The Chinese New Year is approaching, and every household is full of joy. Those who are preparing for the New Year’s goods are preparing for the New Year’s goods, and those who go home after a long journey. Although the taste of the New Year is not as good as every year, you can still feel the feeling of the New Year wherever you go.
Shi Chen and Fan Yao are also preparing for the Chinese New Year recently, but the atmosphere in their house is not so good.
In fact, after the last daily breakup, the two had a good chat. Seeing that the Chinese New Year is approaching, this daily breakup should be stopped for a while, because breaking up during the Chinese New Year is not auspicious.
The two did reach a consensus, but are there always exceptions? Accidents always come so suddenly.
The reasons for the quarrels were the same as in the past, they were all about trivial matters. This time it was because of the annual meeting of the Tang Corporation headquarters the day before yesterday. There was a lottery at the annual meeting. The Tang Corporation was rich and powerful, so the prizes given out were naturally extraordinary.
The special prize is amazing. It is a two-color Bentley. It is the same model and different color as the car of Tang Sihuan, Tang Dong, the head of the Tang family. Tsk tsk tsk, it is the same car as the boss, how face-saving it is!
The awards below are also various, including brand-name bags, brand-name computers, a full box of top-quality red wine, a full set of world-class cosmetics, and so on. But these are not important, Fan Yao just took a fancy to that Bentley, he has been envious of Big Brother Tang's car for a long time, but he didn't have the money to buy it, so at the annual meeting, Fan Yao prayed for his luck a little.
Before going to draw the lottery, Fan Yao was still very confident. He felt that his luck was always good, otherwise how could there be a man who loves him so much? He felt that he had a little premonition, that he would be very lucky tonight, and he would definitely win the special prize!
He turned his head to look at Shi Chen, who was calmly tasting wine beside him, stretched out his evil claws, touched his hand, and rubbed it back and forth. Although he felt that his luck was pretty good, he always felt that Shi Chen's luck was even better than his. Otherwise, how could he meet such a perfect man as himself? Get lucky!
Shi Chen has been with him for so many years, so he knows what kind of pee he is, so he ignored him and let him touch him, picked up a piece of braised pork with chopsticks and fed him.
Fan Yao was overwhelmed with beauty in his heart, he opened his mouth and bit down, with a smile on his face.
Shi Chen said: "It's so happy to eat the same kind, it's as stupid as your stupid dog."
This is to call him a pig in disguise. Fan Yao choked on a mouthful of pork, and was so angry that he pinched Shi Chen's thigh. Seeing that he was choking, Shi Chen was afraid that something would happen if he was just venting his anger, so he quickly scooped up a bowl of soup for him, blew it and handed it to him, watching him drink while patting his back.
"Can you die if you are more careful?" Shi Chen glared at him.
Fan Yao gulped down the soup, finally swallowed the meat, gave him a blank look, and said, "Will you die if you don't hate me?"
When Shi Chen heard this, he curled his lips into a smile, leaned into his ear, and said in a low voice, "Yes, I will suffocate to death."
As he said that, he secretly patted Fan Yao's butt. Fan Yao instantly understood what his "suffocation" and "suffocation" meant, and grinned his teeth in anger.
"I won't argue with you tonight, so as not to spoil my good luck." Fan Yao saw that the lottery draw on the stand was going on in an orderly manner, and it was his turn soon, and the special prize hadn't been drawn yet. The small grievances dissipated, and I looked forward to my luck exploding.
Seeing that his eyes were bright with anticipation, Shi Chen smiled helplessly, and picked up some of his favorite dishes for him. This guy patronizes the grand prize and hasn't eaten anything since the banquet started.
Fan Yao didn't quite realize when there were so many delicious food in his bowl, so he picked up the chopsticks to eat naturally when he saw it, and kept his eyes on the place where the lottery was drawn on the stage.
