that she never left.
She had a calm look on her face: "We've broken up, haven't we?"
"Break up?" But Yu Huaibo showed a painful look, and said like a poem, "I love you so much, why do you treat me like this?"
Liu Yueyue, who was behind Yang Xiao, exclaimed in a low voice and asked gossip, "Sister Yang, is this your ex-boyfriend?"
"No." Yang Xiao replied, "This is a venereal disease advertisement on a telephone pole. When I passed by, it stuck to the sole of my shoe, and I finally got rid of it."
Yang Xiao's voice was not loud, but it was still clearly audible in the silent parking lot.
Yu Huaibo's expression twisted for a moment, and he forced himself to calm down again, still looking like a handsome scholar: "Xiaoxiao, I didn't come to quarrel with you today, I came to reason with you."
It's really weird, what's the point in this world that a man needs to run to an empty parking lot in the middle of the night and tell his ex-girlfriend
Yu Huaibo continued: "Do you know how much trouble your impulsive behavior has caused me?" He suddenly turned his head, looked at Liu Yueyue who was hiding behind, and said in a sad and regretful tone: "This young lady , you don't know. Because of a relationship dispute between Yang Xiao and I, she framed me for being mentally ill, sent me to the hospital, and ruined my reputation among my colleagues!"
He deliberately told this matter in front of outsiders, just to discredit Yang Xiao's reputation.
But Liu Yueyue rolled her eyes and said, "You stay here at two o'clock in the morning, I think you are indeed mentally ill!"
Yu Huaibo: "..."
Liu Yueyue asked again: "If you are not sent to a mental hospital, where will you be sent to, the police station?"
Look, it really is the soldiers brought out by Yang Xiao, and their kung fu is first-class.
Yang Xiao interrupted his performance: "Yu Huaibo, you are entirely self-inflicted. I was able to send you to a mental hospital last time, so next time I can send the evidence of your cheating to your hospital - you are an associate professor. , but deliberately lured female students in the department, this kind of teacher morality is a red line, so you want to be expelled from the school?"
"You...!" Yu Huaibo offered a classic quote from a scumbag, "Don't think about it, I really have nothing to do with them! I treat them all as sisters!"
"What do you explain to me? I'm not your mother, it doesn't matter how many younger sisters you have." Yang Xiao didn't give him a look at all, pulling Liu Yueyue to get into the car.
Yu Huaibo could no longer maintain his gentleman appearance, his nature was exposed again, and he stretched out his hand to drag Yang Xiao.
Even though he was thin, he was a man after all. Yang Xiao only weighed more than 90 pounds and was wearing high heels. He couldn't stand still when he was dragged, and he staggered and almost fell.
Seeing that the violence succeeded, Yu Huaibo used more force to pull Yang Xiao. Liu Yueyue rushed to save her in a hurry, but was pushed away by Yu Huaibo.
At a critical moment, Yang Xiao took out the anti-wolf spray from his bag, and it sprayed wildly into Yu Huaibo's eyes.
Yu Huaibo was caught off guard, and subconsciously retracted his hands to cover his eyes, Yang Xiao took the opportunity to take off his high heels, and hit Yu Huaibo with a strong attack.
These classic red-soled high-heeled shoes are expensive, with lambskin soles. Yang Xiao usually is reluctant to wear them on concrete floors, for fear of wearing out the delicate soles. But at this moment, the noble high-heeled shoes turned into the most handy self-defense weapon in the world. When two hammers struck, Yu Huaibo was yelled at by the hammer.
It's like killing a pig.
"What are you doing? Stop fighting!"
The security guard in the parking lot heard the movement and hurried over with a flashlight, but the situation in front of him was a bit unexpected. He saw a well-dressed man kneeling on the ground with blood on his forehead and gasping sounds from his mouth from time to time. . In front of him, a tall girl stood barefoot, with messy hair, holding a pair of high-heeled shoes in both hands. She looked awkward, but the fierceness on her face was daunting.
Seeing the security guard coming, Yang Xiao freed up one hand, used his fingers as a comb, casually straightened the messy curly hair, and straightened the swirling clothes.
