Can’t Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

Chapter 13

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In the quiet and cool night wind, the hunched and crooked figure of the old woman gradually blurred.

Finally, dissipated in the boundless night.

At the moment when the old woman ghost disappeared, a few stray golden light floated into Lian Xi's hand, he looked down at his hand and shook it lightly. The golden light danced on his fingertips, and finally merged into his body and disappeared.

No one saw the golden light that melted into Lian Xi's body.

The old woman ghost was reincarnated, and the local black impermanence lowered his eyes coldly and opened the impermanence card.

I saw a name slowly emerge.

"Zhao Yuying, 1928-1980, died of illness"

The old woman ghost was reincarnated, and even Xi harvested golden light, everyone was very happy!

… is that enough

The dwarf roommate swallowed his saliva, and while looking at a certain black impermanence, he cautiously walked to Lian Xi's side. When he stood behind Lian Xi, he breathed a sigh of relief and looked at the man across the road with a flat face: "Then, that black impermanence adult, since this ghost has been reincarnated, then we will go first!"

As soon as the words fell, he pulled up and ran away.

Then…

pull.

Not pulling.

I will pull again!

Su Jiao: "..."

Su Jiao turned his head with a sad face: Lian Xi! run!

Lian Xi glanced at him, shook his head gently, and broke away his hand. He looked up at the man across the road, took a deep breath, and walked over.

In the cool and pleasant night wind, a man in black with one hand in his pocket and the other hand holding a certificate of impermanence, was looking down. In the corner of his light, he caught a glimpse of a shadow walking towards him, he turned his head to look at Lian Xi, and then raised his eyebrows slightly.

At this time, even Xi finally saw this man clearly.

At this moment, the golden light group that tightly surrounded him completely turned into a little starlight, no longer hiding his appearance, but swirling around him, like a brilliant golden firefly. His short hair is pitch-black and moves with the wind. His sharp and handsome eyebrows go straight to his temples, but there is a tiny black mole that cuts across his right eyebrow. This man has a condescending face, his eyes are deep and colorless, and he seems to be indifferently watching the gods of all beings, and he is majestic.

Not easy to get close to.

Lian Xi approached step by step, and finally, he stopped in front of the man.

The endless golden light danced in the air, bumping into Lian Xi from time to time, and then slid away.

In the dark night, the young man stretched out his hand, and his voice was soft and calm: "What do you call it, my name is Lianxi."

Su Jiao: #helpmy roommate is crazy what to do! #

This is a lunatic!

Hopeless!

Does Lian Xi know who this guy is

Su City is black and impermanent, one of the two dead rabbits! Not old man! Seeing a Xuanxiu kill a dead rabbit who wouldn't even allow a trip along the way! ! !

Su Jiao was about to turn his head and run away, but as an excellent contemporary young man, he thought about the iPhone that he had just got and was still warm. He gritted his teeth and stomped—

The big deal is to wait ten seconds for you!

Just ten seconds, and I'll run!

However, what Su Jiao never expected was that after Lian Xi finished saying this, the black impermanence actually didn't kill anyone.

I saw this Hei Wuchang lowered his eyes, earnestly, carefully, up and down... He looked at Lian Xi.

Looking at this picture, Su Jiao was taken aback for a moment, and he always felt that something was strange.

From his angle, Lian Xi's profile could just be seen.

From the first day he moved into the new house, Su Jiao knew that his roommate was good looking, only a little worse than him.

The eyebrows are elegant and handsome, the eyes are slightly raised, but the eyes are clear, and the lips are light and thin. In ancient times, he was the kind of little boy who stood on the bridge and looked at the scenery and was ignorant of the world. Now, he is at least a schoolboy.

But…

Why does it always feel like something is wrong.

Across the road, Su Jiao looked at Lian Xi and this Sucheng local crazy and impermanent.

Well, they are looking at each other.

They stared at each other for a few seconds.

Still looking at each other.

return…

fuck? !

Look at each other? !

