one,
Gu Yanting found out that he and Tang Yi hadn't quarreled for a long time.
It started a month ago.
A month ago, Wei Wei was officially taken home by Zhou Hao. Gu Yanting had completed the work before - Hua Yuan set up an office in T City, and he became the bare commander of the office. Although the daily workload was huge, the degree of freedom was quite high. So she worked as a nanny cook and driver for Tang Yi and Wei Wei for more than three months.
However, even so, the two of them bickered in front of the child.
Under normal circumstances, no matter what the reason is, the family war will end in Tang Yi's victory. Of course, Gu Yanting did it on purpose, because every time Tang Yi won a victory, he would cooperate with him in a good-natured way. Whether it was out of compensatory psychology or pure joy, Gu Yanting was very happy to change his face.
But since Wei Wei was picked up, Tang Yi stopped arguing with him.
Sometimes he deliberately throws a stinky sock on the sofa, or throws the changed trousers on the floor of the bedroom instead of putting it in the laundry basket. Tang Yi didn't make a sound. He took it.
At the beginning, Gu Yanting was quite happy, but the second time and the third time, he began to play drums in his heart. When he waited for the fourth and fifth time, he suddenly shook his body, and thought of a terrible speculation in his mind - compared to the life of a sweet husband and sweet pet, this is obviously more like the tranquility before the storm.
When this idea first came out, he was writing a report in the company. Small ideas quickly took root in his mind, but the branches and leaves quickly occupied his brain capacity. Gu Yanting felt agitated all over, and when he looked back, he hurried back in horror, and even the sweat on his forehead had to spell out a line of big characters "Tang Yi wants to break up with him".
The house was very clean, and the shoes at the entrance were all placed in the shoe cabinet. The sofa cover was stretched without a single fold, and all the items in the trash basket were taken away. Gu Yanting was a little dazed, he obviously cleaned it up himself, but at this moment he just saw something unusual, and everywhere felt a dangerous aura.
He wiped his sweat and hurriedly trotted into the bedroom. Both of their documents were kept in a small transparent box on the bedside table. Gu Yanting hurriedly pulled everything onto the bed, the transparent box shook upside down, and when everything fell out in pieces, he took a deep breath, feeling that his heartbeat was about to stop.
- Tang Yi's ID card and passport are not there!
Why is it not there? Already take it with you? Or hiding somewhere else? Will Tang Yi not come back today
Calm down, calm down!
After being stunned for a while, Gu Yanting calmed down. He quickly recalled the episodes in the morning to see if there was anything unusual, while dialing Tang Yi's cell phone number.
The phone was quickly connected in his nervous recollection. Tang Yi's laughing voice came from the other end of the phone line. He seemed to be in a good mood, "Yanting? What's the matter?"
"Ah, it's alright," Gu Yanting coughed lightly and carefully covered his phone, "Are you busy now?"
"Not busy." Tang Yi smiled.
"...Oh," Gu Yanting paused, and then pretended to inadvertently asked after chatting for a long time, "Where's your ID card? I didn't see it when I cleaned up the house today."
His breath was a little short, and he couldn't breathe anymore after he finished speaking.
Fortunately, Tang Yi said it happily, "In that black bag, I just put it in yesterday."
The black bag was given to Tang Yi by Gu Yanting last time. Tang Yi didn't use it very often, let alone put an ID card in it. Gu Yanting was very happy when he said it, and while he was relieved, a little man pointed at him and laughed, gloating like a fool.
But after a while, another villain appeared, with a nervous expression on his face, "Gu Yanting, Gu Yanting, you can't be careless, Tang Yi didn't leave today, it doesn't mean he won't leave in the future, otherwise you should pack up your documents carefully. What are you doing? You forgot how you broke up in the first place?"
Gu Yanting frowned and sighed.
How can you forget it? Tang Yi was the happiest when they broke up. He took the documents and wallet and left quickly before he could digest it. No clothes, no sheets or bedding, or any property deposits. The rhythm of walking back and forth every minute.
Gu Yanting didn't know whether it was his reflex arc length, or the Tang Yi-style breakup that left him with aftereffects.
