In the darkness, an old bus was driving slowly.
Inside the car, a man and a woman were crying happily.
"Wow! What should we do, brother!" Liu Cai cried with a mournful face, and the sound of crying was loud.
Lao Qi lowered his head, and replied weakly: "What can we do, the Lord God hasn't issued a mission until now, and we don't know when the plot will end—"
He took a deep breath, and a man's tear flowed from the corner of his eye: "—wait for death!"
Looking at each other, the two cried again.
They were originally low-level figures in the reincarnation space, and they didn't have any powerful weapons to defend themselves. In today's situation, they really have nothing to do and can only resign themselves to fate.
The ghostly cries and wolf howls of the two echoed in the carriage, and the mummy in the driver's seat was also silent for a long time.
When it was over, he dropped the lord.
boom-
Lao Qi's ears moved, and he stopped crying vigilantly: "Liu Cai, did you hear anything?"
Liucai also looked around seriously, and said, "No."
Lao Qi continued to sigh weakly, and said, "Why does it sound like the sound of a car increasing its horsepower—"
Before they finished speaking, Lao Qi and Liu Cai fully understood the source of the voice.
Because, in just a few seconds, the bus made a rapid drift and reversed perfectly.
ahh-
The two people who were not wearing seat belts were instantly thrown back and forth, and their noses and faces were swollen.
"Fuck! What's the situation? What brand is this car! It's ridiculously fast! It's more powerful than a suspension car!"
The bus ignored the howling of the two people in the car, stepped up the accelerator, and drove towards the stop just now.
Hospital ruins.
Zhou Yu sat on a relatively flat and clean pile of rubble among the ruins, shaking his legs in boredom, and looked up at the sky.
It was so dark that I couldn't even see a star.
The clown felt he was in the wrong, obediently walked up to Zhou Yu, and handed him a delicate rose.
Zhou Yu glanced at the clown, with a bulging bun face, the corners of his eyes turned red with anger, and his originally fair face was a little more bewitching.
"Don't try to fool me, you really went too far this time, do you know how worried I am about you!"
Although his tone was very unpleasant, Zhou Yu still took the roses with integrity.
The clown looked at the little guy sitting on the gravel pile tenderly, with a flattering tone in his voice: "It's all my fault, I won't dare again, please forgive me?"
"Don't worry, there will be another bus. I'll take you to the amusement park when the time comes. The amusement park I specially prepared for you!"
The clown approached Zhou Yu, bent down gracefully, and looked straight at Zhou Yu's beautiful black pupils.
He thought, these are really the most beautiful pair of eyes he has ever seen - there will never be another pair of eyes in this world that can make his heart move so much.
Zhou Yu blinked, and the clown's cold mask was reflected in his pupils.
"And the mask you promised to give!"
I always feel that the clown brothers have been wearing masks, and they look too lonely.
It would be great if he could wear a mask like him in the future, then the clown might be much happier.
Thinking of this, Zhou Yu's eyes lit up, and the corners of his mouth began to smile.
Seeing that the little guy was finally happy, the clown nodded happily and took off his mask.
He gently narrowed his hazel eyes, and said, "Of course, you can try it now."
vomit-
The car finally stopped, Liu Cai vomited out, and the whole person was on the verge of collapse.
"Old lady, I will never take a car again, walking is healthier!"
Lao Qi also lay weakly on the seat, not wanting to talk anymore.
Click—
At this moment, the car door opened.
Footsteps sounded, and someone got into the car.
Liucai subconsciously took a defensive posture and looked in the direction of the car door.
A boy wearing a clown mask appeared in the car.
The young man has a slender waist and long legs, exuding a youthful aura all over his body, but the mask on his face is so weird and terrifying, which makes this supposedly immature young man appear somewhat mysterious.
"You are..." Liu Cai looked confused.
Who is this person, why is he wearing that clown mask
The young man ignored Liu Cai's question, but turned his head and urged the people behind him: "Get in the car quickly, don't drive away again!"