Whenever this happens, Shi Chen's heart will be very soft. Although Fan Yao sometimes sneers, he is a very simple person, and this is what attracts him the most.
Not long after, when Fan Yao had just finished eating the dishes in the bowl, it was his turn to draw a lottery.
He stood up a little excitedly, straightened his clothes, showed Shi Chen a smile that was sure to win, and said: "I'm going to smoke a Bentley, don't ask for it in the future, I won't lend it to you !"
Shi Chen raised his eyebrows, and said without sincerity: "Oh, then I wish you good luck."
Seeing his sloppy face, Fan Yao was upset, and secretly swore in his heart that he must win the special prize, otherwise he should be ridiculed by this guy!
Fan Yao stepped onto the stage imposingly, meditated n times in his heart, "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, and then, under the watchful eyes of the crowd, he drew a card out.
Tang Corporation's lottery card is also very formal, and it needs to be scratched to see the content.
Fan Yao was still muttering Mimi Mimihong in his heart, squinting his eyes and scratching expectantly—the three-day holiday card.
"Wow, congratulations to Assistant Fan for getting a three-day holiday card. Haha, money is something outside of the body, and vacations are what attract people. Congratulations!"
Fan Yao's heart was broken into scum, watching the big screen counting up the prizes he had drawn, and thanking the host with a smile, his heart was bleeding like a river, his Bentley!
The lottery draw was still going on, Fan Yao returned to his seat with ashamed face, and put the three-day holiday card on the table.
Seeing that he was disappointed, Shi Chen touched his head with a smile, and comforted him: "The holidays are good, and you are usually tired from work. Taking more time to rest and relax is good for your health."
Fan Yao originally thought that Shi Chen was going to laugh at him, but he didn't expect him to say such heartwarming words to comfort himself, and suddenly he became happy again, saying, "That's right, what a great vacation, I can go on a trip in three days. "
"If you don't have a Bentley, you can only drive a broken car." Seeing that Fan Yao was happy, Shi Chen began to speak harshly, drinking red wine leisurely.
Fan Yao immediately became furious, snatched Shi Chen's wine glass, drank it down, bared his teeth and said, "Shut up! Take it if you have the ability! Standing and talking won't hurt your back!"
Just in time, it was Shi Chen's turn, and Shi Chen stood up with a smile.
Fan Yao was upset, thinking that if Shi Chen really got the draw, wouldn't he be too embarrassing? So he groaned: "Don't go, all the good things have been taken away, you think you can really smoke a Bentley, what kind of shit luck is it?"
Shi Chen raised his eyebrows, bent over to Fan Yao's side, and said with a smile, "Then give me a lucky kiss."
As he spoke, he gently kissed Fan Yao's lips.
Fan Yao's heart thumped, he was still unconvinced just now, but now he is so sweet to death. It really is his man, he loves him so much, and he still asks for a kiss for luck, so it can be understood that in Shi Chen's eyes, he is his luck, right
He was delighted by his own thoughts, so he heard Shi Chen smack his mouth and said, "A mouth that has eaten dog shit should be a bit of dog shit luck, right? Thank you for sharing a little bit with me."
After finishing speaking, Shi Chen came onto the stage with a smile on his face. Fan Yao turned his head around and finally understood what Shi Chen was talking about. He was so angry that he almost jumped! However, there are so many people at the annual meeting, it's not shameful, I can only bury my head and sulk! This guy who eats shit actually says that others eat shit, he's insane!
Shi Chen did not pray to Buddha or God like Fan Yao did, he took a card at random and gently scraped it away - Bentley.
"Wow! I didn't expect tonight's winner to be our lawyer Shi! Congratulations! Great luck in the new year!" The host himself was envious.
A group of people in the audience shouted wow, crap, applauding and congratulating.
Fan Yao was still eating the food in Shi Chen's bowl, but when he heard this, he stood up in fright and looked at Shi Chen on the stage in disbelief.
