It is said that there is a little passage about Eistin.
A young man asked Estein: "Can you use the simplest words to help me understand the theory of relativity?"
Estein replied: "If you date an eighty-year-old woman, and you spend two hours with her, you will feel like two days. If you date a young woman, you spend two hours with her. An hour becomes as short as two minutes."
This little joke was seen in a magazine when Xiang Guai was a child. In fact, he still doesn't know what "The Theory of Relativity" is about. For him, physics is more like a book from heaven.
But he thinks this little joke is right about something—when he's in a good mood, time slips through his fingers inadvertently.
The days when he first transferred to singing and dancing were the darkest, most helpless, and most confused times in his life. During that time, he was almost counting his fingers, day by day.
But when he really rebuilt his confidence and began to let go of his old burdens and embrace his new self, the world suddenly returned to its original colorfulness before his eyes.
He began to learn to deal with his classmates, and he was no longer the one who was alone in the dormitory. He no longer has to shy away from the old injury on his feet. In dance class, when he encounters a movement that he cannot bear, he will raise his hand to rest.
Teacher Chu Ping said that he has changed, becoming sunny, confident and cheerful.
However, the head of the department said that Xiang Gu did not "change", but "changed back".
The wonderful seedlings that once made the whole ballet baby, even if transplanted to another land, can still thrive.
Accompanied by a suddenly enlightened state of mind, Xiang Gu's life seemed to have pressed the acceleration button and ran forward quickly.
The singing and dancing major has finally ushered in the final exam of this semester. Everyone has already practiced the musical "Rachmaninoff". During the lottery, Xiang Guai selected three assessment songs. He was lucky, two solo songs, and one "Yelena" sung by Dr. Dali and Rah.
Fortunately, he had the backing track that Qingyun hoped to help synthesize, otherwise he wouldn't be able to sing with him alone.
After walking out of the vocal music classroom, he happily reported the good news to God Wang Qingyun. Although the final result has not yet come out, but looking at the teacher's face, his score will definitely not be low.
Yiming Qingyun: How did you do well in the exam
Yiming Qingyun: Then how do you repay me
guess: Then... I'll send you a red envelope...
After the final exam, Teacher Chu sent a red envelope in the class group. Don't look at Guess's old mobile phone model, but every time a group sends a red envelope, he can always grab it. Although it was only one cent or two cents, he still managed to get 6 yuan, 6 cents and 6 cents.
The numbers are auspicious, and he hopes to send this good luck to Wang Qingyun.
guess: [Share the red envelope]
Yiming Qingyun: Why are you such a foolish child
Yiming Qingyun: In your eyes, do I have to repay you with a red envelope for helping you
guess: [The goose is shocked].jpg
guess: No no no no no!
guess: I know Yun Da, you are just joking with me! But I really want to thank you! !
guess: In fact, there is not much money in the red envelope. I just want to send you a favor!
guess: [goose weeps].jpg
The little swan on the screen was crying aggrievedly, and the little swan outside the screen was nervously blowing its tail feathers.
Fortunately, not long after, a reminder came from the mobile phone - Wang Qingyun accepted the little red envelope.
Yi Mingqingyun: 666, this number is not bad.
Yi Ming Qing Yun: But this amount of money to thank me is not enough.
guess: [black swan question mark face].jpg
guess: what about duck then
Yiming Qingyun: I don't do ducks, I do geese.
guess: ...
A bright cloud: Little swan, let’s promise each other with your body.
guess:! ! ! ! ! ! !
Xiang Guess's mind went blank for a moment, only to feel that the heat on his face broke the limit.
He held the phone sluggishly, and for a moment, thousands of thoughts flooded into his head, the shock when he heard Wang Qingyun's voice for the first time, and the tolerance of Wang Qingyun when he communicated privately...
…these thoughts came together, and in the end only two words remained.
"Guess".
The man's eloquent voice appeared in his ear when he was in the most pain, whispering his name side by side.
It was the sound of "Guess" that appeared in his dreams many times during the midnight dream.
