"The First Moment - Living Together"
Yang Xiao and Meng Yufan decided to officially live together.
After discussing with Tang Shuge, Yang Xiao and Tang Shuge canceled their shared house and moved to a small apartment next to the TV station.
In fact, she and Meng Yufan have lived together for a long time, but this time, she really moved in.
There are more clothes for her four seasons in the wardrobe, a new shoe cabinet for her high heels in the porch, and a mini washing machine on the balcony for washing underwear... Little by little, the house gradually has the taste of home.
It was always inconvenient for Yang Xiao to live with a man who was thirty centimeters taller than him.
For example, before Yang Xiao officially moved in, the drying rack on the balcony was fixed on the roof, and there was no way to lift it up and down. After all, Meng Yufan could reach that height with just a little stretch, but every time Yang Xiao hangs clothes, he has to climb up and down with a stool.
Later, Meng Yufan took over the heavy responsibility of drying clothes.
For another example, the bed in the bedroom was terrifyingly large. During the days when Yang Xiaogang moved in, he had nightmares every night, dreaming that he was lost in the forest and could not find his way out. As for the quilt, that's even bigger. The average double quilt is 1.5 meters x 1.9 meters, but Meng Yufan's quilt is specially made to order, two meters wide and two meters long. Every time Yang Xiao changed the quilt, he was so tired that he was out of breath.
Later, Meng Yufan took on the heavy responsibility of changing the quilt cover.
For example, Meng Yufan's umbrellas are one size larger than normal. Ordinary folding umbrellas could not cover his body at all. He only used straight umbrellas, which opened like a roof and folded like a sword. Once it was raining, Yang Xiao was going to pick up the courier at the gate of the community, so he took Meng Yufan's umbrella, but the courier brother joked with her: "Sister, why did you steal the umbrella from the security guard booth?" Yang Heartbroken with laughter.
Later, Meng Yufan took over the heavy responsibility of picking up the express.
For example...for example...for example.
Later... Later... And later.
Yang Xiao asked Meng Yufan, "We've been living together for so long, and I've been asking and asking questions; what about you, do you feel any inconvenience?"
Meng Yufan thought for a long time - Yang Xiao was so much shorter than her, did it bring inconvenience to his life
No, not at all.
She can't close the window and ask him to help, it's cute. She can't reach the top of the cupboard, so cute. She needs to tiptoe when hanging her coat behind the door, which is cute. She needs to step on a small stool when cooking, which is very cute.
She is only 1.68 meters tall, and she is cute everywhere in his eyes.
However, if Sister Xiaoxiao knew that he secretly called her "little one" in her heart, she would definitely be angry.
After thinking about it, Meng Yufan finally came up with something.
"Sister Xiaoxiao, isn't the shower head in our bathroom the one that can be adjusted up and down?" He stretched out his hand and gestured, "Every time you use the shower head, set it down very low. When I take a shower, that flower The sprinkles can only be sprayed on my chest."
Yang Xiao said cheerfully, "Ok, I wrote it down!"
Later, they successfully negotiated a solution to the problem.
That is - from now on, take a bath together every day.
[Finish]
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"Second Moment - Quarrel"
Meng Yufan and Yang Xiao quarreled. It's all trivial things to say, but it is because of that little thing that can't be more trivial, the two of them staged a full martial arts at home.
Meng Yufan pouted Yang Xiao's ten lipsticks.
Yang Xiao poked and missed Meng Yufan's triple-double AJ.
Meng Yufan got angry and complained, "You actually poke my AJ!"
Yang Xiao akimbo: "I bought all your AJs! I love to poke which pair! I haven't said that you dare to slap my lipstick, how dare you!"
Meng Yufan finally got hold of her and said triumphantly, "I also bought your lipstick! Which one I want to put on!"
Yang Xiao suddenly missed his mouth: "Nonsense! The Death Barbie Powder, Death Fluorescent Yellow, and Death Electro-Light Purple that you bought for me have already been packaged and sold on the salted fish, and I bought all of your pout!"
Meng Yufan: "..." He was injured, so she actually sold all the lipsticks he gave her! And the mental damage this brings is far more uncomfortable than the AJ that she exposed to him.
He ran away from home in a fit of anger and ran to the park stadium in the middle of the night to vent.
The park has always been a gathering place for high school students, but now it's late at night, and the children have long since dispersed, leaving only a few short, fat, decadent, and homely middle-aged men still looking for fun under the basket.
Since he appeared on the show, Meng Yufan has become quite famous, and people greeted and took photos with him wherever he went. However, his popularity is only a small-scale popularity among young people. To this group of middle-aged men who came to the park at midnight to play ball, he was just a stranger.
