When the alarm rang for the eighteenth time, it was finally snapped off by a strong, well-boned hand sticking out from the eiderdown quilt.
At 10:30 in the morning, Yan Yan rolled over from the big bed and sat up, rubbing his dizzy head after a hangover.
The 502 frozen corpse case was transferred to the Procuratorate, and the provincial department planned to track down the unknown snipers. The new fentanyl compound was reported to the Ministry of Public Security. Kang Shuqiang, the leader of the SWAT team, successfully escaped the dangerous period...
In the thunderous applause, Deputy Bureau Wei announced that each of the operation personnel could take three days off, and all the policemen were crazy with joy. Qin Chuan Gouli's two dogs would kill him if they caught him. On the way back in a daze, he seemed to get a fucking call, reminding him not to forget to...
Today is going to be…
Yan Xian Daigo was empowered, the whole person woke up instantly, grabbed the mobile phone and opened WeChat.
"Son, today at twelve o'clock at our house's Zenith Garden Western Restaurant, I will meet the real estate group boss and daughter. Remember to look pretty! Put on a mask! Your mother."
"..." Yan Yan put down his phone, turned his head, and the mirror reflected the face of Hujabala, a bird's nest on top of his head.
"It's time for prostitution again," he murmured.
Yan Yan's transformation process is always as magical as Sailor Moon. Half an hour later, he took a shower, shaved his beard, rubbed the top of his head with scissors, and sprayed gel water to set the shape. Another face that went to the sea and listed for 50,000 yuan.
Then, with a towel on his shoulders, he walked out of the bathroom naked. He was just about to go to the cloakroom to think about how he would take the 108th "You are a good person", "We can be friends", "I'm too young to let me fall in love" card; suddenly changed my mind and wanted to make a pot of tea to quench my thirst after a hangover.
So Deputy Yan's detachment was so cool that the wind was blowing, and he walked out of the bedroom frankly, through the living room, and pushed the door of the pantry.
Yan Yan: "…"
Jiang Ting: "..."
The air suddenly fell silent, Jiang Ting maintained the movement of opening the tea box, and Yan Yan looked at each other with blank expressions.
"You... how... "
Yan Yan's first reaction was why are you here, and then he realized that he had forced the door key to others; the second reaction was that you were actually willing to come, and you were swallowed without saying anything. . His eyes wandered back and forth between Jiang Tuo's hand in the air and the opened tea box, and suddenly realized, as if he had caught a little thief on the spot:
"—You drink my wife's tea again!"
Jiang Ting put his hands behind his back: "No."
"The water is all boiled!"
"Really do not have."
"The last time I brought it to the scene, I said it was specially made for me, but you actually drank it all!"
"Misunderstand."
Yan Yan stepped forward, pulled out the lower layer of the red sandalwood box, and confidently stretched the half tea cake, which seemed to have been bitten by a dog, to Jiang Ting's nose: "Then who do you think drank this?!"
Jiang Ting: "Han Xiaomei."
Yan Yan approached slowly, Jiang Ting had to lean back.
"Look at my eyes and say it again." The two noses were only a few feet apart. Yan Yan stared at Jiang Ting's eyes, his voice was low and full of pressure: "Who is drinking, Han Xiaomei, or you?"
"..." Jiang Ting raised his hand, pointed down, and the mask that was so calm that he was almost indifferent finally cracked:
"Can you put your pants on first?"
Yan Yan looked down and saw that the normal men's organ congestion in the morning and after bathing was clear and obvious, and it was clear at a glance.
"...What do you dislike?" Yan Yan's face was a little red, and he said arrogantly: "This is called male capital, do you understand?!"
Jiang Ting's face was full of desire to speak, but Yan Yan snorted heavily, and turned to go out like a victorious general. As soon as he escaped Jiang Ting's line of sight, he immediately slipped back and forth to the bedroom.
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The minute hand once again walked half a circle, Yan Yan was wearing a high-definition shirt and trousers like a young elite from a rich family. Ordinary people have to wait in line for half a year to get a pair of custom leather shoes, top-level watches, low-key luxury and connotation to drive a car Looking at the side-view mirror for a car that is about the same price as the watch, he is really different from the bird walker who just woke up in the morning.
Yan Yan glanced at the co-pilot slightly proudly: "How is it?"
Jiang Ting held the "Red Book" and turned a page.
"What about you?"
Jiang Ting turned a deaf ear.
Yan Yan pulled out the book and said, "Do you understand that, where are you pretending to be a big-tailed wolf?" He threw the book to the back seat in dissatisfaction.
"..." Jiang Ting held his forehead and sighed: "I don't understand."
Then he looked at Yan Yan and finally told the truth:
"But I need to use some philosophical stuff to force my memory, especially a certain image of you."
Yan Yan: "…"
Jiang Ting said frankly: "The impact is quite big."
