It is twelve midnight now.
A time in fairy tales where the prince and princess are destined for something "something".
It could be that Cinderella's magic is about to fade away, it could be that the Frog Prince is about to turn back into a human... Or it could be that a slender girl, struggling to drag a drunken dog nearly twice her weight, stumbles in her apartment.
Two pairs of identical basketball shoes were taken off the entrance, and the four shoes were flying around. Yang Xiao's apartment didn't have any slippers for guests, so she could only let Meng Yufan step on the floor with her bare feet... Forget it, it wasn't the first time anyway.
She turned around and took off her windbreaker, and within three seconds, Meng Yufan made a new joke—
I saw him hunched over, with his back bent, staring curiously at the lucky cat on the small table in the entrance, as if he had seen the eighth wonder of the world.
The lucky cat was brought back by Tang Shuge when she traveled thousands of miles to Japan. She was obviously an atheist, but she prayed for something for nothing every day. This ceramic lucky cat is powered by a battery, with one paw around a shiny gold coin, while the other paw swings back and forth for "lucky luck".
But now, Meng Yufan squeezed his big hand into a fist, and carefully put his fist on the lucky cat's paw.
Stick it up, take it down, stick it up, take it down.
Yang Xiao: "...what are you doing?"
Meng Yufan said in surprise: "Look, this cat is punching me!"
Fine.
Yang Xiao thought to herself, she shouldn't have any trust in a drunkard's IQ.
And she shouldn't be confused for a while and bring him home!
The only good thing is that Tang Shuge and his colleagues from the company went out to build a team. If this good best friend knew that she actually brought a fake boyfriend home, she might think what she would think.
Yang Xiao helped Meng Yufan to the living room and sat down. The house she and Tang Shuge rented was not big, less than 60 square meters, but it was enough for two girls. The living room is very narrow, and there is a set of fabric sofas, which are piled with the spoils that Tang Sugar obtained from the claw machine. Yang Xiao laboriously dug a hole out of the pile of toys and settled Meng Yufan in it. The boy sat dizzy and surrounded by toys, with an absurd sense of disobedience.
On the coffee table, unpacked nail polish and fashion magazines were piled up, and there was a box of ice cream that melted before eating.
Meng Yufan was very interested in one of the bottles of sequin nail polish. He pinched a bottle with two fingers and looked at the light, and said foolishly, "Ah... there are stars in this bottle!"
Yang Xiao said perfunctorily, "Yes, yes, there are stars."
She went through the emergency medicine box while talking, but she couldn't find any hangover medicine. She really had no choice but to go to the bathroom to soak a towel with ice water, and then slapped Meng Yufan's face with all her might.
In this weather, the water flowing out of the water pipe is so cold that the towel soaked in ice water is the best refreshing weapon. As soon as the ice towel sticks to the boy's face, the boy who was just babbling on was instantly frozen. .
He was still holding the bottle of sequined nail polish, and the towel on his face slowly slid down.
Meng Yufan blinked very slowly, and finally there was focus in his sight.
He turned his head to look at Yang Xiao, who was standing on his hips, and then looked left and right at the living room, which was decorated with extraordinarily girlish hearts. His dull brain finally started to work again.
"Sister Xiaoxiao? ... Am I at your house?" he asked blankly.
"It's not easy, welcome back to the real world." Yang Xiao applauded him, "Little boy, do you remember what happened?"
"Remember..." Meng Yufan recalled laboriously, "I had a conflict with... Xu Dong, and he thought I had informed the coach, so he did something to me... I was very angry and sad, running alone. Go to the bar for a drink... and... "
The fact is as Yang Xiao expected, Meng Yufan's reason for using alcohol to drown his sorrows has something to do with Xu Dong's stupid x.
Meng Yufan couldn't go on when he was halfway through. He looked at Yang Xiao awkwardly, his face flushed red, whether he was ashamed or drunk.
Yang Xiao finished speaking for him: "Then you got drunk and made a scene at the bar, and the bartender called me and asked me to pick you up. You don't want to go back to the dormitory, and you didn't bring your ID card to stay in the hotel, so I can only take you Take it home."
Having said that, she added, "However, don't think about it. Even if I see a homeless wild dog on the side of the road, I will bring it back."
"Oh." The homeless wild dog blinked, showing a cute smile to please its owner.
Obviously it is an expression that can be called "innocence", but Yang Xiao was so impetuous when he laughed.
She looked away, pointed to the carpet under her feet, and said, "We don't have a guest room here. At night...you sleep here at night."
He pushed the sofa away, moved the coffee table away, and spread out a set of futons on the carpet, barely able to accommodate a guest.
She asked again, "What do you want to do first? Take a shower first, or eat something to pamper your stomach first?"
"I think..." Meng Yufan tilted his head and raised the shiny nail polish in his hand again, "I want to draw you a little star first!"
Yang Xiao: "…"
Gan, it turns out that the dog is not sober at all, and is still drunk!
He didn't know where he touched, and the pile of dolls on the sofa suddenly fell down like a landslide. He was buried under the pile of plush toys, holding the largest pillow among them, looking helpless.
He was young and looked even more childish now.
Stinky little devil, troublesome, stupid straight man with a long ball quotient but not an IQ, and a jerk who acts like a spoiled brat when he is drunk.
Yang Xiao gave him a series of nicknames in his heart.
Meng Yufan stinks of alcohol, Yang Xiao has long disliked him, and she didn't care whether he was sober or not, she immediately pushed him into the bathroom and let him wash up.