Meng Yufan asked, "Can you bring me one?"
The middle-aged man with the ball passed it to him, even if he was allowed to join.
This is Meng Yufan's first time playing health basketball on the street. The so-called health basketball, the focus is not on basketball, but on health.
Everyone passes the ball slowly, dribbles the ball slowly, and shoots slowly... Now the office life is too boring, and the number of steps on WeChat does not exceed 100 steps a day. Only when you come to the basketball court at night can you make the number of steps on WeChat not at the bottom.
Meng Yufan listened to the group of middle-aged people chatting while playing ball.
When people reach middle age, they each have their own troubles. Cars, houses, bills, children, wives, everything has to worry about.
This one said: "The child's school organizes a summer camp to go to the United States, and they have to pay 50,000 yuan for half a month. The wife said that the child cannot be allowed to lose at the starting line."
The one said, "The old man is sick and hospitalized, and his wife is expecting a second child... It's annoying to run back and forth between the two wards every day."
The third said: "My family is urging marriage. Now I have six kisses every weekend. Everyone is riding a donkey to find a horse."
Several people complained for a while, and finally they all focused on Meng Yufan.
"What about you? Young man, you came to play ball in the middle of the night. What happened?"
Meng Yufan was stunned for a while, and mechanically slapped the basketball with his right hand. Suddenly, he threw the basketball in the direction of the basket, turned and ran.
The basketball crossed a beautiful parabola from the night sky, and under the gaze of the street lamp, it swiped into the net in the air, and then fell to the ground with a bang.
…
Yang Xiao squatted in front of the shoe cabinet, looking at the three pairs of AJs who had leaked air from her poking, and worriedly searched the mobile phone on Baidu "What should I do if my sneakers leaked?" "Can the lipstick resold on Xianyu be recovered?" "Boyfriend How to coax when you're angry."
She was very happy during the quarrel, but after the quarrel, she regretted it. Thinking of Meng Yufan's injured expression when she ran out, Yang Xiao's guilt rose up.
Sure enough, the quarrel was refreshing, and the husband was chased by the crematorium. I only heard that a flat tire can be repaired, but I have never heard that air-cushioned shoes can be repaired.
She was worried when suddenly, the security door was pulled open.
Meng Yufan had a chill in the middle of the night, he rushed over and hugged her tightly.
Yang Xiao was startled, and hugged him conditionedly: "Where have you been? Why is it so cold? I ran out in the middle of the night without a phone, and I thought you wouldn't be back tonight."
Meng Yufan suddenly said, "I like to quarrel with you."
Yang Xiao: "… Huh?"
Meng Yufan: "I really feel safe arguing with you."
Yang Xiao: "… Huh?"
Meng Yufan: "Although you sold the lipstick I gave you, smashed my sneakers, and quarreled with me, I love you so much!"
Yang Xiao: "… Huh?"
The young man looked at her pitifully with a pair of dog eyes: "Did you not love me after a fight with me?"
Yang Xiao nodded without hesitation: "Love, of course love, always love."
Love it like you love hot milk tea in winter, love it like the light on your pillow in the morning, love it like a detective novel that decides to be interesting.
It is because of love that they quarrel over trivial matters. He would run away from home in a fit of anger, and she would squat in the house and annoyed alone.
If you don't love, these messy thoughts will cease to exist.
[Finish]
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"The Third Moment - Getting Fat"
After Tang Sugar became a full-time writer, he became more and more nerdy. Sometimes she was so busy with drafts that she didn't even have time to walk the dog, so she could only send the Great Sage to Yang Xiao's house.
As soon as we met that day, Tang Shuge shouted and said, "Xiaoxiao, why did your face become so round and your belly became so bulging... God, you're not pregnant, right!"
Yang Xiao: "..." She touched her stomach awkwardly, "This is not pregnancy, this is pizza."
Meng Yufan had to strictly control what he eats during the competition. He could only eat boiled fish, beef and chicken every day. But he is very greedy. Every time he goes home, he buys a bunch of food in large and small bags. He can't eat it himself, and he doesn't want to waste it, so he simply asks Yang Xiao to eat it.
Yang Xiao didn't have the habit of eating supper at first, but Meng Yufan just "cultivated" this bad habit.
Yang Xiao eats grilled skewers on Monday, hand-picked cakes on Tuesday, cold skin on Wednesday, and fried chicken on Thursday...
As she ate, she ate out her belly.