She put her high heels back on the ground. Under the eyes of everyone, the girl stepped into the high heels with a pair of jade-white bare feet, and the bright red soles flashed past.
Her feet were close together, heels bumping lightly.
"Don't be stunned." Yang Xiao calmly said to the security guard, "Call the police."
…
The police came faster than expected, but the result was much worse than expected.
After the police learned that Yang Xiao and Yu Huaibo were ex-boyfriends and boyfriends, their expressions were a little embarrassed.
"This... Ms. Yang, we can understand your excitement. But there is indeed no law in our country that can arrest a man just because he cheated on him." The police explained, "Also, you said that he followed you and deliberately ambushed in the parking lot. You, but his testimony on his side said otherwise."
Yang Xiao raised his eyebrows: "Oh? What did he say?"
The policeman said: "He said he wanted to save you..."
Yang Xiao: "Recovering your ex-girlfriend in the parking lot at 2:30 in the morning? Don't you think it's ridiculous? Comrade police officer, I have a colleague here to testify that he used violence against me!"
Liu Yueyue, who had been transparent beside her for a long time, hurriedly raised her hand: "That's right! I prove that he is indeed pulling and pulling on Sister Yang!"
"..." The policeman glanced awkwardly at the murder weapon under her feet, oh no, on the high heels, "This, according to the medical report presented by the hospital, there are multiple wounds on his hands and forehead, and he needs stitches. of."
In clearer terms, he used violence against her? - Unable to prove.
She used violence against him? -unambiguous evidence.
Yang Xiao: "…"
Yang Xiao and Liu Yueyue took notes at the police station and did not leave until 5:00 in the morning, but in the end she only got a "Notice of Not Filing a Case".
She walked out of the police station and looked at the fluffy piece of paper in her hand, feeling extremely ridiculous.
The policeman also sympathized with her and advised her: "This kind of emotional dispute, according to the current laws and regulations, we really can't handle it. You beat him up enough for him to endure. I looked at it, and the wound was not tense. A day and a half, it's not good."
Yang Xiao asked: "Then if he gets better, will he pester me again?"
"Ms. Yang, otherwise, during this time, you will let your male family members, such as father and brother, come to pick you up?"
But Yang Xiao is an only child and has no brothers. And Dad Yang only had a bypass surgery last year, and he was not in good health, so he couldn't let him know about it...
Yang Xiao frowned and found that there was no man around who could help.
Just as she was thinking, Liu Yueyue, who was beside her, looked at her with a pair of big eyes, like a child in an elementary school class who was waiting for the head teacher to ask questions, with the words "Ask me! Hurry up." Ask me!"
Yang Xiao can only ask: "...Liu, do you have any good suggestions?"
Liu Yueyue immediately gave her answer: "Sister Yang, I can recommend someone to you!"
"Oh, who is it?"
"Do you remember what I told you about the boyfriend I rented on the app?"
Yang Xiao: "…"
"The price is clearly marked, the old man is innocent, he is always available, and it is very easy to use!!" Liu Yueyue excitedly sold Amway, "He is 1.94 meters tall, full of muscles, young and strong. Like your ex-boyfriend, It's no problem for him to hit ten one at a time!!"
Yang Xiao: "Wait..."
Liu Yueyue took out her mobile phone and sent it directly to her eyes: "His price is not expensive, and there are also packages to choose from. Sister, I think you might as well hire him for a month, and there are promotions right now. That Yu slag Seeing that your new boyfriend is young, tall and handsome, he will definitely not harass you again!"
Liu Yueyue spoke very fast, and within a few minutes, she had already helped Yang Xiao to calculate the most cost-effective package option.
At this moment, Yang Xiao deeply realized that keeping Liu Yueyue in the "Midnight Heart" column group was a complete waste of her talent. She could obviously go to the TV shopping column to take the lead!
Yang Xiao said embarrassedly: "That, Xiao Liu. I don't think it's urgent, please let me think about it again..."
"What else are you thinking about!" Liu Yueyue said excitedly, "I have an invitation code! Register now, the system will automatically send you two hundred cash vouchers, and I can still get the rebate!"
Yang Xiao: "…"