Breaking the Day

Chapter 100: If the mountains and rivers do not turn, people will turn themselves

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The mountain road where four carriages could run side by side was extremely quiet. Li Chengfeng was stunned and dumbfounded. He couldn't help but glance at Su Yuehan. Su Yuehan's eyes twitched and said: "Master, is it too late for us to return to Zangjin Pavilion now? "

Li Chengfeng said dryly: "Ying, it's probably too late, right?"

Su Yuehan suddenly pointed at the two men in front of her and said, "Oh, Master, look, aren't these the two men who blackmailed us before?"

Li Chengfeng took a closer look and his eyes widened immediately. One of the two people was short and the other had a wretched face. Who were they if they weren't having a fight at the foot of the mountain

Oops, it’s really like the mountains and rivers turn around, and we meet again here!

Li Chengfeng had a flash of inspiration and almost clapped his hands and laughed: Oh, if I really want to sleep, someone will give me a pillow! These two swindlers, even if they were cheating and kidnapping at the foot of the mountain, they actually pretended to be senior brothers from Hidden Sword Pavilion and tried to deceive people up the mountain!

It doesn’t matter if you meet other people, but if you meet your grandpa and me today, you will have bad luck for eight lifetimes!

Li Chengfeng put his hands on his hips and scolded: "You two bastards are just trying to extort money at the foot of the mountain. Young master, I will spare your lives. Why don't you think you're here again now? You really are an old man holding arsenic and living impatiently!"

When the two men saw Li Chengfeng, they were stunned, and then they were furious. The short man shouted loudly: "Brother, it's that little liar!"

Li Chengfeng was furious, waving his arms and sleeves before stepping forward and saying, "You are the liar! In broad daylight, how dare you pretend to be our senior brother from the Lingshan Sect!"

The short man said angrily: "Fart, I am from the Lingshan sect! So is my senior brother!"

Li Chengfeng walked up to them and said angrily: "Fart! Just you? Which Tiange are you from?"

The man with a wretched face said angrily: "We are from Hidden Sword Pavilion, who are you! How dare you be so arrogant!"

Li Chengfeng laughed loudly: "Am I arrogant? Ha, God is really short-sighted. You guys who spend most of your time at the foot of Lingshan dare to say that others are arrogant?"

Su Yuehan on the side held back her laughter, put her hands on her hips and said in support: "That's right!"

The short man glared at Su Yuehan, and Su Yuehan immediately hid behind Li Chengfeng and made a face at the two of them.

The short man said angrily: "We are all monks of the Lingshan Sect. This is the way to the Hidden Sword Pavilion. We are here to collect the money. What's wrong with it! But you, you little brat, actually dare to talk to us like this!" Are you tired of living?"

Li Chengfeng laughed angrily and said: "Okay, you pretend to be a monk after touching the porcelain, you have the right skills! With your appearance, you dare to say that you are a monk of the Lingshan Sect or a senior fellow of the Hidden Sword Pavilion? I won't do it today. God’s way is so great that even God can’t stand it anymore!”

After saying that, he moved and rushed towards the two of them.

The short man laughed angrily and said: "You have the guts! You dare to fight us. Just now, there were many people at the foot of the mountain and they didn't care about you. Now you actually don't go when there is a way in the fairy world, but you come here when there is no way in the underworld! I will let you know today." Your young master, I..."

As he was speaking, he reached out to pull out the sword hidden behind him, but as soon as he reached behind his head, he saw a figure flash in front of him, and then the senior brother beside him flew out.

The short man turned his head to look with his eyes wide open, only to see Li Chengfeng riding on his senior brother. With one hand and one mouth, he opened the bow left and right, making a loud snapping sound. While he was beating, he was cursing: "Tell me, are you guys?" fraud!"

The short man pulled out his sword and said angrily: "Let go of my senior brother! Let me tell you, we really belong to the Hidden Sword Pavilion, how dare you..."

While he was talking, Li Chengfeng had already slapped his mouth more than a dozen times. The guy with a wretched face only had time to curse a few words before his mouth became swollen. He whined and begged for mercy: "Stop fighting, stop fighting! "

Li Chengfeng said angrily: "Tell me, are you liars?"

The guy with a wretched face shed tears in his eyes and cried: "Yes, I am a liar!"

Li Chengfeng said angrily: "Are you the only one who is a liar?"

The guy with a wretched face said quickly: "He, he is also a liar!"

The short man said in shock and anger: "Senior brother! What are you talking about!"