Yang Xiao took the dog leash from Tang Shuge's hand and breathed a long sigh of relief: "The Great Sage has been living in my house during this time! I will walk it once in the morning and once in the evening, and the fat on my body will be very fast. You can go down!"
As a result, things backfired. Yang Xiao only insisted on getting up two days earlier and never got up to walk the dog again.
The heavy responsibility of walking the dog was entrusted to Meng Yufan.
He has to run long distances in the morning and evening. He puts Dasheng's dog leash on his wrist and runs with Dasheng. Every day his WeChat steps are the first in the circle of friends.
A week later, Don Sugar hurriedly picked up the dog.
Yang Xiao asked blankly, "Didn't you say that you have to catch up on drafts recently and don't have time to walk the dog?"
Tang Shuge replied, "Your Meng Yufan has to run more than 10,000 steps a day. I don't know if his body can handle it. I don't think the dog's body can handle it!"
Yang Xiao: "…"
Take a closer look, it seems that the great sage has been tired and thin during the time he came to his house...
However, Meng Yufan only works so hard during the season; during the off-season, his weight has skyrocketed, and his beautiful chocolate abs has changed from eight to one.
When Tang Shuge met them again, he almost didn't recognize them.
Tang Shuge was shocked: "Wait, I only heard that marriage makes people fat, how can dating make people fat?"
Meng Yufan giggled.
Tang Shuge looked at his girlfriend again, stared at the fat on her lower abdomen, and asked her, "What's in your stomach this time? Burger? Fried chicken? Milk tea?"
"Neither." Yang Xiao cleared his throat and spit out two words, "It's a child."
Tang Shuge: "...????"
Yang smiled and said, "Yes, I'm pregnant."
[Finish]
Chapter 102 The last episode! "40 Little Things About Weddings"
1.
The day after the pregnancy test stick showed two bars, Yang Xiao and Meng Yufan hurried to get the certificate, not even picking a date.
It turned out to be very coincidental that this day was actually the day the two met for the first time.
Sure enough, everything in this world is doomed. Yang Xiao a year ago would never have imagined that she would walk into the marriage hall with her rented temporary boyfriend.
The moment he walked out of the Civil Affairs Bureau, Yang Xiao looked at the "married" red stamp on the household registration book. Before he could get used to his new identity, Meng Yufan had already started planning the wedding in a hurry.
2.
Yang Xiao just wanted to make things simple, but Meng Yufan was very stubborn and had to give her a romantic and grand wedding.
3.
Because Yang Xiao was pregnant, Meng Yufan was afraid that she would be too tired, so she simply took everything in her hands and took care of it.
Meng Yufan promised: "You don't need to worry about anything, as long as you appear beautifully at the wedding that day, that's enough!"
4.
The wedding was chosen at a holiday estate in the suburbs, and the date was set on New Year's Day.
Yang Xiao asked, "When my colleagues and friends hold weddings, they all have to book a location a year in advance. How can you temporarily book such a popular place?"
Meng Yufan said modestly, "Because I am the second generation of the rich."
5.
The bridesmaids and groomsmen will each choose two people, one flower girl and one flower dog.
Needless to say, the flower dog is naturally the great sage of the golden retriever. They even arranged a beauty bath and spa for him to groom him. When that time comes, they will ensure that he will be neatly groomed and become the prettiest pup in the entire wedding.
6.
Flower Boys and they invited the Guard's eldest brother's daughter, who is six years old and in the first grade. Because her parents are both basketball players, her height broke through 1.5 meters early, which is a lot taller than her peers.
After Ding Man was arrested, the big guard guard sent Ding Man to the dock and asked him to be held responsible for intentionally hurting people on the field. Ding Man lost the lawsuit and lost a sum of money. The big brother took the money to "early retire" and left the original team. Now he is working as a children's physical fitness trainer in a children's education institution. Although it is not as beautiful as before, but there is plenty of time, and there is more time to spend with my daughter.
7.
As for the bridesmaids group, Yang Xiao handed the invitation to Liu Yueyue and Tang Shuge.
After Liu Yueyue received the invitation, she fell into sorrow.
Seeing her frowning, Yang Xiao asked her, "What's the matter? Is it time to schedule? If it's inconvenient, say it directly, don't be embarrassed to refuse me."
"Sister Yang, you chose me as a bridesmaid, I'm really excited, very happy, and very happy, but..." Liu Yueyue said, "By then, won't I become the shortest person in the audience? Da Meng The best man you invited should be a basketball team member he knows? I am only 1.55 meters tall, and I was standing next to the best man who was 2 meters tall. Those who didn’t know it thought the best man was carrying a water bottle!”
