The third uncle had a great dinner, with fish and meat, and a bottle of Laobaigan was quickly drunk by both of us. The third aunt was still pouring me wine next to me, as if she was a guest.
This kind of treatment has never been done before, but I am also prepared to "soldiers to stop the water and come to the soil". I have to see which one of them is going to sing.
The third aunt poured wine on me and said, "Anzi, how did you get out of the car yesterday? Where did you go?"
"I went to Baoding, it was an emergency job, and it was okay." I answered truthfully.
"After the separation of the family, work hard. My third aunt is optimistic about you, she must be better than Chen Ping."
I smiled and didn't say anything. I'm really inferior to my brother in driving. I can't compare with my personal connections or technical skills.
"Anzi, you can be considered a new start once the family is separated. Your third uncle and your brother don't give up their tempers, so they decided not to follow the car with your brother. If you have any work in the future, you can call your uncle, and the family can do things without worry."
It suddenly dawned on me that I was waiting for me here.
The third uncle has been following the car at my house because it is a relative, but he is usually called by my dad when he is out of the car. My brother never uses it. What does this guy say, it's delicious and lazy, and his hands and feet are a bit dirty.
Everyone who runs a truck knows that whether it is the driver or the follower, as long as the vehicle is fully inclusive, if the owner is not in the vehicle, the character of the driver and the follower must be good. If the character is not good, they will report more food and accommodation expenses. , And secretly pumping oil from the car.
My third uncle knows this well, as long as he drives the car by himself, he always costs more gas than others. Later, I heard my brother said that his third uncle drew out the gas and sold it to the gas station. My dad had to open one eye and close one eye because of his face, but my brother could not pierce him face to face several times, but the third uncle still went his own way and treated shamelessly.
Now that we are separated, my dad is idle at home, so naturally my brother will not use him again. He came to me for an errand for this meal today.
"Third aunt, I have no work to do now. Don't let my third uncle hang on my tree."
"Look at what you said, it doesn't mean that there will be no in the future. In this way, if you pay your third uncle two thousand a month, you have set him up. If someone else has a living, he will stick to you first."
Good fellow, the third aunt really dared to speak up, listening to what she said would make my third uncle sell more. This little abacus is really good, is it true that a family does not enter a family, and it is even better than my third uncle.
I began to regret that I shouldn't come to his house for dinner, the knife was too cruel. But people’s mouth is soft, and the hand is short. I don’t want to refuse it face-to-face, so I said I would consider it.
Unexpectedly, San Auntie's face became faster than flipping a book, and she immediately looked like Changbai Mountain. Stop pouring me wine, got up and left the seat to give Miao Miao counseling homework.
It makes me so embarrassed.
Miao Miao couldn't do some questions, and the third aunt pointed at Sang Huai again and said that my third uncle just knew how to stare at the bull's eye.
Eating and drinking, if you don’t have the ability, you must train the next generation, otherwise the child will be hopeless in the future.
My third uncle grinned and asked Miao Miao to come over with a book. Seeing this posture, these two were trying to drive me away. This meal is really bad.
I got up and prepared to leave, the third uncle hurriedly stopped me and I was polite. Inadvertently, I glanced at Miao Miao's book, which was in the third grade.
"Book, what grade is Miao Miao in this year?"
"First grade."
After receiving Miao Miao's textbook, the cover is very clear: Mathematics, the third grade book.
"How do you read the third grade book?" I asked curiously.
The third uncle came to the spirit immediately and said: "Miao Miao is a little child prodigy, and can do all the questions for the first and second grades. I thought of finding a teacher in the school to talk about this, and transfer Miao Miao to a class."
As soon as I heard this, I frowned, saying that I believed in other things, but if Miao Miao studied well, I disagreed with one hundred. Some time ago I saw homework. When writing the number "3", I always wrote the number as "m". I couldn't change it no matter how to correct it. I asked her to calculate an addition and subtraction. I put out a finger on each hand and asked her 1. +1 is equal to how many, she froze and said it was equal to 11.
That is, two months ago, can this IQ be a child prodigy
Seeing my face full of disbelief, Sanshu asked Miaomiao to show me the exam papers. The first grade papers not only doubled in mathematics and Chinese, but also wrote much better.
In order to prove that he was not bragging again, San Shu opened the third grade math textbook with a sensation, and randomly asked Miao Miao a few math problems. Miaomiao's answer was streamlined, all correct.
