Guan Ze gets off work on time these two days. If he doesn't have to have dinner with clients in the evening, he usually chooses to go home and cook for himself, although sometimes he can't even put his chopsticks down to eat the dishes he cooks.
Although he is not a good cook, Guan Ze's kitchen is decorated to look like something real, especially when he is standing by the stove with an apron on and cooking noodles for himself, he feels like a chef.
Today he cooked himself a bowl of tomato and egg noodles. He just smelled the noodles and before he had time to take a bite to see if it was terrible or extremely unpalatable, the phone at home rang.
He put it down and answered the phone. His aunt's voice came out: "Guan Ze, are you busy?"
"Yeah." Guan Ze regretted not turning on the answering machine.
"Guan Ze, isn't the job you arranged for your brother a bit too hard? He has to run around all the time in such hot weather, how can he bear it?" Aunt's tone was full of complaints.
“It’s normal to go out and about as a salesperson.”
"This is your brother, don't you feel bad for him? Why don't you find him another job? Isn't the marketing department of your company good enough?"
"We don't have any recruitment targets right now." Guan Ze frowned and gently pinched his eyebrows with his fingers.
"You are the director of the marketing department. It's just a matter of a word to arrange a few people." The aunt was very unhappy when she heard his refusal. "Now that you have made it, you don't care about your family anymore? Can you bear to see your brother suffer like this?"
"Can he count how many tasks I assigned to him? The longest one he worked was four months. With his lazy attitude, he would suffer for anything he does?" Guan Ze was a little angry. "For this job, if you like it, do it. If you don't like it, you can beg for food."
"Guan Ze, what do you mean?" Auntie shouted, "You are eating and drinking well, and I asked you to help your brother, but you let him go begging?"
"Is begging scary?" Guan Ze smiled, then his tone turned cold. "I also need to eat, Auntie. Why didn't you help me when I was begging? I have done my best so far. I still say the same thing. If you can't do it, stay home."
Guan Ze hung up the phone without waiting for his aunt to speak again. After thinking for a while, he unplugged the phone line and threw it aside.
When he picked up the bowl of noodles again, Guan Ze found that the noodles had absorbed all the soup in the bowl and turned into a lump. He stared at the noodles and hesitated for a while, then took the kettle and poured half a bowl of cold water into the bowl, added some oyster sauce, and then stirred the noodles and ate them all smoothly.
Guan Ze doesn't have many entertainment activities in the evening. If he is not accompanying clients, he usually won't take the initiative to go out and play. Most of the time, he stays at home, like today, turning on the TV, putting a Silent Hill into the DVD player, and then turning on the computer.
The post from noon was still on the front page of the forum, and the replies had already scrolled through more than thirty pages. He didn't go in to read it and directly logged into the game.
As soon as he entered the channel, he was almost disconnected by the flood of friend messages and world channels. The screen froze for more than ten seconds before returning to normal.
The people in the gang were excitedly imagining the happy life after overthrowing Yixiao's evil group. Guan Ze did not participate. After all, he was 30 years old and had a baby who called him dad. He was too lazy to go crazy with these people in their teens and twenties. He felt that if these people were given a chance to dominate, they might not be much better than Yanran Yixiao. After all, when playing a game, who doesn't want to dominate the world
When a message comes from a friend, the only one who will send him a message within one minute of him coming online is the system and Yuangungun.
Yuangungun is Qiu Yueling's daughter, a girl in the first grade of junior high school. She has 40 minutes every night to play games, and Guan Ze usually takes her to level up.
Private message to Yuangungun: Brother, please take me to Sishengzhuang to level up.
Private chat: Call me uncle.
Private message to Yuangungun: Uncle, please take me to Sishengzhuang to level up.
Private message Hengdaolima: Go to the Four Saints Safe Zone and wait for me. Do you want to bring your friends with you
Private message to Yuangungun: We have three fairy friends, we can kill them quickly, just help us control the monsters.
Private chat: I want to buy medicine.
Private message to Yuangungun: Uncle Heng, I’m so excited, will we be killed
Private chat:…
Lin Yao sat cross-legged in front of the computer with an unlit cigarette in his mouth, his hands typing rapidly on the keyboard. He was discussing with several core members of the gang in the gang meeting room what to do after the PK rules were changed.
In fact, Lin Yao was not the first person to dominate this server. When he first came to play on the new server, he really didn’t think about whether he could dominate the server or not. He just wanted to kill time.
