When Lin Yao was reversing, he was in a daze and didn't look at the rearview mirror. He was not very careful when he stepped on the accelerator. The car reversed very quickly and collided with a car passing behind.
It's really bad luck!
Lin Yao sat in the driver's seat without moving. The collision made his stomach churn and he felt like vomiting. Lian Jun pressed half of his face against the car window: "I told you not to drive, don't drive, don't drive. You hit someone and a car. Are you relieved now, sir?"
"Get out!" Lin Yao was a little angry. First, a madman sold his account to Hengdao, then he drank half a cup of spoiled milk and was laughed at in front of him so hard that he couldn't see his eyes. He said he wanted to drink to relax but met Qi Jian, and now he might as well crash the car!
What the hell is this!
Lin Yao became more and more angry. He pushed the car door open and jumped out. He turned around and pointed at the car he had hit and shouted, "What kind of car are you racing in the parking lot? You're flying!"
"Lin Yao, Lin Yao, stop being crazy," Lian Jun hurriedly pulled him. The rear end of the small Xiali hit the side of the other car's front. Even a blind man could tell who hit whom. The man was drunk, so he was not in the right no matter what he said. "Go back to the car, I'll talk to them."
"You said bullshit." Lin Yao leaned against the car door, his eyes a little blurry, everything he saw was double, and he couldn't see clearly what the people in the car were doing. Anyway, he didn't see them coming down to solve the problem for such a long time.
"You are not usually so unmanly when drinking. What happened today?" Lian Jun opened the car door and forced him into the car.
"I just feel unhappy. Don't push me!" Lin Yao sat down in the car and stood up quickly.
The two were practicing with this side, when the car suddenly honked its horn, rolled down its window, and someone in the car said, "Move the car."
Lian Jun stopped, it seemed that the other party didn't intend to argue with them and just drove away. But the two cars were stuck together, so one of them had to move forward. In theory, the Xiali could just move forward a little.
"Brother, why don't you just reverse it?" Lian Jun shouted at the car.
"Come on, let me move." Lin Yao said in a low voice, and returned to the car to start the engine.
The person in the car over there seemed a little impatient and honked the horn again.
Lin Yao's anger had just subsided when he flared up again. He pushed open the car door and yelled, "I won't open it! If you dare, hit it again! If you hit it, you can leave!"
The car's windows were closed and it slowly began to back up. The two cars, heads and buttocks of which were stuck together, rubbed against each other and made painful noises before they were finally separated.
After Lin Yao got back into the car, the alcohol had subsided a lot. He thought about it and felt that he was a bit unreasonable, so he got out of the car again and wanted to apologize.
Before he could stand firmly, the car suddenly stepped on the accelerator, turned the steering wheel, and hit the back of the small Xiali car without hesitation.
Before anyone could react, the car backed up again and drove away under the stunned gazes of Lin Yao and Lian Jun.
"Hey, I fucked it!" Lin Yao was sober now, and after holding it in for a long time, he finally said, "You really hit me!"
“Fuck that’s awesome…” Lian Jun added.
Lin Yao was stunned for a while, then went around to the back of the car to check what happened to his car. After a few glances, he suddenly felt something was wrong. He turned his head and looked at Lian Jun: "Jun'er, did you see the license plate clearly?"
"It seems to be something 444." Lian Jun frowned and thought for a while.
“… What kind of car is that?”
"Cherokee, can't you see that you are still dreaming of buying a Cherokee to crash into your father's Cayenne?"
"Ah..." Lin Yao jumped onto the car and patted the roof twice, "It can't be such a coincidence!"
"What's wrong? Do you know each other?"
"I don't know him, but he might be a client of our company." Lin Yao patted his hands of dust. It was time to wash the car while it was being repaired. "Forget it, never mind. I'll take a taxi back. You can get in. I'll just leave the car here."
"What's wrong? Guan Ze, why don't you speak?" Ning Juan's voice came from the headphones.
Guan Ze then remembered that he hadn't hung up the phone yet. He cleared his throat and said, "It's okay. The car just got scratched."
"Ah? Are you okay?" Ning Juan's voice immediately became nervous.
"It's okay." Guan Ze was a little depressed today because he was talking to a client. If it were any other time, he would never have taken the wrong medicine and bumped into the Xiali for no reason. "What did you say happened to Uncle Ning just now? He keeps coughing?"
"It's not a big deal. It's cold here these days. I guess you caught a cold." Ning Juan smiled. "My dad just said that he misses you a little since we're far apart now and he doesn't see you often."
"I'll give him a call tomorrow. How's your leg?"
"Same old, a little sour when the weather changes, don't worry, it's been fine for all these years."
Guan Ze didn't say anything. He couldn't find anything to say for a moment. Every time Ning Juan called him, he didn't know what to say after she said these few sentences.
"Are you driving?" Ning Juan asked.
"Yeah, on the way home."
"Then you drive, I'll call you another day?"
"Yeah." Guan Ze responded.
"Then... I'm hanging up." Ning Juan's voice sounded a little lost.
