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Lin Xun told Mrs. Butterfly truthfully.
Mrs. Butterfly: How can you not see people? let me see.
Lin Xun bit the bullet and sent the Weibo id to his wife.
If the content of this Weibo is made public, then he is tantamount to a social death.
They'll find it's a lemon extract, and they'll be babbling about "why do they have cats and I don't" "what the hell is Lo?" every day.
They'll also find it's a licking dog. All day long, he is howling "Gx No. 1 in the world", "East No. 1 in the world", "Men's code is the most beautiful", and sometimes he is biased by his wife's fans, and he will post "Husband is also very good" - this Class content accounts for 90%.
They'll even find a programmer's late-night howl.
"Still can't run, I'm tired of it."
"I handed in a paper, the citrus was not good, and I created another piece of academic garbage."
"Jef's algorithm works well."
Even, there are some daily bits and pieces.
"This restaurant still ordered by hand, safely ordered a mushroom, and then I didn't want to eat it, so I commented it out with //, and it turned out to be eleven plates."
Of course, there are also some insights, and even popular science articles related to computers and mathematics, but they must be fished out in the sea of junk information. Lin Xun reviewed his Weibo for a while, confused as to why he had so many words to talk to himself.
Looking back on the original intention of opening this account, all his social accounts were known to his classmates and friends, and he was followed by a little something, and there were many tireless suitors, so he stopped posting.
However, there are some things that I want to say, and I want to tell someone to listen to. It may be a little lonely, or it may be a lot of stress.
do not care.
half an hour.
The lady answered.
Mrs. Butterfly: You are so cute hahahahahahahahahaha.
Mrs Butterfly: Pull your ears.
A happy pointer: .
A happy pointer: Can I drive the trumpet in time
Mrs. Butterfly: The trumpet is insincere. It's fine now.
Lady Butterfly: Cub.
A happy pointer: qq
Madam Butterfly: You really like Dongjun.
A happy pointer: Actually I just got it real.
But Mrs. Butterfly's words made him think of something.
A happy pointer: So, ma'am, can you post later
After discussing with Mrs. in this way, the topic finally shifted.
Madam Butterfly: This place is not peaceful recently, there should be large monsters appearing in the world.
It seems that the cultivation world has also noticed this problem.
Madam Butterfly: You are still in the stage of foundation building, so it is best not to participate.
A happy pointer: Actually, I seem to be about to break through.
Lady Butterfly:
Lady Butterfly: ? ?
Lin Xun made an innocent scratching face.
Madam Butterfly: I have never seen a child who cultivates so quickly.
Lin Xun started sending cute cat emojis.
For this situation, in fact, he is experienced and has a wealth of experience.
After all, from childhood to adulthood, teachers would treat him with a surprised attitude of "I've never seen a child who learns so fast". And after the initial surprise, gradually calmed down, got used to it, and finally treated it normally. The elders in the comprehension world are not used to it yet, but they will soon accept it.
The only thing that bothered Lin Xun was how to explain to the elders the strange way he used the keyboard to attack - this thing was not in their inherent cognition.
Under Lin Xun's expression pack, Mrs. Butterfly did not discuss his realm in depth, but changed the topic: I have dealt with the mortals here, and now I want to explore this city, and I can't go back for the time being. But I called Nanhai Gushan Jun to check the situation of the child who turned into a fish. Don't leave yet.
A happy pointer: OK, thank you ma'am.
Qi Yun floated on the water with the lifebuoy in his arms, his hair was wet, and the words "No" were written on the left side of his face, and "Help" was written on the right side of his face.
Qi Yun: "Then I have to stay in the pool all the time?"
Lin Xun: "Yes."
Qi Yun: "I sleep like this too?"
Lin Xun: "How do fish sleep, how do you sleep."
Qi Yun: "Then what should I do if I fall out of the swimming ring in the middle of the night?"
Lin Xun: "You will wake up if you are submerged."
Qi Yun: "Then I'll drown."
Lin Xun: "You are welcome in the bathtub."
Qi Yun had nothing to say, and seemed to bow his head to think.
After a long while, he raised his face and slapped his tail a few times, his face was like a grief: "Then I can't go to the company, I can't send videos, we have to form a group to debut, what should I do? I'm not human anymore, I It's impossible to be an idol."
Lin Xun sat on the reclining chair in the swimming pool, hugging the cat leisurely: "Actually, you are a blessing in disguise."
Qi Yun: "How do you say?"
