He sent Li Chaofan back to his residence and counted the days and said, we will come back to help him find the missing wax figure in three days. Li Chaofan asked why he had to wait for three days, and told him not to ask so many questions, and he just had to take care of his own business.
Three days later, it is the fifteenth day of the lunar calendar, which is my psychic day. Naturally, we can't tell him this.
There was no word for a night. At about ten o'clock the next day, Li Chaofan came to the funeral shop with two chickens. He said that he got up specially to buy the pheasant from the farmer’s market early in the morning. Let us stew and eat it. Tonic food.
Big Eye accepted his gift and asked him how he slept last night. Li Chaofan said that he slept very well. He slept till dawn and didn’t even have a dream. Moreover, after getting up in the morning, the bed linen The wax oil is also much less.
Tuina can have an immediate effect, and Dayan and I are also happy for him. However, from the fact that he gave us the native pheasant, it can be seen that Li Chaofan is a very good person.
In reality, the word "will come" has formed two distinct meanings. On the one hand, it is to praise a person, indicating that this person can see the essence of things, be good at dealing with things, can understand the intentions of others immediately, and do things to the satisfaction of others.
Another meaning is that this kind of person is very sleek, very sophisticated, very good at observing words and colors, and better at slacking beards and horses. Such people are full of scheming, but not necessarily deep in the city. Therefore, this kind of person's intentions are often clearer, and they can't do things like the people in the city government.
Li Chaofan obviously belongs to the latter. Of course, I am not saying how bad Li Chaofan is. After all, "something will happen" is dictated by nature, and even more so by the environment.
After talking about Li Chaofan's illness, Li Chaofan has begun to talk about his "sex" career.
Chinese people are very taboo about "sex", but they are all yearning in their bones. As a layman with seven emotions and six desires, I have not interrupted, but I have been paying attention to it.
Li Chaofan said that when opening a ** store, the main investment is to rent a storefront and decorate, and it doesn't cost much for the goods. A store as big as him can also stock up to less than 10,000 yuan.
** The profit is very high, basically several or even dozens of times. For example, a three-piece cosplay of nurses, teachers, and policewomen priced at more than 500 yuan, the purchase price is only tens of yuan.
money. And the audience of ** is not only young people, consumers in the 1940s are also large. According to Li Chaofan’s years of experience in opening a store, he concluded:
Post-60s love to buy lubricants, post-70s love to buy all kinds of fun equipment; post-80s like to buy sticks; 90s prefer a variety of delay sprays; post-00s are keen on remote-controlled ricocheting and yin ball reduction.
After listening to this, I can’t help but sigh, what are you really doing? It turns out that the audience of the ** is so wide. It seems that the Chinese are far less conservative than they seem on the surface.
At noon, Li Chaofan was going to take us to dinner. I just found an excuse to push it off, and he pulled his big eyes away. At about two o'clock in the afternoon, I was taking a nap in the office, and my newly bought mobile phone rang.
It was from Chen Ping. I hurriedly connected to the phone, and immediately came a voice that made me dream.
"Chen An, what have you been up to lately? Why does the phone keep shutting down?"
"The phone is lost, the new phone just changed."
"Why don't you call me during this time?"
This question made me a little difficult to answer, so I smiled and asked: "What? You miss me."
"Who misses you. I have something to ask you."
Cleverly avoiding Chen Ping's questioning, I said with a sigh of relief: "You said. What's the matter."
"That's it. Something happened to Li Xing'er. It seems that there is some mental problem. I have been listless all day and lost everything. I have not forgotten to collect money when I sell things in the store in the past few days, but I just find it to others. Qian. I think she was a little'scare', not the kind of'scare'. Well, it's the superstitious kind of'scare', and was scared. Do you know what I mean?"
"understand."
It's easy to deal with people being "scared", but it's common for children to be scared, and adults are not scared much.
I asked: "How did she get scared?"
"In a public toilet, I was scared by perverted voyeurism. You are in a funeral shop. I just want to ask you if you recognize anyone in this area and help her see."
I laughed dumbly and said: "I was actually scared to solve it, you can try the folk methods."
"We tried some methods, but they didn't work."
"What method did you use?"
"Take a bowl, fill a bowl of clear water, take three chopsticks, drip water, the chopsticks will stand firmly.
Li Xing'er was frightened somewhere, let her come back; and just rubbed a needle on her forehead, then took a breath and put it in a bowl of water... We tried five or six kinds. But none of them worked, and you know, everyone who is frightened will have a fever, but Li Xing'er does not have a fever. It's just like losing my soul all day long, and I'm not enthusiastic about playing, and I can't find the problem even when I go to the hospital. "
Listening to Chen Ping's words, I think it is a bit weird. I was so scared that it can be resolved according to Chen Ping's native methods. After all, being scared is very common and not a tricky problem.
I pondered for a moment and said, "Where is Li Xing'er now?"
"I let her rest at home."
"You can let her come to our store, she will be more or less able to show people things with her big eyes."
So far, Chen Ping and Li Xing'er only know that we open funeral shops and sell dead people's things, but they don't know that we are also privately contacting evil spirits and warding off evil and showing people Feng Shui. But I know in my heart that I can conceal this matter for a while, not for a lifetime. As we interact, Chen Ping will know sooner or later, so taking this opportunity to show Chen Ping and Li Xing'er a little bit is a good way.
Women hate cheating the most. Just imagine that if Chen Ping suddenly learns about the industry I'm in, it will definitely be hard to accept and think I'm not honest with her.
"Big eyes, do you still have this ability?" Chen Ping looked surprised.
"Well, he will show people the picture and fortune-telling."
Chen Ping was amazed and said, "I really didn't expect it. Since Big Eye knows this kind of ability, can he let him go directly to my house and show Li Xing'er?"
"Yes. I will contact him right now, and we will pass in a while."
After I hung up Chen Ping's phone, I immediately called Dayan. Dayan was still drinking with Li Chaofan. He had a big tongue when talking. It was obvious that he drank a lot. I told him about Li Xing'er again, my big eyes were very positive, and I said to come back immediately.
In less than ten minutes, Big Eye returned to the shop with a full body of alcohol. I first gave him two teapots of strong tea to sober up, and then drove him to the residences of Chen Ping and Li Xing'er.
On the road, I told Big Eyes that Chen Ping and Li Xing'er did not know that we were doing business of exorcising evil and avoiding misfortunes and watching Feng Shui, so that he would not miss out. The big eyes made me feel relieved, saying that I knew what to do and that I would make things right for me.
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