Dayang Town is ten miles away, and including the surrounding area, there are only three villages and four villages. After hearing the news, Li Chengfeng and others quickly found the home of the silly big man, Senior Brother He Zhu.
Li Chengfeng was worried at first that he would not be able to ask, but what he did not expect was that he would find out as soon as he asked. But he soon figured it out: it must be the only young practitioner in Dayang Town, Brother He Zhu, so he Rareness is precious.
I think of every Lingshan sect's entrance ceremony in Cheng'an City. Whenever Cheng'an's children are going to take part in the examination, even the prefect will send them off with great joy and wish them good luck in selecting them for entry. The gesture is much greater than sending off the talented people who have passed the imperial examination in Beijing. .
This Dayang Town seems to be indifferent, but at least a monk from the Lingshan Sect has emerged. After all, it can be regarded as a golden phoenix flying out of the chicken coop, right
But when Li Chengfeng pinched his nose and endured the smell of cow dung and chicken feces along the way to Yueshang Village, Li Chengfeng realized that he had thought wrong again.
An old lady with disheveled hair was sitting on a bumpy bullock cart at the end of the village where chickens were crowing and dogs were barking. The old lady was wearing a cloth coat with lots of colorful patches. Her skin was yellow and cracked, as if There was long-dried loess on the ground, and she was as skinny as a stick in her old age, but the energy in her eyes and her voice that could be heard from the end of the village conveyed a burst of vitality.
The old woman was sitting on the bullock cart and yelled at a farmer's family: "You are the bastard grandson raised by a whore, which man's bedbug gave birth to you, and you did such shameful and dirty things. Look carefully." You fell into the latrine and choked to death. Seeing that your ancestors regretted not shooting you in the latrine to feed the maggots!"
This voice was like a broken gong, roaring so loudly that the wind chimes hanging at the door of a farmer's house a few meters away jingled. Li Chengfeng, who had been scolding a gangster on the street for an hour like this, gasped when he heard it.
After all, Li Chengfeng was born into a noble family. The poor nobles were also nobles. Moreover, the Xie family was born into a noble family. Li Chengfeng was raised very well by her tutor since she was a child. Even when she was scolding people in front of others, her words were very elegant and thoughtless. An uneducated person wouldn't be able to tell for a moment whether it was a compliment or a curse.
But Li Chengfeng couldn't help but frown when he said such dirty and insulting words, let alone a scholar like Han Tianxing who grew up reading books about sages, and a scholar like Zhao Feiyue who grew up in a palace and was surrounded by stars. Princess
Zhao Feiyue suddenly heard this and frowned, with a hint of dissatisfaction and anger in his expression.
Li Chengfeng couldn't listen any more, so he stepped forward and interrupted the old woman's scolding at the village head on the pretext of asking for directions: "Madam, may I ask where Senior Brother He Zhuhe lives?"
When the old woman heard this, she turned around, looked at Li Chengfeng and others up and down, and smiled like a flower on her old face: "Oh, oh, oh, I wonder what happened to the magpie in the village today?" I’m calling! It turns out it’s my son’s fellow disciple. I’m so happy, so happy!”
As soon as she finished speaking, she heard a man in the house shouting and cursing back: "You naughty old prostitute, you only pay 30% of the rent in the village, but you, a crazy old man who has no son, dare to take 50%. Pay attention to the fact that in the future, grandpa Tian will take you into his family and kill all your queens!"
These words made Li Chengfeng feel pain in his heart, but before he could say anything, he heard He's mother proudly sitting on the bullock cart with her hands on her hips and yelling back: "You naughty thing from the Sun family, your parents are still alive." When you were young, you chewed maggots, choked on feces, and destroyed your own balls. You were as timid as a mouse with hairless crotch, and you even cursed through the door? Let me tell you, I have a good son! My son is tall and strong, the thing on his crotch is thicker than your arm, and his ball is bigger than your head! In the future, he will become an immortal. I have no idea that I will follow him to heaven and live a life like an immortal. !”
Li Chengfeng and others looked at each other in shock when they heard this, with mixed feelings in their hearts. They were sad and sad, and they didn't know how to speak for a while.
