"What?!!! Break up?!!!!"
Tang Shuge, who was chasing the drama on the sofa, immediately sat up. He didn't even care about eating half of the watermelon in his arms, and hurriedly asked, "Break up? Why did you break up? Isn't today your one-year anniversary?"
As a best friend, Tang Shuge was very concerned about Yang Xiao: "You guys quarreled? So you want to break up?"
Yang Xiao asked calmly: "Tangtang, you and I have known each other for more than ten years. Do you think I am the kind of person who can get overwhelmed with enthusiasm?"
Tang Shuge thought about it carefully. Although Yang Xiao had a hot temper, everything she did was carefully thought out. She decided to break up with Yu Huaibo, and there must be a reason for her to do so.
"Why is that?" Tang Shuge was confused.
Yang Xiao had nothing to hide. In a few simple words, he told his best friend what happened tonight.
When she said that "there are more than 30 confidantes in Yu Huaibo's WeChat", Tang Shuge exploded with anger.
"Trash! Bastard! Shameless!" Tang Shuge said angrily, "I really think he is a lover, it's been 9102 years, and he still thinks about hugging and enjoying the blessings of all people??"
Tang Shuge added: "Xiaoxiao, you can't spare him lightly. If you want me to say, pulling all his girlfriends into a group is just the first step. You can post an anonymous post and expose the good deeds he has done. On their school's forum, I will copy another copy to the school leaders..."
"No need." Yang Xiao interrupted her, "Those girls are all victims like me, and some of them are even his students. If I rashly expose it, those straight male cancer keyboard warriors on the Internet might praise Yu Huaibo 'has the ability', and turned to laugh at those innocent girls who were deceived."
After listening to her explanation, Tang Shuge gradually calmed down and said with sincere admiration: "Xiaoxiao, you are really amazing, if I encounter this kind of thing, all my senses must be fed to the dog, maybe I will use scissors to cut it now. His little JJ is gone."
"At least you're right about one thing." Yang said with a smile.
"What's up?"
"He's really a little JJ." Yang smiled sarcastically, "Not only is JJ small, but he is often masculine. I thought it was because he was too busy with work, but now I know that it was because he used his kidneys too much and had premature ejaculation at a young age. "
"… "
The two girlfriends chatted for a while, and soon turned to the topic. Yang Xiao asked Tang Shuge to help her rent a boyfriend on the app and meet directly downstairs at her house tomorrow.
Tang Shuge patted his chest: "No problem, wrap it on me!" She asked, "What do you want from your boyfriend? Let me see... Now there is a mixed-race model on special offer, what do you think?"
"Not so good." Yang Xiao was speechless, "I'm not looking for a real boyfriend anyway, as long as it's a man, alive, and can help me deal with my parents tomorrow."
Yang's parents have high blood pressure. Last year, her father had a heart bypass operation, which could not be stimulated. Yang Xiao had already agreed with her parents in advance that she would bring her boyfriend home. If she told them that her boyfriend cheated and the two broke up, the old couple's body would definitely not be able to support it.
Fortunately, she can also "cloud share" her boyfriend.
…
Yang Xiao finished arranging tomorrow's affairs, and it happened that the spa was also finished.
She got up and got dressed, and the girl in the mirror was glowing.
She looked at the mirror and told herself softly, "Yang Xiao, you are the one who has the last laugh, but don't be knocked down by such a small setback."
After all, she went straight back to her room.
This resort covers a large area, with only twelve holiday homes in total, each with its own butler.
When she walked to the door, she saw her exclusive housekeeper with five security guards standing there, frowning at the door of the room, each with a worried expression on their faces.
"What's wrong?" Yang Xiao asked.
The exclusive butler turned around when he heard the sound, and saw Yang Xiao, wrapped in a bathrobe, walking from the other end of the corridor, he was surprised at first, and then overjoyed: "Miss Yang? Are you not in the room?"
"No." Yang said with a smile, "I went to the spa, why are you all around the door of my room?"
It was only after Yang Xiao approached and heard various voices from the room that he understood.
Although there was a door to block it, it couldn't stop the hysterical roar of the man in the room.
"Yang Xiao, you ****, you actually plotted against me, I must show you a good look!!" Yu Huaibo in the room had long since tore up his disguise, cursing and throwing things in the room.
Because he made too much noise, the exclusive housekeeper thought he was using violence against Yang Xiao, so the housekeeper called the security guard, hesitating whether to break into the house to save people.
Seeing Yang Xiao's return, the housekeeper hurriedly said, "Miss Yang, you'll be fine, your boyfriend is..." He whispered, "...do we need to call the police?"
Yang Xiao's heart moved, and he immediately deduced the chain reaction caused by the alarm.
Even if the police came, the police couldn't arrest Yu Huaibo for cheating on him thirty times. Moreover, Yu Huaibo just smashed things and didn't really use violence against Yang Xiao. As long as he had the money to pay for the loss of the resort, he could still get away with it.