He was really scared. When other people's families break up, they all cry, make trouble, and hang themselves. First come the prelude, then the main play, and finally run high | tide. But Tang Yi won't. If he is not satisfied with his life, he can pack up at any time with the documents and leave.
The nervous and sweaty villain was victorious, Gu Yanting patted his head, very wisely found a black plastic bag, put the two people's documents together in the bag, and after searching around the house, put it in the bag. He arrived at a place that Tang Yi could never have imagined.
Without a certificate, Tang Yi can't get a car, a plane, or a hotel... If Tang Yi gets angry, he just rushes up and hehe. Gu Yanting arrogantly gave himself a compliment, and then recalled his various "sinful" and dangerous actions in the past few days, and started the cleanup with the idea of meritorious deeds.
So when Tang Yi came home from the company, he saw a long row of panties floating all over the balcony, including a few T-backs...
"Gu Yanting," Tang Yi was shocked by what he saw before he even put down his bag.
Gu Yanting had just set the dishes and saw Tang Yi's expression floated in his heart. He couldn't be too happy in his heart, but he still held it on his face. He didn't answer until he walked to Tang Yi, "Huh?"
Tang Yi took a slow breath, his beautiful eyes slowly moved to his face, and he asked in disbelief, "Are you facing them and creating a Great Xing'an Mountain?"
"… "
Gu Yanting was stunned, "Who did it? I didn't, where am I..." He followed Tang Yi's gaze to the balcony and paused, "I just washed our underwear."
"..." Tang Yi's mouth twitched, but he quickly put it aside and talked about another more important matter, "I won't go to the company tomorrow, I'll go to the Fatty's gang first. I'm so busy, let's go straight to the airport after lunch."
Gu Yanting was stunned, "Going to the airport?"
"That's right," Tang Yi gave him a strange look as he walked to the bedroom, "Isn't it scheduled last week to go to Xi'an this weekend? By the way, don't forget to put your ID card in that black bag later. , take it with you when you go out tomorrow."
Gu Yanting stood on the spot and reacted for a while, before he remembered in a trance, Xi'an? Yes, he and Tang Yi were going to Xi'an and then to Dunhuang, so they left the dog with his parents. It's just that he's been thinking a lot in the past two days, and he forgot about it.
Gu Yanting breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly froze when he turned around.
He put away both his and Tang Yi's ID cards. But... Where did that place that Tang Yi never imagined came from
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two
The nonsensical Ning Zeyu side story
Ning Zeyu felt very desperate for this messed up world.
However, despair is useless. Who made him, as a straight and straight socialist four-good youth, even made good friends from kindergarten all small gays!
In the words of Ning's mother, this cliff is either talented or just like him.
Ning Zeyu had a deep understanding of a truth after seeing all kinds of little friends or simple or complex families - he is a real mother. Thinking that he has been in the world for more than 20 years, and he is about to run for the third time.
"Children, you said that you were in your early twenties and didn't have a partner. Did you fail to recognize yourself correctly?"
Ning Zeyu looked at his mother with a straight face, pretending to not understand the subtext, "I know myself very well, thank you."
"Oh," Mom took a breath, "then did you have something to communicate with Mom..."
"I unilaterally feel that we communicate well, thank you."
"Then why don't you have a partner yet?" Mom blinked, but still didn't let him go. "Why don't you have a single male or female?"
"..." Ning Zeyu wiped his face, "I don't know..."
"Neither the old nor the young..." Mom tutted, and was stopped halfway through speaking—the good-tempered Ning Zeyu finally couldn't hold back, and hurriedly shouted, "Old Ning!—"
Someone upstairs responded with the same loud voice, "In—"
"Take care of your wife!"
"I can't handle it-"
Ning Zeyu, "..."
Ning's mother happily compared a pair of scissors, "I haven't finished yet, you let me finish, and you haven't brought back one of your children, obviously you have a problem! I told you to ask when you were young. You just don't listen to your good relationship with your female classmates, and now you're a bachelor, you still refuse to admit it, really, I'm so embarrassed to your mother. But I'm just a son like you, so I'll give you some advice..."
Ning Zeyu was shocked, and just as he was about to refuse, he saw his mother hand over two photos, "The children of the old Qin family are better than you!"
Ning Zeyu looked at it, she was a pretty girl, not bad. When I was about to take it down, the back one also fell out.
