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"Look, look!" Qi Yun put the mobile phone in front of him.
Lin Xun took a closer look.
The first hot search was neither Qi Yun nor Lin Xun.
It's #dongjun#.
Next article#Dongjun's boyfriend is suspected to be related to Qiyun#.
There is also a #chesscloudmermaid shape#.
Another #qiyun interview#.
"Your company bought it?" he asked.
Qi Yun: "Maybe, my agent just sent me a WeChat message asking me to work hard."
Confused, he clicked on the first #dongjun#.
Bear the brunt of the four words "Your circle is really messed up".
Look further down.
But saw an acquaintance.
Yinhe-Boss's Wife: Today, I saw a child carrying a cat to the company to find someone. Yes, I admit it, it's a child. I can recognize him when he turns to ashes. The kid said that the company's artist Qi Yun was his brother. I thought it was just a normal search, but I found something extraordinary.
—A recording is also attached, that is, the one Lin Xun was looking for.
Then two videos.
The first one is Qi Yun's solo.
This man started out with live rap and short videos, and he is a bit of a talker. He has talked a lot to the audience when he was still an unknown uploader.
In the video, Qi Yun was not dressed so arrogantly, and answered the questions posed by the barrage in a very ordinary tone. The barrage asked him to go to the snowy mountains by himself to record the video, is the family not worried
"Don't worry, there is no one in my family," Qi Yun said with a smile, "I have no relatives or friends. I was brought up by my master, and I usually only play with my younger brother."
The video ends abruptly here.
Actually it's nothing.
He claimed to be Qi Yun's brother, which contradicted Qi Yun's statement. It was nothing.
The worst part is the next video.
The Internet has memories - an old video was picked up.
It is said to be an old video, but in fact it is not long from now, at most ten days ago, when Qi Yun first went on a hot search, the hot search was called "Qiyun I fuck", and the content was Qi Yun's claim on stage To bring you a piece of rap, its name is...
Then, Qi Yun blurted out "Fuck me".
At that time, someone compared videos from various angles, and it was revealed that the reason why brother Qiyun blurted out uncivilized words was another little brother in the audience. Just when Qi Yun just came on stage, the little brother laughed at Qi Yun on the stage, and continued to be "smiling" - this is the definition given by netizens. Then, Qiyun looked around the audience, and naturally saw the little brother sitting in the front row. At that time, Qiyun looked at him for a while, and the next second he said, "I don't know what it means. ".
After hearing that sentence, the little brother laughed even more.
- This video was released by someone at the time, as well as someone Qiyun and this person's cp. It's a pity that the playback volume is not high, however, now, it's sinking and getting countless playback volumes.
The reason is that they found that the person on the video seemed to be the child of Dongjun's family.
Finally, the proprietress said, "Intuition tells me that this is not easy, kid, you are smiling too beautifully."
Smile too pretty
Lin Xun recalled that time.
He did laugh, and laughed happily, but it was a mockery—Xiao Jianxiu's business scope was so extensive that he came to the stage to draft.
But netizens don't think so.
His smile, and Qi Yun's momentary gaffe, were too subtle.
For a while, there was some kind of unsightly light on Dongjun's body.
Lin Xun really didn't expect that he could have such a relationship with Qi Yun. He thought, and it is estimated that Qi Yun himself would be dismayed.
Unexpectedly, Qi Yun watched it with relish, not only watching it one by one, but also saying to Lin Xun, "Then you just happen to have a cp with me."
Lin Xun: "No frying."
Qi Yun: "Such a good opportunity, Dad will take you to the C position."
"?" Lin Xun said indifferently: "If my senior brother and I hadn't come here today, you would have been at the funeral in position C."
To be honest, Qi Yun is already a person who has died once. If it weren't for that little desire to survive, he would have lost his wisdom and completely turned into a water ghost with no humanity. Ji, or other seniors in the cultivation world were killed.
"Thank you for your life-saving grace." Qi Yun said, "Look, I'll set you on fire, this is not a good repayment."
"Think clearly, I'm a programmer," Lin Xun said, "does this thing mean anything to me?"
"You speak for yourself."
Lin Xun: "..."
He couldn't refute it.
In this round of arguing, he was at a disadvantage, and Qi Yun became more and more excited: "Look, I'm not honorable on the hot search, and you are not honorable, this is called black red, black red is also red, very promising ."
Lin Xun: "I don't."
Lin Xun: "I'm very annoying now."
Lin Xun: "I'm bored to death."
Qi Yun: "What's wrong with you?"
Even Chang Ji said: "Famous names are all illusions, you don't have to worry about it."
"No." Lin Xun hugged the pointer tightly, stroked its hair, and let his eyes go blank: "I..."
"I… "
Qi Yun: "What are you?"
Lin Xun turned his head and stared at him blankly: "I have a boyfriend."
Qi Yun: "So?"
"So." Lin Xun said: "What they mean is, I gave Dongjun to Lu. No, you gave Dongjun to Lu."
Qi Yun: "???"
He seemed to finally realize something, from happily swiping hot searches to frighteningly swiping hot searches.
Lin Xun also watched with him, and found that the opinions of netizens were clearly divided into two groups.
The first group, this little girl who came out of nowhere, a small vase, is a little fresh meat who is about to be sent out by Dongjun. Not only was Dongjun recognized in a high-profile manner, but he also followed Dongjun in and out of the Galaxy Building many times. Seeing this posture, I'm afraid it will be the main palace in the future - Naihe, this man is a shrewd man, he already has Dongjun, he is still outside, and he has a relationship with Qiyun because of the play, tsk tsk tsk, it can be seen that even Dongjun has some unclear people.
