This day is bound to be included in the "Top 100 Weird Deeds of Hwaseong University".
The food street in Xiaodongmen is the most popular place for students. After the CET-4 and CET-6 exams, it was even more crowded with students who came to celebrate. That night, the ambulance and the police car came whimpering. The students thought that someone was fighting and they didn't even bother to eat, so they ran to watch with great interest.
As a result, he saw Yu Huaibo holding the emergency nurse's hand and shouting loudly: "Doctor! Help me! I'm gone!!"
The nurse blushed and hurriedly supported him: "Get up... You get up first, we just checked you, and you have no missing parts!"
"But my JJ is gone!!"
"it is at!"
"It's really gone!"
"It really is!!!"
Next to Yu Huaibo, there were a dozen tall and tall boys. Some people recognized them as members of the school basketball team. Their faces were embarrassed, some covered their faces, some turned their heads, and they really didn't want to have anything to do with Yu Huaibo. Helpless, they were too tall and conspicuous. Someone who knew them approached and asked what happened.
In this way, as soon as the matter was passed on, everyone knew the reason for this farce. Then, with the help of countless mouths, Yu Huaibo's experience that night quickly spread throughout the campus.
Some say he was blocked in the alley by the woman he played with before and cut off JJ. Some people said that Yu Huaibo reported the case, but there was no surveillance in that alley, and there was no veterinary student named Dayong in the school. Others said that they once saw him in the urology department of a certain hospital. He slapped the table and yelled at the doctor, blushing and having a thick neck, and was taken out of the hospital by the security...
After that day, Yu Huaibo disappeared from the campus like this, and he didn't even show up for the final course evaluation.
No matter how much turmoil there is in the outside world, these things have nothing to do with Meng Yufan.
After all, he and Yu Huaibo have nothing to do with each other, and even he has only taken one English class.
…
"Great Sage, catch it!"
On the lawn of the dog park, Meng Yufan threw a Frisbee into the distance, and the golden retriever was like an arrow from the string, rushing towards the place where the Frisbee fell.
On the bench beside the lawn, Yang Xiao shivered and hid himself in his down jacket. Her illness was not getting better yet. Tang Shugefei said she wanted her to go out and exercise more, so she pushed her out of the house and walked the dog with Meng Yufan.
Yang Xiao knew in his heart that Tang Shuge's main purpose was to match her and Meng Yufan, and to give them opportunities to get along and deepen their understanding.
However, Yang Xiao felt that the understanding between them was already very deep - although it was the kind of "understanding" on the bed.
As for spiritual understanding... Forget it, not to mention it.
Yang Xiao simply emptied his mind and only paid attention to the stupid dogs and stupid people on the lawn.
The great sage was very smart, and he quickly caught up with the Frisbee and ran back with it in his mouth.
Meng Yufan touched his dog, rewarded him with a piece of jerky, took out a squeaky toy ball from his backpack, and played a game of catch with Dasheng.
Even though it was nine cold days, the boy was so sweaty that he couldn't even wear his coat.
"Yu Fan, let the Great Sage play with the other dogs for a while." Yang Xiao patted the chair beside him, "You rest for a while to see how hot you are."
Meng Yufan immediately ran back to Yang Xiao's side and sat side by side with her on the bench.
The boy smelled of hot sunshine, and Yang Xiao handed him a tissue to wipe off his sweat.
"Sister Xiaoxiao, thank you." Meng Yufan accepted it obediently.
"Now you've changed your name to 'Sister Xiaoxiao'?" Yang Xiao raised his eyebrows, "That day, wasn't your name 'Yang Xiao' very smooth?"
"..." Meng Yufan's face flushed instantly.
In the alley that night, Meng Yufan deliberately changed his name to Yang Xiao in order to prove that he was a "man" and not just a "boy".
Looking back on it now... I really feel like a middle schooler.
Yang Xiao knew that he was thin-skinned, and after teasing him, he changed the subject: "Yu Huaibo didn't trouble you, did he?"
"No, there isn't even surveillance in that alley, he doesn't know who did it." Meng Yufan was very proud, "He hasn't appeared for a long time, I asked someone to inquire, he didn't go back to the University of Foreign Studies. , I heard that I took a long-term sick leave and went to see a 'that aspect' of the disease."
Yang Xiao heard the words, nodded, and calmly spit out four words: "It's up to you."
