When I woke up, I felt half of my face hurt, so I didn't dare to touch it with my hands, and my head was groggy. I guess it was a stroke that was blown by the wind when I opened the window last night, and it won’t work if I put it on a hot towel.
But when I saw San Shu's appearance, I almost laughed out loud. He turned into panda eyes because the other person is whiter, and the two dark circles under his eyes are particularly obvious.
I asked the third uncle if he hadn't slept all night, and he shook his head hurriedly and said, not only did he slept, but he slept soundly.
I feel funny in my heart, but it's not easy to expose him face to face. How to say? Said that he shot a shot while taking a shower last night, and stayed up all night with excitement
Let him save some face, after all, it is my uncle.
But what makes me happy is that today is a sunny day, in the words of the primary school textbook, it is clear and clear.
Although Sanshu said that he slept well last night, he started to doze as soon as he got in the car and couldn't wake up. When I got out of the car to urinate halfway, I opened the collar of my third uncle. Not only did he have nail scratches on his left and right shoulders, but he also had three hickeys on his back collarbone.
The hickeys are big and deep in color, and they are all a bit purple, just like three big strawberries.
I said in my heart that the third uncle was really careless and went home with criminal evidence. If the third aunt knew about him and didn't kill him, even if he didn't kill him, he would have to strip him three times.
At the same time, I also praised the young lady for her professionalism. She was so devoted to every scene of the show. Look at this big paw print, this big strawberry plant, that is called a sturdy one.
The third uncle turned over, pouting his lips like a kiss. Maybe he felt the pain on his shoulder, and he reached into the collar and touched it twice.
When I drove again on the road, I started to plan ahead, thinking about how my third uncle’s affairs were revealed, if my third aunt found me, how would I deal with it. After thinking about it, I found that the third uncle might have annoyed me.
The two uncles and nephews go out of the car together, and when the uncle’s prostitutes, will the nephew*? If not*, dare to do such a thing as an uncle? Step back ten thousand steps and say, even if the nephew is not *, why not stop it
It's because the uncle stole it during the bath time. My nephew didn't know it. Although this is true, who would believe it? If it's not for my own personal experience, I don't believe it anyway.
Unexplainable things, trouble, really annoying!
After we rushed to the watermelon base, San Shu finally woke up, his face was a little yellow, and his lips were a little blue. With two panda eyes, it was a bit like a ghost in a horror movie.
I asked the third uncle if he was uncomfortable, and the third uncle said that he was dizzy and nauseous. Taking advantage of the loading time, I went to the local pharmacy and bought him two boxes of small chaihu granules and fentrisulfide capsules. He didn't eat lunch, so he slept in the car.
This made me a little nervous, wondering if he was in the rain last night, plus he caught a cold in the middle of the night, but he didn't feel hot to touch his head, and he was still cold.
It wasn't until we rushed to Baoding Fruit Wholesale Market that his situation improved. It may be that he didn't eat anything at noon. He ate four large bowls of marinated noodles for 8 yuan by himself, and almost made the noodle shop owner's mouth awkward.
on the way home,
The third uncle became more energetic, his dark circles disappeared, his face turned pale, his lips were no longer blue, and his voice was much brighter than usual.
I thought he was a little abnormal, and I began to wonder if he had given him the wrong medicine at noon.
The third uncle tapped the gongs and drums with his fingers, and started humming a little tune: "When the moon came out, I got under the bed. I got into the bed and I wanted to sing. I would sing to my sister... My sister, she didn't speak, but just looked at me and laughed... Hug Hug that hug, hug my sister and get under the covers..."
"Sanshu, Sanshu..."
"Hug that hug and hug..."
I stabbed my third uncle in the arm and said nervously, "San uncle, stop singing, are you okay?"
The third uncle turned to look at me and said, "It's okay."
I asked: "Then why are you so happy?"
"Is it not good to be happy? Is it to be sad?" Sanshu puzzled.
"No, I mean you are so sick during the day, why are you so energetic at night?"
Sanshu looked up at the roof of the car and looked at the roof sideways. I also glanced at the empty roof and continued to ask: "Do you feel uncomfortable there? I'll go home and take you to the hospital."
"No, I'm fine."
I found out the two boxes of medicines I bought, and they did not contain stimulants.
The third uncle said: "Anzi, let me drive for you. You have been driving for a day. Take a break."