"Good night." Guan Ze knew what she wanted to hear, such as just continue talking if you have nothing else to say, or I'll call you when I get home, but he really didn't want to say that.
When he got home, the neighborhood was full of cars, and Guan Ze turned around twice before he found a spot.
After getting out of the car, he checked the front of the car. The collision was not too serious. The bumper was dented, but the rest of the car was okay. The small Xiali was probably in a worse situation, as one of the headlights might have been knocked off.
He locked the car and walked towards home. He didn't realize that the owner of the small Xiali, a seemingly gentle kid, was so drunk that he would catch fire if he didn't light the fire, and would probably explode if he did.
Guan Ze took a shower and came out of the bathroom wearing nothing.
He lives on the 18th floor, the tallest building among all the surrounding buildings, so he neither turns off the lights nor draws the curtains. He likes the feeling of walking around the house naked and feeling completely unrestrained.
After putting away the clothes hanging on the balcony, Guan Ze felt a little hungry. He rummaged in the refrigerator for a long time but only found half a lemon. He took it out and licked it. The sourness made him shudder.
Apart from this half lemon, there was nothing else to fill his stomach, so he had no choice but to call the duty room of the community downstairs: "Do you have any instant noodles?"
"Mr. Guan? You're out of food again?" The security guard on duty immediately recognized his voice and said happily, "I have a bucket of noodles here. Come down and get it."
"Thank you."
Guan Ze casually put on a T-shirt and shorts, slipped on his slippers and went down to the duty room. He soaked the noodles directly in the duty room, and chatted with the security guard about all sorts of things while eating the noodles. Then he slowly went upstairs to prepare for bed.
Guan Ze was about to turn off the lights and go to bed when his cell phone rang. It was his personal cell phone that rang. He picked it up and took a look. It was an unfamiliar local number.
"Hello, who is this?" Guan Ze answered the phone.
"Hengdao?" A refreshing male voice came from the other end, sounding young.
Guan Ze was stunned, a little uncertain. His friends in the game rarely called him. The only person who might call him so late tonight was Yixiao: "Yixiao?"
"Well," the other end responded, "you didn't sleep, did you?"
"Are you a man?" Guan Ze was very surprised. He always thought Yanran Yixiao was a girl, just a tough girl, but he didn't expect that she was actually a grown man.
"It's a man. It's not a secret. You are just not well-informed." The person on the other end smiled nonchalantly. "If you want to continue calling me sister, I have no objection."
"Sister," Guan Ze called out. To be honest, he had never thought that Yixiao was a man. All his attempts to tease the girl were wasted. He had to get straight to the point. "What are you calling me for?"
"Good boy," the other side laughed, "I got that Rakshasa from the New Year's Day mission. You said it was not easy to get a color-changing one. I'm a demon account and I'm slow at killing monsters. I fed this Rakshasa experience pills to grow it up. It was really not easy."
"This Rakshasa's data is quite impressive. It's not easy."
"Name a price and sell it back to me," the other party paused, "Just because you caught me on the forum and insulted me, can you let me find a balance?"
"You've insulted me a lot. I was wondering which girl is so mean, but it turned out to be a man." Guan Ze smiled. If there was one thing that was the greatest pleasure of playing this game besides PK, it would probably be bickering with Yixiao on the forum.
Although Yixiao is very arrogant, he never simply swears when he gets into an argument. He also makes insults and accusations at others' expense. Sometimes, if you don't listen carefully, you can't tell that he is insulting someone. In the past, there were people with not-so-smart brains who thought they had the upper hand after being insulted by Yixiao and kept laughing foolishly.
Whether it's PK or bickering, it's only fun when your opponent is as strong as you. He was a little disappointed that Yi Xiao was actually a man.
"That's fine, we're even. How about this, hero?" The man on the other end thought for a moment, "Just tell me what you want in exchange for selling this pet to me. I'm really sincere. When I called you, I found out that we're from the same place. How about you come out and I'll treat you to a meal?"
Guan Ze bit his lip, because he didn't expect Yixiao to be a man, so it was a bit funny to say the words he had prepared to a strange man, but after hesitating for a while, he still said it: "Marry me."
"Ah?" Lin Yao was holding a cigarette and about to go to the rooftop to smoke. Hearing this, he almost fell on the stairs. "What did you say?"
"You marry me," Hengdao said in a rather nonchalant tone, "You can pick whatever you want from my store, and you can take Luosha back directly."
Lin Yao was speechless for a long time. What did this mean
"Why?" He asked after a long time.
"You want the Rakshasa, don't you?" Hengdao smiled. "Since you've already sold the Madman, why would you be reluctant to give up the status of a married couple for three lifetimes?"
"There's nothing to be reluctant about. The key is that your conditions are a bit amazing." Lin Yao sat directly on the stairs. He was not surprised that he could have a peaceful phone call with Hengdao. After all, all the quarrels and killings were in the game. Most of the mortal enemies in the same city would not fight each other after having a meal. Those who kept shouting about real-person PK all day were all idiots.
But he didn't expect Hengdao to make such a request to him.
"Isn't it amazing? What a great deal."