... But just spare him
Yang Xiao looked at the housekeeper and the strong security guards, sighed leisurely, and said silently, "Don't call the police, call... 120."
Butler: "Huh?"
Yang Xiao lowered his head and said in a low voice, "My boyfriend actually has a serious schizophrenia and is prone to hallucinations. He had been taking medicine to control it well, but he fell ill after I left for such a short time. ."
Along with her "explanation", Yu Huaibo's frantic roar continued inside the door, which was really "conclusive evidence".
The housekeeper immediately nodded, looking at Yang Xiao with even more pity.
—Such a good girl, but such a schizophrenic man!
He hurriedly called 120 and told the operator that there was a violent schizophrenic patient in the resort, and the hospital took it very seriously. But within ten minutes, several fully armed staff arrived with restraints. .
The housekeeper opened the door with the spare room card, only to see Yu Huaibo standing in the middle of the messy room. The vases and murals in the room were all broken, and the quilts and pillows were taken apart and thrown into the hot spring pool. The whole room was covered with cotton.
As soon as the door opened, Yu Huaibo's eyes were red, and when he saw Yang Xiao outside the door, he didn't care about other people outside the door, and he was about to rush up with his teeth and claws.
Yang Xiao never thought that this gentle-looking man who had been with him for a year had such a crazy and terrible side. She just dismantled the more than 30 cages he woven with love words, and he simply tore off his mask.
It is said that knowing the person knows the face but not the heart, and now Yang Xiao finally sees him clearly.
"Yang Xiao," Yu Huaibo cursed, "I'm going to kill you!"
Facing the man rushing up, Yang Xiao took a step back calmly, revealing the medical staff who were behind her.
Immediately afterwards, the medical staff and several tall security guards swarmed up and pressed Yu Huaibo to the ground.
Yu Huaibo: "???"
He seemed to have been splashed with cold water, calmed down instantly, and asked in shock, "Who are you?"
The doctor didn't speak, but Yu Huaibo saw the name of the hospital's psychiatry department printed on his white coat.
Yu Huaibo yelled, "Let go of me! I'm not mentally ill!! I'm a university professor! I'm not mentally ill!"
The two doctors didn't change their expressions at all. They slapped him with tranquility, and saw the man who was just like a mad dog suddenly fell asleep.
…
This night can only be described by the word "chicken flying and dog jumping".
Yang Xiao first used the card in Huai Bo's wallet to cross out the loss of his smashed holiday house, and then rushed to the hospital to pay the hospital fee for him.
As for the bed? It is impossible to stay in bed in this life.
Yang Xiao directly used Huai Bo's mobile phone to call the superior leader of their college, saying that he was in the hospital and needed someone to take care of him.
The school leader was taken aback and asked, "Which hospital?"
Yang Xiao replied, "The Department of Psychiatry of Anding Hospital."
School leader: "... ???" Professor Yu, a good scientific research backbone, how did he enter the psychiatry department? ?
Yu Huaibo is not from this city, and his family is not around. If it wasn't for what happened last night, he could just call one-third of his girlfriends over to accompany him to the bed. But now there is no one around him, and the school can only send someone to the hospital to see him.
Before hanging up, the college leader asked Yang Xiao: "We know the situation. I don't know who you are? What's your name?"
"I'm not someone like him." Yang Xiao replied calmly, "My name is Lei Feng."
…
Yang Xiao hadn't slept all night, and his temples throbbed in pain.
But she's still in good spirits, and there's still a tough battle left this weekend.
She went home first, changed her clothes, and touched up her makeup carefully. Tang Shuge was awakened by her and came out of his bedroom in a daze.
Tang Shuge hugged the pillow with the idol's head on it. He was so sleepy that he couldn't stand up, and he was still caring about his girlfriend: "Xiaoxiao, are you alright?"
"What can I do?" Yang Xiao lowered his head and picked out the lipstick box, flicked a Dior 999 with his fingers, stopped, and picked it up.
It is said that the choice of lipstick color can tell the character of a girl. For example, like Tang Shuge, it is very suitable for a clear grapefruit color, which will make her cute and cute, very lively and girly.
Yang Xiao, on the other hand, prefers lipsticks with a color like blood. Just like herself, she has an extraordinary temperament and is capable and neat.
Yang Xiao twisted her lips and drew the peaks of her lips in front of the mirror. The lipstick has a delicate paste and draws a dazzling red on the lips. In the mirror, she could not see a trace of fatigue, and her eyes were bright.
Tang Shuge was relieved when she saw that everything was as usual, rubbing his eyes and muttering sleepily: "I have already rented your boyfriend for you... We will meet at the gate of your parents' community at 11:30. You are in a hurry to find the veterans with high praise, and this is a newcomer, but the photos look very spirited and should not be revealed."
"Okay, trouble you." Without the help of his best friend, Yang Xiao wouldn't be able to get through this difficulty today.