The green light came on, the traffic slowly moved forward, and the car was quiet.
"No." After a few minutes, Yan Yan finally couldn't help but want to find a place: "I said that, did it make you so upset? When I went to the bathroom in college, I didn't see other boys naked, or it was the women's bathroom you went to. ?"
Jiang Ting said implicitly, "Everyone in the men's bathroom is relatively normal."
"I'm not normal?!"
It seemed that Jiang Ting wanted to nod his head, but he held back and asked in a more restrained way: "You have to ask me to go out on a blind date, but you need me to smack the woman in front of you to hint at your physiological function. Compare...?"
"… what?"
"If you really need it, I can try it too."
Yan Yanbiu changed lanes to overtake, and there were countless protests around him, and his roar sounded from the horns one after another: "I don't need to imply this! I can conquer women with my face!"
Jiang Ting gave a symbolic applause, "Go and conquer one."
"..." Yan Yan stopped talking.
The red light ahead lights up, the S450 decelerates with the slowly stopping traffic, and Yan Yan's cloudy face is reflected in the rearview mirror. Probably feeling that the air in the car is too heavy, it is not like going to a blind date but going to a funeral. Jiang Ting finally cleared his throat and decided to ease the stiff atmosphere, saying:
"There's a question I've always been curious about. Since there's no one else, I'll ask it, don't mind."
A murderous look flashed in Yan Yan's eyes.
According to his own conversation style, "I'm curious if you don't mind" is usually followed by less-than-friendly questions, such as: "Your alibi was false the night of the crime, please explain?" or "What about the victim?" DNA was detected, why don't you draw a few drops of blood for us to compare and compare?"
Sure enough, Jiang Ting asked, "Why is your blind date always unsuccessful?"
Yan Yan: "..."
"Although it is true that you don't have an advantage in terms of occupation, but after all, you are very rich. If you measure it comprehensively..."
"My blind date people basically come from two channels," Yan Yan said coldly, "My parents introduced me, and my colleagues helped me connect."
Jiang Ting nodded seriously to signal him to continue.
"The former usually comes from a similar family background, and there are two types of situations: the first is the returnees from famous schools who are independent and self-improving, and they are excellent in all aspects. They will ask me to resign to inherit the family business and make money, so it is basically useless; the second is arrogant and domineering. It's impossible to get along with me by itself, so there's no drama."
Jiang Ting said silently, "Oh—"
Yan Yan couldn't help but glanced at the co-pilot, and added in a stronger tone: "I hate squeamish people the most!"
Jiang Ting: "Mmmm."
Then Yan Yan saw Jiang Ting reach for the glove box on the inside of the door, took out a bottle of fresh milk that he had prepared when he went out, and began to drink it in small sips.
The corners of his mouth, which were always falling naturally and seldom curved, had shallow milk froth, and even the light red seemed to be slightly darker than usual. After a few sips, he stopped a little, swept his tongue across the corners of his lips, and looked in front of the road.
Yan Yan's throat was so tight that she could not speak, and it took a long time before she could say:
"Can you stop drinking milk like this?!"
"The doctor asked for calcium supplements every day. Actually, I don't like this stuff." Jiang Ting said indifferently, "You continue, why can't the blind date set by your colleague be successful?"
There are no words to describe Yan Yan's heart at this moment. He mechanically stepped on the accelerator, braked, and turned on the light to change lanes. Because of his tightly clenched back molars, his cheeks showed extremely tight lines.
"Deputy Yan?"
"..." Yan Yan said through the gap between his teeth: "My colleague introduced either I didn't have feelings for the woman, or the woman criticized me for being too fierce, and the property was required to be divided in half before registration... This is nothing! Don't drink it! It's gone!"
Jiang Ting just finished his last sip, and inexplicably threw the empty milk bottle into the glove box.
The S450 turned into the parking lot and stopped with a thud. Yan Yan put down the handbrake and turned off the fire, but the man sat behind the steering wheel and didn't move, spit out a few words: "You go down first."
Jiang Ting looked at him suspiciously, observed the facial expressions, and thought that he was probably too nervous before the blind date, so he thoughtfully got out of the car and closed the door.
boom!
As if activated, Yan Yan quickly grabbed the "Red Book" from the back seat and began to read it carefully.
After three full minutes, Yan Yan finally ended his brief tour in the ocean of knowledge, feeling that his entire soul had been purified. He closed the book and let out a sincere sigh from the bottom of his heart:
"—As expected of a master!"
Then he could finally get out of the car without any abnormality, his feet just touched the ground, and suddenly the whole person was wrong: "Why are you here?!"
Yang Mei was wearing a champagne-colored velvet dress, with pearl earrings embellishing her bright eyes and teeth, and her nude-colored lace-up red-soled high-heeled shoes made her look ten centimeters taller out of thin air, her aura was enough to overwhelm all beings, and she crushed the stunned Yan Yan with one look: " Come, eat, eat."