Lin Xun: "Madam used illusions to affect the memory of those people, making them think they just saw the shooting scene of a fairy tale fantasy film. However, there are already videos posted on the Internet, and there are hot searches. Everyone has seen you. The mermaid shape, this is really inexplicable."
Qi Yun's tail hangs straight down.
Lin Xun: "Madam can only give you a merman character from a drama her studio is filming, so it makes sense - merman seems to be a mermaid."
Qi Yun's tail suddenly rolled up,
"Really?" He swam for a long time to the shore: "Don't tease me."
Lin Xun: "No, the studio will issue a statement shortly."
Qi Yun groaned, and the whole person fell backwards and almost fell into the swimming pool again.
Him: "Am I going to fire?"
Lin Xun: "Wake up, that character didn't appear for a few minutes in total."
Qi Yun: "But it's enough to show my handsomeness."
Lin Xun was very unpleasant to see him like this.
He said, "When other mermaids cry, their tears turn into pearls, do you?"
Hearing this, Qi Yun really lowered his head and flattened his mouth, as if trying to cry.
However, two minutes later, the complexion on his face changed several times, and it was extremely distorted, but he didn't cry, he even seemed to be laughing.
Qi Yun finally laughed and ended the failed attempt.
"I would have cried three minutes ago," he laughed wildly, "not now."
At this moment, Gu Shanjun arrived in a suit and leather shoes. Lin Xun knew that his mortal identity was a accomplished naturalist, but he was also a real person of the South China Sea Sword Sect. Extraordinary skills are also a great master of magic in immortality.
Gu Shanjun came very quickly.
Gu Shan Jun was also confused very quickly.
"It's really unheard of." Gu Shanjun commented to Qi Yun in the swimming pool.
He used his spiritual power to bring Qi Yun over, and then carefully probed his tail: "Jian Xiu's personal will is indeed special. The water ghost didn't swallow him, but he was attacked by him and occupied his body, but he was full of demonic energy. , turned into a fish tail. If you can get rid of all the demonic energy, you may be able to regain your human body."
Saying that, he looked at Chang Ji: "Master Chang Ji is a Buddhist disciple, and he is the most resistant to monsters. If you exorcise him every day, it will be feasible."
Chang Ji lowered her eyes, without any extra expression: "Okay."
After a while, I just heard him say lightly: "I am a single dormitory with a private bathroom, but no bathtub."
Not much to say, Buddhist disciples are merciful and buy it if they don't have it.
Qi Yun couldn't go out, so Lin Xun and Chang Ji went out and bought a retro bathtub - a large bathtub that looked like an ancient wooden tub, and moved it to his brother's dormitory.
The dormitory of doctoral students is indeed different from that of undergraduate students. It is a single room with bright windows and well-equipped facilities. In a clean room with clear sunlight, white tents are hung on the plain bed, the bookshelves are full of Buddhist classics, the laptop on the desk is parked on the interface of an electronic library, and there seems to be a faint scent of Buddha and sandalwood in the air. , to make this place quiet all of a sudden.
They placed the tub, and then drove Qi Yun over to him. The car was parked downstairs in the dormitory, and they wrapped the mermaid in a cassock. When there were few people, they quickly carried the person upstairs.
- Was Rao being so careful, or he was given a few more glances by a doctoral student next door who was pushing out the door. He looked at it, as if thinking about whether these two people were killing people and throwing corpses. After all, the group of doctors is famous. Anything is possible.
Fortunately, the neighbor just took one more look, and there was nothing more to do. Qi Yun was safely put into the bathtub, the water was put in, and a mobile phone was arranged. The man finally calmed down and began to sit in the plastic little yellow duck. Accompany you to brush the video - the little yellow duck is a gift from the merchant when you buy a bathtub. It's also pleasing to the eye when it doesn't speak.
After setting up the mermaid, Lin Xun decided to leave. As for how Qi Yun gets along with Senior Brother Chang Ji, it depends on his attitude. Lin Xun has a hunch that Qi Yun may get rid of his nonsense under the sanctions of Senior Brother.
Before leaving, his senior brother made tea for him, but Lin Xun was restless and didn't drink any flavor.
- After a day of tossing, it is already evening, but Dongjun has not replied.
Just when he was about to go back to his residence, the phone rang "meow", it was the call of the pointer, the sound he set for Dongjun.
is a phone call.
Lin Xun put on his earphones and picked it up.
Dongjun's cold and clear voice sounded in the receiver: "Where?"
Lin Xun: "In college, with a senior brother."
