I don’t know if I use the term "Mr. Evil" accurately, but I have heard old people say something about "Mr. Evil", such as raising a little ghost, worshipping a ghost, and refining medicine for immortality.
Always doing things that are beyond common sense and extremely evil.
With the face born from the heart, with the respect of big eyes, what good things can he do
I carefully asked the big-eyed amateur what it was okay, but the big-eyed smile at me was a little bit uninteresting. This can't help but make me slander again.
No matter what the big eyes are doing, as long as it is harmless to me, he helped me and collected my money, and now he lets me get rid of the evil in his house, whether it is an old classmate or a client, he does it. It's pretty good.
After going through this episode, I was completely sleepy, so I told the big eye the nightmare I had just had, and yawned and said that I was thinking about it day by day and dreaming at night. Will have such a dream.
What he said left me confused and asked whether he had nightmares because of his own evil spirit or nervousness, because I think these are completely different things.
But Big Eye said nothing about this, saying that no matter what the reason, as long as I take a bath with his exorcism water once a day, I will ensure that I will not have nightmares in future sleep, and that it will sleep better than pigs.
Whatever the reason? This is too unprofessional.
But seeing him so swearing, I am not good at asking, after all, he knows better about ghosts and gods than I do.
Early the next morning, Big Eye prepared the exorcism water for me. It was only after my questioning that the so-called "exorcism water" was boiled with boiled water from peach branches, and then used for bathing.
The boiled exorcism water is a little yellow, and there is still a faint fragrance on the body after the shower. After taking a shower, he came out of the bathroom and said with a big eye spreading his hand: "Taking a bath with exorcism water is 188 yuan."
When I heard this, I was anxious. I still have to live here for six days. It costs more than two thousand yuan per day for 188 six days. Although peach branches can drive away evil spirits, they are not rare objects. Isn't it a pitfall
Seeing that I was anxious with him, he immediately said with a smile on his face: "For the sake of my old classmates, I can give you a waiver, but you can't use it in vain? Let's do it, you will help me these days. It’s a good time to look after the shop."
This is like a human word.
In the next few days, I started a boring and dull life in Dayan's house. Apart from taking a bath with exorcism water every morning, I helped Dayan look after the business of the coffin shop. It is said to look after the business, in fact, there is nothing to do at all. Not to mention the customers who enter the store, there are very few people on the street.
It makes me wonder if the business of Big Eyes is like an antique shop or a luxury store, which does not open for three years and eats for three years.
But I’m fortunate that, except for the nightmare and awakening on the first night, I have had a very good sleep these days. I just touched my pillow like a sleeping pill and I could sleep.
By dawn.
Although the shop is idle, Big Eyes is not busy every day. Every morning, he will treat himself like a copycat version of the rich second generation. The shoes are polished brightly, the hair comb is slick, and the clothes and pants are not only clean, but also clean. Ironed without any wrinkles. What's more, some perfume will be sprayed.
Just when the phone rang, Gong Lina's identity as a singer of the Divine Comedy was immediately revealed. Have you ever seen that rich second-generation mobile phone screamed "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?"
He dresses up so well every day to go out, making me suspect that he is not doing business, but like picking up girls outside.
I asked Big Eye what he was busy running outside every day, but Big Eye said shyly and shyly.
On the afternoon of the sixth day of showing the big eye to the shop, business finally came to the door, asking for a men's shroud. The price of the shroud is very auspicious: 88.
I took the blue shroud with lace from the wall to the client, and the other party asked if it was hung outside and wanted a new one. I searched for a long time but didn't find it, so I had to go upstairs to look for it in the warehouse.
The warehouse is filled with things for the dead, ranging from incense candle urns to wreath paper people. As soon as I entered the warehouse door, I found that there was another door on the right side of my body, which was still locked.
Thinking that Big Eye didn't turn on the lights when he came out of the warehouse in the middle of the night, his hobby must be behind this door. What is behind the door? Kid? Mummy? or…
"Have you found it?" The customer urged me downstairs.
I came back to my senses and said immediately, after a long time of busy urging from customers, I pulled out a shroud from the cardboard box.