"Who asked you to come?!"
Jiang Ting said, "Me."
Yan Yan almost couldn't control his facial expression: "Then who will accompany me on a blind date?!"
Yang Mei gave him a charming and charming smile.
"You control it." Jiang Ting whispered in his ear, stretched out two fingers: "I owe you this number." Then she made a nine: "And you owe her this number."
Yan Yan: "It's not an order of magnitude at all! And nonsense, when will I..."
"Her car is completely out of repair."
Yan Yan seemed to be muted with a single keystroke.
"I'll invite her to a meal, and the two of you have settled accounts. The city bureau will take some compensation from the case-handling funds." Jiang Ting crossed his hands, which was the referee's gesture on the boxing ring to signal the end of the round: "There is a problem. ?"
Yang Mei smiled: "I'm fine."
Blue veins burst out on Yan Yan's forehead: "Me too... no problem."
"Very good." Jiang Ting was a little relieved: "Now we can leave the parking lot."
This building with a hotel, shopping mall and garden restaurant has two sightseeing elevators leading directly to the top floor. With a ding, the two doors opened at the same time. Jiang stopped in Yan Yan's eyes with a "?!" Yang Mei entered another door.
The elevator went up rapidly, Jiang Ting looked ahead, the street and vehicles under his feet were getting farther and farther, and Yang Mei coughed tentatively beside him: "Brother Jiang..."
"Why do you always have trouble with Yan Yan?"
Yang Mei was stunned for a moment, and then immediately cleared it up: "This is really not true, mainly because this person from Deputy Team Yan has some concepts..."
"Straight male cancer." Jiang Ting said, "That's what the intern scolded behind his back."
Yang Meixin said yes and yes, Han Xiaomei's words are too precise, if the surname Yan wants to have a happy marriage in this life, he can only go to Vietnam to spend money to buy a daughter-in-law!
"He is indeed strict sometimes, but he's not that kind of person." Jiang Ting seemed to have seen through Yang Mei's thoughts, and said, "You and Yan Yan are not too young, so if you have anything to say, you should say it directly and be straightforward. Face your own heart, avoiding and going around in circles is just wasting your time with each other."
Yang Mei: "Ah... eh?"
"If one day I leave." Jiang paused, then raised his hand to signal Yang Mei not to interrupt: "It's hard to say whether you will be involved in someone's revenge, that's something I don't want to see. Hyun is a person worthy of trust."
Yang Mei: "Huh?!"
The elevator rose to the top floor and opened slowly, Jiang Ting straightened his clothes and walked out the door.
What he didn't see was that behind him, Yang Mei's eyes widened, and she almost smashed the bag that was equivalent to Han Xiaomei's half-year's internship salary to the ground.
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The ceiling restaurant revolves on the entire floor, with a viewing terrace, a suspended swimming pool and a high-rise garden. The interior under the glass dome presents a modern and luxurious design style, with the bar as the center, spreading out in all directions.
Yan Yan bowed and hid behind the bar, with a serious expression on his face and his eyebrows tightly locked, if he held a gun in his hand, it would be a live police ambush. The general manager of the restaurant stood behind him, his face full of tears, he hesitated several times, and finally he couldn't help reminding:
"Shaodong's house, what are you thinking? On the 108th, the future Mrs. Shaodong has been waiting for you there for a long time, and you can't hide under the bar if you disagree with a blind date! Everyone is an adult, be brave. !"
"Shh—" Yan Yan dragged the general manager and pointed at the two people who walked in at the entrance of the restaurant: "Just them, let me see."
General manager:"???"
Looking down Yan Yan's index finger, Jiang Zhan entered the seat under the guidance of the waiter, and helped Yang Mei open the seat.
"If these two dare to kiss and touch their hands in my restaurant, it's unethical, you can come and tell me immediately. Also, when they pay the bill later, they only charge one person's money, remember to charge one person!"
The general manager faintly felt that he had discovered some great secret: "...why?"
"Because I don't want to invite the other one," Yan Yan said coldly, turning around and walking away.
The general manager stood there in shock, looking at Yang Mei with indescribable eyes, and instantly performed a 500-episode Korean drama series "The person I love is not my love" in his mind. Immediately, he looked at the indifferent, handsome and pale young man opposite Yang Mei, and looked at him horizontally and vertically for a full five minutes. The anger of the same enemy and the love for the young master came spontaneously from his heart.
"Manager?" the foreman asked in a low voice, "what are you doing, manager?"
The general manager looked around on tiptoe, although he was very reluctant, but still walked towards the beautiful young lady Yan Yan, then turned around again, looked at Jiang Ting sullenly, and said with hatred: "I want to make a small report to the lady boss. ."
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