On Sunday night, Comrade Tang Shuge finished her takeout comfortably and threw the garbage into the kitchen. She rolled up her sleeves and sat in front of the computer, and began to create her latest work with confidence.
"Become a great god! Six thousand daily changes! Lots of collections! Sell copyrights!" She screamed in the sky and made a promise.
Her roar was so penetrating, Yang Xiao in the other room heard it, and she was so noisy that she closed the bedroom door.
Based on Yang Xiao's understanding of this best friend, she started to get distracted every time she typed for less than 20 minutes, and she would brush her phone if she couldn't last for an hour.
Unless God takes pity on the salted fish, it would be a dream for Tang Shuge to become a great god.
As Yang Xiao expected, in less than an hour, Tang Shuge had already put his feet on the table, his entire body weight was leaning on the seat back, and then he began to brush comfortably in this acrobatic posture. cell phone.
Recently, Tang Shuge has become addicted to short video software. Thirty-second videos are short, but kill time the fastest.
Tang Shuge repeated the actions of liking, refreshing, liking, and refreshing, and the small videos passed by his eyes without thinking.
Suddenly, her eyes widened, and she stared blankly at the screen on her phone—
@User Xiao AA sauce: Too South, I am too South! Can the world be more cruel to single dogs?
The video was shot in an indoor stadium with loud human voices in the background. Just where the camera was focused, a tall figure in a basketball uniform was walking towards the center of the basketball court.
Just then, a girl chased up from behind and stopped in front of him.
She didn't know what to say to him, and the next second, she stood on tiptoe and he bowed his head—
- "Ahhhh!" Tang Shuge screamed, the legs of the upturned chair lost her balance instantly, and she fell to the bedroom floor after a loud bang.
Hearing the movement in her room, Yang Xiao hurried over.
She saw her best friend lying on her back like a stranded sea turtle.
"Tangtang, what's wrong with you? Didn't you fall on your head? Get up!" Yang Xiao was impatient, reaching out to help her.
"No... Wait, I'm fine!" Tang Shuge held up his phone, "Look at this first!"
"When did you still let me watch the video? You won't really break your head, will you?"
"No, you must watch this!" Tang Shuge didn't help her at all, and got up from the ground with a grunt, "Look, is the person in this video you, and the one next to us is our company's little wolf dog? "
"..." Yang Xiao was startled, and then he turned his attention from his girlfriend to her phone.
The mobile phone was playing the short video diligently: the girl in the picture rushed to her lover and gently kissed him on the chest.
One is tall and the other is slim, and the figures of the two are close to each other, and anyone can see that they are a young couple in love.
Because the photographer was sitting in the auditorium and was still far away from the stadium, the picture taken was not very clear. But for Tang Shuge, who was familiar with Yang Xiao, he recognized his best friend at a glance.
After the video was played, it soon entered the second and third rounds of automatic loop playback.
Yang Xiao stared at this video and watched it several times, an indescribable wonder spread in his heart. I really didn't expect that she would be able to revisit that day from the perspective of others.
Yang Xiao flipped through the comments again, and the broadcaster who took the video explained that she was taken by her father at the weekend to be a spectator at the employees' family sports meeting, but she accidentally filmed this lemon-eating scene!
The comments are filled with all kinds of comments.
@User A: I don't know why, I watched this video eight times, and my aunt laughed the whole time! ! What kind of fairy operation is a girl kissing a jersey! Too good, right? ? ? It makes me blush more than a kiss! !
@User B: Where did your boyfriends come from? Did you buy it from Taobao? Free shipping
@User C: Mingming said yesterday that I want to give up sugar and lose weight, but today my sugar content exceeds the standard! !
@User Ding: A letter girl is willing to mix meat and vegetables all her life, I hope God will have mercy on me and assign me a boyfriend too!
Yang Xiao: "…"
The comments are very long, and she can't pull it down for a long time.
Tang Shuge twittered and shouted: "Xiaoxiao, you can see that this video has more than 500,000 likes! According to the ratio of 100 to 1 views and likes, it means that 50 million users have seen your absolute favorites. Beautiful love!!!"
"What kind of beautiful love?" Yang Xiao threw the phone back into his girlfriend's arms, and said funny, "Don't you know best what happened to me and him? We only have a beautiful money relationship."
"Really?" Tang Shuge didn't believe it. "When you face such a high-quality handsome guy every day, who is considerate and understands you, don't you have any feelings?"
"I don't think so, I don't dare to think about it." Yang Xiao said, "I admit that others are very nice, handsome, and coquettish. However, all my interactions with him are based on the employment relationship, and he treats me I don't take every nice thing I said to my heart, because I know he's just in business."
"...What kind of reincarnation of a cold-blooded and iron-hearted female president are you." Tang Shuge muttered.
Yang Xiao didn't hear clearly, and continued to say ruthlessly, "Even if we have no financial relationship, I wouldn't consider dating him. It's not like you don't know what the two boyfriends in front of me are, I'm about to be slapped by them. I have developed a male phobia, and I don't want to plunge into the deep hole again."
Tang Shuge thought: The little wolf dog is really a miserable man.
There is an old saying, "The predecessors plant trees, and the later generations enjoy the shade". When he came to him, it became "the predecessors dug a pit, and the later wrestled".