"..." The boy's cheeks were hot, and he tapped the keyboard with his fingertips, and the word "OK" appeared in the input box.
But before he could send out the word "good", the person on the other end of the chat box sent a burst of laughter.
Yiming Qingyun: Hahahahahahahaha
Yiming Qingyun: Did it scare you
Bright Cloud: Little Swan, I'm joking with you.
guess:…
guess: Oh, you really scared me.
Xiang Guess listlessly replied with an emoji that came with the system, and this time he didn't even use his favorite swan emoji.
He didn't know how to describe his current mood - he was like a bulging, full balloon, flying towards the sky, thinking that if he flew high enough, he could touch the sun... Then "bang", was punctured.
…
After the final exam, the short winter break came. Regardless of whether the grades were good or bad, everyone had a beaming look on their faces, noisily packing up their luggage, and preparing to go home for the holidays.
Huawu High School is a dormitory system. It is only closed on Sundays during the week, and must stay at the school during the rest of the week. Since everyone is a minor, students from other places are not allowed to leave the school at will during this one-day break. Only a parent's handwritten note and a teacher's consent can be released.
In this way, for these children who miss their relatives, they have not gone out to "let the wind" for half a year. They often laugh at themselves, saying that they do not come to school, but to go to jail.
There are only two opportunities to go home a year, how can you not be excited
While the roommates were packing their luggage vigorously, Xiang Chai came to the head teacher's office alone and submitted an application for staying in school during the Spring Festival.
This winter, there is no place for Xiang Guai to "go back".
His parents were in debt and fled, and there was no news of him, even he was injured and hospitalized. Some people say that Xiang Jia and his wife may have fled to Southeast Asia and went there to work undercover.
Xiang Guai didn't care about this, anyway, he had already moved his hukou to the school, and had nothing to do with the couple anymore.
This will be the first time he spends the Spring Festival alone, although lonely, but also stable.
Teacher Chu Ping looked at the boy's handsome and beautiful handwriting on the note, and felt a little unbearable. The Spring Festival is a day when thousands of families reunite. It is too lonely to leave Xiang Guai alone in the dormitory.
Chu Ping said, "Xiang Gu, why don't you go home with your teacher for the holidays?" Although her home is not in this city, it is not far from Hua City, and it takes three hours to get there by train, which is very convenient.
Xiang Guai hurriedly shook his head: "Thank you, Teacher Chu, but... I heard from the grade director, aren't you going to bring your boyfriend home this year? It's too strange to be an outsider."
"..." Chu Ping said helplessly, "I can't hide anything from you little bastards, how did you inquire about my affairs so clearly."
Chu Ping and her boyfriend have been dating for many years, and the two agreed to visit each other's door this Spring Festival to recognize their parents and elders. If everything goes well, the marriage will be settled this Spring Festival. In this case, it is really not suitable to bring another student home.
Xiang Chai declined Chu Ping's kindness, and finally got her consent and stayed in the school alone.
When he returned to the dormitory, the other three roommates did not know where they were, and the packed luggage was standing in the center of the dormitory. Xiang Guai watched the big boxes silently for a few seconds, then turned and walked out of the dormitory.
It snowed just two days ago, and the winter in Hwaseong is very beautiful, and everything is covered in silver. Xiang Gu took a deep breath, only to feel that his entire lungs were washed with fresh cold air.
What is there to be sad about
Xiang guessed that even without roommates, friends, and family, I still have so many snowflakes waiting for me. I can build a snowman a day, and when the school starts, everyone will be shocked when they enter the school, because from the school gate to the dormitory downstairs, there are rows of little snowmen, and everyone can find and grow up with them. The one that looks so special!
Thinking of this, he was amused by his own fantasy and began to gear up for a big fight.
At this moment, the mobile phone in his pocket vibrated several times. He took it out to take a look, and was surprised to find that it was the second elder of the club group who was shaking Jiuxiao knocking on him.
