I hurriedly walked to the big eye. There were tributes on the plate in front of the statue of Guan Gong. There were bananas and apples. I only put them on this morning, because the big eye specifically said that as long as the door is open for business, it will be offered to the statue of Guan Gong. New tribute.
Almost everyone knows that Guan Gong is the God of War, but why do you want to worship Guan Gong if you want to do business? Isn’t it better to worship the God of Wealth
In fact, Guan Yu is one of the "Four Great Civil and Martial Gods of Wealth" in my country's traditional culture.
Usually we refer to the four gods of wealth and wealth: Fan Li, god of wealth and wealth in the south, Guan Yu, god of wealth and wealth in the south; Bigan, god of wealth and wealth in the north, Zhao Gongming, god of wealth and wealth.
Since Guan Yu is the God of Wealth, it is reasonable for businessmen to worship the God of Wealth. Especially the statue of Guan Yu in the coffin shop can not only absorb wealth from outside, but also suppress the evil spirits.
Of course, these are all told by Big Eye.
Holding a half of a banana with big eyes dangling in front of my eyes, saying that I eat Guan Gong's tribute is a taboo and will make the gods angry. I felt wronged. I picked up the half of the banana. The banana was not peeled, but it was bitten off with the skin. I picked up an apple from the plate, and the apple was also bitten.
This is really evil.
I said: "Monkeys know how to peel bananas when they eat bananas. Do I even eat the peel?"
After speaking, I thought of the woman with sunglasses, could she eat it? But a woman ran to the coffin shop to steal the tribute? Unless she really ran out of a mental hospital.
After I was stunned, I suddenly discovered that the place where the bananas and apples were bitten had turned black, as if they were rotten.
"Big Eye, there are no ghosts in your store, right?" I asked cautiously.
The big-eyed disciple was startled, and seemed to be thinking about this question too.
I hurriedly explained in detail about the fact that a woman entered the coffin shop just now. After listening to it, I ran to the door and looked out for a while, and then said to me: "She really didn't say anything?"
I nodded and said, I don't have to lie to him about this kind of thing.
Big Eye thoughtful, and then quickly walked upstairs. I didn't get down for five or six minutes. I wanted to go up and see what Big Eye was doing, but when I walked halfway to the stairs, Big Eye came down from above.
He angrily said: "It's okay, I watch the surveillance, it's not a ghost."
It's not a ghost, it's a human.
I stayed for a while. There was still surveillance in the big-eyed coffin shop. I looked around the roof and finally saw a coin-sized camera in the northeast corner.
Because I didn't find a computer in the big-eyed coffin shop, I quickly thought of the cabin in the warehouse.
Is the cabin a big-eyed surveillance room
But it is strange how you think about it, first of all, why is the coffin shop equipped with surveillance; second, the monitoring computer is usually installed at the counter, why should he install it in a hidden hut; more importantly, the coffin shop is not in the middle of the night. Open the door for business, who is monitoring by Big Eye shutting himself in the hut
Looking at the big eyes, my chest is ups and downs, is it excited or angry
Weird, so fucking weird.
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Big eyes, are you all right. "I ask.
"It's okay, what can I do." He took out his cell phone and handed it to me, and said, "You call Officer Liu again and ask when she will come, so I can prepare water for her to get rid of evil spirits in advance."
I said, there is time in the evening, so don't worry.
Big Eye reached into his trouser pocket and grabbed a few unsightly, and said, "I have something tonight, and I want to go out."
I looked at Big Eye suspiciously, and took his cell phone to call Officer Liu. Officer Liu said that he would not be able to come until after 7 o'clock in the evening.
After the call, I returned the phone to Big Eyes and asked, "Will you come back tonight? If you don't, I will go home too."
To be honest, the coffin shop of Big Eye is quite scary, and I really dare not live alone.
"Not necessarily, you can leave now if you want to go home."
I checked the time, it was already five o'clock, and said, "I have to see Officer Liu walking, otherwise he would seem too rude."
Big-eyed does not matter and said: "Ufe and urnate as you like.
It was past six o'clock after dinner, and Dayan and I had a little wine. Seeing that it was almost time, I went to the door of the coffin shop and waited for Officer Liu to come.
I lay on the armchair and smoked comfortably, and it was natural to see the lady boss in the hotel smoking diagonally across. Today the lady boss is still wearing hot, meat stockings, a red skirt with a red buttocks, and a red blouse with an open collar on the upper body. .
