Breaking up, No Joke

Chapter 117

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At ten o'clock in the evening, when Song Shilin came back smelling of alcohol, what he saw was Bai Yu holding his chin and looking straight ahead in a daze, his steps paused.

"What's wrong?"

Song Shilin untied his coat and tie and threw them aside. He picked up the half-drinked glass of water from Bai Yu and drank the remaining half glass of warm water. Bai Yu turned his head and looked at the man's sexy Adam's apple when he raised his head to drink. As if his son couldn't move, he said, "Dandan is back, and he's bringing his fat son with him."

Song Shilin glanced at him, and then walked into the bathroom barefoot. After a while, the sound of rushing water could be heard in the bathroom.

Bai Yu changed his thinking posture, resting his chin on his hand and looking into the distance. He used to hear people say that dogs are intelligent. He didn't believe it before, but now it seems that he does believe it a little bit.

Today, when Little Xigua showed that she wanted to raise a fat dog and abandoned Dandan, the always cute and cute mixed-breed dog Dandan almost got angry and bit someone, yelled at everyone he caught, and refused to be comforted by the servant.

Of the six puppies, five of them were so frightened by Dandan's sudden rage that they crawled back to their mother dog Huahua, trembling.

Only the little chubby dog in Bai Yu's arms continued to sit motionless as if the mountain had collapsed, with enjoyment and laziness vaguely visible on the furry dog's face.

Bai Yu felt that this little fat dog was a very magical existence, so he asked the owner for the little fat dog.

When everyone ignored the dog father Dandan, Dandan actually abandoned the happy life of his wife and children and stood motionless at the door of the villa with his dog bone in his mouth.

The neighbor happily gave the little fat dog to Bai Yu, and then personally walked him to the door.

Little Watermelon hugged his new pet and pointed at the door: "Ba Ba, look at the balls!"

Bai Yu and his neighbor all looked in the direction the child pointed at. When they saw Dan Dan standing at the door with a dog bone in his mouth, the atmosphere became strangely silent.

The sound of water in the bathroom stopped, Song Shilin's hair was still dripping with water, and he walked out with his lower body wrapped only in a bath towel.

Bai Yu smacked his lips, feeling a little dry, so he reached out to get the water glass. While drinking water, he stared at Song Shilin's chest muscles and watched Song Shilin take out the hair dryer. He didn't mind Bai Yu's almost lewd eyes, calmly. Said: "What's that puppy's name?"

"Poached egg." Bai Yu said, "Little Watermelon got this name. I resisted, but was ruthlessly suppressed^" Mainly, Bai Yu personally found this name very touching - the egg type, isn't it just called a poached egg? .

Song Shilin did not continue speaking.

Bai Yu took out his mobile phone to play games. Recently, his assistant recommended a game called Snake to him. It was quite fun, especially when playing team battles.

Song Shilin blow-dried her hair half-dry, walked over and took a look at the game Bai Yu was playing, "You're still playing games at such an old age?"

"It's quite interesting when we play team battles." Bai Yu saw that the big snake played by the driver brother died accidentally, and then he pressed the accelerator button suddenly and ate the "corpse" of the driver brother. .

Song Shilin watched Bai Yu playing around with things the whole time, and couldn't help but say, "Your team hasn't fallen out with you yet. It's so kind-hearted."

Bai Yu was very happy when he picked up the leak. Hearing this, he said casually: "Isn't it something to be proud of to win the first place without spending a single soldier?"

"Should this be something you should be proud of?" Song Shilin asked, lifting the quilt and taking out the half-read professional book.

Bai Yu quit the game after playing this game and left a message in the chat group: "Good night, we will play again tomorrow! PS: I love your leak-picking king Bai Geliu." Driver: After resurrecting, I actually saw you eating my body, one bite Didn't leave any for me! ! ! (crazy)

Assistant Girl: Brother Bo, you have been following me every step of the way, but you just wanted to wait for me to die and eat my body! (Unbelievable face)

Stylist: Shameless (I want to jump in anger but pretend to be cold)

After admiring the performance of these people, Bai Yu sent a heartfelt expression, threw his phone aside, and said, "Do you think raising two dogs would be too much of a waste of food?"

"Little Watermelon will not let you eat dog meat hot pot." Song Shilin took a deep look at Bai Yu and said meaningfully.

Bai Yu was speechless: "Am I this kind of person in your heart?"

"You used to raise a tank of goldfish, and I remember you loved them very much." Song Shilin said.

Bai Yu thought of the pot of goldfish that he accidentally poured into the toilet, and felt guilty: "It's been so long, why do you bring it up?"

"I never understood why you had to scoop them up."

"The water was cut off at home that day, and the water in the fish tank was dirty. I just wanted to put them in the water tank to raise them." Bai Yu felt even more guilty, and then quickly changed the subject.

"My brother called you when you were taking a shower. Since when did you become so familiar with him?"

"You can call him and ask him." Song Shilin turned a page and continued.

"Besides playing games, I'm busy with work right now, so I don't have time to call him." Bai Yu waved his hands, looking unconcerned.