He and a few of his friends from the old server came early, so their levels and equipment were higher than those of later players. At that time, he enjoyed guiding newcomers and was very satisfied when he was immersed in the praises from the newcomers, such as “Sister Yixiao, you are so awesome.”
Until one day the boss fell in front of him. He held up a sign for forming a team and was calling for people to come and kill him when another team rushed over, as if they didn't see him standing next to the boss with a sign hanging on his head, and they just robbed him as if no one was around.
The default rule at that time was that the person who arrived first and raised the sign would be the team leader, and the people who arrived later, even if they had a team, should disband their team and join the team that raised the sign first to kill together.
Lin Yao suppressed his anger and chatted privately with the captain. The captain’s response was that rules were shit. I can kill anyone I want. It’s none of your business. If you don’t have the ability, just stay aside.
Lin Yao was so angry about this that he almost swallowed the cigarette he was holding into his mouth and chewed it. Since you want to break the rules, then I'll play along. So he called a few friends and killed them after this group killed the boss.
Just as Lin Yao was recalling his glorious history of dominating the server and telling several main players that we must be prepared for both situations, someone in the gang channel shouted, "Hengdao is leading people to Sishengzhuang. Are they going to snatch the boss?"
The name Hengdao Lima jumped into Lin Yao's eyes like a burning fire. He waved the mouse and was about to go over to take a look, but the madman standing on the side had already raised the sign for forming a team. Several people joined his team tacitly, and the madman led the team and ran towards Sishengzhuang skillfully.
Lin Yao checked his equipment and medicine. Killing anyone was not as exciting as killing Hengdao immediately. It made him so excited that his heart was beating fast.
The account of Hengdao was originally one of the main players in their gang, but the guy sold his account because he was going abroad. The person who bought the account changed the name of the account, and joined them in a gang battle a few times at the beginning. His PK awareness was much better than that of the original owner of Hengdao. Unfortunately, before he could play well, this person actually joined the enemy gang on the pretext of helping his friends level up, and led the team to fight with them in the uprising against the server tyrants, and was very excited.
Of course, there were many people who fought bravely with them, and Lin Yao didn't dislike this person just for this reason. The most important reason was that Hengdao Lima had led a rubbish civilian team to sweep their well-equipped main force more than once! Moreover, this person was the only one who could calmly make Lin Yao want to chew his computer in the forum quarrel.
"Lin Yao, are you smoking?" My mother suddenly pushed the door open and came in, holding a bowl of unknown soup in her hand.
"Knock on the door first," Lin Yao was concentrating on preparing for the battle when he was startled by his mother. "Your son is an adult man after all. This is inappropriate."
"I forgot. I'll remember it next time." Mom put the bowl on the table and took the unlit cigarette out of his mouth. "I won't say anything if you watch some porn. Every son does that."
“What if… Never mind.” Lin Yao sighed, picked up the bowl and took a sip. It tasted like chalk dust soaked in water. He held his breath and drank it all in one gulp. He didn’t know what kind of experiment this was from his mother. Lin Zong was the guinea pig before, but now he was the only one.
"What if? Ah, you mean your brother's incident," Mom lowered her head, her tone suddenly becoming guilty, "Your brother didn't close the door either. Oh, it didn't cause him any trauma, did it? Could it be because of this that he was in a hurry to move out after graduation?"
"Not really. My brother is much more shameless than me." Lin Yao felt a little uncomfortable when he saw his mother's expression. He stretched out his hand and pinched her shoulder. "It's just awkward. He moved out because he had to take care of the resort business. How could it be for this?"
"So it's better to raise a daughter." Mom took the bowl and turned to go out.
"Let's try again with my dad." Lin Yao took another cigarette and held it in his mouth. The air conditioner was on in the room and smoking was not allowed. He usually held a cigarette in his mouth, so that he would have a more gangster-like feeling when competing.
As soon as he entered the map of Four Saints Manor, he saw a figure with a sword in hand and a horse on his back appearing on the screen, leading a few female fairies in battle.
Team Late Autumn Maple: Are you ready
Team Horse Stepping on Flying Swallow: 0000
The team smiled sweetly: 0
A very strong warrior in the team: Is he trying to rob the boss or is he leveling up
Team Mingmei: Clear the area 20 minutes before the boss appears. It’s not like he doesn’t know that, 0000
A strong team: 00
The team smiled and said: Kill.
0 means you are ready to kill. Lin Yao looks forward to it every time he sees this number.
They couldn't force a PK in combat, so they waited patiently for a while, and killed the team just as they left the battle and had no time to recover health and mana.