Yang Xiao never thought that she would be troubled by her height problem. After persuading her for a long time, Liu Yueyue finally sacrificed her face and accepted.
8.
Unsurprisingly, the best man Meng Yufan invited was Xu Dong and Feng Xiang.
9.
Yang Xiao: "Speaking of which, how is Xu Dong's grandfather doing? What is Xu Dong doing recently? Do you want to continue playing basketball?"
Meng Yufan: "His grandfather's condition is fairly stable. Xu Dong plans to take the public exam and go to the Sports Bureau."
Yang Xiao: "???"
Meng Yufan: "He did well in the culture class. After all, he is the only person in our team who has passed CET 6 in his undergraduate degree!"
This is not a bad ending.
10.
Yang Xiao: "Speaking of CET-6. Did you pass CET-4 last year? I tutored you for so long, why haven't I seen your CET-4 certificate?"
Meng Yufan turned to him: "... uh... aren't we talking about the best man and bridesmaids?"
11.
Yang Xiao did not want to marry.
She doesn't want to marry a scumbag who has never passed CET 4! ! ! ! ! ! !
12.
On the day of the gauze trial, the groom, bride, best man, and bridesmaids were all dispatched.
The first time the best man and the bridesmaids met, the scene was particularly embarrassing.
13.
After seeing Liu Yueyue, Xu Dong asked curiously, "The flower girl is also here to try on clothes today?"
Liu Yueyue: "..."
Liu Yueyue jumped up and kicked Xu Dong's knee.
Xu Dong died tragically.
14.
On the other side, Tang Shuge circled around Feng Xiang with pen and paper.
Feng Xiang thought he had met a female fan, and asked proudly, "Why, do you want an autograph?"
Who would have thought that Tang Shuge would not play cards according to common sense, and asked him: "Who wants the autograph? Do you want the autograph of the new female romance writer?"
Feng Xiang: "...?" He was inexplicable, "You don't want my signature, why are you going around me with pen and paper?"
Tang Shuge: "I'm preparing for my next article, and when I see you, I feel inspired. The next article is about a playboy who travels to the world of Jin Yong, and then uses science and technology to change the world of martial arts, making achievements and making soap. , making glass, making medicines…”
"Oh? Then you have to arrange a few more heroines for me. What a savage princess, a devilish witch, a gentle saint, a caring little maid... I think it would be good to directly transmigrate into Wei Xiaobao."
"You misunderstood." Tang Shuge said sincerely, "Before you pierced the soul, you practiced the sword technique of warding off evil spirits."
"… "
15.
When Tang Shuge and Liu Yueyue met for the first time, they hit it off.
Because their mobile phone screens are actually the same idol!
16.
The two held hands and looked at each other with tears in their eyes.
Tang Shuge screamed: "Have you watched my husband's new MV? I'm going to be stunned by my man's hormones across the screen! So handsome, so handsome, so handsome!"
Liu Yueyue is also screaming: "Of course I see it! My daughter is the most beautiful in the world, the most charming in the universe, mother's little princess, sister's good sister!"
Tang Shuge: "... Hehe."
Liu Yueyue: "... Hehe."
The friendship between the two that existed only for three seconds was shattered.
17.
Yang Xiao heard their noisy world change color and had to come out to preside over justice.
"Don't you two share the same idol? You also like him, and you also like him. Why can't you two be friends?"
Tang Shuge said righteously: "The clay plastic powder lard is blinded, and I have nothing to talk about with her."
Liu Yueyue snorted coldly: "I tell you, I can be a man, but my idol must be a woman!!!!"
Yang Xiao: "…"
She shouldn't have chosen two bridesmaids in the first place.
18.
They quarreled, but they did not delay business. Yang Xiao hesitated between several wedding dresses, and finally chose a mermaid wedding dress with an elegant and pure shape at the suggestion of the bridesmaids.
Silk outlines the girl's exquisite curves, thin suspenders are buckled on the slender shoulders, and the fabrics on the chest are stacked without being cumbersome. The whole wedding dress is clean and elegant, making her look like a lily in full bloom.
Yang Xiao was very satisfied with this wedding dress, but Meng Yufan's eyes turned red when he saw it.
Yang Xiao was taken aback: "What's the matter? Is it because I don't look good in clothes?"
Meng Yufan's tears fell: "Woooooooo... no no no no, you are so beautiful! I found that I love you even more than yesterday!"
Yang Xiao: "…"
Come on, so cute.
Now I want to hold a wedding and send it to the bridal chamber!
19.
The young couple discussed writing the guest list.
