Two cases of beer, one bottle of liquor, plus a table of dishes. Packed up, the three of them started eating.
The hot pot chicken is very authentic, and a few side dishes are also good. While drinking, I praised Chen Ping as a new-age urban woman who can go to the hall and go to the kitchen.
For my compliment, Chen Ping just smiled modestly. Li Xing'er looked disgusted and despised me and flattered me.
However, as long as Chen Ping is happy, I don't care about Li Xing'er's attitude.
In order to enliven the atmosphere, I also talked about a lot of interesting things in life. Chen Ping smiled very reservedly, but Li Xing'er laughed backwards and backwards, and asked why so many interesting things made me meet.
In fact, I haven't encountered so many things about Coke. They are all jokes from the Internet, and then processed into their own stories.
Li Xing'er and I had a drink and suddenly asked, "Chen An, have you ever encountered any ghosts in the flower circle store?"
"I haven't encountered it."
Li Xing'er asked: "Then do you think there are any ghosts in the world?"
I smiled and replied, "Yes. For example, coward, naughty, pervert, etc."
Li Xing'er gave me a blank look and said, "I'm being serious with you."
"There are no ghosts in the world, they are all deceptive."
"You don't believe that there are ghosts in the world, so what wreath shop do you open?"
"These are two different things. Although I open a store to sell things for the dead, the customers are all living people, and many customers who buy things in the store also believe that there are ghosts in the world, but it is out of custom and spiritual sustenance."
Li Xing'er said: "I believe there are ghosts in the world, and I am from the village. I saw with my own eyes that a daughter-in-law in the village was wicked and her voice turned into a male voice. Later, a Taoist priest was hired to do things, and she learned that she was in a place where she should not pee. The pee was upset by a ghost."
Li Xing'er's words reminded me of hitting an evil spirit while driving a truck because of a pee.
Chen Ping echoed: "There are indeed many evil things in the village."
"Do you also believe that there are ghosts in the world?" I asked.
Chen Ping nodded and said, "Believe. Although I haven't seen it, I believe there are ghosts in the world."
Seeing that both Li Xing'er and Chen Ping believed that there were ghosts in the world, I suddenly felt that I had made a mistake. I was a professional expert in attacking evils. I just talked about a few paragraphs and shuddered without frightening them, making them feel that they were well-informed
I said: "Believe in ghosts and gods, there are rules of unbelief. Anyway, from the perspective of national policy, believing in ghosts is a feudal superstition.
Belief in Buddhism is a religious belief, but in Buddhist common sense, there are ghosts in the world, because in the six reincarnations of Buddhism, the ghost is one of them. "
Li Xing'er said dissatisfied: "Then do you believe in ghosts or no ghosts?"
"I don't believe it, but I have always been in awe of ghosts and gods."
"Hypocrisy, since you don't believe it, what are you in awe of."
I couldn't refute Li Xing'er's words, so I had to say: "Let's talk about something else, and don't talk about ghosts in such a good atmosphere."
Li Xing'er said: "One man and one woman talk love, one man and two women talk nonsense."
I was speechless again, and looked at Chen Ping for help, hoping that she would stop Li Xing'er from destroying the atmosphere. Unexpectedly, Chen Ping seemed to be very interested in the topic of “ghosts”. She said: “I heard that a foreign scientist conducted an experiment and said that after death, the weight of a person will become 21 grams lighter, which means that the human soul weighs 21 grams. Grams."
As a senior evil person, of course I have heard of this kind of strange incident, but I was still surprised. I used it to respond to Chen Ping and asked her to explain it in detail.
Next, I basically became a listener and began to listen to Chen Ping and Li Xing'er talking about ghosts. They talked about a lot of ghostly incidents that have been heard, such as hanging ghosts for their lives, female ghosts harming people, ghosts hitting walls and so on.
As a specialist in hitting evil, these things are all pediatrics to me, but I must pretend to listen with gusto.
However, one thing Li Xing'er talked about made me very interested. She said that someone once conducted a survey of 5,000 homosexuals. It turned out that all homosexual parents had a child before they were born, and they were killed before the child was born. And the parents of lesbians had an older brother stillborn before they gave birth, and gay men had a stillborn sister.
Regarding this bizarre phenomenon, Li Xinger boldly guessed that it was because the brother and sister before the homosexual birth did not know that their parents did not want to be themselves, and were still waiting stupidly for the birth. As a result, it was his brother and sister who was waiting for the birth. The stillborn child thought that when he was born, he left the mother's womb with his siblings.
Because the spiritual power of the dead is greater than that of the living, when two souls are together, the soul in the dead belly oppresses and swallows the soul of the body, which eventually causes the soul of a woman to change to the body of a man, or the spirit of a man.
The soul was replaced by a woman's body.
This is why there were very few homosexuals in ancient times, and there will be more and more homosexuals now. The reason for this result is very simple. In ancient times, it was impossible to find out whether the child in the stomach was male or female. Even if you don't want it, you can only wait for the child to be born before trying to find a way to kill it.
Not to mention whether Li Xing'er's guess was a personal delusion, but her remarks reminded me of my brother.
My brother is a Niang Pao. Is his being a Niang Pao also related to some strange incidents? Of course, I am not saying that my brother is homosexual, because a pseudo-mother and a female man do not mean that each other is homosexual. I just think that if Li Xing'er's statement is correct, there should be similarities between the two.
One hour passed quickly after listening to the two women's nonsense. At this time, Li Xing'er was already a little drunk. In order to make her stop the topic, I even touched her three glasses, and after three glasses of wine, she couldn't figure out what she said.
Chen Ping may be the reason for running the business before. He has a good drinking capacity. After five bottles of beer, he is still full of spirits, and his eyes are sparkling, giving people the feeling that the more they drink, the more energetic they are.
Chen Ping picked up the wine glass and touched me, and said, "Chen An, I have plans to travel recently."
What do you mean? Are you secretly asking me to go on a trip with her
I hurriedly asked: "Where do you want to go?"
"Because of the business of daily chemical shops, I definitely can't go to far places."
"Let's go to Beijing. Not only are there many attractions, but I can go there the same day. I can be a driver for you."
Chen Ping shook her head and said, "I have been running outside all over the world for the past few years, and have visited many scenic spots. So I don't want to go to big cities, but want to go closer to the original natural place."
I jokingly said: "If you want to go to the most primitive and natural place, you can only go to the countryside."
Chen Ping thought for a moment, and said, "The countryside is not bad. Is your home far from Manjiang?"
I stayed for a while and asked: "Do you want to go to my house?"
Li Xing'er patted the table and said, "Chen An, are you stupid? Chen Ping wants to see your parents with you. Your IQ is really anxious!"
I looked at Chen Ping incredulously and saw that my parents weren't enough. After all, Chen Ping hadn't agreed to be my girlfriend, but she came home with me in the name of traveling, but she had to say it was a hint to talk to me about friends.
It's just that this happiness also came too suddenly, and even suddenly it made me feel a little overwhelmed.
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