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Most of the young people’s mobile phones now have short video software installed. Even if they are not installed, there will be marketing accounts that “work hard” to transfer them to Weibo.
The video on the court quickly spread, and a guard from Hwaseong University's basketball team saw it by chance.
The boys love to make fun of him, and the guard immediately took the video to Meng Yufan for proof.
At that time, they had just finished a day of training and were huddled in the locker room full of sweat.
"Fanzi, is it you in this video?" The guard stopped Meng Yufan and handed over the phone with excitement.
The repercussions caused by this sentence are endless, a dozen big boys swarmed up, surrounded him in the middle, and rushed to see the little mobile phone that was not as big as their slap.
"What video?" "Where?" "Show me?"
Someone reached out and clicked the play button. Thirty seconds passed in a flash, and the progress bar quickly came to the end.
When the screen of the phone went black, there were countless sour voices in the locker room.
"Fuck, Fanzi is awesome!" "When did you find such a big beauty, hiding it deep enough!" "Is she a school girl? She looks so young!" "Fanzi finally broke away from the list of single dogs, what? Time to bring your girlfriend out and show us?"
Meng Yufan was squeezed in the center of the crowd. This was the first time he saw this video. He was surprised at first, but the more he looked back, the more excitement he couldn't contain. He decided to download the short video software as soon as he got back to the dormitory, download this video to his mobile phone, and watch it ten times every day before going to bed! When he dies in eighty years, this phone will be buried with him in the grave!
Although he was extremely happy in his heart, Meng Yufan's face remained calm.
"You got it wrong... The person in this video is not me." He looked sincere, "I've always been single, don't you know?"
This is not a lie, but a complete truth.
After all, the relationship between him and Yang Xiao's boyfriend and girlfriend is only maintained by a contract. If he told Yang Xiao that his teammates wanted to see her, would she agree to accompany him to the team? - Certainly not.
So it's better to deny it from the beginning.
"How come? Although this video is not very clear, how does it look like you from the side." The guard was confused by his determined attitude, "It's really not you?"
"It's really not me." Meng Yufan's words were a bit sour, "... The girl in the video is so beautiful, even if I stand in front of her, she won't like me."
But everyone still doesn't believe it.
At this moment, Xu Dong pushed open the door of the locker room and entered.
"What are you guys doing around there?" he asked casually as he took off his sweaty jersey.
When the guard saw him, he immediately greeted him with his mobile phone: "Xu Dong, come and see if the person in the video is Fanzi? We all said it was him, and secretly made girlfriends behind our backs, but he was dead and alive. Don't admit it. You are his best brother, even if we see it wrong, you will definitely not see it wrong!"
Having said that, the guard put the phone under Xu Dong's eyelids.
Meng Yufan groaned in his heart, and across the crowd, he waved and shook his head at Xu Dong. He even put his hand across his neck and made a suicide gesture. Finally, he folded his hands together and bowed in Xu Dong's direction. half a day.
Xu Dong didn't know if he understood his hints or not, but Xu Dong took the phone and casually watched the half-minute video.
Then, he lifted his eyelids and said lazily, "I see this person—"
"Really? Is it Fanzi?"
"-no."
People don't believe it: "No?"
"It's not really." Xu Dong tapped the screen of his mobile phone, "Although you look at this person in the video, although you suddenly look like Fanzi, but if you take a closer look, he has a fat head and big ears, a cross-cut face, a wretched smile, and a rickety posture. But he was kissed by the girl on the chest, knocking him and laughing like he was hit with five million yuan. How could such a wretched, lewd, and ignorant old hat be Meng Yufan, the grassroots of our basketball team? "
Meng Yufan: "…"
When he said this, everyone gathered around and re-watched the video several times. The more they watched, the more they felt that the people in the video seemed to be quite different from Meng Yufan.
Xu Dong looked up and said with a smile: "Fanzi, you say, am I right?"
"..." Meng Yufan gritted his back molars and said, "You are so right, the person in the video was just kissed by a girl and smiled like a flower, how could it be me? ?"
Seeing that there was no fun to watch, everyone quickly dispersed.
After everyone was gone, only Meng Yufan and Xu Dong were left in the locker room.
Meng Yufan felt itchy in his fists, and wanted to beat Xu Dong: "You said that you are a good brother, so you demeaned my image like that?"
Xu Dong spread his hands and said angrily, "You beat our team to the ground on the court that day. I went back and was scolded by my grandfather. You have to let me vent, right?" The more he said, the more helpless he became. Now the old man opens and closes his mouth and asks me to learn from the 'uncle' - I said this 'uncle', aren't you in love with 'Aunt Xiaoxiao', why do you somehow deny your relationship?"
"I..." Meng Yu was at a loss for words and said embarrassedly, "I can't explain the matter between me and her, but I really can't make it public... Xu Dong, thank you today."
"Just a thank you is enough?" Xu Dong didn't want to let him go so easily.
Meng Yufan scratched his head: "Then what do you say? I'll invite you to the barbecue restaurant in front of the school for a good meal?"
"Forget the barbecue, the coach asked me to control my weight recently." Xu Dong was silent for a while, not knowing what to think, and suddenly said, "... Well, there will be a ball game in a few days, it is very important, you go with me. ."