"Yes, but what do you want?"
"I don't like crazy people," Hengdao answered bluntly, "You think about it. I have to go to bed. I have to go to work tomorrow."
Lin Yao sat on the stairs and spent five minutes thinking about the conditions for horizontal sword, and came to a conclusion that this was definitely not as simple as just disliking the madman.
Yixiao and Fengzi were the backbone of the gang from the day they dominated the server. Everyone in the gang looked up to them. Although Lin Yao had many complaints about Fengzi, he always maintained superficial harmony, and Fengzi was especially good at pretending to be a big brother. Temporary small gangs that opposed them kept emerging, but they could not stand up to them in the end, because he and Fengzi's account always led a stable and strongest team.
Once there is any change between him and the madman, this group of people will definitely be in trouble. In addition, after a long time, there are always some people who are eager for something new to relieve their boredom...
“You are so vicious... You are so vicious..." Lin Yao snorted twice. This guy Hengdao was really cruel. He was planning to cut off the source of the trouble directly.
Moreover, at the beginning, this guy thought Yixiaohao was a girl. This was a good plan. If it had really gone according to his idea, the slap in the face would have been enough to make the madman unable to get up again. The couple sang so loudly for three generations, but in the end the wife was abducted by the enemy.
Thinking of this, Lin Yao felt a little happy.
His mother was calling him downstairs. Every time he came back from drinking or went to bed after 12 o'clock, his mother would carefully prepare a bowl of soup or water for him to replenish his body. Today he drank some wine and was still not asleep at one o'clock, so he probably had to increase the dosage.
"Here I am," Lin Yao responded, put the cigarette back into the cigarette box and ran away, "Look how much face I give you, you are so enthusiastic about leading the way."
"Why are you running upstairs in the middle of the night?" Mom handed me an unknown liquid.
"Make a phone call." Lin Yao took a deep breath and held it, then drank the liquid from the bowl without taking a breath.
"Girl?" Mom immediately became interested.
"A man." Lin Yao stuffed the bowl back into his mother's hands. He was afraid that his mother would ask these questions.
"It's boring. What's the fun in talking on the phone with a man in the middle of the night?" Mom walked away with the bowl in disdain.
Lin Yao chuckled twice and went back to his room.
It's actually quite interesting. What he originally disliked the most was Hengdao's arrogant look in the game. But when he called him, he found that this person's personality was different from that in the game, and he was quite friendly.
And this guy has a pretty good voice.
Lin Yao had always kept the little Xiali well protected. With his salary and the speed at which he saved money, it would take quite a while to buy a Cherokee. During this time, the little Xiali was his right-hand man, so he usually drove carefully. He didn't expect that the little Xiali would be sent to the repair shop so soon.
Half of the rear bumper fell off, one of the lights was broken, and there was a dent on the side. It was probably the second time the Cherokee was hit.
So if you drink, just stay still and don't talk rudely.
Although it was very reluctant to part with it, the little Xiali still had to stay in the repair shop for a few days, and by the way, it had to be sprayed with paint on various scratches made by previous owners.
For two or three days in a row, Lin Yao took the bus to go to work. Looking at the bus filled with middle-aged women holding big fans in one hand and vegetables in the other, he missed his Xiali very much. Although its sunshade effect was not good and it would not run when the air conditioner was turned on, at least there was a seat for each person and he could listen to some music on the way.
On the day when he got the little Xiali back, Lin Yao patted the front of the car several times to express his happiness, as if he hadn't seen it for eight lifetimes.
I was so happy at work that I even forgot to buy milk tea.
"Did you get your car back?" Jiang Yifei and Lin Yao were drinking coffee together in the tea room.
"Well, I took a break from the repair. I think it should be able to last another three to five years." Lin Yao took a sip of coffee happily.
"Hey Lin Yao, you had a car accident? Are you okay?" The girl from the marketing department was cooking oatmeal. After hearing this, she looked him up and down. "How could you have a car accident? You shouldn't be more careful."
"Don't mention it. I was a little nervous that day and bumped into someone while reversing," Lin Yao recalled while holding a cup. "As a result, I ran into a psychopath. I told him I had moved the car, but he kept honking the horn. I was nervous and got angry."
"Then what?" Jiang Yifei looked at him.
"I say, if you dare, hit me again," Lin Yao waved his hand, "Are you really stupid?"
The girl from the marketing department nodded: "It's a bit silly, then what?"
"And then they bumped into each other again." Lin Yao took another sip of coffee.
Jiang Yifei and the little girl were stunned for a moment, then immediately laughed so hard that they fell over. Lin Yao laughed with them for a while: "What are you two laughing at?"
The little girl glanced behind him while laughing, the smile on her face immediately faded a little, and she quickly covered her mouth with her hands, becoming a little embarrassed.
Lin Yao had his back to the door of the tea room. Seeing her like this, he quickly turned around to take a look. He was stunned when he saw her.
The psychopath he was talking about was leaning against the door frame of the tea room and looking at him. When their eyes met, he smiled at him.
Then the girl from the marketing department said, "Director Guan, would you like some cereal?"