Don't look at this song "If You Are Gay" is not well known, but this song definitely has the potential to become a Divine Comedy!
Its lyrics are witty and the tune is brisk. Just listening to it twice is like brainwashing, and you can't forget it at all.
When Xiang Guai sang, in order not to be disturbed by the public screen, he specially minimized the yy window, but because of this, he missed the messages that the audience quickly swiped.
Fan a: Hahahahahaha I heard right?
Fan b: Laughing until the neighbor next door thought my cock was crowing! !
Fan c: I just opened the broadcast! My dad asked me why I didn't watch the Spring Festival Gala, why should I listen? 23333 Help 23333
Fan d: I fell straight off the chair! ! How come you can't stop laughing?
Fan e: What kind of treasure song is this? I solemnly announce that this song has won the first place on the charts of the My Jigong Library! ! ! !
Fan f: Fans who can't hold back their laughter after listening to the two paragraphs, please deduct 1 on the public screen! !
fans g: 0
fans h: 0
fan i: 0
…
Followers y: 0
Fan z: What am I missing? Why does the channel disappear all over the place
Others in the club had already heard this song when Xiang Guai was rehearsing. They thought that their laughter had improved significantly after the "hard work", but when they saw the fans on the screen, their brains were wide open. Leave a message, or follow the music.
The boy's voice is naughty and cute, which is different from the original "stupid man" character in the musical. After Xiang Gu's interpretation, this character is a little bit more cute and more likeable.
After the first two paragraphs ended, a strange but pleasant male voice emerged.
Although the unfamiliar male voice only read white, but every word just stepped on the beat.
"Shut up!" The male voice was a little stubborn and even more arrogant, which made the audience involuntarily show the image of an ascetic elite man. "I want to read a book, and I don't want to discuss this kind of gay-minded topic with you."
On the public screen, fans' messages rushed out like a waterfall.
Fan a: Huh? Who is this voice? Sounds good, newcomer
Fan b: +1 for nice sound, I recalled it, there is no newcomer in the voice of Jiuxiao
Fan c: President, you are hiding!
Fan d: The sound of the newcomer is cute, and it's coming to the blame auntie bowl!
Fan e: Is it foreign aid? Send flowers.
Fan f: Which jms can share the radio drama that the newcomer has played
The named president, the second comrade, looked at the fans' speculations on the screen with a smirk, and never jumped out to clarify.
Let them guess! Even if they were given a hundred chances, they would not be able to guess that this "receiver" who played with Guess was their club's general attack sama Wang Qingyun!
You know, when she heard Wang Qingyun's reception for the first time, she was really taken aback. After Wang Qingyun became a business partner, he has made great progress. He almost completely onomatopoeia has become another person. If she hadn't known his identity in advance, she would not have heard the original sound at all!
In the channel, after Aojiao's "Shouyin" recitation ended, Xiang Guai's singing immediately chased after him.
At this moment, he is the character in the song. He is the close friend of this close comrade, I hope he can come out as soon as possible and face his true self.
"Years and Years
you have me
with you
very happy
So why should I care-"
After singing this sentence, Xiang Gu Xiaoxiao got stuck for a while, but continued the next sentence, "—so why should I care about your love in bed?"
And this lyric, attracted the partner's exclamation.
"You're so disgusting!" Wang Qingyun took it in a "pretentious" way, and he couldn't hear it at all. In fact, he was about to laugh, "Don't listen to me!"
On the public screen, fans have already fallen into this song.
A large number of people expressed that they were brainwashed by the Divine Comedy, and threatened the president to hand over this cute little Shoushou as soon as possible. They can't wait to listen to his drama!
The lyrics after that, they did not sing according to the original version, but made certain changes, from the original "persuasion to come out" to the new world.
The voice of the young man and the voice of Aojiao gradually merged, as if two men could be seen hugging each other with tears in their eyes on the stage, and began to dance tango.
"If you are gay
I will shout hooray!
Never give up~ I won't be a burden to you! "
The last sentence is the chorus of the two of them - "You are born gay, come out quickly, embrace the new day, I will accompany you until you are eighty!!"
The short three-minute song ended quickly with a cannon salute at the end of the music.
This song requires almost no skills to sing, but Xiang Guai was still so tired that he was out of breath, and he almost fell to his knees in front of the computer.
Really... what a shame!
He just sang such a song of basic love in front of so many people, and he lost his integrity. And singing and singing, he couldn't help but take the role, as if he and Wang Qingyun walked out of the cabinet hand in hand.