The man with black hair and brown eyes entered the carriage, with a gentle smile: "Don't worry, it won't happen."
There is no next time, and I will make it into a doll in a while.
In the driver's seat, the mummy was trembling.
He was really wrong and never dared to do it again.
Seeing this man in a black suit, the corners of Liucai's mouth dripped, and his eyes became clouded: "God, so handsome!"
Old Qi was more conscious than Liucai, and it didn't take long for him to recognize the identities of the two. He immediately covered Liucai's mouth, and smiled obsequiously: "Brother Zhou! You are finally back!"
Zhou Yu moved the mask to the other side of his cheek, revealing his delicate face with a smile on his lips.
"Hello, you're still alive!"
The smile on Lao Qi's face froze for a moment, and he deeply felt that the protagonist was a chat ghost, the kind who could make people angry.
But there is no way, people have to bow their heads under the eaves, and now they still have to rely on this protagonist to survive!
No matter what he says, even if he swears, he has to hold back!
Lao Qi nodded and bowed and squeezed away the clown standing beside Zhou Yu. With tears in his eyes, he said, "Brother Zhou, it's great that you're fine! You don't even know how worried I was about you! If the car door wasn't closed, I would have missed Jump down with you!"
Liucai also woke up now, but after recognizing the identity of the clown, she lost interest in this handsome guy.
It's true that she loves beauty, but a weak vase is not her thing.
Especially in this critical moment, it is more important to please the protagonist.
So, Liucai eagerly squeezed away the clown on the side, weeping and wailing: "Brother Zhou! Thank God you are still alive! It's really great! I'm so worried!"
Clown: ...he wants to make these two bugs into glass beads.
Zhou Yu didn't notice the aggrieved mood of the clown, he just looked at the two playful and forgetful guys jokingly, and said with a smile: "Hahaha, isn't it, it's beyond my expectation that you didn't die, quite lucky!"
For some reason, he really wanted these two guys to disappear—well, it should be regarded as an inexplicable sense of disgust.
Lao Qi and Liu Cai: ... Chatting ghosts! Kneel down!
boom-
The bus started again, at a moderate speed, maintaining a comfortable speed, and heading towards the destination.
In the carriage, Zhou Yu chose to sit in the same seat under the clown's coquettishness, and the whole person was locked in the arms of the tall clown.
That loving look blinded the two single dogs in the back seat.
[Has arrived at the terminal - Hell Amusement Park]
[Hell Amusement Park is the destination of this Hell Bus, I wish the passengers a happy trip! ]
[Twenty-three years ago, a young couple arrived with their four-year-old son...they had a very good time. ]
[This station has stopped - I wish all passengers a pleasant tour. ]
Hearing the voice from the car TV, Zhou Yu, who was hugged by the clown, was stunned.
He looked up at the clown behind him, his beautiful almond eyes were as clear as glass.
He recognized the child's true identity—the clown.
That kid is the Clown Brothers.
That child who died tragically...
The clown smiled and rolled his eyes, gently kissed Zhou Yu in his arms, and said, "What's the matter? Aren't you going to get out of the car?"
Zhou Yu lowered his head, rubbed his eyes, dispersed the moisture inside, and said in a hoarse voice: "I didn't say I couldn't get out of the car, but you should let me go first!"
The clown reluctantly let go of his embrace, and grabbed Zhou Yu's slender palm instead.
Painfully rubbing the calluses on Zhou Yu's hands due to years of hard work, the clown said softly, "Let's go, I'll take you to play inside! There will be a rare circus performance tonight, are you looking forward to it? "
The clown's tone was gentle and doting, as if he was talking to a child.
Zhou Yu's cheeks were flushed, and he coughed embarrassingly: "Let's go."
The clown laughed sweetly, and led Zhou Yu out of the car.
In the back seat of the carriage, the forgotten two followed silently.
These days, single dogs have no human rights!
