If it wasn't for the fact that the camp built by the regiment was too cold, Tang Shuge would never pack up and escape home overnight.
It's just that she didn't expect that as soon as she stepped in the door of the apartment, she saw four basketball shoes flying everywhere, two of which were the size of a girl's feet!
At that moment, Tang Shuge seriously doubted that he had not woken up.
She drifted in from the hallway as if sleepwalking, and then saw a mess in the open bathroom, overturned toiletries, messy sinks, and torn suspender nightdresses flying on the washing machine.
Walking two more steps down the living room, he arrived at Yang Xiao's bedroom - then, Tang Shuge caught his best friend on the bed! ! !
… Maybe the word "catch the rape in bed" is not right, but who the fuck care, she is now a screaming chicken without emotion, and the whole community will rely on hearing aids for a living in the next life! ! !
Yang Xiao jumped up from the bed wrapped in the thin quilt almost instantly. As for the little wolf dog, who was also naked, he grabbed the rabbit doll by the bed in a panic, and directly grabbed the key parts of himself, barely giving him a hand. He saved his last dignity.
Tang Shuge's gaze involuntarily fell on Meng Yufan's exposed pectoral muscles. He stared at it for a few seconds, and suddenly blew a long hooligan whistle.
"Sorry," Tang Sugar said. "I've been wanting to try and see what it's like to whistle to a guy. Now that I know, it's cool."
Meng Yufan: "…"
"Tangtang, we need to talk, but not now." Yang Xiao said awkwardly, "Can you leave for five minutes, at least let me get dressed."
Tang Shuge nodded, then pulled his suitcase away like a wandering soul.
What happened after that can only be described as chaos. Meng Yufan's clothes were completely unwearable yesterday. They all smelled like wine. Yang Xiao searched the box for a long time, and then found the beach pants from the bottom of the closet that she was forced to buy and sell by a small vendor when she was on vacation at the beach. Also printed with gaudy dusk coconut trees.
She was wearing very loose beach pants, but it was quite tight on Meng Yufan's body. The trouser legs tightly hugged the muscles on his thighs, and the small fabric outlined the outline of his gluteal muscles.
Meng Yufan felt awkward, and couldn't help scratching the top of his shorts several times.
Yang Xiao felt that his behavior was really unsightly: "What are you doing?"
Meng Yufan said innocently: "It's a little uncomfortable to put it on the left side just now, I'll try it on the right side."
"… "
As for what it is, there is no need to ask.
While Meng Yufan was getting dressed, Yang Xiao also pulled out the long-sleeved trousers pajamas from the closet and put them on. Her skin was originally white, but after last night's absurdity, from her arms to her chest, from her waist to her thighs, she was covered in bruises.
Yang Xiao wanted to hide the traces with his pajamas, and even tied the buttons to the highest level.
Meng Yufan sat there in a daze, seeing that the beauty created by him was hidden little by little, he suddenly felt thirsty, and quickly looked away.
"That..." The big boy sat obediently by the bed, holding the Tutu doll in his arms, and asked in a low voice, "Sister Xiaoxiao, how is my performance?"
Yang Xiao was busy applying concealer and foundation on his neck, but he didn't understand for a while, and asked, "How about what?"
"It's just last night, how was my performance?" Meng Yufan's appearance was obviously tough and handsome, but it was ridiculous, but he had the shyness of a big boy, "I drank too much yesterday, I feel I haven't played well enough in many areas, I haven't fully grasped the newly acquired knowledge, and I haven't mastered the output rhythm well. I think, I think... "
"...I think you can shut up." Yang Xiao "touched" the cabinet of the dressing table and looked at the boy behind him through the reflection in the mirror. She blew her nails disdainfully like a ruthless swordsman, and said coldly, "Since you're a virgin, don't make other excuses for yourself."
"..." Meng Yufan thought, Sister Xiaoxiao is so cold, but he likes it! !
After cleaning up, Yang Xiao left Meng Yufan in his bedroom, and walked to his girlfriend's room alone.
This two-bedroom, one-living suite is about the same size, regardless of the master and second bedrooms, but Tang Shuge's one has an extra bay window, and she is full of idol-related things.
Now, Tang Shuge was sitting on the bay window with a dull expression on his face. She leaned on one of her favorite pillows, which had a 1:1 print of her idol's photo, and the pillow had two extra "arms". As long as the two "arms" were knotted, she would You can let idol hug her.
Seeing Yang Xiao coming, Tang Shuge tied Aidou's arm in a dead knot.
Yang Xiao slowly approached, with only embarrassed expression on his face.
The two of them were at the same table in junior high school, and they went straight to high school together. Although they ended up going to different universities, the revolutionary friendship between the two added up for more than ten years, and they always said anything straight.
But now, Yang Xiao is facing his best friend's burning eyes, and he doesn't know how to explain it.
"Comrade Yang Xiao!" Tang Shuge questioned her, "Do you know your mistake?!"
Yang Xiao: "...Shouldn't I bring the man back to the girls' apartment?"
"Wrong!" Tang Shuge said, "Is this the point? Meng Yufan is the point!" She said sadly, "He is our company's real-name shared boyfriend! Your behavior now, and those who are safe for shared bicycles What's the difference between someone who locks them privately and moves home secretly!"
There seems to be something wrong with this analogy...
Yang Xiao hurriedly excused himself: "Of course it's different! Those who lock the shared bicycles privately don't ask if the shared bicycles are willing. But Meng Yufan is willing!"
"Does he really want to?"
Yang Xiao spread out his hands: "Don't believe me, I will bring you the empty box of umbrellas by the bed and show you?"
Tang Shuge stared and glared angrily: "You still said that you didn't plan it for a long time? People who don't want to lock their shared bicycles privately, will they always have a car lock at home?"
The two boyfriends that Yang Xiao had dated before, no matter how good their relationship was, Yang Xiao never brought them home.
Yang Xiao swears in disbelief: "It was a door-to-door census conducted by the family planning office of the neighborhood committee a few months ago. I had a boyfriend at that time, and the family planning office gave me a free box."
The quality of the free stuff is really so-so, but if she didn't have that box of small umbrellas yesterday, she probably wouldn't have gotten to this point.
Yang Xiao finally explained everything, and the whole bedroom became quiet again.
She looked at her.
She also looked at her.
It was so quiet for a few minutes.
Tang Shuge suddenly lowered his voice and spoke furtively.
"Smile," she asked pointedly, "Huh?"
Yang Xiao didn't want to say it at first, but he couldn't hold back his desire to show off. He nodded slightly and raised his eyebrows, "Hmm~"
"Tsk tsk tsk." Tang Shuge swallowed the lemon again, "You know, your skin is glowing now."
Yang Xiao: "I also found out when I looked in the mirror just now. I went to a beauty salon for a maintenance and spent four figures, but it didn't have such a good effect."
Otherwise, the vixen will eat the scholar, and the king of the daughter country will arrest the Tang monk.
Young boy, what a great addition.
Tang Shuge vacated a space on the bay window and greeted Yang Xiao to sit down. The two of them pressed side by side and whispered among the girls.
Tang Shuge asked her, "What do you do next?" She asked curiously, "When are you going to turn him into a regular?"
Yang Xiao was surprised: "What is it?"
"Don't pretend to be stupid." Tang Shuge said, "If you slept with our company's excellent products, you should treat it as my after-sale return visit. Tell me what you think? Anyway, the contract has expired. Boyfriend becomes a real boyfriend, if this is a novel written by me, just happy