In fact, Shi Chen didn't really care about it, so he just randomly picked one and went through the process. Everyone was so excited, so he didn't want to disappoint himself. Unexpectedly, he was so lucky that he got the special prize.
Maybe it was really the good luck brought by that guy, Shi Chen thought so, and shook the card in his hand to Fan Yao.
Fan Yao thought Shi Chen was showing off, and his teeth itch with anger.
When Shi Chen came down, Fan Yao pretended not to see, and ate food on his own, lest the idiot open his mouth and mock him.
Shi Chen knew the little Jiujiu in his heart, ignored him, ate the food calmly, then shook the glass of red wine and said: "I don't want to drink anymore, Mr. Tang said that the car can be driven back now. If you drink too much, you can't drink it." driving."
Fan Yao buried his head in eating hard, heard the car, moved his ears, turned to look at Shi Chen, and said very kindly: "I'll drive back later, I'll just take a sip, you've had enough tonight. "
Shi Chen glanced at him, ate a mouthful of food, and coolly returned what he said just now, "Don't drive my car, I won't lend it to you."
Fan Yao had a mouthful of old blood choked in his throat, almost rolled his eyes in anger, ignored him, and continued to bury his head in hard work, but his heart was very itchy. Although he didn't get a Bentley, but his man did. Isn't Shi Chen's his? Fan Yao narrowed his eyes, silently thinking that he must snatch the car from Shi Chen!
After the annual meeting, Shi Chen went to get the car, and seeing Fan Yao staring at him sullenly, he felt amused, and finally let him have a good time.
But addiction is such a thing, you will become addicted after you get through it!
Fan Yao liked the feeling of driving this car so much, he was full of thoughts along the way—he must grab this car!
Therefore, Fan Yao has been trying to ask Shi Chen for this car for the past few days, but Shi Chen just refuses to give it to him. Fan Yao became angry, thinking when did Shi Chen become so stingy, although he used to have a bad mouth, but he really had nothing to say about being nice to him, even if he said that he would give him the best things , and now you have been holding back for a few days and just don't let go? Could it be that this guy is raising goblins outside? Is there a goblin who wants to suck his energy
When he is in a bad mood, he likes to think wildly, and all kinds of wild things can become the plot of it. Fan Yao has been sullen for several days, because of a car. Shi Chen didn't let go, he didn't even want to discuss with him who's going to celebrate the New Year first this year.
Naturally, Shi Chen wasn't really stingy, he was just teasing him. But seeing that this idiot was really angry, it's not good to be really angry during the Chinese New Year, so he finally relaxed a little, and the car can be given to him, but the premise is that Fan Yao has to do it with him on the Bentley once.
What! Fan Yao exploded right then! This slut is even more shameless! Such a tall car! Use it for car shock! are you crazy!
So Fan Yao became even more angry, and slept with his butt facing Shi Chen at night.
Regarding this point, Shi Chen really didn't let go of his mouth. Isn't it because the car is tall and the vibration of the car is more exciting
Facing the butt that was facing him at night, Shi Chen helplessly chuckled, patted lightly, and closed his eyes to sleep, which made Fan Yao very angry.
Seeing that the Spring Festival is getting closer, Shi Chen is slowly cleaning at home, buying New Year's goods for the New Year to honor his parents, while Fan Yao, while helping to clean, is suffering endlessly.
Do you really want to give up this car? How cool it is to drive a Bentley back to your parents' house during the Chinese New Year! Is such a good opportunity just missed? Isn't it just a car shock? What's the big deal? Do you seldom do it or what? Why are you so reserved at this moment? They are all their own men, how much is it worth to be reserved? Can I get a Bentley instead
Shi Chen looked at Fan Yao's frowning face and struggled secretly every day, feeling secretly refreshed.
Finally, one night, when both of them fell asleep on the bed, Fan Yao didn't point his butt at Shi Chen, and Shi Chen knew that this guy had compromised.
