When Yang Xiao returned home, he switched his phone to airplane mode and fell asleep.
She slept for ten hours. When she opened her eyes the next morning, she saw her best friend Tang Shuge was sitting in front of her bed, holding a large bag of potato chips in her arms, staring at her and eating.
Tang Shuge is small, with a baby head, and looks like a small hamster who collects food.
Yang Xiao threw the pillow at the head of the bed.
"Tang Shuge! Are you going to scare people to death? Why did you run into my house in the morning and watch me?"
Tang Shuge was so excited that his eyes glowed: "I'm waiting for you to tell me about the meeting with the parents yesterday!"
"..." Yang smiled full of question marks, "Did I lose my memory, or did you lose my memory? Didn't I tell you on the phone yesterday?"
"I have to watch TV series twice, and of course I have to listen to gossip!" Tang Shuge said in a eloquent manner, "Also, I will read the outline first, and then focus on the details. After three and four, I will slow down. Look at it with a microscope!"
What can Yang Xiaoneng do? The best friend he recognizes is going to share the gossip.
So, Yang Xiao poured out all the bits and pieces of his relationship with Meng Yufan, and he recounted all the little details that he didn't care about yesterday.
Tang Shuge giggled happily, nibbling on potato chips with relish, as if he was watching a TV series.
"Finally," Yang Xiao concluded the story, "I changed the group name to [Weather Forecast], and then I quit the group."
"Hahahahahahahaha!" Tang Shuge laughed and fell on the carpet, the potato chips in his arms were not hugged and spilled on the ground. "Smile, it's really yours!"
She didn't care about cleaning the scum on the carpet, she took out a small notebook the size of a palm and a ballpoint pen from her pocket, and lay down on the ground to write down.
Yang Xiao looked at her "hard" look and asked helplessly, "Great writer, have you got inspiration again?"
"Yes, yes." Tang Shuge didn't lift his head, the pen moved quickly, "You are really my inspirational muse, this meme is so interesting, I must write it down! : ①Cultivation of the Prairie Wolf King "Adding bricks and mortar!"
"… "
Tang Shuge has been addicted to novels and comics since high school. When he was in college, he began to try to serialize novels on the Internet. Her hands can't keep up with her brain, and she is still only a third-rate writer, but as a hobby, she can earn tens of thousands of yuan a year.
She has a good mentality, and sometimes the data in the novels are too poor, so she tells herself: "It doesn't matter, I still have a serious job, and I don't need to write novels to support myself."
Sometimes she was wronged at work, and she told herself again: "It's okay, it's not a big deal. I can support myself by writing novels!"
What Yang Xiao likes most is her optimist character, as if all thorns and ups and downs can be overcome.
Yang Xiao said: "Seriously, I'm curious, you've written so many romance novels, don't you want to fall in love with yourself?"
Unexpectedly, Tang Shuge replied, "I'm in love right now! It's better to fall in love with my idol than to fall in love with a dog man!"
"... Then does your idol know that you are in a relationship with him?"
"He doesn't need to know." Tang Shuge put on his hips, "He announces so much every day, he is so busy with work, and it's fine for me to handle things like love alone!"
To be honest, Yang Xiao wouldn't be surprised if Tang Shuge decided to unilaterally marry her idol after a while.
Yang Xiao got up to wash, took out two slices of bread and a box of ice yogurt from the refrigerator, and quickly ate them clean.
Then she took a deep breath, sat upright at the desk, took out her phone, and firmly turned off the "airplane mode" switch.
The phone was silent for three seconds - then immediately filled with a frantic influx of messages.
Hundreds of messages popped up one by one, and before she could see it clearly, they were quickly washed away by new messages. The lock screen page of Apple's mobile phone is like a dam that has been washed away by a rainstorm, and it can't stop the frantically surging information flow at all.
The cell phone rang for several minutes, and the movement was so loud that it even woke Tang Shuge, who was lying on the carpet and writing notes.
She ran out barefoot and asked in shock, "Xiaoxiao, what's wrong with your phone, the hornet's nest got in?"
Yang Xiao shrugged: "What else can happen, Yu Huaibo must have been released from the mental hospital."
Tang Shuge: "... so fast?"
