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"Senior brother," he said, "look who this is."
Chang Ji opened her eyes and looked at the man.
Chang Ji: "It turned out to be him."
Lin Xun couldn't stop laughing, he picked up the phone and took ten consecutive shots.
While filming, he said: "Is he turned into a scapegoat by a water ghost? Is there still salvation?"
Shoot, he backed up another set.
In the photo, a dirty mermaid is coiled in a mess of muddy water and algae, and even unconscious, only a pale face is still clear.
— And this face, with its upright facial features, looks good when viewed separately, but together it is a bit awkward. It is none other than Qi Yun who has been out of contact for two days!
Qi Yun lost contact for two days, and he was actually a fish in the company's artificial lake. Lin Xun thought that his stage name should not be called Qi Yun, and Qin Yun was fine.
He went to pat Qi Yun's face.
"Qi Yun? Wake up." He said, "Get up and practice your sword."
Didn't wake up.
He continued to shoot: "Trainee, get up and dance."
Still no response.
Lin Xun thought for a while, then leaned down slightly: "You lost your sword!"
Qi Yun was still unmoved.
Lin Xun thought about it carefully, and finally shouted in his ear.
"Brother, you are on the hot search!"
Shouting, he went to pat Qi Yun's chest again.
Qi Yun coughed out a mouthful of water. Lin Xun immediately turned him over and patted him on the back.
The back is bare, of course, and you can't expect water ghosts to wear clothes. Lin Xun looked down, but he didn't see his legs, he saw a fish tail!
Dark green, the same color as the water ghost.
Chang Ji is still using the Buddha's light, and the black demonic smudges on his body are gradually dissipating - precisely because of the dispersal, the fish tail below the body and waist is more obvious.
"Senior brother," Lin Xun said, "Is there anything that can cover him? The impact is not good."
Chang Ji seemed to want to take off his coat at first, but the coat covered his upper body, so he exposed the fish's tail, covering his tail, and he didn't wear anything on his upper body - although his hair was long enough to cover it, it wasn't too out of place.
Finally, Lin Xun saw him pick up the backpack that was put aside, and took out a —
A golden-red, splendid, cassock.
Chang Ji wrapped the cassock around Qi Yun, covering the whole fish.
After coughing a lot of water, Qi Yun's eyelashes trembled, and he finally opened his eyes - his pupils also showed a strange green light.
"I..." His voice was weak.
Lin Xun: "Congratulations, you have become a mermaid."
Qi Yun had no eyes, turned his face and looked at him.
Lin Xun was ready to be grateful to him. At this time, even if Qi Yun called his father, he would not be surprised.
Qi Yun: "Why... why did you come?"
Lin Xun: "?"
He immediately let go.
Qi Yun's whole fish rolled on the trestle and almost didn't fall.
"Fuck, you..." Qi Yun stood up, as if planning to get up.
With this action, he saw his fish tail.
Qi Yun was stunned.
"Fuck." He called out briefly, then lifted off his cassock—a long dark green mermaid tail was unobstructed.
He opened his eyes wide and looked at Lin Xun.
Lin Xun signaled that he couldn't help.
"What's wrong with me!" Qi Yun was shocked, pinched his tail, and looked at his fingers like crazy.
After Chang Ji got rid of the demonic energy, the condition of his fingers was actually much better than before, but he was a little paler, with inconspicuous webs attached, and he looked like a normal person from a distance.
He fished out his long, wet hair again - if Lin Xun remembered correctly, this person had always been arrogantly short or long, but overnight, it turned into waist-length hair. The abnormal situation doesn't stop there, his ears have also turned into pointed mermaid ears, and his whole person is full of evil spirits.
Qi Yun looked at himself, looked at Lin Xun, and then looked at Chang Ji: "Have I become a carp spirit?"
"We don't know either, you hit me just now." Lin Xun said, "So why did you get to the lake?"
"I..." Qi Yun seemed to be thinking back. After more than ten seconds, he said, "There is something in the lake. In fact, I felt something was wrong before, but I want to observe it again."
Lin Xun nodded - Qi Yun actually knew how to observe and observe.
"Then, when I was eating with others that day, I saw one... one..." Qi Yun organized the language, and finally said: "An ugly thing."
"That ugly thing was crawling up the stairs, and then it climbed to the window, and I happened to see it—it was ugly. The mouth was very big, and it had two ugly hands—it was a monster, it was a monster, and I watched it close the window. If you push it away, you must want to come in and eat people."
Lin Xun: "Then, you jumped out and beat him for some reason when the power went out?"
"No, I did the power outage." Qi Yun said, "Sometimes I don't want to be caught by surveillance cameras when I practice swordsmanship, so I leave a sword qi at the main gate, and stop the electricity wherever I want."
Row.
Lin Xun: "Then you went out to fight with him and ended up in the lake?"
"Neither." Qi Yun: "That ugly thing should have the cultivation level of the late Jindan period. I am a foundation building, but I am a sword cultivator. If I fight it, that is more than enough."
Lin Xun listened to his nonsense.
"But we were hanging outside the building to fight, the position was too bad," Qi Yun said, "My sword accidentally fell."
Lin Xun laughed again.