Song Shilin thought of the increasingly tense situation between herself and Bai Bolang during this period, took out the bookmark and clamped it where she happened to see it, and then put the book aside.

Bai Yu pushed Song Shilin's shoulder and said, "Xiao Xigua has not been arguing and refusing to go to school in the past two days. What did you tell him last time?"

Song Shilin turned around unbearably, pressed Bai Yu directly under him, and said in a dumb voice, "I have work tomorrow, so I can't play too late."

Bai Yu's eyes lit up immediately. At the age of twenty-five, he happened to be very enthusiastic about this kind of thing and couldn't bear the slightest hint of teasing.

Song Shilin looked at Bai Yu who was obviously excited and frowned: "Why are you so easily excited now?"

"That's because I have been abstinent during this period. Okay, stop being so impatient."

Bai Yu put his hand on Song Shilin's neck, pulled the person's head down, and nibbled on it, mesmerized.

Song Shilin originally wanted to say something, but when he saw this, he ignored it and started directly.

A dreamless night.

The next day, Bai Yu and Song Shilin got up refreshed.

As the nightlife gradually became more harmonious, Bai Yu quickly adapted to this kind of sex exercise. His recovery ability was greatly improved, and he was able to get up on time the next day.

The most important thing is that Song Shilin brought him several sets of chrysanthemum essential oil from nowhere. After using it, he applied it to his buttocks one after another. Not only did he feel no pain when he woke up the next day, but he also returned to a tight state.

Downstairs, Little Watermelon got up early and was sitting on the sofa playing with the poached egg in his arms, while the disgraced Eggy was anxiously circling Little Watermelon's feet with its plastic toy in its mouth, trying to attract the attention of its little master.

Boyu held onto the stairs and looked at the scene in front of him, laughing so hard that he almost burst into tears. He almost sat down on the stairs with his legs weak from laughing.

Song Shilin glanced at Bai Yu and didn't understand why he was so crazy so early in the morning.

When Dandan saw Bai Yu, he quickly threw the plastic dog bones on the ground, ran to Bai Yu with an aggrieved face, barked a few times, then turned around and glared fiercely in the direction of Little Watermelon.

Bai Yu swore that he just saw murderous intent in Dandan's eyes.

Song Shilin walked to the sofa and sat down, picking up today's latest newspaper.

Little Watermelon glanced at Bai Yu, then at Dandan, and said, "Ba Ba, Poached Dan is hungry."

Dandan, who was complaining, instantly straightened his body, then looked up at Bai Yu, his face full of anticipation.

Bai Yu picked up the anxious Dandan, walked to Xiao Watermelon and sat down next to him. He looked at Little Watermelon's gentle caressing of the poached egg and said, "Little Watermelon, why don't you play with Dandan?"

The balls, which had been left out all night, were staring straight at Little Watermelon's hand, trying to push her head down to let him touch her.

Poached Egg lazily raised his head, glanced at Balls, slowly turned his body, pointed his butt towards Balls, and then lowered his head to enjoy the caress.

Little Watermelon glanced at Dandan and said, "Why should I play with Dandan?"

"Because you are the one who wants to take Dandan back." Bai Yu let Dandan compete for favor and jumped to Xiao Xigua's side, leaning on the sofa and said.

"I don't want to play with Dandan right now."

Little Watermelon picked up the poached egg and turned his back to everyone. His back looked very cold and ruthless.

Bai Yu was about to say something more, but was stopped by Song Shilin's eyes.

Uncle Yan put the pancakes on the table and said, "Young masters, come over and have breakfast."

Bai Yu stood up, pulled Song Shilin, and said, "What did you mean by that look just now^" "Little Watermelon did it on purpose." After saying that, Song Shilin glanced at Little Watermelon holding the poached egg in his arms.

Bai Yu followed his line of sight and looked over. Amidst the thunder and lightning, he suddenly understood the reason why Little Watermelon had been drying her balls since yesterday.

Dandan squatted on the ground fawningly, tilted his head, and looked at Little Watermelon motionlessly, occasionally rubbing his head against Little Watermelon's feet.

Little Watermelon giggled a few times due to its flattering behavior, but the next moment it immediately turned stern, pulled up its legs and said, "Don't lick me^" Dandan lay on the ground in despair.

Poached Egg watched all this with a pair of eyes that could see through the vicissitudes of the world.

Bai Yu sat next to Song Shilin, took a sip of milk, and said while eating pancakes: "How can he learn to play hard to get at such a young age?"

"Father said that my eldest brother was very smart even when he was so young." Song Shilin said after swallowing the steamed dumplings.

Bai Yu looked at the way Little Watermelon was playing with the poached eggs and holding them up, and he vaguely saw the potential of a scumbag in his two-year-old son.

Song Shilin: "Don't play with dogs during meal time."

Little Watermelon teased Dandan for a while, then obediently put the poached egg on the ground, jumped off the chair, and ran to the bathroom to wash his hands. "..." Poached Dan and Dandan looked at each other, turned their heads in unison, and pretended not to notice. other side.

This is a father and son who dislike each other.

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