Xiang Guess hurriedly chased away the strange fragments that appeared in his head. He always felt that if he thought about it for a second, he would blaspheme Wang Qingyun one more point.
He was lying in front of the computer, leaning his face on the metal computer desk, trying to cool down his overheated brain.
After the singing, the two hosts got on the microphone again and were interacting with the audience.
"guess... guess? Are you still online?" The hostess called his name several times before Xiang Guess responded in a daze, and it was still live.
"Ah, yes, I'm here!" Xiang Guai hurriedly cheered up.
He adjusted the narrowed yy window to the maximum, covered his eyes with one hand, and carefully glanced at the number of people online through his fingers, for fear that some fans would not be able to accept the song and would be rejected by "Lei".
But the result was beyond his expectations! Not only did the number of people online stay the same, it actually increased a lot in just a few minutes! !
On the public screen, overwhelming confessions swept in. Xiang Gu's yy banged wildly for a while, and the notification bar in the lower right corner was about to be shattered.
He opened it and saw that there were hundreds of reminders to add friends, and everyone was expressing their love in private messages.
Because it is still connected to the microphone, any noise on his side will be amplified for all audiences.
Xiang Guess was in a rush to turn it off, but the more he hurried, the more he couldn't find where the setting button was.
At the critical moment, still Wang Qingyun "hero saves the beauty", privately chatted with him and taught him how to operate step by step.
guess: Sorry QAQ I'm so nervous.
Yiming Qingyun: What are you nervous about? You can see that everyone likes our "Coming Out Song" very much.
guess:…
Wait, when did this song change its name
Just when the two of them deserted, on Mai, the two hosts were interacting enthusiastically with the audience at the scene.
Countless confessions and blessings poured out, accompanied by countless "hahaha", this song "If You Are Gay" successfully poisoned everyone.
And among these confessions, there are still several conspicuous problems.
Fan: Guess, who is Xiao Shoushou's cv? How is it a newcomer's vest
"'Little Shoushou's cv'?" Xiang Chai smiled, "Actually, he is a friend that everyone is very familiar with. It seems that his pseudo-voice was very successful, but he was completely ignored by everyone." The boy's voice was smooth. The radio waves slipped into the ears of every listener, and I don't know how many people were drunk. "Well, let's let him reveal his vest - come on, Xiao Shoushou, the next scene is up to you."
He deliberately aggravated the words "Xiao Shou Shou" and forgot to hide his smirk.
And this teasing smirk was clearly transmitted to the man's ears.
Mai Shang, the small light in front of the only newcomer's vest flickered, followed by a clear and mature voice—
- "I'm Wang Qingyun." As soon as his recognizable voice appeared, the entire public screen was like a colorful bomb being thrown into it, and it was detonated in an instant, "But I want to clarify one point, Guess is comparable. I've suffered too much."
Xiang Guess: "...???"
Great God, you don't have to step on it!
…
The whole concert came to an end in a dream-like atmosphere.
After Wang Qingyun unveiled his vest, all the audience were shocked by this sudden development. How dare they believe that the arrogant and arrogant elite man just now is actually matched by the great god Wang Qingyun? They asked him to do it again.
In order to satisfy everyone, Wang Qingyun could only reproduce his amazing voice-changing skills once.
Fan a: I don't believe it, I don't believe it, how have you changed my overall attack sama! !
Fan b: [crying loudly] I'm a self-proclaimed loyal fan, I always thought I could hear the panting voice of the God, but I didn't expect it to fall!
Fan c: I'm glad I recorded the screen! I want to quickly relive the hearing of the Great God!
When the publicity poster po of the song meeting was released before, Wang Qingyun's name was not written. Everyone thought that the great god could not participate because of the time difference. Who would have thought that there would be such a big surprise!
As Wang Qingyun put on his big vest, the number of people online in the entire channel also shot up to the sky. When twelve o'clock approached, nearly 8,000 people were already crowded in the entire room!
Xiang Guai felt a sense of pride when he looked at the enthusiastic fans who came to look at the clouds.
Look, this is the idol he worships, this is the person he admires, he can't wait to pick all the most beautiful flowers in the world and give them to Wang Qingyun, because Wang Qingyun deserves such praise.
The administrator limited everyone's speaking interval, but even so, countless confessions poured down like a flood.
Xiang Gu's eyes were long enough to read, and countless words were swiped across his retinas, and he could only capture one ten thousandth.
But it doesn't matter, he just needs to know that they love Wang Qingyun just like him.