"Don't laugh." Qi Yun said angrily, "I jumped down to look for the sword. It may have fallen into the lake. I had a feeling with the sword and planned to go down to the lake to fish, but I didn't expect that ugly thing to come down too."
Qi Yun scratched his hair: "Then I forgot, I seem to have been eaten all of a sudden, but I didn't want to die, so... I didn't want to die all the time."
Chang Ji said: "He became a dead ghost, but the water ghost couldn't completely digest him, so he could still maintain a part of the human form."
Lin Xun stared at Qi Yun: "It's good, you know, you and that ugly thing fit together."
Qi Yun became irritable: "How dare you say yes?"
Lin Xun: "Thank God, you have become a human's upper body and fish tail, not a fish head combined with human legs."
Qi Yun: "Grass."
Qi Yun: "Then what should I do now?"
He slapped his fish tail on the ground several times and tried to straighten his upper body, but failed.
"I can't do anything." Lin Xun said, "But you seem to be on fire."
Qi Yunjing jolted: "What?"
Lin Xun raised his head and looked at the surrounding high-rise buildings.
The nearest is Qi Yun's brokerage company. At this time, the windows of the high-rise buildings are all opened, and countless heads are poking out.
Look to the side, no exceptions.
On the road next to the pool, there was a large circle of people. They gathered in a group and craned their necks to look at this side. Some were shocked, some were afraid, and some were watching the fun.
Lin Xun: "Yes."
He recalled what they had just done.
In the public area, countless people watched and fought with water ghosts on the water. Brother Chang Ji floated in mid-air the whole time, he also flew around, and even performed a water float. This situation is like a fantasy movie, and because the special effects are not gorgeous enough, it looks very inferior. The important thing is that anyone with long eyes can see it, and there is no hanging Weiya by the lake.
In the end, the huge monster water ghost turned into a mermaid.
"I'm not human anymore, they still saw it." Qi Yun covered his face with his hands: "You want me to die."
At this point, Lin Xun is also frantically thinking about countermeasures.
Just then, he saw a car approaching slowly.
"I can't die, I'm fine. Don't cry." He calmed down and patted Qi Yun's dog's head.
Qi Yun's heart was ashes: "No one can save me."
"Let me sing you a song." Lin Xun said.
Qi Yun: "Are you still..."
"A child without a mother is like a grass, it's you." Lin Xun said, "My brother and I are different. We have parents."
As his voice fell, a blue phantom slowly stopped by the lake—Mrs. Butterfly was wearing a dark purple dress and walking towards this side with high heels, and behind her was Mrs. Peacock in a blue suit. Immediately, the two bodyguards with the Miao tattoos on their faces, whom the lady often brought by her side, got off the other car.
Everyone's eyes moved to the lady again, and they began to take pictures - this is how the actress was treated.
I saw the lady hurried over, her voice slightly annoyed: "You just won't make people worry."
Lin Xun went to hold his wife and began to pretend to be obedient: "Don't you know that your wife's studio is nearby?"
"If it wasn't for Zhou Tianxing Douzhen showing that the demonic energy here is abnormal," Madam didn't spare him, "I would like to see how the three of you end up."
Lin Xun: "Next time, next time we won't go out alone again."
A purple butterfly landed on the lady's shoulder.
Madam Peacock behind her took out a bone-colored flute out of nowhere and blew it faintly.
More and more butterflies flew over, and some shimmering powder was sprinkled on their wings, causing Lin Xun to feel slightly dizzy.
Madam Butterfly said: "I'll clean up the situation, you guys go back to the car."
After that, she looked at the fish on the ground again: "Take this one back too."
Lin Xun: "Can he change back?"
Madam: "Do your best and obey the destiny."
Qi Yun's whole fish was half dead.
Lin Xun didn't know if he could hold him, but fortunately, Chang Ji took a step ahead and picked him up by the waist, with the long fish tail resting on the wrist of his other hand.
Qi Yun was wrapped in a cassock, and he had nowhere to put his whole body. He could only rest his chin on Chang Ji's shoulders, and looked at Lin Xun behind him, because of his pale face, he seemed a little pitiful.
Lin Xun smiled.
However, the moment he left the lake, his tail suddenly froze.
"I'm so thirsty," he cried. "I'm a fish! I can't leave the water!"
Chang Ji ignored him and tucked him into the back seat.
Lin Xun also sat in the car, holding the pointer that was innocent and kept out of the situation.
Qi Yun struggled: "I'm going to die, you murder, I'm going to die of thirst."
Lin Xun: "You are a mermaid, an amphibian, you can, I will arrange a bathtub for you later."
Qi Yun: "You are dead."
Lin Xun: "You can save it."
After some resistance to no avail, Qi Yun lay down on the back seat, wrapped in his cassock, and said, "I want a mobile phone. My mobile phone fell into the water, and I didn't get the sword."
Lin Xun saw that he was really wronged, so he handed him his mobile phone.
Qi Yun rolled his phone in his arms and muttered, "I think I heard someone say that I was on the trending search when I didn't wake up."
Lin Xun: "..."
Yes, I made it up.
He was about to break Qi Yun's senseless fantasy, when he saw Qi Yun's fish slap the seat of the car with his tail.
Qi Yun: "It's really up!"
Qi Yun: "I still take you there!"
Lin Xun: "?"