Lin Yao felt that their behavior was not honorable. Hengdao and his men were obviously not here to rob the boss, but were only leveling up, and the equipment they were wearing was not PK equipment. But as long as he could kill Hengdao, he would feel very happy, so he pretended not to see it.
As soon as they entered the first round of the battle, they controlled the entire Hengdao team. Of course, this is nonsense, top-level PK equipment vs. civilian leveling equipment.
Fighting Round: Do you guys also kill those who are leveling up?
A brave warrior who is very good at fighting: You are useless in leveling up in the Four Saints at this time.
Fighting Yuanyuan: Then where can I go to level up, uncle!
Fighting Brightly: Who cares about you
Fighting Yuangun: You guys are too domineering. We are just small accounts of a few dozen levels, and we were killed while leveling up!
Fighting Horse Steps on Flying Little Swallow: Let’s kill Hengdao, and the trumpet will run away.
Fighting in late autumn with falling maple leaves: Let it go
The madman was asking Lin Yao this question. Lin Yao took a look and saw the four little fairies, whose levels were too low for his summoned beast to take a bite. He should have let them go, but Hengdao, who remained silent, immediately made him angry. So he tapped a few times on the keyboard and typed two words in the team channel: don't let them go.
The madman always listened to him when it came to killing people. After he started to hit the target, the madman typed "kill". Several people raised their swords and chopped down Hengdao and several little fairies in two rounds.
Hengdao said the only sentence of the entire battle when he was about to leave the battle and be sent to report to Bai Wuchang of Samsara.
You'll regret this, madman.
I regret nothing. The madman typed a beat slower. When he typed this sentence, the team of people who were standing with swords and horses had disappeared from their sight. He had no choice but to ask Lin Yao again, why did he say I would regret it? Shouldn't the harsh words be directed at you? It was you who said not to use the trumpet.
I know nothing. Lin Yao left the team, flew back to the city, and was then sent to the dungeon by the system.
"Shit." Lin Yao clicked the mouse. When a team kills someone, there is a certain chance that the team members will not be caught and sent to jail, but Lin Yao's account has never been caught. Every time he kills someone, he will definitely go to jail.
When he was sending a message to the madman asking him to take over his account and go to jail, a figure riding a white horse appeared outside the broken wooden fence of the cell.
It was Hengdao Lima who was dressed in a set of top-grade PK equipment.
Lin Yao didn't move and pretended that he was not there.
At this moment, he said: Sister Xiao, you always lead by example, and you are the one who goes to jail every time.
Current: Are you hungry? I'll leave you some food.
At this moment, I will set off some fireworks for you to cheer you up.
Lin Yao sat in front of the screen, watching Hengdao get off his horse and light a firework outside the prison door. How bored is this birdman
After the fireworks were over, Hengdao placed another bowl on the ground, said "Grow up quickly" and then got on his horse and left the cell. Lin Yao stared at the bowl for a while, moved the mouse over it, and it showed - horse feed.
"Psycho!" Lin Yao cursed softly, picked up the horse feed and fed it to his horse.
Guan Ze drank tea, listened to the background music of Silent Hill coming from the speakers behind him, read the complaints sent by the round little boy, stretched himself, took out his phone and dialed the round little boy's number.
"Uncle—" Qiu Jiayu's depressed voice came out in a long drag.
"How much experience was lost?" Guan Ze smiled.
"300,000! All the experience points I gained from training today were lost!" Qiu Jiayu raised her voice and shouted, "Why are these people so annoying! Is it fun to bully the lower accounts?"
"Go do your homework, your mother will nag you soon." Guan Ze turned off the game.
"Uncle, you have to avenge me!"
"How do you report it? To attack Yixiao and Fengzi?"
"I don't know. You don't like to curse or attack," Qiu Jiayu said sullenly. "You are the only one in our server who can defeat their team, and you are so noble."
Guan Ze was amused. The little girl only had this little time to play games every day, and she couldn't level up. It was really frustrating: "Okay, I'll think about it."
"Think quickly, I'm so depressed, uncle. Anyway, you said something cruel today, so you'd better come up with something cruel and disperse these people!"
Qiu Jiayu finally hung up the phone and went to do her homework. Guan Ze went into the bathroom, took off his clothes, stood under the shower and rinsed with his eyes closed.
He was really too lazy to compete in a game, but it did annoy him that Fengzi and Yixiao were staring at his account and killing him all day long. Going to work every day was tiring enough, and when he came back to play a game to relax, he was always provoked.
Since you are so excited, let’s do something interesting.