Su Jiao's eyes widened: No, no, no, this dead rabbit, Hei Wuchang, won't be attracted to Lian Xi, right? !

Just in Su Jiao's heart, heaven and man struggled, because of this short-lived plastic friendship, he desperately dragged Lian Xi away, or "the roommate was originally a bird in the same house, and the catastrophe was about to fly away." When suddenly, the black impermanence finally moved.

The man glanced at Lian Xi's outstretched hand, but instead of reaching out, he raised the corners of his lips and said two words—

"The minister."

The minister

Lian Xi asked, "A list of columns?"

The man laughed and didn't answer him.

Even Xi was not annoyed, his eyes were calm and he looked at the man in front of him quietly. After a few seconds, in Su Jiao's eyes, "You guys are still chatting on horseback", he asked the most unusual question in the most ordinary tone: "So... you are really from Sucheng. black impermanence?"

The man's eyebrows moved slightly, but he didn't say anything.

After a while, Lian Xi smiled and said with a certain tone: "It seems that you are indeed a black impermanence from Sioux City. Then..." He raised his head, looked at the other party with clear eyes, and smiled: "Excuse me, the original Where did the blackness go?"

The young man's bright and clear eyes flashed with confidence and firmness, without a trace of fear, without a trace of retreat, like a bright moon shining brightly.

Looking at the person in front of him, for some reason, the minister's lips moved, but he didn't speak.

After a while, he smiled: "I tell you, you also answer a question for me."

"what is the problem."

"How do you know that I'm not the original black impermanence of Su Cheng?"

***

Suzhou City is a famous water town in the south of the Yangtze River in China, and is known as the "Venice of the East". The water network here is vertical and horizontal, and large and small water lakes can be seen everywhere.

There are rumors that the road in Sioux City was never built along the north-south direction, but was built along the water. A water system can be seen beside every road in Sioux City, winding and twisting, which also creates a changing and criss-crossing road trend in Sioux City.

Three days ago, at three in the morning, next to Yishan Lake.

This lake is one of the oldest lakes in Sioux City. In ancient times, it was formed by the impact of the plain and the backflow of the tide. In the 1940s, the puppet government used to build farmland around the lake and wanted to exploit manpower. Who would have guessed that a heavy rain would wipe out the newly enclosed fields, and the fertile fields would return to the lake, and Yishan Lake would return to its original state and become what it is today.

At this moment, the yin qi was entangled here, and a thick black qi that mortals could not see was pressing down on the earth.

Wearing a ghost hat and holding a certificate of impermanence, the local black impermanence in Sioux City vomited blood, was seriously injured, and fell by the lake.

He just killed a goblin.

This evil ghost drowned at the bottom of Yishan Lake three years ago, and for the past three years, he has been in peace with each other. Until last year, a developer reclaimed the land and accidentally poured water into the lake when digging the foundation. The evil spirit was awakened and murdered wildly on the construction site. In just half a year, three workers have died.

If you usually encounter this kind of evil spirit who has only been dead for three years and eaten three people, the local black impermanence in Sioux City is definitely not a problem. But last year he fought with a hundred-year-old evil spirit and was seriously injured. Now that the evil spirit is subdued, it is even worse, and it is on the verge of death and reincarnation!

When he was out of breath, Hei Wuchang opened his own impermanence card: he wanted to call the underworld! He has to ask the underworld to send a new black impermanence immediately!

However, this black impermanence just opened the impermanence certificate and hadn't called anyone. Suddenly, he looked up and saw a black figure climbed up from the depths of the ground, step by step!

"…???"

fuck? !

Since when did you become so efficient

The retirement application he submitted last year was completed this year

Normally, we don't have to wait two or three years, and squeeze them for another two or three years

Covering the wound, he stood up with difficulty, and the black impermanence walked in front of the black figure.

The person who just came out of the underworld has too much yin, and with the darkness of the night, he didn't see the other's face clearly for a while. He nodded and patted the other person's shoulder: "Brother, it's better to come early than coincidence, it's time to change shifts!"