After getting out of the car, the first thing that catches the eye is the huge flashing light sign of Hell Amusement Park.
Colorful lights surround the entire huge amusement park, illuminating the darkness all around, making it extraordinarily beautiful.
The clown held Zhou Yu's hand, walked to the door, and happily introduced the history of this amusement park: "This amusement park was the residence of the previous generation of hell lords, and I killed him—after he abdicated, he just Sold it to me."
The clown who changed his words in time had pure eyes.
Zhou Yu glanced at him, and smiled helplessly: "Continue to introduce, I have never been to an amusement park, I really like it here."
Since the clown wants to hide some black history, then he should pretend that he doesn't know.
So, the clown continued to elegantly introduce the amusement park he is proud of.
"This gate was carefully built by me with five hundred soul-artisans..." I changed my words again.
"There are real elves inside this lantern, do you like it?"
"Hahaha, what's the matter with this puppet, the makeup is so exaggerated!"
"That's when he died—he accidentally fell into the paint bucket while he was being carved..." Another correction.
Zhou Yu watched the clown keep changing his words with amused expression, and very cooperatively pretended nothing happened.
Zhou Yu and the clown walked around laughing and laughing all the way.
And behind them, Lao Qi and Liu Cai are experiencing the most terrifying adventure ever.
"Wow! What's going on! This gate can eat people! I lost a piece of meat on my arm!"
"Damn it! I've gnawed on my pants!"
"Run!"
The two who had finally escaped from the gate looked at Zhou Yu who was walking farther and farther ahead, wanting to cry.
"What should I do, Brother Zhou has gone far away!"
Liucai clutched her bleeding arm, crying so sadly that she accidentally knocked over a small lantern beside her.
brush-
In an instant, more than a dozen elves with sharp teeth and sharp ears jumped out of the lantern and rushed towards the unsuspecting two people.
"My god! These teeth are sharper than the bat just now! It hurts like hell!"
Liucai is holding a quick-acting spray in one hand and a laser gun in the other, running around, trying to get rid of the elf's pursuit.
"My ass is woo woo woo!"
Five or six elves were bitten on Lao Qi's buttocks, and for a moment the pain made his eyes stare.
Liu Cai, who was running around, accidentally touched a push-pull switch again, and a puppet not far away began to sing.
"Welcome~"
"Come to hell~"
This ear-piercing sound, which can be called the magic sound, made the two people who were tortured wailed endlessly.
"Help! This puppet sings like hell!"
Liucai wanted to pull the switch back, but found that it was useless, so he had to take out the laser gun and prepare to smash the puppet into pieces.
The puppet seemed to have sensed something, and raised its smeared white and red face, its jaw trembled, and it made a "click, click, click" sound.
In the next second, the puppet who had been standing still started to walk!
Liucai and Lao Qi got together, and just after finishing off those little elves, they saw the puppet approaching, showing contempt on their faces.
"Hey, with such a slow speed, the attack power is probably not very good, so let's not worry about it! Go find Brother Zhou first!"
Liucai raised her hands in agreement.
Hearing this, the despised puppet moved its stiff arm and spread out its five-fingered palm.
brush-
Ten sharp blades flashed and were precisely thrown at the two who were about to run away.
Looking at the sharp knife, Lao Qi and Liu Cai felt bitter.
"Damn! I will never set a flag again!"
"Ah!!!"
The screams of Lao Qi and Liu Cai spread far and far.
Zhou Yu's fair and small ears moved, as if he heard something, he turned his head and looked back.
This voice, is it those two weirdos
"There seems to be something moving over there."
The clown narrowed his eyes with a smile, and said, "Is there? Don't worry, nothing happened."
"Why don't you go to the puppet theater to have a look, I rehearsed a new script today!"
The clown naturally took Zhou Yu's hand and walked towards the puppet theater on the left.
As for those two little bugs
Amusement park staff will treat them well.
Looking at the magnificent puppet theater in front of him, the clown smiled more and more warmly.