"Okay, tell me something." The girl looked up at Liu Zhize and said.
Liu Zhize looked around and said softly after making sure that no one was there, and said, "Beauty, you are actually haunted by ghosts."
"What?" The girl was taken aback, staring at Liu Zhize's face full of disbelief, then sneered immediately, and continued, "Is it a sex ghost?"
"Yes, how do you know?" Liu Zhize exclaimed, lowered his voice again, and said, "Can you also see ghosts?"
"Slap~" A slap was directly on Liu Zhize's face, and there was a crisp sound. Liu Zhize was taken aback, he looked up at the girl, and saw that the girl's originally shy face slowly became indifferent. .
She raised her hands again, and she caught Liu Zhize directly. For a while, Liu Zhize was punched and kicked directly, and he could only block his face and was no longer scratched by the girl.
"Hey, what are you doing." Liu Zhize roared and frightened the girl, and because of this, the girl stopped continuing to abuse Liu Zhize.
"Huh, pervert, next time I see you hit you once." The girl glared at Liu Zhize, where she was rarely shy before, replaced by a full face of anger. After speaking, she turned around and left immediately.
Looking at the girl's back, Liu Zhize's excitement couldn't calm down for a long time.
"Fuck, who did I provoke? I kindly helped her, but in the end I was beaten by her. Ouch, my face." Liu Zhize looked ugly and clutched at the girl who had just been caught. After the right cheek, there is no doubt that Liu Zhize at this moment really wants to cry.
"Puff chuff~" There was a laughter in Liu Zhize's mind. Liu Zhize knew that Sun Gan must have laughed.
"Sun Gan, laugh at your stature, this is all caused by you." Liu Zhize roared angrily.
"Uh, lord, this has nothing to do with the doomsday, it is caused by your own bad explanation, lord." After Sun Gan said, he couldn't help it, and laughed in Liu Zhize's mind.
"Damn, I wanted to do a good thing, but I was beaten up, Sun Gan, don't call me for this kind of thing next time." Liu Zhize shouted angrily, and after speaking, he covered his face and walked towards the classroom angrily. Up.
Liu Zhize was really wronged during this fight. Instead of catching the horny ghost, he was beaten up by the girl who mistakenly thought he was a pervert. If he said it, he might laugh at others' big teeth.
Back in the classroom, the class has already begun. The class is an old man who is only sixty years old, who is talking about history.
Liu Zhize looked around. He lowered his head, quickly ran in from the back door and sat in his seat.
"Hey, brother, where did you go?" Nangongjian asked suspiciously.
"Don't mention it, two paws were scratched by the cat." Liu Zhize let go of his hand, and a small piece of the skin on his face was scratched off. He grinned in pain.
"Damn, brother, you don't seem to be scratching the cat? Is it possible that you want to kiss the cat and fail? Otherwise, how could the cat scratch you?" Nangong Jian said, looking at the wound on Liu Zhize's face.
"Next, we will ask a classmate to answer this question." Suddenly, the old man on the podium lifted his eyes and looked at the students below. Suddenly, he set his eyes on Liu Zhize.
"Haha~ Brother, you won the jackpot, get ready to answer the question." Nangong Sword Thief smiled grinningly.
Just watch the teacher on the podium continue to say, "Since this classmate’s tablemate laughs so happily, please answer this question."
Nangongjian was speechless, he glanced at Liu Zhize with a dumbfounded look, and stood up displeased.
This time it was Liu Zhize's turn to laugh, telling the kid to laugh at himself, now it's alright, he was called up to answer questions.
"Classmate, may I ask you, there are Eastern Han and Western Han in history. Which one is in the front? Which one is in the back?" the teacher asked.
"Um." Nangongjian groaned. To put it bluntly, he is a bastard. He reads for a mixed age. He has money in his family. When he finishes college, he will inherit the family's property, so he hasn't done anything at all. Keep your studies at heart.
Regarding this question, he looked stunned and couldn't answer at all.
He pushed Liu Zhize with his hand, and wanted Liu Zhize to tell him the answer. Liu Zhize smiled, wrote an Eastern Han Dynasty on the paper, and saw Nangong Jian suddenly showing a confident look.
Say loudly, "Teacher, it is the Eastern Han Dynasty."
The teacher immediately turned blue when he heard the answer, and he shouted angrily, "Copy me five hundred times from the Eastern Han Dynasty, and sit down."
Hearing this, Nangong Jian's desire to die was gone, and Liu Zhize glared fiercely, but did not speak.
"This classmate, seeing you smile so happily, then the next question is left to you, please stand up." The old man looked at Liu Zhize again and began to speak.
Fuck, Liu Zhize was startled, he was also breaking the law with his own laugh. This was so okay, but there was no way, Liu Zhize could only stand up.
"Excuse me, what is Xuzhou Zhu Chacha made of?"
"I didn't do it." Liu Zhize said subconsciously.
"Haha~" The whole class laughed for a while.
Even Sun Gan is speechless, isn't this nonsense? If you did it, how could you still stand here now.
"This classmate is very humorous, but classmate, it's not the time to tell a joke. If you can't answer, please copy it five hundred times," the teacher said.
"Xuzhou Chacha?" Liu Zhize was taken aback, but he remembered where he had seen it before. Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind. By the way, it was Guan Yu.
Liu Zhize immediately said, "It's off..."
"Lord, it is your ancestor Liu Bei."
"Huh?" Liu Zhize was taken aback, looked at the puzzled eyes of the classmates, immediately coughed in embarrassment, and said, "Liu Bei did it."
Hearing what Liu Zhize said, all the students present looked at Liu Zhize with a look of disbelief. Although Liu Zhize came to class every day, he was very imaginary in class. This is not only what a teacher said.
But now Liu Zhize actually got the correct answer, which shocked them.
"Well, very good, classmate, you can sit down." The teacher said, and then continued the lesson.
After sitting down, Liu Zhize also breathed a sigh of relief, Nima's, almost 500 times, fortunately, Sun Gan spoke in time.
"Yeah, brother, you are okay, you can get the answer right, it seems you have some skill." Nangong Jian came over and said curiously.
The seats in the class are basically divided by grades, and Liu Zhize and Nangongjian sit in the last row, the last position, you can know what their grades are like.
However, at this time, Liu Zhize attracted a lot of attention. They all had a look of curiosity. They didn't understand when Liu Zhize became so cheating, and even Shen Meng in the distance was erected by Liu Zhize. Thumbs up.
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