…
Yang Xiao went to the garage to pick up the car, kicked the accelerator and ran to his parents' house.
She lives in the north of the city, but the TV station she works for is far away in the west of the city. In order to get a few more hours of sleep every morning, and not need to travel more than half of the capital to get home after working overtime, she moved out of the house as soon as she graduated.
Tang Shuge was her junior high school classmate. She was in the Internet company 996. The two rented a suite together, and they usually took care of them.
Yang Xiao drove a small red Buick, the price was not expensive, but every penny was earned by himself, and he didn't ask for help from his family. She has good driving skills, and she drove through the rushing traffic for more than half an hour, and soon arrived at the gate of her parents' house.
She looked at her watch, it was only eleven o'clock—there was still half an hour before her appointment with Yunxian's boyfriend.
She pulled over, turned off the engine, and sat in the car alone, quietly sorting out her thoughts.
From yesterday to now, it has only been ten hours, but her seemingly perfect life has been turned upside down in an instant.
She personally took revenge on the scumbag, isn't it cool
cool, very cool.
But she couldn't help recalling over and over what happened to him and Yu Huaibo over the past year.
She couldn't believe it, why did Yu Huaibo use the same means to play with other girls' feelings while being meticulous to her
Yang Xiao has never been a love brain. On the contrary, in her life planning, family, friends, and career are all ranked before "love".
But unfortunately, she has fallen into a terrible relationship twice in a row, wasting time and feelings on scumbags.
She sighed, feeling an indescribable exhaustion welling up in her heart.
She clearly said that such a delicate beauty would never cry, but her tears fell out again unknowingly. Yang Xiao sat in the car and cried silently for a while. She cried out five false eyelashes that she had just planted. She seemed to see the RMB leaving her, and she felt even more uncomfortable.
She was falling down when she suddenly heard a loud applause from the side of the road.
The applause and whistles were mixed together, Yang Xiao raised his head, looked out the car window subconsciously, and saw a few boys playing basketball on the community basketball court not far away.
Because this community is a family home, the neighbors are familiar with each other. Yang Xiao recognized several of the young faces, all of them high school students in the same community. Time flies so fast. Yesterday, they were like stalkers, calling behind her "Sister Xiaoxiao", but in the blink of an eye, they all grew into big boys.
And among the group of high school students, there was one figure that stood out.
It was a tall young man, more than half a head taller than the boys around him. Yang smiled and estimated that the young man should be far more than 1.9 meters tall.
He was wearing a simple T-shirt and jeans, with short shaggy hair, his sideburns pushed up at an angle, and there were beads of sweat hanging from the ends of his hair.
The basketball was flying under his hands. Like magic, he broke through the defensive line of those high school students at a tricky angle, rushed to the basket with ease, then jumped high and scored a neat goal. .
After he dunked, he grabbed the hoop and swung in a showy way, his body jumped forward with inertia, and fell back into the crowd lightly.
After landing, he was quickly surrounded by the surrounding teammates. They surrounded him, gave him high fives one by one, and celebrated the victory.
He put his arms around a teammate's neck, raised his neck and laughed wantonly, with a smugness unique to young people.
- very flamboyant, but not offensive.
Yang Xiao's tears stopped long ago. She looked in the direction of the basketball court and watched game after game unknowingly.
She is not interested in all sports. At the age of fifteen or sixteen, Tang Shuge had a crush on Bancao, and every time Bancao played basketball, she would drag Yang Xiao to watch the game. But Yang Xiao felt that it was boring to watch a few boring men chasing a boring ball running around the field, so he might as well go back to self-study.
After all, Yang Xiao hasn't watched a basketball game for seven or eight years.
Unexpectedly, she would sit in the car and watch a basketball game today, 12 hours after her lovelorn.
It turned out that it wasn't that she didn't like basketball—it was that she didn't like badly played basketball.
She subconsciously chased the tall figure, watching the young man running on the court, the hot wind blowing through his fluttering hair, just like a youthful appearance.
… The current high school students are developing so well
She was trying to figure this out when the phone in her bag suddenly rang.
She took it out and found that it was a WeChat message from Tang Shuge.
Sugar: Have you met your cloud sharing boyfriend
sugar: [cute] [naughty]
sugar: woman, are you still satisfied with what you see
Yang Xiao: "…"
Oops, I was so fascinated by the wild little handsome guy that I forgot to get down to business.
Tang Shuge had already sent the mobile phone number of the shared boyfriend, Yang Xiao saw that it was half past eleven, and hurriedly called the Yun boyfriend.
The phone rang three times.
beep.
beep.
beep.
The call was picked up—
"Hello?" Yang Xiao stared at the basketball court while talking on the phone.
Coincidentally, the "Slam Dunk" on the basketball court also went to the sidelines and started answering the phone.
Yang Xiao retracted his gaze and concentrated on talking on the phone. "Hello sir, I'm..."
"I know," said a nice baritone voice on the other end of the phone with a smile, "you are my girlfriend."