I hurriedly said no, just let him sit down. If he is uncomfortable, lie down and sleep for a while. In order to prevent him from singing adapted pop songs, I will also turn on the radio.
Then the third uncle became much quieter, and started listening to the radio very intently, and sometimes tuned in a few radio stations.
About ten o'clock, we finally returned home safely. My brother's Tianlong heavy truck did not leave the car and was parked in the parking lot. I asked my third uncle to go home first and start checking the truck by myself.
After returning from the car, I have to check the truck again. This is what my brother told me. Whether the brakes, tire pressure, oil, fuel, water, etc. are normal, whether the parts are available, if there is a problem or something is missing, they can be prepared when the car is out the next day to avoid delaying the car.
After the inspection, it was past 11 o'clock when I got home. After driving for a day today, I feel very tired. After a simple wash, I am ready to go to bed.
As soon as I sat down, I immediately jumped up again, clutching my tailbone and sucking in cold air. **There is a Barbie doll with no head, which is the one I gave to Miaomiao.
Only the body has no head, the little skirt on her body is also dirty, and her two small arms are stunned. Just now I was sitting on Barbie’s cocked arm, and my tail bone was fiery and painful.
Miao Miao must have been here before, otherwise this thing won't appear in my sex.
I put the Barbie doll on the bedside table, and thought it was broken and it was useless to keep it, so I threw it in the trash can.
I was very good at that one moment ago. I wiped out all my sleepiness, turned off the light, and took out my cell phone when I was lying down and couldn't sleep.
Looking at Officer Liu’s WeChat account, I had the courage for a long time and I didn’t dare to talk to her. I saw the big-eyed WeChat and I had the urge to block him, but
After thinking about it, I didn't do that in the end.
At this moment, someone asked to add a friend. The profile was a female, and the name was particularly called "Look at you with my eyes closed."
I guess the other person should have liked someone and think about it day and night, otherwise how could he close his eyes and look at "him".
I hesitated and passed the friend verification.
When I first contacted the Internet, I learned to talk about QQ. Don’t look at the words I usually see from women. In fact, I’m very hot in my heart. The other party's measurements, of course, the other party may also be lying to me, but asking such a sensitive question is not blocked, is it also a skill
Meng Sao
Mensao is always better than Mingsao. The male Mingsao is called a hooligan. Mensao has connotations!
The woman who added me was very on the road, and without a few words, I was brought to the sensitive topic with a self-explanatory look. I asked her if she had a boyfriend, but the other party said that her children were already ten years old. I immediately lost my interest, and asked her how old this year is, she said twenty-five.
The child is ten years old. Today is twenty-five and get married at fifteen? Obviously deceiving.
I began to say that she was not sincere, but she said that people in ancient times got married early, and it was normal for a woman to get married when she was 13 years old. I jokingly asked if she had traveled through ancient times. If so, you can go directly to my bed through your mobile phone.
As a result, she ignored me for a long time.
There was a disdain in my heart: false and serious!
Just about to put the phone down to sleep, her message came with sincerity between the lines. She asked: Do you really think so
Of course it's fake. Who knows what she looks like and how old she is. Besides, she just looks like the Seven Fairies, and she doesn't have the magical powers of the Seven Fairies
But online chat is like this, there is no taboo, you can run the train with your mouth full, as long as you feel comfortable. I moved around, ready to reply to her with two words: Really.
Before the two words were sent out, I suddenly felt hairy on my thighs. I opened the quilt and used the mobile phone to light it, and found that it was a bunch of golden hair.
I shivered, and subconsciously shrank my legs, and when I took a closer look, it turned out to be Barbie's head.
I hurriedly got out of bed, turned on the light, and opened the cool summer quilt. It was indeed Barbie’s head. The golden hair was in a mess. Through the messy hair, the cute little face that was originally cartoon looked a little gloomy.
When I was covering the quilt, I didn't see Barbie's head wrapped in it. I turned my head and looked at the body in the trash can, which made me feel a little uneasy.
I didn't know what was going on, but I thought of the horrible nursery rhyme Miao Miao sang, and I was shocked again. I hurriedly picked up Barbie's body from the trash can and put it in the closet with its head.
Seeing the old-fashioned panda radio in the closet, there was another panic in my heart.
Huh! Huh! Huh!
Suddenly there was the sound of a smashing door in the yard, and I was suddenly shocked.
Immediately afterwards, there was the cry of the third uncle ghost crying wolf howling: "Anzi, Anzi, open the door, help..."
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