Li Chengfeng slapped him a few more times and said angrily: "Are you two the only liars? Is there anyone else who is your accomplice!"

The guy with a wretched face cried: "No, no more!"

Li Chengfeng snapped his bow left and right and slapped him a few more times: "Nonsense! How can you be in this business without a lookout! What about selling stolen goods? How do you sell stolen goods? How do you usually divide the stolen goods! Where do thieves usually hide their stolen goods! Tell me, tell me everything. come out!"

The short man on the side was speechless and thought to himself: Good boy, the door is clear! It seems that I have met the ancestor of thieves!

The guy with a wretched face was whipped until he was dizzy and cried: "Brother, leave it all to the brothers!"

Li Chengfeng angrily slapped him down several times: "You still want to pretend to be a senior! You are talking about your family!"

The guy with a wretched face cried: "This eldest brother, uncle! As long as grandpa doesn't beat me, our whole family can be liars!"

Li Chengfeng laughed angrily and said, "What the hell!" He was about to hit him again, but he saw this guy with a wretched face screamed, tilted his head and fainted.

Li Chengfeng turned to look at the short man. The short man suddenly became excited, as if seeing a demon king. He subconsciously took a step back, holding a long sword, and his voice was like a rooster being strangled by the throat, and said hoarsely: "You, what are you going to do? !”

Li Chengfeng stood up and walked towards him. The short man Se Li Nei pointed his sword at Li Chengfeng and said, "Don't come over here, or I will kill you!"

Li Chengfeng laughed angrily and said, "Okay, I want to see how you kill me!"

The short man gritted his teeth and said, "Be careful. This is the famous sword 'Liu Feng' from the Lingshan Sect's Hidden Sword Pavilion. It can cut iron like mud and break hair by blowing it. It can not only take a person's head thousands of miles away, but also..."

Li Chengfeng jumped up in front of the short man, looked down at him condescendingly, as if the sword in his hand didn't exist, pressed his chest against the tip of his sword, and said with a ferocious smile: "What else can I do?"

The short man had never seen such a terrifying devil incarnate before. His body trembled, an idea flashed in his mind, his legs bent, and he knelt on the ground, kowtowing like garlic: "Grandpa, have mercy on me, grandpa have mercy on me!"

Su Yuehan couldn't help laughing.

Li Chengfeng grabbed the short man from the ground and said angrily: "Who are you and why do you dare to pretend to be a senior fellow of the Lingshan Sect!"

Before the short man could speak, Su Yuehan suddenly pointed behind Li Chengfeng and said, "Master, he ran away!"

Li Chengfeng was furious. He grabbed the long sword from the short man's hand and waved it towards the short man. The short man screamed in fright, fell back and sat down. On the ground, he screamed: "I'm dead, I'm dead!"

He fell to the ground. After a while, he subconsciously touched his forehead and then his body with his hand. After finding that he was unharmed, he struggled to get up.

When the short man saw Li Chengfeng chasing the wretched-looking guy, he quickly turned around and ran away in the other direction. Su Yuehan quickly pointed at him and shouted: "Hey, stop, don't run!"

The short man was so frightened that he stood still, but as he ran and stood again, his robe suddenly split into two with a crash, slipped from his body and fell to the ground, revealing his naked body underneath.

Su Yuehan suddenly turned red and spat.

Only then did the short man realize that Li Chengfeng's sword had been close to his flesh and split his robe. He was naked inside. He subconsciously covered his crotch with his hand and hurriedly grabbed it and broke it open. He used his robe to cover his lower body, then turned around and ran away.

Su Yuehan saw him running away in a hurry with his bare buttocks, looking so ridiculous, she couldn't help but burst into laughter. She rolled her eyes and used the most inconspicuous spell. With a flick of her finger, she hit him with a wind knife. On the butt.

The short man screamed, covering his buttocks and falling hard to the ground. As soon as he hit the ground, he immediately jumped up like a spring, covering his front crotch with his hands and screaming again and again.

Su Yuehan laughed so hard that tears almost flowed down her face. She clapped her hands and laughed and said: "It's really God's way, retribution is not good! A little liar met a big liar..."

Li Chengfeng turned around and glared at Su Yuehan: "Who is the big liar!"

Su Yuehan quickly swallowed the remaining word, and said with a smile: "It's a little liar who met a big hero!"

Li Chengfeng turned his head with satisfaction. Su Yuehan made a face at his back, chuckled and spat, and said with a wave of eyes: "He is still a shameless liar!"

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