Breaking up, No Joke

Chapter 75

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Out of the spirit of humanitarianism, Bai Yu walked in front and opened the door curtain in front of him. As soon as he stepped in with one foot, he heard Cao Jun behind him shouting in horror "Ahhh!!!" The camera Shake violently.

Bai Yu turned around and saw a bloody long-haired human head hanging in the air. The head was made very realistic in the dark, and Bai Yu's heartbeat was frightened to speed up.

Cao Jun ran in with a sad face, followed by the cameraman, "Didn't you see the head when you walked in?"

Bai Yu patted his chest and said, "If I saw her, I would have called out first. Who knew she was hanging on the door curtain... It almost scared me to death."

Regarding this sudden terror, Bai Yu was also frightened so much that his heart beat faster.

The viewers in front of the TV were also shocked by the "accident" of the haunted house.

Bai Yu glanced at the head that was still hanging precariously in the air and fixed his eyes: "Huh? The mission puzzle is hanging on it."

Cao Jun followed his gaze and saw, as expected, an envelope with the name of the program team hanging on it next to the person's head.

"It's too high, and there are no chairs here. How can we get it?" Cao Jun clicked his tongue, and the Xindao program team was very good at it.

Bai Yu patted Cao Jun's chest, "Your eight-pack abs are not just for show. Come on, let's play Jenga."

Cao Jun hesitated and nodded.

Ever since, the cameramen and audiences present saw Bai Yu stepping on Cao Jun's back and taking down the envelope easily.

But... what about the promised stack of Arhats

Cao Jun asked him while wiping his clothes with a paper towel, didn't he say stacking Arhats

Bai Yu sneered: "I am 1.8 meters tall, but I am still afraid of a height of 2 meters?"

Cao Jun thought for a while and felt that what he said was right, so he didn't take it to heart and continued walking.

Brother Bai and Yu put their hands on Cao Jun's shoulders and said, "Tell me the truth, have you never been to a haunted house? Look, you are so scared that your face is pale."

Cao Jun, who has always been a tough guy, blushed strangely, and said stammering: "No, no. I was just...I was shocked because it was too sudden. I'm not afraid of these things."

Bai Yu laughed at him, "Your face is as red as a monkey's butt, and you still say you are not afraid. Little Caozi, don't be afraid, I will protect you."

Cao Jun "...get out."

When Bai Yu said this, the corners of his eyes were raised, and his brows were full of youth and vitality at his age. There was a hint of strong confidence in his wantonness and ease, which attracted people's attention.

Cao Jun glanced at him secretly, and suddenly understood why Bai Yu was attracted by the financial owner. He was good-looking and had a good temper. If you change this kind of person, change him...

But in the later period, he was a straight man as straight as a telephone pole, and he didn't realize that the atmosphere flowing between the two people could be worth a CP.

He just laughed and gave Bai Yu the background of an emperor and Cao Jun the background of a eunuch.

Hahaha these two are so funny.

[Hahaha, am I the only one who sees that Xiao Caozi is shy? The setting of a tough guy who is shy and aggressive

[Tsk, this innocent and unpretentious little thing in the later stage didn't even notice the cute couple's CP. Visual inspection is stupid ('"VO"] [Calm down upstairs, this is a pure brotherhood, don't be wrong. However, I believe Later one day you will understand Cao Bai’s overflowing sexual passion.]

In the next ten minutes, Bai Yu and Cao Jun passed five levels and killed six generals, and soon reached the last level.

Cao Jun suddenly said: "There is one more puzzle piece to get all the mission cards, but I heard that this last level is a bit scary. If you are afraid, just hide behind me."

Bai Yu said, "What's so scary? It's all man-made." After saying that, he opened the door and walked in.

Cao Jun quickly followed.

Haunted house adventure actually requires a surprise. After passing the previous levels, Bai Yu and Cao Jun became resistant to the last level, and they did not turn pale with fear like they did in the first level.

The two walked out of the haunted house with the mission puzzle. Bai Yu walked aside and asked for an ice cream from the amusement park staff. While eating, he said, "It's just good to record the show. You don't have to pay for the food."

Cao Jun was putting together a jigsaw puzzle. He glanced at him and said nothing. However, the resistance to Bai Yu in his heart dissipated a lot because of what happened in the haunted house just now.

"What's the next level?" Bai Yu said with a smile.

Cao Jun snorted and said: "...get the cards from the hands of the children playing the merry-go-round, then return to the starting point and hand them to the referee."

"It shouldn't be that simple." Bai Yu and he walked side by side towards the carousel, "I don't know where the other people's tasks are going."

"We should be the first." Cao Jun became confident, "Don't worry."

"I think staying here for punishment can gain some exposure." Bai Yu grinned and stuffed the rest of the field tube into his mouth.

[Scheming boy, the program team won’t let you, the coquettish bitch, Brother Bai, succeed!]

[Brother Xiaobai, old driver, drive woo woo woo. I have never found Brother Bo to be so familiar with the rules of a reality show. I admire him!]