Yang Xiao invited a table of classmates, a table of colleagues, a table of friends, plus relatives and colleagues from Mom and Dad Yang, she finally listed six tables.
Meng Yufan can only invite classmates and teammates, and they can sit down at two tables, but Meng's father and Meng's mother gave them a complete "big surprise".
They actually made a long list, and there were fifty tables of guests! The partners from the company, but the employees in the company, they can't wait to tell the world that their son is getting married!
Meng Yufan was helpless: "Dad, Mom. Why don't you just hold my wedding at the company's annual meeting if you keep doing this?"
Dad Meng actually took it seriously: "Huh? Do you want to hold a wedding at the company's annual meeting? It's okay."
20.
Meng Yufan made the list all over, making Dad Meng a pity for a while.
twenty one.
In fact, Yang's father and Yang's mother were shocked when they knew that the Meng family was so rich.
The in-laws are so rich, do they count as high
Dad Yang sighed: "I didn't expect that I am so old, and there is still a day when father and daughter are precious!"
twenty two.
Yang's mother said that Yang's father was recently reading a novel about the struggle of the harem.
Even tm is a woman's text.
twenty three.
On the day of picking up the marriage, Yang Xiao and the sister group agreed that they were not allowed to play those strange games, and they must not toss people. The meaning became.
Cheng Ji rolled her eyes: "After all, you just feel distressed."
Yang Xiao calmly said, "My husband, of course I feel distressed!"
twenty four.
The relatives of the Yang family had actually set up a lot of checkpoints. Who would have thought that the bridegroom would rush in with a group of two-meter-tall boys, and the relatives of the Yang family would not be left behind.
25.
Yang Xiao's uncle: "Are these bandits here to rob relatives??"
26.
The sister group only kept one game, and that was finding wedding shoes.
Only the bride wearing her wedding shoes can be picked up by the groom.
The sisterhood hid their wedding shoes in a hard-to-find place.
They won't tell him the clue unless Meng Yufan comes out with enough red envelopes to impress them.
27. After Meng Yufan entered the room, he looked at Yang Xiao's bare feet and snapped his fingers calmly.
The best man brought a shoe box.
——That's right, Meng Yufan brought a pair of wedding shoes! ! !
28.
Sisters: "… "
Yang Xiao said vigilantly, "...not AJ, right?"
29.
Fortunately, it's not AJ, Yang Xiao can't imagine himself wearing AJ on the red carpet.
Meng Yufan chose a pair of shiny silver wedding shoes with a crystal rose.
It's really beautiful.
It's also really good tm expensive.
30.
Meng Yufan knelt down on one knee and put on Yang Xiao's wedding shoes.
Then she was carried out of her parents' house in the posture of a princess hug.
This is a small custom when getting married. When the groom picks up the kiss, the bride's feet cannot fall to the ground, and the groom can only carry or hold it on his back.
Because Yang Xiao had a baby in her belly and her lower abdomen was slightly bulging, Meng Yufan was worried that she would press on the baby, so she carried her out in a princess hug.
But the silk dress on Yang Xiao's body was too slippery, and before Meng Yufan walked out of the room, Yang Xiao slipped down from his arms.
31.
Meng Yufan was so frightened that he hurriedly threw her upside down.
"Bang!"
Yang Xiao's head hit the roof light.
32.
Tall men are not suitable for romance.
33.
Yang Xiao: "You are not allowed to play games with children in the future!!!! I am afraid that his head will hit the electric fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Meng Yufan: "Hey."
34.
Yang Xiao really didn't care about the upcoming wedding at all. On the way to the hotel, she suddenly became nervous.
She asked Meng Yufan to reveal it to her.
But Meng Yufan said nothing.
Yang Xiao: "Can you at least tell me what the entrance song is? Don't choose too tear-jerking. I'm married, not a monk, and I don't want to see my parents cry."
Meng Yufan said mysteriously, "I chose someone who has something to do with you!"
35.
It's "can you feel the love tonight".
Yang Xiao wanted to break his head, but he couldn't figure out what this song had to do with him.
Their wedding wasn't held at night
36.
"Because this is the theme song for The Lion King, and you're a Leo, you're as brave as a lion. I love you as a lion."
37.
Day, so naive.
day, so romantic.
38.
The beautiful and expensive wedding shoes that Meng Yufan gave Yang Xiao were too difficult to wear.
Yang Xiao wore it for five minutes, and then frayed his heel.
It's blood-stained red.
39.
In the end, there was really no way, Meng Yufan contributed his big AJ like a boat.
40.
In the end, she still wore his favorite basketball shoes and married her favorite man.
[Finish]