The boy took a shower very quickly, snorted his hair, and snorted again, and then stepped out of the bathroom wet like that.
"Huh..." He picked up a pajama that was placed on the washing machine and tried to put it on, but after wearing it several times, he tried his best, but couldn't hang the narrow piece of silk on his body.
Yang Xiao, who was standing outside the bathroom, only heard a loud "tear" from the door. She suddenly felt bad, and immediately pushed the door in, but it was too late - the lace she had just replaced an hour ago was sleeping. The skirt had died and was shattered into two rags in the boy's hands! !
Yang Xiao: "…"
It was her favorite nightdress! ! ! ! !
But the perpetrator hung his head blankly, looked at the pink nightgown in his hand, and said innocently and innocently, "I can't wear this pajama you prepared for me."
When he spoke, he was still dripping with water, his wet hair fell on his forehead, the water droplets fell down the ends of his hair, slid across his side face, and walked all the way down the wheat-colored muscles...
With more than eight hours of training every day, Meng Yufan has the perfect body that only professional athletes can have. Such thick chest muscles and strong arms, Yang Xiao had only seen it on the screen before.
This boy... No, Yang Xiao corrected his thoughts. —Meng Yufan is not a "boy", but a "man".
Her eyes lingered on his neat and beautiful abdominal muscles, she thought, at least more than half of the men in this world need to commit suicide by incision.
Yang Xiao tried his best to control his gaze not to look down.
Some things need to be "stopped here".
But this night, there are too many things out of control.
The bathroom was too small, and they were standing so close that Yang Xiao could clearly smell the fragrance of the refreshing shower gel on the boy's body, and Yang Xiao suspected that he was infected by the smell of alcohol on his lips and teeth.
Yang Xiao sacrificed the most expensive nightdress, but she was not angry.
Because... Her boyfriend is now only covered in a layer of Miao Miao water vapor, and is smiling at her.
All her sanity vanished in that second.
There was only one last thought left in her mind—
- Otherwise, let him tear the nightdress on her body
…
This is the boyfriend she paid for, and it's okay for her to enjoy it a little outside of the reasonable range, right
If anyone wants to be punished,
Then she said,
This is male sex wrong country.
…
The morning light was faint, and the golden sunlight penetrated through the gap in the bed curtain and fell on the big bed in the center of the bedroom.
Yang Xiao's bed was only one meter two wide, which was more than enough for one person, but when another strong body was added to the bed, the space instantly became narrow.
There was only one of the two pillows that were originally side by side on the bed. The girl's head rested on the arm of the person next to her, and her slender waist was tightly locked by his other hand.
Clothes fell all over the floor, and in the trash can next to the bedside table, used small transparent umbrellas were piled inside, and the packaging box was completely empty.
Although today is a rest day, the biological clock still wakes up Yang Xiao on time in the morning. In a daze, she planned to turn over and continue to sleep, but as soon as she moved, a strong sense of exhaustion surged up from the depths of her body, and the strangest thing was that after exhaustion, there was an inexplicable sense of relief...
Yang Xiao woke up instantly.
She opened her eyes immediately, and what caught her eye was the sleeping profile of the boy.
She pulled back the quilt in horror and looked at herself - all over her body.
And the man under the quilt has no less marks on his body than himself!
Blue and purple, reddish-brown, it all confirms one thing...
She, Yang Xiao, actually played with an innocent virgin last night! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
And more than once!
She's probably toyed - she turned her head to look at the trash - well, probably played him seven or eight times.
He was inexperienced, didn't know anything, and he was half-drunk and half-awake. At first, he relied on Yang Xiao to guide him.
Yang Xiao can still clearly recall how this super-sized spoiled monster hugged her tightly last night and refused to let go.
The boy apologized in a low voice, tried nervously, panted in a panic, the sweat that fell from his forehead, and the tears from the corners of his eyes after the end... All these superimposed together to form Yang Xiao's memories of last night.
In short - tired, but cool.
It's cool, how does it end today
If possible, Yang Xiao really wanted to travel back a few hours and tell her not to bring Meng Yufan home!
No, wait, if you want to travel, it's better to travel to a month ago, and don't know each other from the very beginning! !
Just when Yang Xiao was at a loss, the boy who was holding her gradually moved.
"Um..." He moved his body and slowly opened his eyes.
Seeing those deep eyes at such a close distance, Yang Xiao really had a shocking feeling of being hit directly at his soul.
She was lying in his arms and in his eyes.
"Morning..." She thought, she should show the magnanimity of a mature woman, last night was just a cough, there is nothing to escape! She took the initiative to say, "What happened yesterday, do you remember?"
Meng Yufan's eyes were sparkling, mixed with sincerity, shyness, and eagerness to try again, happily and loudly replied: "Of course I remember!!"
Under that kind of attention, Yang Xiao had the shameful idea of escaping.
"you… "
"I… "
The two spoke at the same time and stopped at the same time.
Meng Yufan gave Yang Xiao the chance to speak, but Yang Xiao didn't know what he should say.
Is this the most embarrassing thing after 419
No, of course it's not—
There was a loud noise in the living room, Yang Xiao subconsciously followed the sound and saw Tang Shuge standing there dumbfounded outside the bedroom door, staring at them hugging each other.
She was very dusty, and before she had time to take off her coat, there was a poor suitcase lying under her feet, and the loud noise just now was made by the suitcase.
"Yang Xiao," Tang Shuge's lips trembled slightly, and he said quietly, "Do you know that your behavior is an embezzlement of the company's public property??"