My dear, Miao Miao is really a child prodigy!
"Uncle San, Miao Miao will definitely be admitted to Tsinghua and Peking University in the future. Who teaches Miao Miao to you and my aunt?"
"No one taught, self-taught." The third uncle said proudly.
This boasting is a bit big, and even a year-old elementary school student can learn the characters by himself
I touched Miaomiao's head, her little head strayed away and sat back at the table, doing the questions while making origami airplanes, and she was still doing two tasks. The paper plane was thrown out, gliding smoothly in the air, and finally hit the mirror of the big closet. Miao Miao hurried over to pick it up, but then began to comb her two croissants in front of the mirror.
Just as I sighed that the little child prodigy Miao Miao did something different from other children, Miao Miao turned around and threw a paper airplane again.
puff!
The wine in my mouth sprayed Sanshu's face, and looked at the mirror on the big closet in horror. Miaomiao in the mirror was still playing with her croissant, but in reality Miaomiao was actually throwing a paper airplane!
Damn it!
"I'm going, Anzi, what's wrong with you?" Third Uncle asked, wiping his face with his hand.
"Mirror, look at the mirror, in the mirror..." Halfway through the conversation, I found that Miao Miao in the mirror is the same as Miao Miao in reality. I took a breath. Did I drink too much
Shouldn’t it? I usually drink half a catty. My Sanshu and I are both talented today.
Drink half a bottle.
The three uncles of the three uncles looked in the mirror together, and then all looked at me in surprise.
"What's wrong with the mirror?" Third Uncle asked.
"I saw another Miao Miao in the mirror just now."
"Don't drink, don't drink, of course there is still a Miaomiao in the mirror." The third aunt was out of anger, obviously she thought I was drinking too much.
"No, I mean, the actions of Miao Miao in the mirror are inconsistent with the actions of Miao Miao outside. Miao Miao may be evil." I hurriedly explained.
The third uncle and the couple were taken aback for a moment, and their expressions became very ugly. Third uncle put down the wine glass, put the lid on the wine bottle, and said, "I won't drink today."
"What I'm saying is true."
"Anzi, why don't you expect Miaomiao's order? She is your sister. Miao Miao is so smart, but you say she hits the evil, do you think it's okay?" San Shu became more and more dissatisfied.
"Well, don't drink, don't eat. Walk around!" The third aunt started to chase me out.
I was "sent" out of the gate by my three uncles and my couple, Miao Miao hid behind them and made funny faces at me.
Huh!
The third aunt closed the big iron door, and then there was another noise in the door. As the third aunt pushed in the door, she scolded the third uncle, babbling that the third uncle was not promising, and told him not to count on his two nephews, and warned him to find work quickly, otherwise the life would be impossible...
I didn't come back to my senses until there was no movement in the yard of the third uncle. According to my experience of hitting an evil last time, the people who hit the evil have bad complexion, listless spirits, and are prone to hysteria. None of these characteristics seem to be reflected in Miao Miao.
Could it be that I drank too much
Suddenly, my whole body was shaken by a strange cold wind, and I looked around, the treetops did not move slightly under the moonlight.
Where does the wind come from
I was horrified, and turned around and walked home quickly. On the road to the side of the village, every household in the village is lit up, and from time to time you can hear a few dog barking. Looking outside the village, the wheat seedlings grow densely and neatly, like a shaggy carpet flattened by a Sichuan cutter, under the bright moonlight. There is an unspeakable mystery.
Finally, I returned home.
Next to me is my brother's house, and seeing the lights on in the yard, I feel a little calm.
Maybe it’s the wind on the way back, the wine is a little bit on top, but I lay down but couldn’t fall asleep anyway. My head was full of Miao Miao's figure. When I turned over, I saw that the table was dark and quiet. Old-fashioned radio.
Since you can't sleep, listening to the radio is not bad, and it can just divert your attention.
I kicked my shoes, touched the black, carried the old radio back to the police, and turned on the switch under the quilt. The radio speaker immediately made a "chichi" noise.
Slowly twisted the stage with his hand. When the noise of "chichi" disappeared, a drama came out: (female) Lang and sister Hua, paired flowers, paired to the field ridge, (male) dropped a seed, (Female) has a sprout...
Why are you still singing
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