The second round, as a singing and dancing artist, this Qiyun looks pretty good, but his professional level is not good, his rap singing is earthy and magical, and the little trainee has no assets, no matter what aspect he is like Dongjun. This kind of all-round man with no dead ends is incomparable, but he can still give him green, master, master, is there anything special that no one knows about
"What." Qi Yun murmured, "It's okay to praise your husband, what are you stepping on me for?"
Lin Xun: "You're dead anyway."
Qi Yun: "You derailed yourself, don't implicate me, you will die yourself."
Lin Xun: "Why did I cheat?"
Qi Yun: "Oh, you didn't cheat - no."
He rolled his eyes slowly, with a look of horror in his eyes: "Then he won't mess with me, will he?"
He stood up and stared at Lin Xun: "Your husband seems to be very powerful."
Lin Xun stared at him: "You just know."
Qi Yun: "How powerful?"
Lin Xun: "He buys your agency like buying a pack of bubble gum."
Qi Yun: "..."
Qi Yun: "Then quickly admit your mistake and say something nice."
He started making plans.
"Husband, I was wrong. I shouldn't have laughed at Qi Yun's father on the talent show that day. He and I are just father and son."
"Husband, I'm sorry, I will never be on hot search with other men in the future."
"Husband, you are not green, really."
Lin Xun's IQ was lowered by Qi Yun, and with a shake of his hand, he almost uttered the word "husband".
He wrapped Qi Yun's head in a cassock to shut him up, and then carefully sent an emoji to Dong Jun.
A happy pointer: qq
Qi Yun looked disgusted: "What's the use of this?"
Lin Xun: "I'll test his mood first. In fact, I think he can see at a glance that it's all rumors. I'm just afraid that he will be a little unhappy."
After that, he continued: "If he replies 'what's the matter?', it means I'm in a good mood. If he replies 'Huh?', it means I'm not in a good mood. If he replies '?', it means I'm going to die."
Qi Yun looked condescending: "How did you die?"
Lin Xun ignored him.
A minute has passed.
Two minutes passed.
Ten minutes passed.
The car has already driven to the villa area where Mrs. Butterfly lives and is about to stop slowly.
Qi Yun: "Then what does he mean if he doesn't answer you?"
Lin Xun pondered.
Contemplation is fruitless.
The car stopped.
Qi Yun saw the swimming pool in the courtyard of the villa at a glance.
"Quick, let me in!" he said, "I'm dying of thirst!"
Chang Ji didn't say anything, but still hugged Qi Yun, whose tail was dry and dull, and threw it into the swimming pool.
But he saw Qi Yun struggling frantically inside.
Lin Xun stood idly by.
Chang Ji took the Zen staff to scoop him up, and the man grabbed the Zen staff and finally climbed the railing of the swimming pool wall. His fish tail was soaked in water, the dark green tail fin stretched out, and the tail looked like a very expensive yarn, but it was also very beautiful.
But this person is a terrible sight.
I saw him coughing a few saliva again, clinging to the railing, showing his head, and looking at the people on the shore: "I can't swim."
Lin Xun: "Fish breathes with gills, do you have gills?"
Qi Yun: "What? I breathe through my nose. I almost drowned just now."
Lin Xun: "Then what are you thirsty for?"
Qi Yun: "My tail is thirsty."
At this moment, the pointer tentatively walked to the side of the swimming pool and stretched out his claws, as if he was going to fish.
"Cat!" Qi Yun's tail twitched, and he was about to go deep into the water - as a result, he choked again before he entered the water.
-In the end, Chang Jing was merciful and threw him a life buoy. He floated in the middle of the water, his tail was underwater, his head was on the water, and he stayed away from the cat on the shore, and finally stopped.
Can.
The pool was still too deep. Lin Xun thought, this thing deserves to be in the bathtub all the time.
- He also had to bring a swimming ring when he was in the swimming pool. The fish tail couldn't help him learn to swim. There was probably no mermaid more embarrassing than Qi Yun in the world.
But this person has a lot of people, and if you really stay in the bathtub, I am afraid that the space will feel cramped.
Just as he was thinking about it, he saw Qi Yun flapping his tail and dangling a lifebuoy and swimming over again: "There is one more thing."
With his wet hair draped over his shoulders, he looked at Lin Xun first and then at Chang Ji: "I can't find mine... mine..."
"My... that what."
Chang Ji frowned slightly: "What?"
Qi Yun hesitated, then looked at Lin Xun again: "The one the monk didn't mention."
"Oh." Lin Xun understood: "Your reproductive organs."
Qi Yun: "Where?"
"I'm not a fish." Lin Xun looked down at the WeChat that still didn't get a reply from Dongjun, and continued: "We'll go to the house later, you can find it by yourself, be good. It doesn't matter if you can't find it, anyway, the world is also You are the only mermaid."
The pointer came up again. As a cat, it seems to have a special curiosity about fish - so Qi Yun was forced to retreat to the center of the pool again.
He was like a dead fish: "Can I still become a human?"
"Wait for Madam to come back." Lin Xun was also a little depressed.
At this moment, his mobile phone lit up, but it was not Dongjun, but Madam Butterfly.
Madam: Little baby, give me the Weibo id, and I will clarify it for you.
Lin Xun hesitated.
It's not that he doesn't want to give it, it's that his Weibo is a bit inaccessible and he talks a lot.