As soon as she finished speaking, she saw the boy looking at her with a pair of bright eyes, just like the great saint who prayed for snacks.
"..." Yang Xiao naturally knew what he was curious about and asked, "Do you really want to know the story between me and him?"
"Story? No, no, no!" Meng Yufan immediately shook his head and said seriously, "There is no story between you and the scum, only accidents!!"
"Pfft..." Yang Xiao couldn't help being amused by him, and he didn't know where he learned his slick tongue.
Before, Yang Xiao had never told Meng Yufan about her past, because she hoped that in his eyes, she would always be strong and excellent, not a weak person who was tricked by scumbags. But now... she doesn't think so anymore.
On the one hand, she has really stepped out of Yu Huaibo's shadow and can talk about the past; on the other hand, she also wants to open the door and let Meng Yufan see her real self.
"Actually, there are not so many twists and turns between me and him." After a while of silence, Yang Xiao finally said, "This is a very boring story. If I hadn't discovered his true colors, I'm afraid this time, here..." She Pointing to the ring finger of his left hand, "There will be an extra little thing."
As she said, it was a really boring story. It only took Yang Xiao a few minutes to finish the story. On her first anniversary, she found out that the other party had cheated on thirty-four boats.
It turned out that from beginning to end, she was only "thirty-four".
"So, I decided to give him a lifetime of psychological shadows." As he spoke, Yang smiled and pointed his hands together, making a gesture of raising a knife and falling, "Doesn't he like to mate and fuck? Then I will let him He became a eunuch, and JJ was a decoration all his life."
If you want to ask Yang Xiao how she is feeling now, just one word - cool!
So — cool — so good!
Shaking out the filth that was in his heart, Yang Xiao felt as if he had lost a dozen pounds.
She looked at the boy beside her and asked, "Do you think I'm scary?"
"Of course not." Meng Yufan shook his head and said seriously, "I only regret not beating him more that day."
Yu Huaibo is really blind, he has the best girl in the world, but he is cruel to let her be "thirty-four"; Meng Yufan only wants her to be "100%", he is willing to do it for her Send a whole heart.
Meng Yufan asked, "So on the day we first met, you hired me to go home because you found out that Yu Huaibo cheated?"
"Yes." Yang Xiao said helplessly, "That day was the Mid-Autumn Festival. I had agreed with my parents that I would bring my boyfriend back to meet my parents. But the boyfriend disappeared, so I had to pay to hire a fake boyfriend."
From this point of view, Yu Huaibo can be regarded as the "moon old man" between them.
"Because of this, I understand a truth—" Yang Xiao's fingers fiddled with her long hair, the ends of which were wrapped around her fingertips, she looked into the boy's eyes and whispered, "—money is forever More reliable than love. When my money can buy love, I don't need love."
When she spoke, her final voice was raised high, as if she was tempting him, but her cold eyes seemed to be rejecting his approach.
Unfortunately, she met a "boyfriend" who never played cards according to common sense.
Meng Yufan blurted out: "Then I'll give you the money back!"
"… what?"
"I'll refund you all the money you hired me," he also looked her in the eye, and said in a confident tone like a primary school student's answer 1 1=2, "That way you'll know that I'm more reliable than money!"
"… "
Yang Xiao was speechless again.
She laughed and asked him: "You refund all the money to me, what about your living expenses?"
"It doesn't matter, I still have the competition bonus!" Meng Yufan actually counted with his fingers, "Our school covers the room, board, tuition and miscellaneous fees for special students. Outstanding students can also apply for scholarships. I didn't apply this year. But next year will definitely be no problem! And the CUBA regional qualifiers are coming to an end, we are now the first in points, the top two in the region can qualify, and the school will give rewards after qualifying…”
Yang Xiao grabbed his hand and snapped back those stubborn and upright fingers: "Okay, okay, I know you're not short of money."
"So sister Xiaoxiao, don't worry." Meng Yufan held her hand and said firmly, "I am with you, not for your money."
"..." Yang Xiao thought with a headache, why did she think they had taken the wrong script
While the two were chatting, suddenly there was a loud barking from the lawn in the distance.
And between the barking of the dog, there was also a male voice scolding: "Xiao Di, don't! Come down! You can't ride!!"
Meng Yufan pricked up his ears, and immediately stood up alertly, frowning and looking at the lawn.
In the distance, I saw a few dogs around in the middle of the lawn, not knowing what was going on. And in the center of the dog group, there is a bright bright yellow.