At the same time, there was an inexplicable coursing in his heart - he used to be a member of the army of fans, like a little sparrow kept jumping; His partner, his friend... even their names, appearing side by side on the program list!
This was the happiness that he never dared to imagine, but now, this wish has come true.
As the time approached twelve o'clock, the people in yy soared to a terrifying number.
Just when there were only five minutes left before the Chinese New Year, unexpectedly, the software in front of Xiang Gu suddenly popped up a window - "You have been disconnected, please reconnect".
Xiang Guess: ? ?
It turned out that the fragile campus network could not stand the devastation of such crowds, and finally dropped the line...
Xiang Guess tried to reconnect again and again, but the result was repeatedly prompted to fail.
On the wheat, all the cvs are carried on the wheat, and everyone will count down together to welcome the new day.
But at such an important moment, Xiang Guess couldn't participate in it.
He originally thought that this time he could spend this unforgettable night in the company of all his friends, but he didn't expect that in the end... he was the only one left.
It's ok.
Xiang Guai silently turned off the computer and leaned against the classroom window.
The moon on the night of New Year's Eve is a small crescent moon, a narrow crescent moon, very bright, like a boat carrying dreams.
The area around the school is a no-release area, no fireworks can be set off, and there are no booming cannonballs, just enough to allow Xiang Guai to enjoy the moon alone in the dark.
In the distance, a countdown sound came from somewhere.
"60-59-58-"
The voices of men, women and children blended together, beaming with joy.
No one knew that in that dark campus, in the only classroom with lights on, there was a boy leaning against the window alone, waiting for the Spring Festival to come.
Enough, Xiang guessed, he's had such a good night. If he doesn't own everything, he owns ninety-nine percent.
The only "one percent" that is worse is that I failed to say "Happy Spring Festival" to the Great God Wang Qingyun in the first minute and second of the first day of the new year.
You always have to be content, right
… Suddenly, a beep sounded in the empty classroom.
Xiang Guess didn't react at first, and it wasn't until a few seconds later that he realized that his phone was buzzing.
On the screen, Wang Qingyun's name jumped.
Yiming Qingyun: Guess, why did you suddenly go offline
Xiang Guai was surprised and happy, he didn't expect Wang Qingyun to notice his departure.
He thought about it and answered.
guess: [goose is shy].jpg
guess: It's not offline, it's offline...
guess: [quack cry].jpg
guess: The campus network is too bad, and there are too many people on yy, I was squeezed out! !
guess: It's okay, don't mind me!
guess: God, go and count down with everyone.
Xiang Guess moved his finger and picked out a little swan with a smiling expression.
However, Wang Qingyun found a loophole in his words.
Yiming Qingyun: Guess, today is the Spring Festival, why are you using the campus network
Yi Mingqingyun: What about your family
guess:…
Yi Ming Qing Yun: Are you celebrating the Spring Festival alone
guess: ... There are many people in the world who celebrate the Spring Festival alone, don't you too
Xiang Guaikou stubbornly typed this sentence, he knew that he was arguing, but he didn't want Wang Qingyun to worry about him on such a happy day.
Outside the campus, the voices of those countdowns grew louder. Even if the air is cold, it cannot resist the enthusiasm of the people.
"Ten-nine-eight-"
Just when the number backed up to seven, the phone in Xiang Guai's palm suddenly shook violently.
- It is Wang Qingyun! With only a few seconds left until the new year, he made a voice call request to Xiang Gu!
Xiang Guai was stunned, he subconsciously wanted to hang up the phone, but his hand seemed to have his own will and pressed the connect button.
"Six-five-four-"
The boy's small Adam's apple rolled, he stared blankly at the screen, but found that he had lost his voice.
"Guess?" came the man's voice, "Can you hear me clearly?"
"… Hmm." He let out a deep echo from the depths of his throat. He was afraid that if his voice was louder, Wang Qingyun would hear his uncontrollable choking.
He was really stupid, how could he think that Wang Qingyun was only "one percent" to him
Mingming - this gentle and careful man is 100% of his life.
… the new year is approaching…
"three-"
"two-"
"one-"
The current is rustling, I don't know how many blessings are spreading among happy families at this moment, and I don't know how much love is flowing between lovers.
Those are things Xiang Gu thought he would never have in his life.
The man's voice was pure and warm: "Happy Chinese New Year, guess what."
"Happy Spring Festival." Xiang Gu replied.
The man on the other side of the screen would never know that although Xiang Guai's voice was smiling, his tears had already rolled down.
Because at the moment when the New Year's bell rang - the boy suddenly understood.