Su Jiao: "??? What the hell! So you are the new black impermanence in Su City?"

Lian Xi: "When did you come here?"

Su Jiao: "When you guys just started telling stories."

Lian Xi nodded: "It turns out that Black and White Impermanence can still change shifts. So if Black and White Impermanence is about to die, he can be reincarnated? No, then Black and White Impermanence is human or ghost, I thought they were all ghosts."

"It can be human or ghost."

The man's low and steady voice sounded, and Lian Xi looked up at him.

The minister's tone was indifferent: "People, ghosts, spirits, and strange things are all impermanent. Impermanence is impermanent, and things in the world are impermanent."

This voice is like a dream, and it has a different meaning from looking down on people.

Lian Xi was slightly stunned.

After a while, Lian Xi: "So, in fact, Sir, you are the newly arrived Sucheng Hei Wuchang, and you have only been in office for three days?"

Su Jiao glanced at Lian Xi strangely: Sir

Kaoru nodded lightly.

Lian Xi smiled. He looked at the man in front of him with an indifferent face, out of tune with the world, even the clothes he wore were strange, and he didn't even have a mobile phone except for Zhang Wuchang, and asked with sincerity and kindness: "Then you have a place now. live?"

Su Jiao: "???"

The minister raised his eyebrows to look at him, with a smile in his eyes: "No."

Lian Xi: "Since that's the case, in fact, my lord, my house is quite big. At present, there are two vacant rooms, and the rent is not expensive. If you want, I can rent another room with the landlord... "

Su Jiao grabbed him: "Wait, wait, what's wrong with you, Lianxi, you tonight..."

As if being stepped on the tail, Lian Xi opened his eyes wide, and said righteously: "Golden light? What kind of golden light? Don't talk nonsense! The black and impermanent adults have just arrived. As local residents of Sioux City, shouldn't we treat them well? What kind of golden light, shut up!"

Su Jiao was extremely aggrieved: "I didn't say golden light! What golden light!"

"You really want to help me?"

After a pause, Lian Xi turned his head to look at the man.

Looking at the man's dark and deep eyes, Lian Xi's eyes slowly moved away from the golden light that danced wildly in the air, and his heart calmed down. For some reason, he gave the answer: "Yes."

Kaoru smiled: "Okay, thank you."

The words fell, and the golden light drifted away from him, jumped and ran to Lian Xi, and then melted in!

Lian Xi: ? ! ! !

So immediate? !

Caochen: "But there are conditions for me to live there."

Su Jiao stared, and for a moment he forgot to be afraid of awe: "Wait, do you still have conditions for you to live for free?!"

I saw the man's fingers move slightly, and a thin and simple book suddenly appeared in his palm. The usual simple white cover, a small book the size of a palm without any features, the only difference is that it also has three words printed on the cover—

Impermanence certificate!

Wait, the impermanence certificate that this man took out was a black cover, and now this... a white cover? !

Lian Xi suddenly realized something, he didn't speak yet, when he raised his eyes, he saw the man squinting his cold eyes slightly.

"That Hei Wuchang said that the Bai Wuchang in this place has been dead for more than ten years, and he has already gone to the underworld to report. He has done all the work in Sucheng over the years."

Lian Xi: "Uh... so?"

You want me to help you find that white impermanence

The minister snapped his fingers and threw the white impermanence certificate out, and Lian Xi subconsciously caught it.

Caochen: "Is it because you have been absent from work for more than ten years?"

Lian Xi: "...???"

fuck? !

Are you all so casual? ! ! !

The author has something to say:

Su City Black Impermanence: You are the new Black Impermanence who came to change shifts!

Mr. Ji, who just ran out: ? Oh, I am Black Impermanence, I am Black Impermanence, I am Black Impermanence [Self-Hypnosis]

CC: ? ? ? Then why am I so white and impermanent! ! How old was I ten years ago! ! !

Dumplings: Lian Xi has changed! he's changed! [Looking with grief and anger] Why did he suddenly become so shitty!