When the two arrived at the carousel one after another, they realized that the program team was really not so kind.

Several children were sitting on the merry-go-round, each of them looking very innocent, but no matter how Cao Jun tried to cajole them, no one was willing to say who was stuck with the mission.

"You have to tell us a story, otherwise the big devil won't let us give you the treasure." The little boy sitting on the wooden horse held up the lollipop and laughed.

Bai Yu spotted a spot, sat on it, and sat on a parallel wooden horse with a chubby little guy with a slumped face, and said, "Hey, what's your name?"

The little fat man gave him a bitter look and said, "Give up. A brave warrior will not be afraid of the dark forces. I am a dragon warrior and I will not talk to you."

"Dragon Warrior, haven't you discovered my identity?" Bai Yu said with a deep expression, "I still wanted to marry my precious little princess to you, but you... broke my heart!"

"Doesn't the princess belong to the prince?" Xiao Pangji was led over by him and asked involuntarily.

"The dragon warriors are fighting in the front, why is the prince the one who marries the princess?" Bai Yu sneered, "The beautiful princess should belong to the dragon warriors."

Xiaopangjiao nodded excitedly, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for giving me the princess!"

"But... the princess has fallen into a deep sleep recently because of the evil old witch. I urgently need a mission card to save the princess." Bai Yu looked at Xiaopangji meaningfully.

The little fat man pointed boldly at the wooden horse under his buttocks, "The mission is stuck here. Your Majesty needs to save the princess quickly. I will marry her tomorrow."

Bai Yu jumped off the wooden horse, walked over, picked up Xiaopangchu from the wooden horse, and placed it on the ground. Then he saw the envelope that Xiaopang had placed under his buttocks.

The little fat boy was momentarily confused when he was in the air.

Putting away the mission envelope without changing his expression, Bai Yu put his hand under Xiao Pangji's armpit, lifted it up with force, and made him sit on the wooden horse again.

Bai Yu stroked his hair lovingly, "Silly boy, the dragon warrior is just a spare tire in front of the princess. You should try to be a prince in the future."

Xiaopangjiao had a sad face, looking desperate as if he had been betrayed by the whole world.

Get off my merry-go-round!

Get out of my dragon warrior!

roll roll roll!

After leaving the carousel, Cao Jun came over with a serious face, "It's wrong for you to deceive children like this."

Bai Yu chuckled and put his hand on Cao Jun's shoulder, "Okay, my mother, as long as you get the thing, you'll be fine."

Cao Jun looked disapproving.

The audience in front of the TV burst into laughter because of Bai Yu's words, and they all said that this pair of cute CPs who were born out of nowhere. When they arrived at their destination, Bai Yu discovered that their group was indeed the first. I immediately wanted to take a ride on the roller coaster with the team coming from behind, but I was stopped by the good old Cao Jun.

Cao Jun said disapprovingly: "We have to continue doing tasks in the afternoon, so don't tease them. Well, let the people who come later go ride the Trojan Horse. Yes, that's it."

Bai Yu took the car keys and task list and ran straight to the next destination, not bothering to pay attention to him.

I have seen stupid people, but I have never seen such stupid people.

No matter how hard they play, it's okay, because this can increase the appearance of the couple behind them. Not only will the other party not be angry, but they will jump with joy.

Cao Jun quickly followed.

On the other side, Chu Wenwen followed Gu Yue and said impatiently: "When will the task be completed?"

Gu Yue turned his back to the camera and rolled his eyes. She is really a young lady. It has just started not long ago. How can it be so easy to complete the task? However, there is a Chu family standing behind Chu Wenwen. Gu Yue does not dare to lose face. The two of them After a bit of quarrel, things got back together again on the surface.

It took the team of Gu Yue and Chu Wenwen an hour to complete the task. Then they rushed to the place where the task was handed in and handed the card to the referee.

The referee nodded with satisfaction, and then said: "Sorry, you are not the first to arrive, so you must accept the penalty left by the previous team that passed first. Of course, you can also let the third team pass later. The arriving team receives the penalty.”

Chu Wenwen's face instantly dropped. Gu Yue noticed something was wrong and was about to slap him, but heard Chu Wenwen suppressing his anger and said: "Who is the first group to complete the task?"

"Bo Yu and Cao Jun."

Chu Wenwen took the task card with a cold face and strode towards the carousel.

Gu Yue followed behind him dissatisfied, sighing secretly that if he had known that this eldest lady was so difficult to take care of, he would not have formed a team with her.

Now he doesn't ask for Miss Chu's eyes. As long as the other party doesn't bear his grudge, he will be happy for a long time.

[I feel like the aura between Chu Wenwen and Gu Yue is not quite right. Hmm... is it my imagination?]

[Chu Wenwen’s eldest lady has a really sharp temper, and she sees me wisely.]

[Tsk, tsk, tsk, this is simply an undercurrent. It’s the candy sent by Cao Bai’s CP next door. It’s so frustrating to watch this episode.]

When the show aired, Chu Wenwen almost exploded after seeing the comments online.

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