Can’t Save the World by Pretending to be Dead
装死拯救不了世界
Author: 莫晨欢
Latest: Chapter 110
Status: Completed
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Genres: Supernatural, Horror, Comedy
Tags: adapted to drama cd awkward protagonist calm protagonist depictions of cruelty ghosts
Lian Xi was born with yin-yang eyes. Since he was a child, from day to night, he would be begged by ghosts to do things for them.
Helping ghosts fulfill their long cherished wishes would result in a reward. However, prior to finishing the task, no one would know if the reward would result in a blessing or a curse.
Once Lian Xi completes helping a ghost with something, the little ghost would start to glow with light.
If it was a gold light, that meant a blessing. If it was a red light, that meant a curse.
If it was a blessing he could win the lotto. If it was a curse he could step into dog sh*t every time he walked out of the door.
After finding bugs in his takeout for three days in a row, Lian Xi came to realize: “Only by pretending to be dead can I save my world!”
Originally he thought that he could live his life peacefully by pretending to be dead, but who knew that more and more ghosts started appearing around him. Not only them, but more and more strange people too. Until suddenly one day, a pure golden light passed by in front of him. Lian Xi’s mouth fell open, dumfounded, and then he reached out and grabbed it!
Gold Light / Lie Chen: ???
Lian Xi (*Organizing his breathing*): Hello, may I ask, do you have any long cherished wishes? A good deed results in good karma. I’m not interested in money falling from the sky, the most important thing is I’m kind and like to help people. I’m a modern-day Lei Feng and a current-day red-scarfer. I want to help you solve your heart’s problems so you can happily enter reincarnation and return to being a good person~~
At the same time, in the underworld’s Manor of Hell-
“Oh my Lord! The King of Hell has gone missing! The River of Forgetfulness has stopped flowing!”
Believing himself to be the Black Reaper, black-tongued, amnesiac King of Hell Gong x Suddenly turned into the Whiter Reaper cold exterior warm interior pretending to be dead Shou.
连奚天生阴阳眼，从小到大，天天被鬼求着办事。
帮鬼完成夙愿必有回报。但是结束前谁也不知道，回报的是功德，还是孽障。
连奚每次帮鬼办事，事情一完，小鬼立刻周身闪光。
金光为功德，红光为孽障。
然而做好事未必得功德，办坏事也未必遭孽障。
得了功德天降六.合彩，遭了孽障出门踩狗屎。
连续三天从外卖里吃出虫子后，连奚大彻大悟：“装死才能拯救我的世界观！”
本以为装死就能安安稳稳地度过一生，谁料身边的鬼越来越多，奇怪的人也越来越多。直到某天，一个纯金光团从他身旁路过，连奚目瞪口呆，一把抓住！
金·捩臣·光：“？？？”
连奚（整理呼吸）：“您好，请问您有什么夙愿未了。功德回报、天上掉钱什么的都无所谓，主要就是人好心善，乐于助人，当代活雷锋、现世红领巾，想帮您解决心病，好好轮回，重新做人，比心~”
与此同时，地府众鬼神——
“夭寿啦！冥王不见啦，忘川断流啦！”
自以为是当地黑无常腹黑毒舌失忆冥王攻×突然就当了白无常外冷内热清冷装死受
捩臣×连奚
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