It was only then that Yang Xiao remembered that they were so engaged in chatting that they forgot about the Great Sage! ! !
Wouldn't it be a fight
The two hurriedly ran towards the group of dogs. As they approached, the group of dogs gradually dispersed, and each owner took their own dog, leaving only a large golden retriever with its tail tucked in the middle of the lawn... and Teddy on his lap.
When the great sage saw the master coming, he let out a whimper from his throat very innocently, and a very humane expression of grievance appeared on the dog's face.
On its right hind leg, a miniature teddy dog is hugging its heel, desperately... wiggling its lower body.
Yang Xiao: "…"
In ancient times, there were "ants tripping over elephants", but today there is "Golden Retriever on Teddy Day". Yang Xiao, the unscrupulous owner, immediately laughed until he coughed.
That teddy looked like two palms, and it weighed three or four pounds. Fortunately, the great sage is docile and good-natured, otherwise, if he steps down, he will be trampled to death.
Little Teddy had a pink collar around his neck, and a slender dog chain was attached to the hand of a boy next to him.
The boy's face was immature, and there were two pimples on his face. He was probably still a high school student. His face was flushed with shame, and he kept pulling on Little Teddy's collar.
But Teddy stuck to the golden retriever's hind legs. Even though the teddy dog is exquisite and cute, it is actually an out-and-out SQ madman, and a red-colored cylinder soon protrudes between the two hind legs.
The owner of Teddy asked blankly, "Why is there a lipstick there?"
Yang Xiao quickly covered his mouth, for fear that he would laugh out loud.
She kicked Meng Yufan and urged him: "Why are you still standing there, hurry up and save our son."
Only then did Meng Yufan react, and he rushed forward quickly, holding the little teddy by the nape of the neck, peeled it off the golden retriever's hind legs, and put it aside on the ground.
When the great sage saw his master coming, he whimpered aggrievedly, with tears in his dog's eyes, and hurried into Meng Yufan's arms.
The big guy weighing more than 60 pounds slammed his head into the boy's chest. Fortunately, he was so strong that he could fully hug him and make it a little PUPPY.
"Good, good, it's alright." Meng Yufan hugged it and patted its back.
The high school boy hugged the little Teddy and kept bowing and apologizing, saying that he didn't watch the puppy and caused trouble for everyone.
There is no need for Yang Xiao to be angry with a child, she smiled indifferently: "It's okay, just pay attention next time. However, not all big dogs are as docile as golden retrievers. If they meet other dogs, they will rush up like this. , is likely to be bitten by a big dog."
"…Thank you, I will pay attention."
When Yang Xiao was talking, the little boy kept staring at Yang Xiao's eyes, and his face gradually turned red.
"That..." He suddenly took out his phone and stammered, "Sister, your dog isn't hurt, right? Let's add a friend. If your dog needs medical treatment, I'll pay for it!"
Yang Xiao's heart moved, he guessed something, and immediately replied: "It's very solid, and it doesn't need to see a doctor."
The boy looked at her with burning eyes, and bravely handed the phone closer again: "It's just a simple expansion, isn't it?"
What does expansion mean
Yang Xiao didn't understand, but it didn't affect her understanding of the boy's meaning.
When the boy asked for her contact information for the first time, she thought she was thinking too much; but now it seems that the boy really wanted to "bubble" her.
Please - how old is he
Could it be that she is really talented and youthful, fascinated by a high school boy whom she met for the first time? Tsk tsk tsk, when she gets home, she will immediately brag to Tang Shuge that she has harvested the youth love song of an innocent high school student today!
Yang Xiao didn't take the little boy's courtship into his heart at all. A 17- or 18-year-old boy, just when he saw a lover, fell in love with her at first sight today, and could fall in love with other girls at first sight tomorrow.
She held back her laughter and asked him, "Little classmate, do you want your sister's phone number so much? Do you know how old your sister is?"
"It doesn't matter, I don't mind!" The boy's eager look was so much like the little Teddy in his arms, "I don't mind being in a relationship!"
"-Hold on."
Meng Yufan interrupted their conversation with a livid face. At his feet, the always docile golden retriever had the same mind with him, but he barked a row of canine teeth and barked viciously at the teddy.
Meng Yufan stepped forward and hugged Yang Xiao's slender waist, his eyes locked on the high school boy who didn't know the sky and the earth.
I just heard him say coldly: "You don't mind?... But I do."