"...Why are you two?"
"Look at both!"
"No," Ning Zeyu was about to collapse, "I mean, why one man and one woman!"
For Ning Zeyu, the saddest thing in the world is not that he is gay and cannot come out to his family, but that he is straight like a telephone pole, and the whole world thinks he is gay.
Speaking of this, I can't blame others. Ning Zeyu's friends, nine out of ten are gay, when he was still in the kindergarten, he comforted his junior and best friend, Xiao Shishi. Little Stone was laughed at by his classmates because he liked to wear women's clothes. He patted his chest very righteously, and also asked Ning's mother to buy him a tutu skirt and wear it together with Little Stone.
When I was in elementary school, I gave a boy a note at the same table and was rejected. As a result, I couldn't help crying. Ning Zeyu's love overflowed, and after a long time of melancholy, he went home and asked Ning's mother how to write a small note to the boy.
He didn't remember the tangled and complicated expression of Ning's mother at that time, but he remembered that after the fight, Ning's mother added a sentence to his routine concern and greeting after returning home.
It used to be, "Xiaoyu, do you have a favorite little girl in the school?" Ning Zeyu shook her head, but she stopped asking.
Later, "Xiaoyu, is there a little girl you like in the school?" Ning Zeyu shook his head, and Ning's mother said, "What about the little boy?" Ning Zeyu also shook his head.
So Ning's mother would breathe a sigh of relief and teach earnestly on the side, "If there is a little girl you like, you can tell her. It's not good for a little boy."
Ning Zeyu was surprised and asked her, "Why?"
Ning's mother looked serious, "Because little girls are always more beautiful as they grow older, and little boys are always uglier and uglier. So get to know a girl as early as possible, and a boy must wait for you when you become an adult."
Ning Zeyu suddenly realized, so he took it to comfort a good friend he met in junior high school. And for a long time after that, he regarded that admonition as the golden rule.
It's not because of other things, it's because he looked at himself in the mirror and really verified the saying that the longer the little boy is, the uglier he is - when he was in elementary school, relatives still touched his head and said he was cute. However, when he was in high school, everyone's eyes suddenly changed. The sympathy mixed with shock, coupled with the tone of "poor to see the child", made Ning Zeyu repeatedly wonder if he had experienced it. What a great misfortune.
However, as the ancients said, if there is gain, there will be losses, and if there is loss, there will be gains. Although Ning Zeyu is a little darker and thinner, his face is a little older, but his popularity is exceptionally good. It is not an exaggeration to say that his friends are everywhere. He is loyal, broad-minded, and more importantly, any buddy is not afraid that his girlfriend will empathize with him after seeing him.
These deep friendships made him have right-hand men to help him many times in exams, and he never failed a class since he was a child. Even when he graduated, some classmates handed him a job offer early, and after he successfully joined the job, he helped him sign the first order.
Ning Zeyu was moved, and went all the way to thank this classmate. The result was a thousand calculations. Unexpectedly, the other party was drunk that day, so he hugged him and started eating.
It was really gnawing. Ning Zeyu's first feeling was pain, and it was estimated that his skin would be broken. The second reaction was that Lao Tzu's first kiss was gone!
Then…
There is no more, the extremely irresponsible classmate took two bites, probably because the taste was not right, he snorted and fell asleep. Ning Zeyu had never had any boyfriend or girlfriend since he was a child. He was blown away by this shock, and he rushed back to T City overnight. The next day that classmate called him, apparently completely forgot about it in his words, and said with a smile that he didn't follow the rules and left without staying a day.
Ning Zeyu wanted to remind him of what happened last night, but after thinking about it, he felt awkward again, and hung up after a few words.
It's just that his luck didn't get better after that. Even after his work, his appearance has changed a lot, his height has also increased after years of exercise, his muscles have grown, and his face has become more angular, but he still can't attract any creatures.
The two photos that Ning's mother gave him are simply the best looking singles he has seen in recent years.
Ning Zeyu subconsciously wanted to throw away the photo of the young man, and after thinking of the kiss he had nibbled twice, his hand stopped again.
What if there is a door
What if he is not straight and thorough
Well, go and see (⊙o⊙)…