Dongjun: "Didn't you graduate next door?"
Lin Xun: "Come at the door."
In order to clear the suspicion of hooking up, he said again: "Senior brother is a Buddhist monk."
There seemed to be a smile, but the quality of the voice still made Lin Xun's heart beat a little: "Your friends are from all walks of life."
All right.
Dongjun must have seen the hot search.
He swiped and saw that the rhetoric of netizens was getting closer to "little vase jio on several boats".
Lin Xun avoided the important and said lightly: "I plan to go back, where are you?"
"I'm nearby," Dongjun said, "Send me the address."
Qi Yun had already started playing games over there and started scolding his teammates.
Chang Ji frowned slightly, and finally seemed unable to bear it any longer, and pushed open the bathroom door.
Lin Xun put on his mask and went downstairs. After a while, Dongjun's car stopped in front of him.
When he got into the car, he didn't speak, and the pointer didn't make a sound.
Dongjun seemed to be doing everything as usual, and said, "What would you like to eat at night?"
Lin Xun: "You can."
The vehicle starts slowly.
Just like a normal evening, go for a normal dinner.
But the more this happened, the more restless Lin Xun felt.
Finally, when the car was halfway through, he said, "Have you seen the news on the Internet?"
Dongjun said lightly: "I see."
Lin Xun whispered: "No, it's a misunderstanding. Qiyun and I can only be regarded as friends. We had a bit of a holiday before, and I made fun of him. I went with a neighbor to the talent show, and I happened to see it. He, I didn't know he was in this business, it felt like a coincidence, just... "
He didn't go on, because Dongjun stepped on the brakes.
Not stepping slowly, but suddenly stopping.
Dongjun turned to him.
Dongjun took off his glasses.
Five slender fingers reset the frame and put it aside.
Those eyes are beautiful in shape and black, and when they look at each other, there will be some gentle luster. But when there is no such gloss, you will notice its shape, the end of the eye is slightly raised, slightly narrow and long shape, beautiful is very beautiful, but it is also very oppressive.
—Especially when he's looking at you.
Lin Xun lowered his eyes: "So it's just a misunderstanding."
"I know, I'm dealing with it." Dongjun said.
Lin Xun was slightly stunned. He raised his eyes and saw that Dongjun was familiar to him again, with a gentle appearance, as if he had two states of black and white.
Dongjun looked at him: "But sometimes I have a bad temper."
Lin Xun: "Huh?"
Dong Jun leaned closer to him, his breath suddenly approaching, although Dong Jun looked normal at this time, it still made Lin Xun feel a little dangerous. In fact, when he called Xue Xin a day ago and Dong Jun didn't allow him to say a word, he vaguely realized that men are definitely not good in some aspects.
He gently grabbed Dong Jun's arm.
"I will pay attention to controlling myself." Dong Jun put his hand on his shoulder, and his voice sounded in his ear: "So don't mention it again."
Lin Xun: "Then are you angry?"
"No."
Lin Xun: "But I think you have it. I can explain it clearly. I and Qiyun are all..."
The hand that Dong Jun grabbed his shoulder tightened, and Lin Xun felt a little pain.
Yes, it's in a state again.
So what triggered it? Because he mentioned Qi Yun's name
Lin Xun shut up.
In this position, he gently kissed Dongjun on the side of the neck, rubbed the bridge of his nose on his side face, and said softly, "I won't tell you, don't be unhappy."
Dongjun hugged him.
Lin Xun took the initiative to give him a light, soothing kiss, and then saw the time out of the corner of his eye.
"Wait," he got out of Dongjun's arms, picked up his phone, and clicked on a link sent by Mrs. Kai.
Mrs. Butterfly: @a happy lemon essence, @qiyun and his sword, the relationship between the brothers and sisters is as good as ever, the two children are brothers and good friends, I hope everyone will stop thinking, otherwise the parents of our children would be pissed off, haha.
The comments below have changed direction again. The first comment is also an acquaintance, it is pickled fish.
A fish with pickled cabbage: Sister Butterfly has come out, so who can tell me what the origin of this kid is? ? ? ?
He raised his phone and showed it to Dongjun: "Look."
Dongjun glanced at him.
Lin Xun retracted his hand like an electric shock: "I'm sorry, it's not this."
He opened his homepage from this Aitri.
id: A jolly lemonade.
Personal profile: Today is also a day that I like Dongjun.
He pushed the phone in front of Dong Jun again, and his voice was slightly nasal: "Show it to you, but don't laugh."