Sending the customer away, I feel like a demon. I always think of the door in the warehouse. The more I think about it, the more I feel that there is some kind of ulterior secret hidden in it. The reason is very simple, if it's just an ordinary one. The room is not locked with big eyes.
Will the key on the door carry the big eye with you? Should I look for it
I shook my head hurriedly, expelled this terrible thought, curiosity killed the cat, I still don't have to look for trouble, even if the big-eyed killing and arson have anything to do with me
I can go home tomorrow, so it's better to be honest.
I smoked two cigarettes in a row, maybe because I smoked too violently, I was a little confused, rubbed my face twice, and looked up and found that the big eyes were back.
He came back early enough today, and after a closer look, there was a woman behind him.
After they gradually walked in, I could see that the woman behind Big Eye turned out to be Lili.
Why is she here
When I was in the hotel, I always thought that Big Eye had already had a super-friendship relationship with Lili, but after Big Eye rescued Officer Liu with a pee, I changed my mind.
So I guessed that the hotel’s big eyes might have wanted to do something nasty that night, the pants were taken off, the bath was taken, and I was about to get ****, but it turned out to be bad for police officer Liu and me.
Lili was a little surprised to see me, and turned to ask Big Eyes why I am here.
Big eyes and a babbling smile,
Said: "Old classmates are in trouble, I have to help." After he finished speaking, he pulled me aside and said: "Chen An, you can go home today. Your problems are resolved."
I had agreed with my brother that I would go home tomorrow. He drove to pick me up early in the morning. Now Big Eyes rushed to drive me away, I immediately guessed how much he was thinking. This guy wants to stay in Lili for the night, and my staying here will hinder his unfulfilled great feat.
I looked up at the sun setting in the west, then at Lili in the coffin shop, and said, "It's a bit late. And tomorrow I will take an exorcism bath."
"It's not too late. It's just after five o'clock. You can call home and let someone come to pick you up. You can catch up with you when you get home. I will bring some peach branches later, and the same will be done tomorrow at home."
This guy with Big Eye would arrange it, but my brother and my dad are going to get out of the car tonight, so they don't have time to pick me up at this point. But looking at the anxious look of Big Eye, I can't bear to ruin his good deeds. After all, it's not easy to find someone as "handsome" as Big Eyes.
How could the former class flower and today's gangster have a big eye? Is this taste too heavy? Could Lili really do that? It can be seen that her attitude towards me is not the same, and it seems that there is no need for Big Eyes to bring a woman from the wind to the coffin shop for communication.
It's true that the woods are big and there are all kinds of birds, this person really can't guess.
"Can you do it?" Big Eye asked.
"Okay." I agreed.
Big eyes couldn't help but rushed upstairs and packed me some peach branches in a handbag. I said goodbye to him with a big smile, walked a few steps and touched my pocket, then came back and said, "Lend me a hundred dollars."
I lived in the coffin shop these days, and I paid for the food. Now I only have less than 30 yuan left. I took a taxi home and my brother and my dad were not there. It was uncomfortable to ask my stepmother to pay.
Seeing Dayan's face full of confusion, I hurriedly explained the reason to him and said that it would be returned to him when I got home. Dayan reluctantly drew a hundred-dollar bill from my wallet and patted it in my hand.
Carrying a handbag with peach sticks, he walked out of the commercial street, stopped a taxi at the intersection, negotiated the price, and walked home. The taxi driver is very talkative, and I am in a good mood to think that I can go home soon.
He is a taxi driver and I am a truck driver. Naturally, there are more common topics among colleagues. From taxi soliciting, to truck transportation, and even talked about how to identify customers' counterfeit currency when collecting money.
Suddenly, the taxi driver changed the subject and asked, "Brother, what do the peach branches in your handbag do?"
It is really puzzling to bring some peach branches home alone from the county seat.
"Do you believe that there are ghosts in the world?" I said with a smile.
The taxi driver glanced at me in the reverse mirror. The smile on his face immediately disappeared without a trace, and his relaxed body immediately straightened up and said, "Dude, you, don't make such a joke. "
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