Sure enough, after a while, Fan Yao rubbed his shoulders on his shoulder, and said, "Can I add one more to the condition you mentioned?"
Shi Chen asked lightly: "What?"
Fan Yao said: "Give Guaiguai the same rights as the Earl in the future, and Guaiguai also likes to lie on the bed, you can't just give the Earl this privilege!"
Shi Chen refused: "No, stupid dog is too dirty."
Fan Yao frowned again, "Nonsense! Take a shower every now and then! Isn't the Earl dirty?!"
"The earl licks his fur several times a day. He loves to be clean. Would a stupid dog lick it? His mouth is full of crumbs after eating."
"Then I can wipe it down and put it to bed."
"Do you know when he wants to go to bed? Can you wipe it in time?"
"You are too much! In this family, I have no place in this family! Talk about it! Go to sleep!"
Fan Yao was so angry that he turned over and pointed his butt towards Shi Chen.
Shi Chen saw it was funny, and said leisurely: "Forget it, I don't need to drive any Bentley."
When Fan Yao heard this, his heart moved, and he squinted his eyes slightly to listen. This is Shi Chen's compromise, and he wants to give him the car
Then Shi Chen said calmly: "No one opened it, so let's sell it. It's worth several million. The money comes at a good price."
As soon as the words fell, Fan Yao exploded all over, yelled loudly, turned over and threw himself on Shi Chen, pinched Shi Chen's neck and shook vigorously, saying: "The car is shaking, the car is shaking, the car is shaking, now the car is shaking! "
Shi Chen was almost knocked unconscious by him, turned over helplessly and pressed him under him, coughed a few times, and said, "Okay, it's too late today, go to sleep, we'll talk about it tomorrow."
Seeing that Shi Chen's neck was pinched by himself, Fan Yao was also taken aback by himself. He didn't think about Bentley, and quickly touched the red mark and asked, "Are you okay? Did I hit too hard? "
"It's okay, I'm not as important as your Bentley, the car will be yours tomorrow." Shi Chen joked.
Fan Yao rolled his eyes at him, put his arms around him, pulled the quilt up and closed his eyes to sleep, and muttered, "Nonsense."
Shi Chen smiled, stopped teasing him, and fell asleep with his arms around him.
The next day, Shi Chen had sex with Fan Yao in the brand new Bentley as he wished, and Fan Yao also got this tall car as he wished.
The little quarrel between the two of them passed away like this, and they went home to celebrate the New Year with their New Year gifts and their cats and dogs. Last year, they went back to Shi Chen's house first, and this year they went back to Fan Yao's house first.
Fan Yao drove his beloved Bentley with his beloved man, and was extremely happy. Fan's father and Fan's mother don't know much about the brand of car, but they are also very happy to see that the children are still loving each other.
That night, Fan Yao started to commit suicide again.
"Ahhh! Dedication blessings! Pray for dedication!" Fan Yao threw himself on the bed with his mobile phone in his hands just after taking a shower.
Shi Chen knew what five blessings he was messing with recently, so he ignored him and continued to read.
Fan Yao sadly looked at the patriotism, prosperity, harmony, and friendliness on his mobile phone, but there was no dedication blessing. Seeing that tomorrow is New Year's Eve, there will be a lottery draw, and he is so anxious!
He also took his parents' mobile phone registration account to scan before, but he couldn't scan the dedication blessing. Now his only hope is Shi Chen's mobile phone, but Shi Chen's mobile phone always has a lot of important files, which are generally not allowed to be touched by others, especially him, because he once formatted his mobile phone accidentally, giving him caused great trouble.
But this is the only hope!
Fan Yao just walked up to Shi Chen's side, stretching out his sinful claws, trying to get Shi Chen's cell phone.
With sharp eyes, Shi Chen caught a glimpse of his sneaky movements out of the corner of his eye, and took the phone back first.
