Breaking up, No Joke

Chapter 80

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[Hahaha, Little Watermelon is so powerful that she spoils her father and instantly becomes a fan 233]

[If this trend continues, I believe that in the near future there will be a large wave of CP articles about big and small uncles in the Internet literary world. What should I do? Suddenly I feel so cute!]

After the first episode of the program was aired, when the audience saw Xiao Xigua giving the first piece of candy to Bai Yu, they instantly became fans of this little baby who dotes on his father.

After a week of settling down, Bai Yu’s fans gradually calmed down. Except for some fiercely negative comments posted on [Baby Baby]’s official Weibo, the rest are basically true love. Most of the words left for Bai Yu were sincere blessings.

The black fans originally wanted to use this big wave to overturn Bai Yu's small boat, but before they had time to become active, they were forcibly brainwashed by the official fans who Song Shilin spent a lot of money to buy behind his back. .

The dedicated fans of the official fans not only made the anti-fans dumbfounded, but also aroused the hearts of true fans.

As a result, it didn't take long for Bai Yu's true fans to come back with wet eyes, waiting for the update of the first episode of the program on the official website of "Baby Baby", and then... they were filled with dog food by the interaction between Bai Yu and Bai Yu.

One by one, true fans and online fans enthusiastically started to praise Bai Yu and his son, and the Bai family army once again made a strong return waving the banner.

The camera turns to [Baby Baby], and the next step is for the fathers to start competing for intelligence over the house where they sleep.

Brother Haha was standing on the steps holding a script. Next to his left foot sat a little monk with a bare head. The little monk looked at him expressionlessly.

"Haha, Baby Baby is a very civilized, friendly and friendly program, so the test of whether dads can get a good house is an intelligence competition!"

"There are a total of twenty little masters standing in front of us now. Later, each of you can ask the little master a question. The answer given by each little master is different, and the answer is the room. No.!" Brother Haha said with a smile, "If you correctly guess the room number corresponding to the answer the little master said, you can be the first to choose the house."

With a quick mind, Bai Yu walked up to the nearest young monk and said with a smile: "Little Master, where is room No. 5?"

Seeing this, the other four fathers also followed suit and walked up to ask.

"Amitabha, in Buddhism, the word "cultivation" means that the donor should not force anything on the donor." The young monk said solemnly.

Bai Yu frowned, "Is this an answer? Don't be a liar."

Young monk: "Donor, the young monk did not lie."

Bai Yu rolled his eyes and walked back, thinking hard - Amitabha's homophone is Ermituofu. Could it be that he was in Room 2

Liu Kai clasped his hands in front of the monk, bent slightly, and said piously: "Little Master, please."

The monk's eyes curled up in laughter, "Amitabha, donor, please listen to what the young monk says: Buddha said, if I don't go to hell, who will?"

Liu Kai came back with a paralyzed face and stood beside Bai Yu, saying, "Do you understand?"

"I guess they're trying to trick people."

The remaining three fathers saw that these two people had a bad start, and they were a little dumbfounded, but they couldn't help comforting themselves in their hearts. Zhang Sheng walked over and got the sentence "Buddha said: Don't tell."

Zeng Zhixiang said with a wry smile, "One flower, one world, one Buddha, one Tathagata.".

Wei Cangsheng got a saying: "Bodhi has no tree, and the mirror is not a stand. There is nothing in the first place, so how can it cause dust."

Brother Haha couldn't help but click his tongue, "This is indeed a bit torturous."

Wei Cangsheng raised the corners of his lips and said half-jokingly: "The rooms are all the same anyway, and it's almost the same wherever you live. It's better not to expose your IQ shortcomings casually."

Zhang Sheng laughed, not knowing whether he agreed with what he said.

Bai Yu suddenly raised his hand and said, "I guess what the young monk who just told me about Buddhist cultivation meant is room number two!"

"Why?" Brother Haha was confused.

"..." Bai Yu can't say that he got the inspiration from the 2-meter TOEFL. He can only pretend to be cold and cool: "Buddha said, it can't be said."

Brother Haha was so angry that he almost didn't want to talk to him.

Zhang Sheng said: "Room No. 5."

Brother Haha's face was weirdly twisted, "How come you two guessed it right? However, it was Bai Yu who said it first, and Bai Yu will be the first to choose the house later."

Bai Yu waved his hands with an indifferent look on his face, "What should I choose? Room 5. It's a holy place with plenty of light and the Buddha's light. It would be great for me to visit."

[Pfft, hahaha, how can Brother Bai be so funny!]

[It’s inexplicably cute, but I still want to know how these Buddhist sayings correspond to room numbers.]

[+1 I really want to know how they guessed it!]

Little Watermelon looked over with a dull expression, "Ba Ba, kitchen."

Bai Yu broke the ice instantly. How could he forget that Xiao Xigua said he would live in the kitchen of No. 4? However, looking at Zhang Sheng who had already chosen room No. 4, Bai Yu was silent for a moment.

Little Watermelon walked to the steps dejectedly, sat next to the little monk, took out a piece of candy from his pocket and handed it to him, "Do you want to eat it?"