The neighbors couldn't stand hearing Mother He's proud show off. An old woman came out and pointed at her and yelled: "I originally expected that your son, a monk and aristocrat, would adopt his family's land to your name to avoid taxes and dodge donations. Who would have missed you?" This old blood-sucking whore who eats people without spitting out their bones is so black-faced and black-hearted that she dares to charge 50% of the rent!"
Xu Shihe's mother was very unpopular in the village on weekdays. Neighbors came out one after another and yelled: "That's it, you are a heartless old prostitute. You charge 50% of the rent, how do you expect us to live?"
Mother He was sitting on the bullock cart, with her arms akimbo, pointing and scolding each one without showing any signs of weakness: "You think I charge too much? Okay, then you go rent someone else's field!"
"And you, from the Zhang family! Didn't you want to take advantage at the beginning? Now that you feel there is no advantage to take advantage of, you want to regret it? Tell you, bah, no way! There is no reason in the world that your family can take advantage of everything!" If you don’t urinate and reflect on your own virtue, the dung balls laid by flies will grow up to be dung-rolling maggots! At most, they will just spin around in the hut and enjoy themselves. I really want to go to heaven!"
"Hey, isn't this Mrs. Zhao? What's going on, are you going to rebel too? If you have the guts, go and sue me! Let me tell you, all the transfer notes are in my hands, even if this complaint goes before the emperor , he also wants to make the decision for me!"
"And you, Xiao Zhuozi, when you were wearing open crotch pants, I even flicked your cock! Who gave you the courage to show your teeth at me! Watch out for me to kick your crotch and make your family the last to come!"
Li Chengfeng and the other four people watched dumbfoundedly as Mother He was sitting on a bullock cart at the end of the village, "battles with the Confucian scholars." They saw her angrily scolding more and more villagers in the village, with the momentum of soldiers coming to cover up the water and the earth. One enemy has many enemies, and no one is left behind.
Zhao Feiyue felt that she had heard more dirty words in this moment than she had heard in her entire life. It had dirty her ears and brain. She couldn't bear it anymore and shouted: "Shut up! !”
Her loud shout made everyone stop talking immediately. The villagers in the village looked timidly at Zhao Feiyue's beautiful body, luxurious clothes, and extraordinary demeanor, and they were too timid to speak any more. , turned around and left one by one, but when leaving, they couldn't help but give He's mother a vicious look with their eyes.
But how could a big troll like Mother He, who could fight one against a hundred, care about such a weak and powerless attack? She turned back triumphantly, like a general returning from a victorious battle. There was no trace of shame on her face, and she said to Zhao Feiyue with a smile: "Oh, this girl is so handsome! She is really a fairy from heaven. Character, I saw a lot of oirans in the Chunhong Courtyard back then, but I have never seen a character like you, you are really disgusting!"
When Zhao Feiyue saw her comparing herself to the oiran in the brothel, even if she was praising her, she felt as uncomfortable as eating a fly. Her two beautiful eyebrows were raised higher and higher. If it weren't for Li Chengfeng's sake, this would have been It will happen soon.
Li Chengfeng saw this and said quickly: "Aunt, we are here to visit aunt on the order of Senior Brother He Zhu..."
Mother He didn't wait for him to finish, and interrupted with a smile: "Look, I am really vulgar, I don't know how to treat guests, and I actually neglected our distinguished guests! Come on, you are all my son's classmates. Come and sit in my room and have a drink of water."
Li Chengfeng and others looked at each other, Zhao Feiyue nodded reluctantly, and Li Chengfeng smiled and said, "Sorry for bothering you."
"Oh, what are you talking about? You can come to my house as a guest. That's the blessing I have earned over many lifetimes!" He's mother whipped her whip and drove the ox cart. She pointed to a place a few hundred meters away from the village and said, "My house is right here." There, a few distinguished guests have moved on."
Li Chengfeng nodded and smiled: "Auntie will lead the way, and we will follow."
A few people frowned slightly and followed the bullock cart, enduring the mud and filth along the way. After walking a few hundred meters, they arrived at He Zhu's home. The four of them looked at each other for a while.