Something we occasionally say: brother’s diary
(Excerpt 1)
I moved, my brother drove, and I was holding a flowerpot with wild cranberries in the co-pilot, fearing it would break.
The new house is near the new school. Jiang Xue and Laolei and I showed them during the video. They said it was good, and Duan Yan wanted to harm the new school. I said it must be.
(Excerpt 2)
Check in on the first day of study.
Also punch a card for my brother, he works very hard to attract customers.
(Excerpt 3)
Study hard to check in on the ninth day.
(Excerpt Four)
Study hard to check in for the hundredth day.
Today, November 21st, my brother’s birthday, I went over the wall and left school, hid the cake and roses in his office and went to look for him.
It happened that my brother was going to interview a few project managers in person today. I sneaked in and sat in a chair to state my vision for the company's development in North America and the requirement for a monthly salary of 100,000 yuan.
My brother punched me out with the file bag.
Fortunately, I was prepared to retaliate against him. I asked the cake shop brother to use cream to squeeze shit on his cake, and then put two chocolate flies. My brother was forced to make a wish at the candle shit and made my appendix laugh. Gone.
(Excerpt 5)
On December 11, my brother drank with the client and went to the hospital for gastric lavage.
I heard my brother said that the gastric lavage tube is very long. I took care of him to sleep, and went to the tattoo shop overnight to get a gastric lavage tube and December 11 on my stomach.
(Excerpt 6)
Study hard to check in for the 160th day. The monthly test results did not meet my expectations, so I adjusted the alarm clock for getting up every day by half an hour.
Recently, my brother's business is doing well. He pays me 20,000 yuan every three to five. I can't spend much at school. I only use one or two hundred a month. All these money are saved for a regular period.
(Excerpt 7)
Study hard to check in for the 200th day.
We went to see dad in jail.
Duan Jinjiang was sentenced to ten years and was charged with a crime committed by a princeling classmate of my brother who caused death by drunk driving and hit-and-run. I finally realized for myself that money and power in this world can be driven by ghosts.
We looked at him through the glass, and there was nothing to say. Before we finally left, I forced my brother to kiss him in front of him.
(Excerpt 8)
On February 21st, my birthday, my brother gave me a piece of Jaeger-LeCoultre Moon Phase Master.
I hate him to spend useless money, he showed a disappointed expression, I quickly accepted it, and he showed his teeth again.
(Excerpt 9)
The countdown for the college entrance examination, I can't punch in lately, so I can study hard.
(Excerpt 10)
One model did a good job.
My brother also picked up a big client.
We went out to have a meal, I said to eat western food, and he wanted to eat hot pot again.
Okay, let's go hot pot, hurry up.
(Excerpt 11)
The second model has made progress.
I may have gotten the wrong direction, and now I want to cover my brother when I write a essay question, I always want to write about him.
(Excerpt 12)
The three-mode is over, and the results are not yet known.
So tired, let's end it soon.
(Excerpt 13)
The day before the college entrance examination, my brother drove me to live near the examination room. He was so nervous that he would not let me eat this or that, and he felt poisonous when I drank my saliva.
I asked him if you were so nervous at the beginning of the college entrance examination
My brother calmed down and thought about it, ah, I was the last one to escort him, no wonder he was so nervous.
(Excerpt 14)
Brother idiot stood outside waiting for my exam.
(Excerpt 15)
Damn, is it easy this year! Hi to my master! get high! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Fuck his uncle's study I was finally released from prison ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I do not take medicine, I burn the book, I burn the chemistry book fucked! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
(Excerpt 16)
I lied to him to volunteer for a school in a province far away from our home.
My brother's face turned pale at the time. He went to the balcony and smoked a few cigarettes. Then he called his friends to help me ask about the environment and school tasks there. He was going there to help me take advantage of the holiday.
Looking at his busy back on the balcony, I always felt that I could see a little grievance.
Sure enough, he tossed in bed in the middle of the night, hugged me from behind and asked, "Is it because I want to stay away from Brother."
I wanted to wait until I received the notice to give him a surprise, but now I really can’t bear to lie to him. I honestly confessed that I was reporting to a school in the province. The most promising one was a 211 in the nearby university town. I didn’t choose my major.
That night was also the worst I was done, and I never dared to tease him anymore.
(Excerpt 17)
I can't help but go to the tattoo shop again.
Mark Duan Rui's name, birthday, July 2nd, the first day of love, his ID holder and watch, his favorite twill tie, and the tie clip and cufflinks I gave him.
(Excerpt 18)
My brother gave me a guitar. It’s a special gift, although I don’t know how to play it, it’s time to get a tattoo.
(Excerpt 19)
Although I can go home every week, I still miss him very much. Whenever I think about him, I go to the tattoo shop.
This time I tattooed cigarettes and basketball to celebrate the champagne and wine glasses opened by my brother’s company. He used the rope to tie me and the gentleman whip used to punish me when he played sm.
(Excerpt 20)
There are always girls who confess to me directly or indirectly, I refuse to be annoying, and tell them directly that I like men.
Within a few days, a group of juniors and seniors came to add me qq.
(Excerpt 21)
My brother got a rose tattoo on his hip, and every time I give him oral sex, I feel like holding a rose to marry him.
(Excerpt 22)
Valentine's Day is approaching. I wrote a song for my brother and prepared to sing to him while playing the guitar. The lyrics I wrote were not good, but fortunately, my brother's appreciation level was not high.
Remember two sentences so as not to forget:
I often want to jump at you
I always crush your feathers
You don't take me to fly
But jumped down and ran with me
Fuck, I was moved to cry. What kind of work is this? If my brother doesn't cry, I will punch him and cry.
(Excerpt 23)
He laughed when he heard half of the water sprayed.
I give him two feet, bastard.
(Excerpt 24)
We raised a golden retriever and named it son.
I got my son tattooed on my chest, and my brother said I was sick.
(Excerpt 25)
I asked him whether the United States can issue a marriage certificate for homosexual brothers.
My brother was silent for a while, hugged me from behind and kissed my neck and said sorry.
In order to comfort him, I put a red sheet on our hukou. Anyway, there are only two pages in it, one page for him and one page for me, which is no different from the marriage certificate.
(Excerpt 26)
Fly to Europe for free! The honeymoon is on! I fucking can't sleep
(Excerpt 27)
The Louvre in Paris.
Say something to show respect, and I can't hold back anything else.
(Excerpt 28)
The stupid brother got me a wedding, a lot of roses, dazzled, I'm dead.
I am willing, I am willing to die.
(Excerpt 29)
I'm dead.
(Excerpt 30)
I'm still dead.
(Excerpt 30)
We are taking pictures by the lake. Let me remember a few words. The wind is a bit big today. If the phone is dropped in the lake, I can’t write.
It's over
It's over. At the beginning, I planned to ghs, but I didn’t expect to be popular, and I didn’t expect to be able to write 100,000 characters. Everyone praised me and I am sure that I am still happy. Just don’t exceed the limit of online texts. It makes me feel embarrassed. I don't deserve it either. It's pretty good to experience the feeling of fire. There will be no regrets in my life.
There is nothing more to say. I hope everyone will not blow the things you like too well, and don't degrade the things you hate too bad. It's better to be flat and let the flow go.
I wish all the best.
Finally, Xiaoyan's tattoo is on her neck, waist, calf, arms and fingers.
My brother's genitals were tattooed on the base of the leg.