The little monk touched his bald head, then took it and ate it in one bite. While chewing the candy, he said: "The abbot is very good, and it is very good for you to live next to him. Here, this is my steamed bun." , give you a bite."

As he said that, the little monk showed courtesy and took out a steamed bun wrapped in oil paper from his hand, tore it in half and gave it to each person.

Xiao Xigua said, he didn't have any requirements for the place to live, he just thought that there would be delicious food if he lived next to the kitchen.

The young monk burst out laughing after hearing his explanation, "The rules in the temple are very strict. The door is not open at other times except for meals."

Little Watermelon is finally happy.

Bai Yu, who was watching the interaction between the two children from a distance, finally breathed a sigh of relief. Before he could walk over, he saw Liu Kai on the side walking over and taking the initiative to talk to him.

"How do you think about what I talked about with you before?" Liu Kai said. His original plan was to travel abroad in the first half of the year to recharge his batteries. However, because of Bai Yu's incident, he was forcibly accepted into this variety show. .

Forget it, let's settle Bai Yu's matter as soon as possible.

Bai Yu put his hands in his pockets, and his black sunglasses blocked the meaningful expression in his eyes. He nodded calmly, "Okay.

As long as Brother Kai doesn't dislike me, there will naturally be no problem on my side. "

Liu Kai patted Bai Yu on the shoulder.

Haha announced the final result, "Bo Yu and Xiao Xigua live in Room 5, Zhang Sheng and Zhang Beibei live in Room 4, Liu Kai lives in Room 1, Zeng Zhixiang and Da Zhenzhu live in Room 3, Wei Wei and Wei Cangsheng lives in Room 2."

Wei Cangsheng, as the only one in the group of dads who didn't guess the correct answer to the riddle, was anxious, "No, haha, tell me, how do you choose a house? What do I mean by where to stir up dust?"

Zhang Sheng held the child in one hand and pulled the suitcase in the other. When he passed by him, he said in a low voice: "This has nothing to do with the Buddha's words. Just look at the position where the little master you chose is standing."

Wei Cangsheng looked at Brother Haha in disbelief, "Isn't it right? What do you think of my IQ?"

Brother Haha suppressed a laugh: "There is nothing we can do about it. Why didn't you react on your own?"

After choosing a house, it was lunch time. After simply packing up the luggage, Bai Yu took Little Watermelon and squatted at the door of the kitchen to wash her hands with cold water.

Fortunately, the weather is getting warmer now, otherwise according to the rules of temple life, they would never be boiled hot water to wash their faces and hands.

There is an unwritten saying in China: When in Rome, do as the Romans do.

Since the program team chose a temple as the filming location for the first episode, it means that they can only eat vegetarian dishes during this period, and cannot eat meat or fish, but the children will have a bottle of milk every morning and evening to replenish their bodies.

In addition, there is no meat on the dining table in the temple!

Bai Yu looked at the generous portion of Su Zhai in front of him, and didn't dislike it. He finished his meal in three strokes, burped, picked up the bowl and chopsticks skillfully, and said to the little watermelon, "Open your mouth." .”

Sitting next to him, the Zhang family and his son, who had not yet opened their doors, and the Liu family and his son: "..."

Liu Kai smiled helplessly, "You have finished the meal before we even started using chopsticks. You don't have to worry about getting stomach problems if you eat so quickly." Little Watermelon happily chewed the food in his mouth, his eyes bright, " Good times, one more time!”

While feeding his son, Bai Yu said calmly: "It's nothing, just get used to it."

[My eyes turned red for a moment, remembering that it was really difficult to live alone with a one-month-old son after divorce. Just like Bai Yu, it is really not easy for a single father.]

[I am so sad that I want to burst into tears. This familiar father's love is actually reflected in little Brother Bai. He is so blue and thin. My tall, thin and unreliable little Brother Bai, what has changed you!]

At the same time, Song's mother, who was sitting in front of the TV, accidentally clicked on this program. When she saw two familiar faces flashing across the screen, her eyes instantly turned cold.

Mother Song wrote down the name of the program, turned off the TV calmly, then walked to the bedroom, took out her tablet with shaking hands, and continued to watch the program online.

When she saw Bai Yu smiling at the camera and saying, "...I am a single father," she tightened her hands and her eyes were full of panic and disbelief.

She had wondered before why Xiao Xigua looked nothing like Xiao Rin. Now it seemed that it wasn't that the child didn't look like an adult, but that the person who looked like him was not Xiao Rin at all!

On the other side, when the man sitting in front of the computer saw the action of Xiao Xigua stuffing candy into Bai Yu's mouth, the corners of his habitually tightened mouth slid into an arc. This child really looked like him.

Maybe he won't reject this child anymore.

The man lit the cigar in his hand. His smoking addiction had become stronger and stronger in the past two years.

"Remember to come back early, don't keep me waiting too long."

The man's face was hidden in the smoke. From the side, the sharp curve of his face was vaguely similar to that of Bai Yu.

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