Yang smiled and said: "I couldn't keep him for too long. After all, he doesn't have a mental illness. I was lucky to be able to put the pit in the hospital yesterday. He stayed in it for two days and had a checkup. The doctor found that he was not sick. Can we just let him out?"
Yang Xiao sent him to a mental hospital, and called the leaders of their academy, just to disgust him.
It's a pity that this trick is not enough lethal, this bastard was only locked for two days before he was released.
However, gossip spreads very fast among college teachers, and he must not be able to hide the fact that he was admitted to the mental hospital. This kind of thing can't be washed clean. In the future, every teacher who sees him will give him pointers, and he will also be stuck in the rank of associate professor for life, and there is no hope of promotion.
Although Yang Xiao had dragged all of Yu Huaibo's contact information into the blacklist as early as the first time, Yu Huaibo was not a fool, he could change his account and continue to harass him.
Yang Xiao glanced at her text message box - she had handled the "missed call text message notification" business, so now her text message box is densely packed with hundreds of text messages, and each text message represents Yu Huaibo. Called her once.
In addition, there are text messages directly sent by Yu Huaibo.
Yang Xiao didn't even look at it, just dragged it into the trash can.
"Oh, why did you just delete it?" Tang Shuge said regretfully, holding the notebook in his hand, "I also want to see what he said in his text messages. Is it a confession of mistakes? Or angry? My scum. The male material library is already hungry and thirsty!"
"What does he say, what does it have to do with me?" Yang Xiao said calmly, "Don't tell me you stepped on dog shit on the road, and you have to lower your head to study what this dog ate in the morning?"
Tang Shuge poured his head, and once again showed the expression of inspiration, he turned a page in the small book and began to record Yang Xiao's quotations excitedly.
Yang Xiao downloaded a call blocking software and set it to "Only people in the phone book can contact me", which blocked all unknown incoming calls.
Then, she took another deep breath and clicked on WeChat whose chat record showed "99+"—
Sure enough, her father pulled her back into the [Weather Forecast] group. During the ten hours she was in a coma, Meng Yufan had already had a heated fight with her parents.
Yang Xiao flipped through the chat log, and was dizzy just after reading a few pages.
Meng Yufan is indeed very close to the elders, and he is especially good at supporting him. I don't know where he got so many middle-aged and elderly emojis. No matter what Yang's father and Yang's mother say, he can take them.
Feng He Rili (Yang Dad): [Share the article - "History that 99% of Chinese people don't know, pay tribute to heroes!" 》]
Rain Over the Sky: It's very touching. Although I am young, I have always been interested in this history. I've always wanted to be a soldier if I hadn't been a basketball player!
After the rain, the sky is fine: [Red Flag Salute].gif
Yang Xiao: "…"
Yun Danfengqing (Mother Yang): [Share the video - "Don't throw away the dumpling skins that you can't finish eating, do this, the children next door will cry!" 》]
After the rain, the sky is clear: [applause] [applause] [applause]
After the rain, the sky is sunny: The dumplings made by Auntie are so delicious that there will be no dumpling skins that can’t be eaten!
Yang Xiao: "…"
Yang Xiao thought, this little wolfdog's business level is too high.
Seeing that the [Weather Forecast] group started a new round of touting and being touted, Yang Xiao only felt that his scalp was numb and his teeth were sore.
She quickly passed Meng Yufan's friend application.
LOL: What happened during the ten hours I was away
LOL: Did my parents find out that you are their long lost biological son
After the rain, the sky is clear: Sister Xiaoxiao, do you still have a brother who has been separated for many years
LOL: No, I'm an only child.
LOL: [smiles]
Rainy and sunny:…
After the two became friends, Meng Yufan sent four red envelopes to Yang Xiaoyi in a row.
Yang Xiao asked what he meant.
Meng Yufan said that this was the red envelope that Yang's father and Yang's mother gave him. Although he accepted it in front of them, he must return it to Yang Xiao.
LOL: No, you take it.
LOL: It's just your overtime pay.
Originally, she only hired Meng Yufan for four hours, and from the moment they left his house, they should have lost money and goods and had nothing to do with each other.
Unexpectedly, Yang's father and Yang's mother would add Meng Yufan's WeChat. Seeing the three of them chatting so warmly in the group, Yang Xiao felt that it was like a balloon that was blown up. It looked beautiful and festive, but I don't know when it will explode.
Forget it... let's take a step by step.