The proprietress was mopping the floor with a mop, and from time to time she would poke her butt and mop the mop in a whirling poke. The butt was called a circle, which made people dreamy.
The lady boss turned to look at me, smiled at me, and I raised my hand to greet her.
Then she started beckoning to me, motioning me to pass.
Men like to chat and spank with women, and I am no exception, so I walked over happily.
"Sister, what's the matter?"
"Brother, is Big Eye going out tonight?"
I looked suspicious and asked: "How did you know?"
"Today is the first day of the new year, the first and the fifteenth of each month. As long as he is in the store, he must go out." The proprietress said affirmatively.
"Why is he going out for?"
"I was just about to ask you, do you know what he is going to do?" said the boss.
I shook my head and said I don't know.
The lady boss said: "Aren't you his classmate."
"I am his classmate, but not the roundworm in his stomach. I don't know him more than you."
The proprietress continued to wipe the floor with a mop, her ass pouted and her chest sinking, making me dizzy.
"Little brother, if you want to trust the old sister, just listen to my advice. Don't ask him for help if you have something. Your classmate is not a good thing." She straightened up and beat her back with a fist. "It's not the sister who is telling the truth, of course you If you don’t believe it, forget it."
"Sister, you seem to be very prejudiced with big eyes."
"It's not that I have a prejudice against her, it's that he is really bad, just say that there are more than a dozen businesses on this street, and no one wants to care about him."
When the lady boss said this, she reminded me that although the street is business
It is deserted, but there are more than a dozen different shops. Because the business is not good and the weather is good, basically they will be in the sun at the door of the shop, or gather in twos and threes to chat together.
I spent seven days in the coffin last time, and every time I saw Big Eye coming back from the outside, none of the shopkeepers spoke to him to say hello.
If this is far-fetched, there is also a small supermarket and restaurant on the commercial street. I have never seen Big Eye go there to buy things and eat.
I asked, "Sister, why did Big Eye commit public anger?"
The female boss directly answered two words: cheating. Just when she was about to say something, she raised her eyes and saw that Big Eye came out of the coffin shop. She immediately raised her voice and said, "Brother, please help sister pour the water, you are exhausted. You are exhausted. What cigarette did you just say? I'll get it for you."
I helped her pour out the mopping water. When she returned to the store, she had already brought me a box of Yayun Yellow Crane Tower and said, "Twenty-eight." She gave me a look, meaning: Next Say it again.
After paying, I walked out of the smoking hotel and looked at the cigarette in my hand. I suddenly felt that I was fooled. I usually smoke for five yuan, and the best is ten yuan. I have never been willing to buy a cigarette for 28 yuan. .
Now I am confused to buy a box of such expensive cigarettes, and I feel distressed. Looking back at the female boss, she also gave me a slight smile.
She didn't call me over and sold me cigarettes deliberately, right
Back to the coffin shop, Big Eye immediately asked, "What did you do in the opposite shop?"
I patted the Yellow Crane Tower I bought in his hand and said, "I bought you a pack of good cigarettes. Didn't I beg you to do something? I'll stammer with you."
Big eyes immediately smiled and said, "Seeing outside, seeing outside, just our friendship, do you still need this?" He put the cigarette in his pocket, and said: "It's not allowed to do this in the future."
I coughed a few times and said, "No, I will never make this mistake again in the future."
As soon as he looked up, he saw a familiar figure appearing at the end of the commercial street, waiting for the other person to come closer. It was discovered that Officer Liu was here.
Officer Liu wore a sports suit and a low-top hat. At first glance, he looked like a criminal who was about to go to the joint.
Big Eye hurriedly greeted him, and said with a smile: "Officer Liu, long time no see."
Officer Liu was not in the mood to greet him, but went straight into the coffin shop. I guess she might be afraid of being seen by others.
After entering the coffin shop, Officer Liu took off his hat, looked around the coffin shop, and asked Big Eyes: "I have already told you about my situation, Chen An?"
"Say, nightmares. You have evil spirits on your body, plus you have been frightened. As long as you take a seven-day bath with my exorcism water, you will see immediate results. Chen An can testify to this."
"Then can I take it home and wash it?" Officer Liu asked.
Big eyes smiled and said, "Of course it can. But today I am ready, you can wash it here first, otherwise it will be too wasteful."
"When can it start?" Officer Liu asked.
"immediately!"
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