[Voice Moves Jiuxiao - Second Child]: guess, are you there
[Voice Moving Jiuxiao - Second Child]: Look at the group, the group is discussing about the Spring Festival song party.
[Sound Movement Jiuxiao - Second Child]: The time is set on the evening of the 30th New Year's Eve. Because of the special time, all members of the group are not required to participate, but those who participate must register for the program~
[Voice Moves Jiuxiao - Second Child]: Jiu Mi!
... New Year's Eve
This time is really special.
Many radio troupes will hold online singing parties during festivals or the big day when the club is established, so that fans can get in touch with the CVs at close range.
Although it is called an online song party, not everyone has to sing. You can chat, talk about cross talk, and even play directly, and bring out the highlights that are most popular with fans.
However, for the convenience of everyone's time, the song party will be selected on a rest day, so as not to delay everyone's business. This is the first time there is a radio troupe, and the time is set on the New Year's Eve!
In fact, the reason why the second child chose this day was actually intentional. She wished that the audience would be less and less, so that everyone would be squeezed out of the line like in previous years, and a good song would be the same as the battle royale.
Xiang Guzhengchou had nothing to do that night, and this song meeting just filled his time. It's so rewarding to be able to count down to the new year with everyone in the troupe and thousands of listeners.
Guess: No problem, my time is ok.
It's just that he was a little troubled about what program he performed at the song festival.
He is the only cover singer in the club, and he will definitely sing that day, but it is very important to choose which song to choose.
For example, "Itchy", "The Man with a Horse" and "On Tour with a Gun" have long been sung badly, and you can hum a few words if you catch anyone. If he sings anything else, he doesn't have any good ideas.
He listed several song titles in the group, but everyone felt it was inappropriate.
[Voice Moving Jiuxiao - Second Child]: guess, your songs are too "positive", we are not holding a model labor conference, be a little more sassy!
[Voice Moves Jiuxiao - Second Child]: The more showy the better! ! ! ! !
guess: uh...
guess: [The goose is tired and restless].jpg
guess: Otherwise, the president, tell me, I will sing whatever you want me to sing~
[Voice Moving Jiuxiao - Second Child]: Why don't you sing "gay or European"? That is so nasty!
Guess knows this song.
This is a very famous song in the two-dimensional circle. Many scissor hand wives will use this song to cut short videos for their beloved CP.
It actually came from the "Legal Blonde" musical, and the actors on stage used this song to tease Europeans, saying they were too "exquisite" and more gay than gay.
This song can be sung by Guess, and other people in the club have no opinion. However, I searched the whole network, but could not find a pure accompaniment version without vocals.
After thinking about it, a song of a similar type came to Xiang Guess' mind.
guess: Or I'll sing "If You Are Gay".
guess: I can find the accompaniment.
This song is lively and arrogant, and it is an episode of the highly polluted musical "Q Avenue". This episode tells the story of a deep-closet elite man who was unwilling to face his sexuality, but was noticed by his straight male roommate, who encouraged him to come out.
Because the Chinese version of this song has been imported before, Xiang Guai can find the accompaniment from the school's music library.
guess: But this song needs a whistling voice to cooperate with me.
guess: I sing a sentence, and the other party has to answer.
guess: Can anyone in our community help
Shengdong Jiuxiao is a big club, and there are several well-known CVs. As soon as he asked in the group, several people immediately raised their hands in response.
But in the end, no one got the chance to play with Xiang Guess.
because-
Yiming Qingyun: You are chatting so lively in the group, why don't you ask me
Yiming Qingyun: Isn't it just the sound of the whistle, I'll come.
A roaring cloud: [Fighting Goose Spreads its Wings].jpg
The author has something to say: the upper part has finally entered the final scene, "Q Avenue"! This drama has a Chinese version before, telling the story of a group of young tenants who are confused about the future on Q Avenue. The style is very lively and cute! ! This song "if you were gay" can be listened to by NetEase Cloud and Tencent Music, it's very irritating! You can listen and imagine! ! !