As soon as An Chen left, Lilac and I were left in the room.
Like a female Buddha, she slumped down and looked at me, her eyes flashing, and I was hairy when she saw her, and said, "I tell you, don't mess around."
Lilac immediately "chuckled" and said, "Boy, are you so afraid of me?"
I pretended to be fearless and said, "Why am I afraid of you?"
"Afraid that I will take advantage of you."
I said: "Women are afraid of men taking advantage, but men are afraid of women taking advantage."
Lilac gave another giggle, and moved to rub against the head of the bed.
I immediately asked nervously: "What are you doing?"
"Look at what scared you, don't worry, I will not be like you, I am almost fifty people, how old are you, there is a difference in seniority between us."
"Then you still want to marry me in court?"
"If a woman dies without getting married, she won't have a memorial tablet after death, and she will become an aunty ghost. So going to worship with you is just a formality, otherwise I will become an aunty ghost after death."
It suddenly dawned on me that this kind of saying is true among the people.
Ding Xiang continued: "So marrying you in Yangjian is just planning for my death. As for you, I really don't like you."
I said in my heart, you must not look at me, or I would rather die. However, in her words, I heard a little overtone, and tentatively asked: "What you mean is that you will soon..."
I didn't say the following words, but looked at her with questioning eyes.
"Yes, I still have three months to live. Three months later, I should go to the underworld to report, and underworld has arranged a good position for me." Speaking of the end of his life, there is no sadness on Lilac's face, but full With a smile on her face, it seemed that death was something she wanted very much.
I smiled and said, "Congratulations."
Ding Xiang said: "You can do it in the future, you see, I am a bad guy, from ten miles to eight villages. As long as it is a normal death, the soul will be riveted to me..."
I interrupted her and asked, "What is rivet?"
"The riveting means that people who have died normally have to report here before they go to the underworld. Only after I am registered can they go to the underworld to report. There are many psychic people, like I just ask about life and death, no matter what else. You.
What is the main responsibility? "
"I don't care about anything, but occasionally help people drive away evil spirits and avoid disasters."
Lilac nodded and said, "So you are an unorganized person. For the sake of our marriage, I can help you introduce my friends and give you some errands? In the future, after you die, you can also have a good Get out."
I waved my hand hurriedly and said, "Thank you, I'm fine now."
Lilac smiled and said: "Do you want to practice? I tell you, all practitioners are madmen who walk against the sky, no matter how high you practice in the end, whether you are kind to others, it is against the way of heaven after all, so in the end... or not Having said this, everyone has their own ambitions. By the way, what is your name and what is your birthday?"
I told the truth about my name and birth date, and Ding Xiang used notes on a small notebook.
I asked: "What's the use of remembering this?"
"I still have three months of positive life. When I died, you were not by my side. It is unrealistic to ask you to arrange funeral affairs for me, so I can only arrange my funeral affairs, name and birth date in advance, which can be used on the tombstone in the future. ."
Write down my name and birth date in a small notebook, Ding Xiang looked up at me and said: "I can't think of you as a very complicated person."
I was stunned, and asked: "What is a complicated method?"
"From the point of view of your birthday, you were dead as soon as you were born. But now you are alive and well."
Dingxiang’s words made me stunned, and then instantly thought of the twin brothers who had lived in the body before. Dingxiang said that I died as soon as I was born. Isn’t that talking about my twin brothers
Isn’t it because my own brother died in the mother’s womb, but I died in the mother’s womb, and then my soul resided in my brother’s body, and then before I could not remember the personnel, I took my brother back and took possession of myself. His body
But why didn't my brother tell himself? Is it because the matter has come to this point, saying more is not helpful, but will it increase my psychological burden
If this is the case, am I not the murderer who killed my brother!
Just when I was in a state of confusion, I suddenly felt a moment of shade and looked up at Lilac. She was picking up the curtains and looking out. She happily said: "Friends who have come to congratulate me are here."
I hurriedly got up and sat away, and stood in a corner. It didn’t take long before I heard the outhouse
The door opened, and then a cold wind blew into the room. Before hearing the sound of footsteps, three people squeezed to the door, smiling and looking in their ugly faces.
A white face, a black face, and a face covered with pockmarks.
Are they the ghosts of the underworld
Black face and white face are black and white impermanence? What the hell is that guy with a prickly face
Dingxiang greeted immediately and said, "Come in, don't look at the door."
Three people walked in with a laugh, and behind them was an old man, and the four of them were awkward. They all shouted "Congratulations, congratulations."
Dingxiang seemed to suddenly become lighter at this time. She went directly to the bed as light as a geese, put on her shoes and got out of the bed, and said, "I didn't expect that the Five Sacred Mountains are also coming. It really surprised me."
Five Sacred Mountains? Is this his name or job title
If it's a name, it's easy, but if it's a job title, the background is really big.
In Buddhism, the Five Mountains are the great ghost king, second only to Yama. If King Yama is the emperor, he is in charge of the whole country; he is like a prince in charge of one party.
Wuyue is an old man who looks more than sixty years old. He wears mediocre clothes. He is skinny and has goat bones. If he wears glasses, he is like a half fairy in a movie and TV series.
Wu Yue walked over and took Ding Xiang's hand and said, "You Ding Xiang gets married, of course I am coming. Let me see your groom."
"Hey, that's not it, standing in the corner." Ding Xiang pointed at me.
I hurriedly nodded and smiled, greeted timidly, and said, "Hello everyone."
Although they all look like humans, if you look at their feet, you will find that there is no shadow under their feet.
When Wu Yue saw me greet them, he was taken aback for a moment, and he couldn't believe it, and said, "Can you see us?"
Ding Xiang introduced: "He is a psychic."
Wuyue nodded and said, "Yes, that's true. Marrying you is a good idea."
At this time, the black-faced man walked over, looked close to my face, and said, "It's really good, but the age is a bit inappropriate."
The white-faced man smiled and said: "Have you never heard of it, eat chickens, eat chickens, marry a wife and marry an old wife, the chicken does not stuff your teeth, the old wife does not slip, this kid is all covered!
I go! How can this ghost in the underworld speak so quietly
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