With a mournful face, Fan Yao said, "Dedication blessing! Give me dedication blessing!"
Shi Chen snorted softly, and said, "You're not dedicated, where did you get the blessing of dedication?"
"Why am I not dedicated to my work! Which time have I not been diligent and conscientious in my work! Mr. Tang is very satisfied with me!"
Shi Chen nodded perfunctorily, ignored him, and continued to read.
Fan Yao felt that the sky was about to collapse, so he kicked off his slippers and climbed onto the bed, rubbed against Shi Chen, and touched the phone in his hand.
Shi Chen squinted at him, and Fan Yao said, "I'm not dedicated, but you are dedicated. Who in the huge Tang Corporation doesn't know that Lawyer Shi is the representative of dedication, and your account will definitely be able to get the dedication blessing! Brush it up for me! If you get the money, you will get half of the money!"
Shi Chen had only heard a little bit about the five blessings, and asked, "How much money can I have?"
"Well, it's a matter of luck, it's 0-666."
Shi Chen raised his eyebrows, as if watching a psychopath, and said, "What money do you need? Bentley sold enough for you to sell thousands of 666s."
When it came to selling the car, Fan Yao's nerves became tense, he hugged Shi Chen's arm flatteringly, and said, "The money is not much, so let's have a good time during the Chinese New Year!"
"Have fun?" Shi Chen thoughtfully, nodded, and said, "I can give it to you, but I don't want the money. We will do it as many times as you get, how about it?"
This harlot! What else is in my head other than papapapahahahaha all day long!
Fan Yao dared not speak out because he still had to use someone else's mobile phone.
"How about 666? Can you do it for one night? You won't be exhausted?" Fan Yao mocked with blank eyes.
Shi Chen said: "If you can't finish it, save it for later."
"Hmph, I can't kill you!" Fan Yao snatched the phone in dissatisfaction, leaned against the head of the bed silently and started sweeping blessings.
Shi Chen knew that he had acquiesced, so he ignored him and continued to read.
After a while, Fan Yao suddenly yelled.
"Ahhh! Dedication blessing! The first one is the dedication blessing! Oh my god, I'm so lucky!"
Shi Chen really didn't understand what the fun was for such a little money, so he had no choice but to plug his ears with earplugs and continued to read in silence.
Seeing that he didn't share his joy with him, Fan Yao glanced at his mouth, silently added a friend, sent the dedication blessing to his account, and then took a screenshot and sent it to Moments to show off.
Fan Yao's excitement calmed down a little after showing off one by one in front of those without professional blessings.
It was getting late, it was time to go to bed, Shi Chen saw that he was quiet, took off his earplugs, put down his book, and lay down to sleep.
Fan Yao was still very happy in his heart, he leaned against Shi Chen, hugged him and asked happily: "How do you think you are so lucky? You draw Bentleys at the annual meeting, Wufu draws dedication, and envy dead people."
Shi Chen hugged him into his arms, tucked the quilt on his back, and said softly: "There is nothing to envy, it's all because I met you."
Fan Yao was taken aback, sweetly.
But he knew that there would always be glass shards behind Shi Chen's love words, so he didn't want to hear it, so he covered his ears with his hands and closed his eyes to sleep.
Seeing him like this, Shi Chen couldn't help but smile, took his hand and hugged him to sleep, and didn't say anything else to disrupt the atmosphere.
Fan Yao waited for a while, but fell asleep with a smile on his face before the shards of glass appeared.
However, on New Year's Eve, Fan Yao collected all the five blessings and only drew 0.5 yuan, which is sad and deplorable.
But 0.5 yuan? How many times? Half time
Fan Yao laughed out loud when he thought of this, and told Shi Chen that he could only do half a time, and asked him to come out after half of it, after all, this is a rule set by himself~
The ending can be imagined, how could Shi Chen pay attention to you half a time, of course it is to have fun together!